Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
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Who is the special guest on The Toast today?
Welcome back to The Toast. We are so excited to be sitting down with a guest. You know, we kind of don't really do guests, but today is very special. Jackie and I spent all week last week talking about one of our new favorite comedy specials, Life on Netflix by Andrew Schultz. And today we are joined by Andrew Schultz. Welcome to The Toast.
Thank you guys so much for having me. This is an honor.
It is so crazy to be sitting down with Andrew Schultz. Does anyone call you Andrew, or is it always Andrew Schultz?
I think it's Andrew usually, but I like this Andrew Schultz. He's a firsty lasty. You're a firsty lasty. You're a firsty lasty.
And I say Andrew Schultz. You know people who you have to say their full name. Like a president or something. That guy's a firsty lasty. Or like a serial killer. Correct. Totally.
It's not Jeffrey, right?
You're right, you're right. Well, I bring up your last name because... We're so formal with mass murderers, right?
What is that about?
It's too formal.
I bring up your last name because it's genuinely shocking that you're not a Jew.
Everybody assumes I'm Jewish. Do they? Yeah. And to be clear... Because I did. You listened to what we said about you at the toast, so we don't have to catch you up, but I was accusing you of being a Jew. And you know what? You're also a big friend to the Jews. Love the Jews. Yeah, no, it's really refreshing to see. I've seen you on a lot of podcasts recently. The Jews are always a topic of combo. And you've been a really good friend and ally. I want to say thanks.
Oh, for sure, for sure. Absolutely.
And to be clear, you don't look physically Jewish. It's just the sound of your name.
Why is Andrew Schultz's comedy special controversial?
You're the first person that's ever said that.
What are you, like Italian?
No, Italian is usually next. My mom is from Scotland and my dad is Irish and German.
Oh.
Now I will say.
Oh, so he's German.
So there is some family history.
Oh, yikes.
Really? Well, it depends how you interpret the history. Apparently my family in my German part on my dad's side was from Prussia. They came in like the 1800s. So there's not like a lot of like. So you predate.
They missed all the action.
They missed the action. But. one like family member went back there to look for like the Schulz family. And apparently in this little town in what is now Germany, but it was like Prussia at the time, they were like, I can imagine the conspiracy theories already on the internet, but they're like, yeah, I mean, there was a Schulz family that lived here, but they weren't Catholic, they were Jewish.
Yeah, obviously.
Yeah, but Schultz is like Johnson.
But is that you or no?
They don't know. They came back to Chicago and they're like, yeah, there's this Schultz family in this place.
So it's a Jewish name where you hail from.
We don't use the word hail when we talk about Germany.
Fair, so true. No, but they basically came back and they're like, yo, are we Jewish? And the whole family is Catholic in Chicago.
They're just like, I don't know what you're talking about. That was definitely a mix-up or whatever. But anyway, that could be what it is.
Have you ever done your ancestry, 23andMe, given your DNA to a baby?
No.
And are you scared now?
What makes Andrew Schultz's special unique and emotional?
I am. My wife did it and found out she is.
Is what, Jewish?
Jewish. Oh, wow. But she was raised Christian, and she'll go to church and everything like that. But her mom's mom. was Jewish. Oh, so she's totally Jewish. By your guys' rules. By our standards. If it's the female blood.
Yeah.
So technically my daughter. And your child.
Yeah. Oh my God, congrats.
So I gotta protect you guys.
Thank you. Thank you.
We'll take it. And they're taking me down too if they go after you guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right, you're next. And I don't even get to go to your heaven. It's true.
How shitty is that? It's true. We have eight different versions.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
Who is the special guest on The Toast today?
0:26–1:46
2
Why is Andrew Schultz's comedy special controversial?
1:46–3:14
3
What makes Andrew Schultz's special unique and emotional?
3:14–7:40
4
How does Andrew Schultz approach jokes about his wife?
7:40–11:30
5
What are the 'Naggy Bitch Wife' segments about?
11:30–13:10
6
How does Andrew Schultz view relationship dynamics and 'ick' culture?
13:10–1:10:20
Speakers
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