Someone Texted Me My Address!

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Previously titled “Someone Tested Me My Address!” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 5, 2026

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Why are people randomly getting my number?

Unknown 0:00
Why do people keep randomly getting my number? I literally got a new number because of this issue.

What led to changing my phone number?

Unknown 0:04
What happened? What did they say? I love you.
Cash 0:06
What? How are people getting your number?
Unknown 0:08
People at school sell it and they're mean. They followed me to my house. I saw your Bronco cross the bridge a couple hours ago.

How are people getting my address?

Unknown 0:14
I don't like that you were like followed here. Guys, they sent your address. What? No, they didn't.
Maverick 0:20
No. I swear to God. I swear to God. You don't even know our address.
Unknown 0:22
This is getting freaking creepy.

What should I do about being followed?

Unknown 0:26
Yo. Hey, who is this? About to find out. I'm serious. I want to call 911. I'm actually scared. welcome back welcome back we just did crumble and everybody was talking about how we couldn't eat four in one sitting they're like i'd get sick oh my gosh i'd still be hungry after four crumbles no i'm not kidding i swear like i am harper that's something you keep to yourself you're a crumble queen you can eat them up eat them up
Cash 0:57
Can you just switch your TikTok username to Crumble Queen?
Unknown 1:00
And start reviewing the cookies.
Cash 1:01
And have your profile picture of you holding up a crumble cookie like this?
Unknown 1:04
I genuinely think I could have, like, thinking about it, like, if I was having a cheat day, for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, I would have crumble cookies.

What is the significance of the 513 area code?

Cash 1:10
I don't think you could.
Unknown 1:11
They're just not good.
Cash 1:12
I would give you one of them still and let you try to eat a full one during this episode, and I don't think you could.
Unknown 1:16
No, Cash is crazy saying they're not good.
Cash 1:18
I'm telling you, I've seen crumble cookies sit on our counter, and I never walked over and ate them.
Unknown 1:23
They are very mid to me. Me, personally, I think Tips Treats is better. Tips Treats is like a normal cookie.
Cash 1:29
I don't think Tips Treats is very popular, though.
Unknown 1:31
Oh, really? It literally sounds like a freaking fart.
Cash 1:34
What the?
Unknown 1:35
Why do you keep farting?
Cash 1:36
It's not me.
Unknown 1:37
Dude, I know it is because the stove, like, contains it, and then every time you move, the stove opens up and, like, whiffs me.
Cash 1:42
whips you what i like your logic thank you don't get whiffed by that thank you hey cash can you open the grill and sit on it so you'll i'm not opening the grill i was gonna do that when you're getting i think it's actually more comfortable we were looking at it well okay why are you not doing that what you're a freaking why because i would like to sit on the grill how i saw it everybody worry about where y'all are sitting okay but you said it like it was like the worst thing because it is i have to sit like a hunchback every episode Like this. Do you guys think this is comfortable to sit like this?
Unknown 2:16
I went to the dentist today and they were trying to take scans of my teeth and I had to stand up really straight because it was like an x-ray machine.

How do I handle unwanted messages?

Unknown 2:22
So I had to stand really straight and it was a really painful 30 seconds. It made me realize I never stand up straight in my life.
Maverick 2:29
Wait, wait, wait.
Cash 2:30
Me too. It was painful to stand up straight?
Unknown 2:32
Yeah, like... Yeah, no, it actually is.
Cash 2:34
I relate to that. Like, when you're sitting... And then you're like... Dang, it actually takes, like, muscles to, like... Yeah, it takes muscle to, like, hold yourself upright properly.
Unknown 2:41
I've been, like, trying to get good posture, and I can't.
Cash 2:44
Yeah, it's very tough. Also, have you guys seen Boy Throb? yes mr beast and boy throb what yes lab you ain't see that no what's the one guy's name which one that needs the one in india yeah what's his name i don't know but i don't know harbor no you haven't seen boy throb no oh my gosh you haven't seen boy pop of a video or a picture you have seen boy throb i hey i have a question it might be dumb but i don't care i'm gonna ask it anyways what
Kate 3:11
The guy's obviously fake, right? It's like AI.
Cash 3:14
The Indian guy?
Kate 3:15
Yeah. No, it's not AI.
Cash 3:16
It's a real guy?
Kate 3:17
I don't think it is. Oh, my gosh. Yes, it's a real guy.
Cash 3:20
Okay, for those of you that don't know, Boy Throb is America's newest, hottest boy band. Something like that.
Kate 3:26
I don't know about a band.
Cash 3:28
i mean they're bad they sing he's ai look at him no he's not he's green screening on yeah oh and there is four of them but one of them lives in india they're trying to get him over here uh but darshan what are they what's their like thing of when he'll come over they need his visa what how does he get his visa million subscribers i got a million subs or something yeah

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