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Harper’s First Week Back Is Not What She Expected…

10 Jan 2026

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Chapter 1: What unexpected events did Harper experience during her first week back?

0.031 - 3.895 Harper

I want to know how Harper almost died. I went to a truck meet with my friends.

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Chapter 2: How did Harper's trip to the truck meet go?

3.995 - 19.753 Harper

We go up and see what's happening. I go up to the truck meet. I automatically start getting bullied. People are like, bro, Harper's almost here. Let's, bro, let's. We hear gunshots, and we're like, what the heck? In South Lake? Yeah. I almost got hit by a car, and I almost got in a car crash this morning. Really? So my week has been hard. I want a good, clean game, okay?

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19.773 - 24.758 Cash

Don't shake his hand. He's going to pull you.

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Chapter 3: What challenges did Harper face during her week?

24.858 - 26.46 Harper

Oh, God. We didn't start yet. That's the oldest book in the trailer. Oh, God.

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26.44 - 50.326 Unknown

All right, we're swapping hands. Don't hurt her. What's up, guys? Welcome back to another episode. Harper. Washed her hair for the first time. First time ever. This is Harper's first week back, guys. This is a big deal. It's a big deal around here.

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50.346 - 58.54 Maverick

It's been a crazy week. I'm happy that we're doing happy episodes again. I know. I know, because when you came back, the first two episodes we did were kind of traumatic. You know, I hate it when... What?

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58.688 - 64.295 Unknown

Like, the first two episodes, you kind of, like, brought down the vibe. But, like, last episode was good.

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65.117 - 73.368 Maverick

Yeah. I'm so sick. That's the sad part. You're not sick. I think you'll be okay for the next 45 minutes, right? Yeah. Yeah.

73.828 - 78.996 Harper

I had Chick-fil-A today. Ooh. It was so good. Do y'all have three meals a day?

79.597 - 80.559 Unknown

Yeah, three meals a day.

Chapter 4: What caused Harper to feel overwhelmed this week?

80.779 - 86.43 Unknown

But really, what we want to talk about is your first week back, not how many meals I had today.

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86.45 - 89.015 Harper

I think people should wait for me to talk about that, though.

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89.516 - 90.237 Unknown

Retention.

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90.257 - 93.723 Harper

You know what? Fine. I'll tell you how my weeks went. They went terrible.

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95.304 - 98.747 Kenzie

Vibes are down. Vibes are back down. Vibes are just up.

98.807 - 99.628 Unknown

Vibes are back down.

99.828 - 101.369 Kenzie

Wait, tell us how Christmas was.

101.93 - 109.977 Harper

It was okay. Yeah, you got back like a few days before Christmas. Yeah, December 19th I got back. And Christmas was hard because my OCD was spiking really bad.

110.297 - 112.139 Unknown

And you didn't get to see us before Christmas.

Chapter 5: How did Harper's friends react to her at the truck meet?

139.65 - 155.331 Harper

I do too. I truly believe if your parents... Maybe I shouldn't say this. Anyways, so the first night I got back, I could not sleep. I posted on Brooke's page, like, I can't sleep. Yeah.

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156.332 - 161.702 Unknown

Wait, if you go five days without sleeping, doesn't your brain, like, die? You start hallucinating after three. Really?

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161.862 - 165.949 Harper

Apparently, the sensation is, like, the sensation of when you're on drugs.

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166.267 - 169.754 Kenzie

No, I think it's bad, bad, bad. What, five days?

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169.874 - 172.96 Unknown

Oh, five days is bad.

173.02 - 175.826 Kenzie

It can't be good. It's a form of insomnia.

175.846 - 176.347 Unknown

Like torture?

176.547 - 181.457 Kenzie

Torture, yeah. There's a form of torture where people will keep the other person awake.

181.437 - 200.316 Unknown

And they'll die from being awake. Isn't that really weird? We have to like power off and like recharge. Like after five days of being on, I think we would just be like, I want you to imagine this. We meet aliens. Imagine we met aliens and they don't have to sleep. And we're like, yeah, no, we just got to like, they're like, what are you doing? We're like, oh, we just got to. That would be weird.

Chapter 6: What incidents made Harper feel unsafe during her outing?

358.876 - 359.699 Harper

Look at my socks.

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359.839 - 363.91 Unknown

So if you guys want to become a member, you can become a member and join the fan club.

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364.16 - 365.442 Kenzie

And we can get a mansion one day.

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365.502 - 366.564 Unknown

Yeah, then maybe we can.

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366.944 - 371.551 Kenzie

We probably will not ever get a mansion, even if we could. So do y'all want to see me do five push-ups?

371.932 - 373.314 Unknown

No. Oh, no.

373.554 - 381.285 Harper

I wanted to see her do five push-ups. Could I see somebody else do five push-ups while I talk about my issues? No.

381.305 - 386.433 Unknown

Yes. Your issues. That's not what this podcast is. And I'm tired of you making this podcast all about your issues. Yeah.

386.453 - 387.394 Harper

I can't help it.

Chapter 7: What are Harper's thoughts on her social media presence?

437.829 - 438.57 Harper

Let me tell you.

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439.011 - 441.695 Unknown

If I have any mental health problems, good luck.

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441.815 - 445.38 Harper

No. Maybe. We take him seriously.

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445.52 - 447.323 Unknown

I'm mentally falling apart right now.

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447.523 - 451.89 Kenzie

Oh, my gosh. The rage baiter is getting rage baited.

451.93 - 456.456 Unknown

I'm going to jump off a cliff at 2.30 tomorrow. Don't do it.

456.476 - 460.221 Maverick

And if no one stops me, I'm going to do it. Don't jump off a cliff.

460.382 - 465.076 Harper

So for 8.30 our time... We'll probably be done by the podcast.

465.096 - 470.899 Maverick

Harper's like, I can make it to watch. I feel ill.

Chapter 8: How does Harper plan to manage her screen time moving forward?

665.196 - 670.243 Harper

Call him out on the phone. Oh, Chase. I haven't seen Chase in like- I know.

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670.824 - 672.947 Cash

He left. He'll be back. Oh, and he's back.

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673.147 - 674.048 Kenzie

And he's eating food.

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674.068 - 675.15 Cash

He couldn't stay away.

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675.19 - 688.888 Kenzie

Nobody cares. No. Okay, Cash, actually, you cannot say anything about me and Mav having the normal amount of meals. The other day at church, I look over at you, And you're like a fiend. You have like your Tic Tacs. You're popping Tic Tacs every five seconds in church.

688.968 - 695.556 Maverick

The whole service. He had an entire thing of Tic Tacs during one church service. And the thing is, while he's in church, it's like shake, shake, shake, shake.

695.576 - 696.938 Cash

Yeah. Shake, shake, shake, shake.

697.258 - 698.84 Kenzie

And he thought you were being quiet too.

699.481 - 701.203 Cash

Are you really going to get those last two out of there?

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