The Good Gals of Turtlandia: Wednesday, February 11th, 2026
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What happened to Jill Zarin on E!’s ‘RHONY’ Reunion Show?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing.
Welcome back to The Toast and happy Wednesday. It should be further in the week. I think we all agree.
Yeah, it really should be.
And I didn't even work on Monday. True, it's a short week for you. It's not giving short week at all.
No, it's not. But it is giving Olympic gold winning athlete from Turtlandia, we have Turtie Lou.
It's been amazing to represent my country, Turtlandia. We're a small but strong nation. Yeah, and you do excel at winter sports. And Being on a global stage has just been so, like, amazing for, like, really the young kids in my country. They look up to me. And they see Turd's self. Yeah, in Turdlandia, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I got something caught in my throat. So that was as far as my sentence could go without like stumbling over myself.
Well, while you continue to choke, let me just say I hear you. I'm listening. I'm learning. I'm sorry. I called it mariachi. It's salsa. I knew I was saying the wrong word, but I wanted to say a word.
Why did Olympian Sturla Holm Lægreid get emotional during his interview?
You know, it's kind of like how the show continues to go on. You took a leap of faith because I actually... So let's make fun of the girl who put herself out there creatively.
I actually didn't take that leap on Monday. Like, I wanted to say what kind of music it was, but I wasn't certain. So I just said music.
What are the implications of Britney Spears selling her music rights?
Musica. Right. I'm really sorry. I... We'll never do it again. It was salsa though. But they, and thank you for that because yes, now I know die with a smile does not pair nicely with salsa. Maybe try mariachi.
And honestly, the more I learned, I think it was intentional. Explain. So when Bad Bunny, like before Lady Gaga performed, he was talking to the camera about how he's here because he never stopped believing in himself. You know, you got to believe in yourself. And then he said, is this what you wanted?
What did Ansel Elgort share about becoming a father?
And he gives Lady Gaga almost like a rebuttal to some of the backlash. Oh, but I don't think he would set her up like that.
What controversy arose from Tom Brady's actions at the Super Bowl party?
I think she was in on it. I don't know. People are like, you know, interpreting the performance how they see to interpret it. And so that was just one interpretation. I think they intended for it to be good.
You think they tried to make Die With a Smile salsa version good?
How do the hosts feel about the current state of celebrity culture?
Yes. And I think it's a great idea. And the execution just didn't execute. And that was unfortunate for the little monsters.
And just know I will never, ever in my life say the word mariachi, even if it applies. Like, I'll never say the word again. I hear you guys. Salsa. I actually had salsa last night. I had tacos.
What insights were shared about the impact of social media on public figures?
Oh, yum. I had hamburgers.
Oh, I did an egg retrieval last night. I had 12 eggs in the hard boil, and I got three. So we had three hard-boiled embryos after my- How come none of them made it to the next stage? Well, that's what I want to talk about because I know you guys talked about on Monday that we went to the farmer's market. Okay. And so I've sort of nailed down the perfect hard-boiled egg recipe. Olivia taught me. You boil the water on high.
What are the hosts' predictions for upcoming celebrity news?
Once it comes to a boil, put it on medium, 15 minutes in, immediately five minutes in an ice bath, and then peel immediately after five minutes. It works perfectly. Okay. So I hard boiled some of the eggs from the farmer's market, but also some of my OG supermarket eggs. The supermarket eggs, I had like three left. Those came out perfectly.
Yeah, the farm ones were too fresh. First of all, when you make hard boiled eggs, you shouldn't use eggs from the store that day. They are better if they are a little bit older in general. And supermarket eggs are already older. They took a while to come from wherever the heck they came from. Your farm fresh eggs are so fresh. They're actually like too fresh to be hard boiled eggs.
Great. I'm feeling like I prefer old eggs. Like the trouble of having farm fresh eggs for breakfast is too much. Well, I was getting so fucking frustrated, like banging the eggs against the counter.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happened to Jill Zarin on E!’s ‘RHONY’ Reunion Show?
0:03–1:24
2
Why did Olympian Sturla Holm Lægreid get emotional during his interview?
1:24–1:39
3
What are the implications of Britney Spears selling her music rights?
1:39–2:06
4
What did Ansel Elgort share about becoming a father?
2:06–2:14
5
What controversy arose from Tom Brady's actions at the Super Bowl party?
2:14–2:27
6
How do the hosts feel about the current state of celebrity culture?
2:27–2:43
7
What insights were shared about the impact of social media on public figures?
2:43–3:09
8
What are the hosts' predictions for upcoming celebrity news?
3:09–1:04:05
Speakers
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