We Broke Up!
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What led to Harper's breakup?
So what happened with your most recent boyfriend?
Jason?
We gonna talk about that?
Why is Harper's relationship status complicated?
We're on a break, but I think we're pretty much broken up. I just think it's like stupid that like he thinks it's bad that I'm talking to other boys.
He doesn't deserve you. He doesn't.
I don't know. It just hurts me really bad. This is the pimple before it falls.
Yo, that's not a pimple. That's a- Oh my goodness! Harper, what is on your head?
Oh! Oh!
Do not bite that bottle.
Ah!
Here we go.
What funny incidents occur during the podcast?
We're not ready. We're not ready.
We're not ready.
Kenzie's still scrolling. Kenzie's doom scrolling once again.
And she's got her book. What are we doing?
Listen, y'all think I'm doom scrolling. I am not.
Kenzie, you are the biggest tablet kid and everybody knows it.
I'm the least tablet kid out of all of you, actually.
Kenzie walks around with headphones on and a physical tablet just scrolling around the house.
I walked around today with my headphones on. Read listening to my book.
No, if you were like partially blind and you couldn't make out exact things, you'd look at Kenzie and be like, oh, it's a toddler on a tablet.
I forgot to take out my cheer bow. It was cute.
I liked it. Put it in my hair.
Wait, your sweatshirt is cute. It's like vintage.
How in the world did this fit around your head?
It's not. Oh, my gosh. Are you serious?
Where did you go that you needed a cheer bow?
I went to my tryouts. Don't break it. Don't break it.
It was in your hair. It's a hair tie, Cash.
I'll help you. You need help? I'm not touching that greasy y'all hair. What? What'd she say?
Greasy y'all. She said greasy. I ain't nothing greasy about me.
I got my yoga mat, and I'm ready. What?
Catch me outside. How about that? It is greasy.
I can see it.
Alabama, you a fan, Alabama. Ow! Beauty is pegged. Have you heard Danielle's diss track? Wait, Harper, what did y'all have to wear for your tryout? We just have to wear... Oh, my gosh.
Well...
Am I pretty? You look like the little girls in front of the Disney castle going to see Minnie for the first time. You look like Cindy Lou. Or like after the Bippity Boppity Boutique. Yeah.
Man, being a female is so weird. Y'all just like.
I love when little girls barely have enough hair and they have like the little water fountain.
Tiny little strand of hair with a bow in it.
Hey, speaking of females, did you see that a plane went down the other day?
Okay, that's crazy.
No, a plane went down and this female was a pilot.
On the plane.
Okay. Why are you so controversial?
What? I'm not saying that women can't fly.
I saw a guy talking about this.
Yeah, women can fly.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was that?
Don't hit me. I don't think anybody can fly.
I'm not saying women can't fly planes, but... Once the wheels came down on the plane. That's when that's when she crashed Maverick just saying controversial things women can fly they just can't drive Like are y'all like kind of hurt by that?
Are y'all kind of hurt by that? About how he just said that?
What?
He's not serious. Me personally.
Here's the thing Here's the thing Maverick likes to argue for no reason yesterday. Was it yesterday? Saturday two days ago or whatever day it was. I don't know. We're sitting in the living room with his parents. He has an hour-long argument with them. Hour-long. This is true.
With who?
With his parents. His own mom. About me and Maverick, but with his parents.
Argument or conversation?
No, argument. It was an argument. And the entire time, his mom is not saying much, but you can tell that what he is saying is hurting her feelings. And she's very worried. What's happening?
I don't know.
Something's happening.
Nothing, Kate. Nothing. That sounded like a bomb. Yeah, well, it's not. Okay, continue. Or maybe it is. It did sound like a bomb.
Continue.
Here goes the bomb. We'll look into it.
Anyways, we get into the car an hour after this argument. And Maverick, I'm talking to Maverick about how dumb his side of the story was. He was like, oh, I don't think any of that. And I was like, why would you say that?
Yeah.
Honestly I don't believe anything Have you ever seen Cobra Kai I mean I am into anime boys, but have you ever seen Cobra Kai I
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What led to Harper's breakup?
0:00–0:03
2
Why is Harper's relationship status complicated?
0:03–0:32
3
What funny incidents occur during the podcast?
0:32–15:06
4
How does the group handle disagreements?
15:06–21:30
5
What unexpected topics are discussed?
21:30–30:42
6
What are the group's thoughts on viral personalities?
30:42–1:00:14