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Chapter 1: Are Boys Really Scared Of Tampons?
Mav and Kenzie forgot it was my birthday.
He has candy? No, no, no, it's not candy. What is that? Well, if you must know, it's a tampon.
Don't get that near him.
Are guys actually afraid of tampons?
Yes. Tampons are not good for the male species to see. Okay, ready? We got Cradley now.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Cash. Happy birthday to you.
Oh. Whoa! I don't think Gerald appreciated you smacking his head in the ground. No, he had a birthday hat for you.
It is not mine. Now, let me see my... Oh, what is this?
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Chapter 2: Why Did They Forget Cash's Birthday?
Hey, let me see my birthday chicken nuggets. Wait, when is his birthday?
Birthday chicken nuggets. Way better than cake, everybody. Let me tell you. What's his birthday?
I got wax on my pants.
Look, you just eat it straight off the candle. You're 22.
Does it taste waxy? Sometimes.
That's the price you have to pay.
Yo, yo, yo, you're literally 22. What you gonna do? You gotta put your birthday hat on.
We should have sang that song instead.
Yo, yo, yo, you're 22. What you gonna do? I'm 22. Everything will be all right. That's why we brought a band.
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Chapter 3: What Happened During the Birthday Celebration?
You can't eat it later. This is a birthday nerf. It was in the trash. You nerfed my birthday.
How did I nerf your birthday? Was this in the trash? Wait, Kate, did you get up this morning and go get any donuts? Wait, I saved it for you.
Now everyone stop. Was this in the trash? It was. I saved it for you. Now you stop saying it. Was this in the trash, Kate? Yes, because... Alex is saying yes too.
Because you said you didn't want it. This was my birthday present from today. Why wouldn't you at least give me like 12 hours to eat it?
Well, I asked you. Remember, I walked over and I said, are you done with this? And you said, yeah. Oh, my gosh. She's being for real right now. I was going to eat it.
Hey, listen. She was being a good wife, trying to save you from dying from sugar. She bought it for me. I was being a good brother. For my birthday. My mom sent me that. Well, not everyone needs to eat their cake. You know what I mean? Sometimes you get your cake, but you can't eat it. Hey, just to top everything off, too, guess what? Mav and Kenzie forgot it was my birthday. No, I didn't.
I sat around all day waiting for them to wish me a happy birthday.
What?
And finally, I was like, wow, guys, thanks for wishing me a happy birthday.
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