The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Who are the hosts of The Toast podcast?

Jackson 0:06
It's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing.

What is the 'hump day' discussion about?

Claudia Oshry 0:26
Welcome back to the toast and happy hump day. Unfortunately, I cannot participate in hump day this week. I'm just far too immobile, you know? Yeah.
Jackie Oshry 0:34
Yes. And that's fine. There are other ways to participate in hump day. Do tell. You know, pet a camel. Go on a camel ride.
Claudia Oshry 0:46
Pet a camel.
Jackie Oshry 0:48
Yeah. There's a lot of things you could celebrate in spirit. You could be there for someone who is celebrating hump day.
Claudia Oshry 0:54
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just want to give a shout out. Not a shout out. Sort of like a... What's the word I'm looking for? Not a precursor, but like a...
Jackie Oshry 1:05
Tell us what you're going to do, and then I'll try and tell you what you did.
Claudia Oshry 1:07
Kind of like a message I want to give to everyone before the show starts.
Jackie Oshry 1:10
A PSA?
Claudia Oshry 1:11
No, but like a pre. Like, help me please find the word.
Jackie Oshry 1:14
Please.
Claudia Oshry 1:16
It's kind of the opposite of an epilogue.
Jackie Oshry 1:19
Prologue?
Claudia Oshry 1:20
Yeah, but that's not the word I'm looking for.
Jackie Oshry 1:23
Preemptive? PSA?
Claudia Oshry 1:24
Kind of. Kind of. Keep going. You're close.
Jackie Oshry 1:28
I don't know.
Claudia Oshry 1:30
Okay. I just want to give like a... Like a preemptive PSA. A what? A warning. Yeah, that is another synonym for what I'm looking for, but we haven't found the word yet. I would like to just give a warning, yes, to anyone watching on YouTube. I look sweet right now. I will have to start spreading my legs on this show. I can't sit like this anymore. I'm going to have to start sitting like a man. And I don't want to hear a word about it, okay?
Jackie Oshry 1:57
I'm going through a lot. She's manspreading. She'll be mansplaining. But who cares... If, like, a man is spreading on a solo chair, like, we don't care. You know what I mean?
Claudia Oshry 2:06
It's just, like, this is how I need to sit, honestly, to be comfortable. Look how unattractive I look.
Jackie Oshry 2:10
You actually don't look bad. You look like you're sitting on a medicine ball.
Claudia Oshry 2:14
Yes, that's how I've been taught to sit. Which is good for your condition. Exactly. I have a condition.
Jackie Oshry 2:19
Yeah. That's, like, so Victorian age.
Claudia Oshry 2:25
What is?
Jackie Oshry 2:26
Like, calling it a condition.
Claudia Oshry 2:27
I have many conditions, actually.
Jackie Oshry 2:30
It is a condition. Yeah.
Claudia Oshry 2:32
So I don't want to hear a word about the way I'm sitting. If you want the show to go on for more than an hour, I'm just going to have to sit like this, okay?
Jackie Oshry 2:37
I don't think anyone minds. I think you're the one who's minding it.

What is the 'Watch What Happens Live' pregnancy episode recap?

Claudia Oshry 2:40
I mind. I don't want to watch clips of me later today looking like this.
Jackie Oshry 2:43
I understand. I feel sick. Maybe we'll just crop in above the waist for you.
Claudia Oshry 2:48
Love that. If you see clips for the next couple of weeks where I'm extremely zoomed in, don't ask questions.
Jackie Oshry 2:52
Yeah. I think you look prepared.
Claudia Oshry 2:56
Ready for anything.
Jackie Oshry 2:57
Yeah. Your posture is great.
Claudia Oshry 2:59
Thank you.
Jackie Oshry 3:00
It's not what you think, coach.
Claudia Oshry 3:02
Okay. So that was my little preemptive warning. What was the word I was looking for? Whatever. Hey, Jax. How you doing? Happy Wednesday. Today we have a great show. We have the Valley Recap.
Jackie Oshry 3:13
Yes, we do have the Valley Recap. Excited to talk about it. I also watch Watch What Happens Live with the pregnant ladies, which was so cute.
Claudia Oshry 3:19
Oh no, I went straight to sleep.
Jackie Oshry 3:21
Well, I wasn't going to watch, but then I saw it was Valley and it was only Valley, not, you know, some rando. And it was me and Kristen who are both pregnant. And like, I don't think that Watch What Happens Live has ever been like so pregnancy friendly. You know, it's just like, I wanted to support.
Claudia Oshry 3:35
Did you feel like an obligation to watch?
Jackie Oshry 3:37
Not obligation. I wanted to support what they're doing, you know, because I feel like sometimes you get pregnant and like everyone forgets about you until you're ready to like be a snatchler again.
Claudia Oshry 3:46
And Kristen Doty refuses to be forgotten.
Jackie Oshry 3:49
No, and like platform pregnant women. I love that. And I'm going to watch live. that's beautiful even though their polls are rigged they gave everyone two seconds to vote and not that i voted the polls are rigged like the last every poll starts and one answer goes to 100 and it's literally never the winning answer so someone just voted one person and then they're waiting for the rest of the votes and they cut off the last poll like when it was coming down from 100 to like 98 and like told kristin she won it was like kristin versus janet or something like that and it was like jackie they're protecting pregnant women like

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