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The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast

Cookies w/ Amy Poehler

Wed, 30 Apr 2025

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This week The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers talk about the digital short, Cookies, starring Fred Armisen. This episode is full of surprises including voice notes and a very special guest appearance! Plus, they also chat about other sketches including Australians, Bronx Beat, Wedding Toast, and more! Cookies - https://youtu.be/XDJjStqXbmw?si=zWYQyKrs8WxkpVPlRestless Leg Tour Near You - https://www.tinaamytour.com/Standup for Drummers - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAhvJMcLShUGood Hang with Amy Poehelr - https://www.youtube.com/@Good-Hang-with-Amy-PoehlerI Think You Should Leave | Hot Dog Car Sketch - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLfAf8oHrMoAmy’s Goodbye - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_8rrKpB7U4(Not all the clips we mention are available online; some never even aired.) If you want to see more photos and clips follow us on Instagram @lonelymeyerspod. Send us an email! [email protected] Support our sponsors: RulaRula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/island #rulapod VuoriGet 20% off your FIRST purchase. Get yourself some of the most comfortable and versatile clothing on the planet at vuori.com/ISLAND Mint MobileGet your summer savings and shop premium wireless plans at MINT MOBILE.com/ISLAND CoopVisit coopsleepgoods.com/ISLAND to get 20% off your first order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Chapter 1: Why did Amy join the podcast early?

0.309 - 4.734 Fred Armisen

I'm going to just say this is the most lonely island thing, Amy, that you showed up before my co-hosts.

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5.215 - 7.157 Elizabeth Fay

Well, we did change the time on them, right?

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7.618 - 12.804 Fred Armisen

Yeah. And let me just thank you for joining us from what is very clearly an airport parking lot.

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13.53 - 36.035 Elizabeth Fay

That's right, Seth. I am in an airport parking lot. I'm in Houston, Texas, getting ready to fly to Dallas, Texas with Elizabeth Fay for our tour. And we're also joined by Fred Armisen, who is joining us, too. And so we're all hitting the road. We're getting on a plane. But I take my podcast and my podcast. Oh, excuse me. That's the sound of a plane. Hold on.

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36.595 - 39.916 Fred Armisen

It's weird that that interrupted how seriously you take your podcast, but keep going.

41.053 - 43.575 Elizabeth Fay

I take my podcast very seriously, like you.

43.595 - 63.664 Fred Armisen

I had a real emotional pang in the best possible way because I also reached out to Fred this morning to ask him a question about something we're going to talk about. And he mentioned that he's with you guys for Restless Leg. And I do think it speaks to and Golden Era that the three of you are together. And soon, whenever they choose to join my fellow.

63.684 - 71.288 Elizabeth Fay

Honestly, you and I could just talk and then you could just like. paste in them going, ha ha, yeah, you could do that.

71.709 - 76.812 Fred Armisen

Yeah. Well, we'll paste in your missing like, wait, who? When?

Chapter 2: What was the emotional impact of Fred Armisen's presence?

108.177 - 109.837 Elizabeth Fay

Oh, it makes me want to watch it again.

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110.297 - 128.821 Fred Armisen

It's very sweet because, of course, I'm watching it now knowing it's your last episode. I, of course, realized that means Maya came back to just be a friend and join you. It's also kind of cool knowing now that at the SNL 50th, that was a sketch that sort of has endured and been a place there. Bronx Beat is so funny.

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128.941 - 137.462 Fred Armisen

Also, Shoemaker just spent three days on vacation with Jodie Mancuso, who's the inspiration. And he said, oh, yeah, the best thing is Jodie really does talk like that in real life.

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138.789 - 158.403 Elizabeth Fay

I know I've said this before when Maya and I are doing Bronx, we go back to the hair department and we just talk to Jodi just to, you know, and look, I'm not very good with accents. And I think my character there is kind of a combo of like my mom who has a Boston accent and Jodi who has the Bronx accent. But Jodi is really good at getting us back on track.

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158.902 - 171.931 Fred Armisen

There is maybe one of the biggest laughs in the history of Rockspeed in this episode, which is Hugh Laurie is on and you guys are very enamored with his accent. You make him say schedule. He says schedule and you just both lose your minds.

172.051 - 176.353 Keith

Let me tell you something. All right. You want to know something? That accent will get you everywhere.

176.373 - 180.196 Fred Armisen

That is so sexy.

181.017 - 182.297 Keith

So sexy. Say some words.

185.459 - 185.66 Akiva Schaffer

What?

Chapter 3: What is the significance of Bronx Beat?

620.565 - 623.546 Tina Fey

Other way, I think. Oh, I like these glasses, Amy. You look cute.

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623.746 - 624.526 Elizabeth Fay

Excuse me.

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624.546 - 627.467 Tina Fey

Yeah, it is three hours and 20 minutes. You guys could do it.

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627.667 - 637.551 Elizabeth Fay

Yeah, we might have to drive. Our show is at six o'clock in Dallas, and it is right now... Oh, our plane is here. That's it right there. Oh, our plane arrived.

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637.571 - 638.731 Maya Rudolph

Yay. Woo-hoo!

639.511 - 642.733 Elizabeth Fay

So it looks like we're going to be in good shape. We're going to be in good shape.

643.993 - 664.642 Yorma Taccone

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664.902 - 686.674 Yorma Taccone

It made me think, man, I'm blowing it. I have a lovely place that I could be doing the same thing with. I would love to share it with the world. It's a great way for people to have lovely experiences in. And what am I doing? I'm just blowing it. Because it feels like it's more of a vacation in an Airbnb. It's not a hotel. You don't have to feel like you're just visiting a city.

686.974 - 701.226 Yorma Taccone

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Chapter 4: How does Fred Armisen incorporate accents in his performances?

Chapter 5: What was Amy's farewell experience on SNL?

1935.62 - 1962.834 Tina Fey

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1963.274 - 1967.355 Yorma Taccone

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1967.595 - 1981.959 Tina Fey

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1982.279 - 1988.567 Yorma Taccone

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1989.087 - 1992.932 Tina Fey

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1993.513 - 1998.719 Yorma Taccone

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1999.099 - 2018.785 Tina Fey

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2019.245 - 2032.456 Tina Fey

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2032.736 - 2034.318 Fred Armisen

Hi, guys. It's Seth. I'm sorry I'm late.

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