Kate Rages At Cash For Reading Her Diary!
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What is Kate's reaction to her diary being read?
I have the one and only, one of a kind book, handwritten by Kate Marie Baker. No! Which one should we crack open first? Let's start with the red diary. Can I have it? No, stop. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. What?
Nobody is reading that.
Ah!
Ah!
When I was younger, my favorite thing was at McDonald's when they dropped the Kung Fu Panda toys. And Tiger, when you would push her down, she would go... And then she'd do a backflip and land on her feet.
Guys, someone's in our house.
It's okay, Kenzie. You don't gotta be embarrassed. Kenzie's embarrassed. It's Kenzie. It's okay.
Yeah, yeah, go get it.
Show the world your true colors, Kenzie. What's that supposed to mean? She's trying to act like she doesn't eat and she's a little skinny queen, but she eats on the pod. Look at that. Noodles.
I've never once said that I was a skinny queen. No, you should, girl. But you know what? I'm eating skinny queen. Yeah. Do I say that right? No, you have to say I'm skinny queen.
Oh, I'm... No.
Can you please fix your mic? She's giving me a headache trying to watch that.
Hold your coof. Hold your coof.
Oh. Hey, y'all, that's not the mic's break, y'all. Well, you asked me to do something. See how it's falling now? Oh, my gosh. I did something. I have...
I literally quit.
Oh, my God.
You almost spilt the kufu for me. Not the mic.
Hey, look, we're really out of here.
Whoa, now that is right in front of my face. Yeah, you get mad at Matt for having the mic in his face.
Okay, well, I'm sorry if you would have fixed it good the first time.
Hey, Paul, is that the noodles? Anyways, what I was saying was I made this homemade last night while y'all ate Burger King for lunch, so... Oh, Paul, you're so good at cooking the noodles.
Oh, Paul. Oh, he's like talking about... It's a family recipe.
He's talking about the guy from Panda.
Don't quit.
Wait, what's that movie called? Panda Goose.
Don't quit. Quick noodles? It is a paw. You got them. Take on the family recipe. Fun fact.
I realized that I like Maverick at Kung Fu Panda in the movie theater.
What?
No, he was very into the movie. Were you...
Did he fall in love with Matt when he was singing Kung Fu Fighting? What?
Oh my gosh. Well, falling in love is like a series of a long time. I feel like that would have been a moment where you fall out of love.
I feel like that would be the moment you run the opposite direction.
But that was like the moment I was like... I love this guy. What the?
Wait, what was he doing?
I don't know.
I guess I was just entertained by a kid movie. He was.
He was entertained by the kid movie, and that was it for me.
That movie was so bad, Cash and I were wanting to go home.
12?
Yeah. No, Cash and I were hating our lives during that movie. The original's banging. Kung Fu Panda 4 was like, stop trying to milk more movies out of it. Listen, was it like... predictable a little bit.
Why is Kenzie embarrassed on the podcast?
Same plot as kind of the other stuff. Sure. But it was a great movie. That brings me to the sponsor of this episode. What?
Kung Fu Panda 12.
I remember, man, when I was younger, my favorite thing was at McDonald's when they dropped the Kung Fu Panda toys. Oh my goodness. And Tiger, the Tigress one, when you would push her down, she would go, and then she'd do a backflip. She'd go, and do a backflip on her feet.
Guys, someone's in our house.
Yeah, it's Peyton.
Oh.
Anyways.
I forgot enough people still here. I need to voice vocal warm-up, so anybody want to help me?
Okay, yeah, you hit that. Harper has vocal lessons after this podcast.
And then we gotta film another one after her vocal lesson, so she's gonna be really warmed up then, and she'll sing for you.
Oh, your middle finger is just gone.
Yeah, huh?
Your nail?
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't care.
Yeah, yeah, show it off. Let's see.
Uh, no. Come on, let's see it.
Harper's missing a nail. What are you doing to that straw? Turn it into licorice.
What? I'm just trying to... What?
Look at it.
It looks like those... It doesn't really matter. It doesn't really matter, okay?
Other than that, though... Have you ever been to Slick City?
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