Ep 1097 | Willie Gets Roasted by Korie & Jase for His Stuntman Fails on ‘Duck Dynasty’
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I am unashamed.
What about you?
By the way, this is for Jace. I have to be done. I have a call at 12. I mean at 1.
That was for Jace?
Yeah.
Are we recording all this?
It's like one of those go-karts. You have to put a governor on it. Well, can I respond?
I do have one complaint from a female.
Willie, we will make sure you're in this.
It's like my court. I ain't running this joint. Are we rolling on that? Of course we're rolling. Always rolling. I want to respond to whatever that was. I don't even know what you're talking about.
Well, let's say it again because I'm not sure we're rolling when he said it. He said, this is for Jace, but I need to be done by one o'clock.
Yeah, I have something else I have to do.
We only have 55 minutes. Well, I'll tell Corey, and feel free to use what I've fixed to say. My life has been filled with a lot of wow moments. Yeah. You don't get it? The wow, let me... Like most of what you say, no. I need a translation. Here's a new definition of wow.
I'm trying to figure out how I can use this.
Yeah, you're going to use this. Here's the new definition of wow that I've experienced for the last 50 years. Waiting on Willie. Oh.
Oh, well. That is true. Is that true, Willie? Is that true?
That's incorrect. No, I was just saying, one of the times I was on this podcast, I got my first question at minute 49. So I'm just saying. And here's the thing. I might have more to say. Here's the thing. And so I've got to be done in an hour. It's a 48-minute podcast. Exactly. Minute 49. Willie, what do you think about that? Well, okay.
We're out of time. Be brief.
I will say, Willie has gotten better. We used to have a phrase, waiting on Willie. Wow was a very common phrase in our life, but he's gotten better about that. You were here before me today.
Now Corey's went woke because we're waiting on Corey. We're waiting on you.
You know what you call that?
Woke. That'd be okay. Waiting on Corey.
We've all become woke. Actually, a walk. Or a walk, yeah.
A walk, yes.
But I get where you're going with that.
Well, Jace, I would put it waiting on women in general because this is a very impatient man that first had a wife, two daughters, and two granddaughters for like 30 years. And I felt like I spent my life waiting on women.
You may tell you who won this battle. I offended Willie. Willie offended me. You offended half the population.
Women, yeah.
So you lost.
All the women listeners.
And I lost.
I will say I spent every Sunday, every Sunday with our kids growing up, I would, you know, get all the kids ready for church. We'd all be ready. We'd all get in the car. Then Willie had to go to the bathroom every Sunday. I think that's a common.
That's at IBS.
That's a common women issue with men on Sunday morning before church. The coffee kicks in right when everybody gets in the car.
It was always after church because I would be talking.
Well, that one too.
And you'd be out in the car losing your mind.
Well, but Coy, the problem with that is, is what I've learned, and this is demeaning toward us as men, is you didn't realize at that stage of our life, we are one of the kids.
Yeah, it's true.
We're functioning as immature ministers. Your mug says always lay, but worth the wait.
Apropos, wow.
Do you remember who my college minister was?
You talk about thinking ahead. You know what you're pimping there.
Zach's bringing up the college minister.
Do you remember my original college minister? I was waiting on you to become a Christian when you were in college, Seth. I'm glad I waited that long. Go ahead. Not just an adult. What do you got to say there?
We call that W-O-Z, waiting on Zach.
Yeah, you reprobate. Go ahead.
Willie shows up about 20 minutes late for church. The whole college group is in there waiting on the college pastor to come in and teach us the Word of God. His IBS was irritable Bible syndrome. So he shows up 20, 30 minutes late, and he walks in, and we're just like, you're late. And everybody's looking at him and goes... Now you know how it feels. We turn the entire thing around on us as like a lesson. This is how it feels when you guys show up late. Now you know how it feels. That was good. I was slick, man.
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