Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?

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Are Boys Really Scared Of Tampons?

Cash 0:00
Mav and Kenzie forgot it was my birthday.
Kenzie 0:02
He has candy? No, no, no, it's not candy. What is that? Well, if you must know, it's a tampon.
Cash 0:06
Don't get that near him.
Kenzie 0:07
Are guys actually afraid of tampons?
Cash 0:10
Yes. Tampons are not good for the male species to see. Okay, ready? We got Cradley now.
Unknown 0:17
Happy birthday to you.
Gerald 0:30
Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Cash. Happy birthday to you.
Maverick 0:47
Oh. Whoa! I don't think Gerald appreciated you smacking his head in the ground. No, he had a birthday hat for you.
Kate 0:58
It is not mine. Now, let me see my... Oh, what is this?
Cash 1:03
Hey, you know it's not actually your birthday.

Why Did They Forget Cash's Birthday?

Kate 1:05
Hey, let me see my birthday chicken nuggets. Wait, when is his birthday?
Cash 1:09
Birthday chicken nuggets. Way better than cake, everybody. Let me tell you. What's his birthday?
Kenzie 1:12
I got wax on my pants.
Cash 1:14
Look, you just eat it straight off the candle. You're 22.
Maverick 1:18
Does it taste waxy? Sometimes.
Cash 1:21
That's the price you have to pay.
Alex 1:23
Yo, yo, yo, you're literally 22. What you gonna do? You gotta put your birthday hat on.
Maverick 1:27
We should have sang that song instead.
Alex 1:29
Yo, yo, yo, you're 22. What you gonna do? I'm 22. Everything will be all right. That's why we brought a band.
Maverick 1:38
Come on. Kate, how does it feel to be dating or married to a 22-year-old man? And you're 16? Yeah.
Cash 1:47
So guys, if y'all don't know, Kate is 14 and Cash is 22. What the hell?
Kenzie 1:52
Let's not joke like that. Did you get this from Amazon? No. Oh. I don't know where it came from. It was too big for my head.
Cash 2:01
Oh, well, that's a shame.
Kenzie 2:04
What a shame. That's a shame. Oh, no.
Cash 2:07
Dude, you can't drop the birthday nuggets. We're good. We're good. Don't worry, guys.
Kenzie 2:10
You caught them. I'm sorry. Hold on.
Cash 2:12
Hold on.
Kenzie 2:14
Hold on. Ew.
Cash 2:14
I had nuggets on my leg.
Kenzie 2:15
That whole, like, entrance thing was so... Epic?
Unknown 2:19
I know.
Kenzie 2:19
It was chaotic, and I think it really... It was very you. It felt very, like, you think your main character. I am. It's my birthday. Hello. Why can't you let him be the main character on his birthday, man?
Cash 2:28
Yeah, I mean, try and take away from me on my birthday.
Kenzie 2:30
It's crazy.
Cash 2:32
But when this comes out, it's not your birthday.
Kenzie 2:34
Yeah, your birthday's long gone once this comes out.
Cash 2:35
So, for the sake of the episode, we should probably act like it's not.
Alex 2:38
Wait.
Cash 2:39
Oh, man.
Alex 2:39
Yeah, yeah. Your birthday is today. Yeah.
Cash 2:42
Hey! Comment down below, happy birthday to me. Do you need dessert to wash that down?
John 2:46
You need dessert? What is this dessert?
Cash 2:50
Do you need nuggets as a dessert? I thought you said, does he need dirt to wash that down? Well, we have gifts. What? Jimmy!
Kate 3:00
Seriously, nobody ever gives me a gift on this podcast.
Cash 3:04
Dude, what? I'm not kidding. Everyone has given everyone gifts on this podcast, but nobody gives me a gift. What do you think that is? Hey, I got fake Sabrina Carpenter tickets.
John 3:14
Here we go.
Cash 3:15
Hey, you're supposed to smell that. What? No, you're supposed to smell that. No, I'm not. What? What do you mean, what? Smell it. He just re-gifted me my donut from this morning that Kate gave me, and he bit it. And there's hair on it now. Yeah, I saved it. Kate threw it in the trash. You're welcome. No, I was going to eat this later. Now I can't. This is the opposite of a birthday present.

What Happened During the Birthday Celebration?

Cash 3:37
You can't eat it later. This is a birthday nerf. It was in the trash. You nerfed my birthday.
Maverick 3:42
How did I nerf your birthday? Was this in the trash? Wait, Kate, did you get up this morning and go get any donuts? Wait, I saved it for you.
Cash 3:47
Now everyone stop. Was this in the trash? It was. I saved it for you. Now you stop saying it. Was this in the trash, Kate? Yes, because... Alex is saying yes too.
Kate 3:56
Because you said you didn't want it. This was my birthday present from today. Why wouldn't you at least give me like 12 hours to eat it?
Kenzie 4:03
Well, I asked you. Remember, I walked over and I said, are you done with this? And you said, yeah. Oh, my gosh. She's being for real right now. I was going to eat it.
Cash 4:10
Hey, listen. She was being a good wife, trying to save you from dying from sugar. She bought it for me. I was being a good brother. For my birthday. My mom sent me that. Well, not everyone needs to eat their cake. You know what I mean? Sometimes you get your cake, but you can't eat it. Hey, just to top everything off, too, guess what? Mav and Kenzie forgot it was my birthday. No, I didn't.

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