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#3076 RHOC S19E19 Part One: Golf Clapback

14 Nov 2025

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Chapter 1: What are the highlights from the RHOC reunion recap?

0.402 - 4.028 Ronnie Karam

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4.148 - 28.165 Ben Mandelker

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29.258 - 49.495 Ronnie Karam

Hello and welcome to Watch Watch Crappin's, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the one and only Ronnie Karam. Hey Ronnie, how's it going? Oh, hello there. How are we? We are doing just great and BravoCon is in full...

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49.475 - 74.706 Ronnie Karam

full swing right now um anyone who's watching us the crap is on demand are like wow you really your hotel rooms look just like your homes that's because we're recording this ahead of time um but i'm sure we're having a great time a great friday morning here in vegas uh just a reminder if you are at bravo con be sure to come by on saturday because we are having a party we're having a party at beer park

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74.99 - 97.779 Ronnie Karam

And it's in the Paris casino. It's at 10 PM. So once all the scheduling is done for the day, all the official scheduling of the weekend of the Saturday is done. You got nothing to do. Come on over and hang out with us. We're gonna have a really fun time. So join us for that. And on Sunday, we are moderating the next gen New York city panel.

98.259 - 118.294 Ronnie Karam

So come join us and just say, hi, we love, we love meeting everyone. So really excited for that. And aside from that, I mean, it's another week of Bravo comes to a conclusion with a pretty intense Orange County reunion. Ronnie, what say you? Hi.

119.354 - 142.223 Gretchen Rossi

hi oh what do i say you about the reunion um lots of did i not say hi to you at the top of the episode you did i'm not being sarcastic i just had that moment of like oh i have to talk now you know whenever you do the intros i get to zone out and check emails and you know see what see what i'm doing over here something when you're like ronnie talk now i'm like uh

142.203 - 147.029 Ronnie Karam

I was like, did I just launch into the spiel without saying hi to you?

147.43 - 156.542 Gretchen Rossi

Of course you said hi. Come on. You called me handsome, all that good stuff. Yeah, I just checked some emails. Okay, Orange County. Well, let's see.

Chapter 2: How does Tamra avoid scrutiny for her actions?

156.682 - 169.66 Gretchen Rossi

Emily's hair is still big, and Emily still made me more furious. How can you have a show with Tamara, Gina, Gretchen, And I'm still the most annoyed with Emily. How is that? I know.

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169.82 - 177.032 Heather Dubrow

Shut up. No one's talking to you. No one's talking to you. You're a dork.

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177.493 - 181.78 Gretchen Rossi

That's just Kelly Dodd from the grave. Well, yeah. I mean, that's basically Emily, right?

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181.8 - 194.927 Ronnie Karam

It's just a lower Kelly Dodd. I don't know why you'd be annoyed with Emily. Is it because she was bragging about how she's doing reverse cowgirl on Shane Simpson?

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195.128 - 201.742 Gretchen Rossi

Oh, my God. Just giddy out of here. Giddy out.

201.762 - 204.728 Heather Dubrow

New pose.

205.602 - 217.833 Gretchen Rossi

New hip. So let's get into it. Reunion part two. Everyone is still as orange as ever, girl. I mean, these people look crazy. I just felt sorry for them all over again.

217.913 - 233.668 Gretchen Rossi

You know, maybe they're doing that because by now the audience is kind of frustrated with the ladies, especially with that finale where it's like all this transphobia and homophobia and we've got all this going on and the getting rid of Katie and the audience is, you know, rightfully a little bit fed up.

233.648 - 246.358 Gretchen Rossi

And maybe they're just like, let's just make them look as terrible as possible and maybe make them all look like they have a fever. Just make a red set, make them all look red or orange, and maybe they'll get some pity. It is not working.

Chapter 3: What controversies arise involving Gretchen and Matt Ginella?

271.313 - 275 Ronnie Karam

You know, Tamara, don't you also bring dirt up on people?

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275.02 - 298.001 Tamra Judge

Well, what have I brought up recently? Aside from the fact that Gretchen's been a bitch ever since she's been two years old. Yeah, but 15 years ago, Tamara, you brought up lies about me then. So there. And she's like, Me, me, Vickie. We both walked in. And Gina Keough saw you, too. And you were on blank slap. And we saw you make that with him. You're such a fucking liar. You're a liar.

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298.301 - 319.33 Tamra Judge

You're a liar. You're a liar. You're a liar. You're such a liar. You're a liar. You're a liar. It's been so long. You've been coming after me for so long. You've been going after my husband. You've been going after me. You've been going after my kids. Even the invisible one. I don't talk about you. I don't do nothing to you.

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319.47 - 321.393 Andy Cohen

This is about you. Oh, you don't talk about me.

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322.494 - 325.038 Ronnie Karam

He's saying you don't talk about her. You liar.

Chapter 4: How does the cast react to the ongoing drama?

325.058 - 331.606 Ronnie Karam

Andy's like, all right. And then Tamara just like, she has this like tear on her cheek.

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331.646 - 344.723 Tamra Judge

She's like, I'm going to wipe this away dramatically because I've been victimized by Gretchen Yossi from four different presidential administrations on my history book. It's so bad.

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345.293 - 365.779 Gretchen Rossi

Um, and Andy's like, well, we have more to get into with Sam and Gretchen later on. I want to move on. Okay. You know, I still do a wonky eye to Andy. Did you notice Andy's wonky eye is gone? Where'd it go? How'd you do that? I have a wonky eye. How do I get rid of mine? Actually, maybe mine is gone too. Let me look at mine. Do I still have a wonky eye?

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366.019 - 384.227 Ronnie Karam

Maybe mine is gone too. Well, you had, well, you had like, you know, you had that star and maybe like getting rid of the star, got rid of the wonk. I have one that's like a little, I got one that's like a little, hangs a little lower, you know. Really? A little wonk. Yeah, just a little bit lower. It's got like, you know, the tissue is a little bit bigger there.

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385.22 - 394.413 Gretchen Rossi

Well, his is gone. And I think it's because he finally started getting Botox. And I recently got some boats, although you wouldn't know how much my face moves. Look how it moves. Disgusting.

395.254 - 398.158 Ronnie Karam

Well, you don't have to, you know, I just do it to make an effort. Well, I got us that way.

Chapter 5: What insights does Andy Cohen provide during the reunion?

398.558 - 409.143 Ronnie Karam

I can like join in on like the incessant conversations that happen all the time about Botox. Everyone talks about Botox. And really, I just sit there. Oh, yeah. All you Botox people talk about it all the time. Nonsense.

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409.163 - 417.202 Gretchen Rossi

Well, it's like you and the fucking no-carb people. It's like, I haven't eaten carbs. Oh, my God. I haven't eaten carbs. Oh, my God. I miss carbs. I miss carbs, too.

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418.084 - 424.339 Tamra Judge

I've had carbs since before presidential administrations. Yes, carbs have been turned up today.

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424.319 - 430.597 Ronnie Karam

Well, I'm back on my carbs. I had a bagel today. So the carbs are back. They're back, baby, just like Reggie Rossi.

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430.617 - 439.341 Gretchen Rossi

But you see, you can't even say carbs to a no-carb person, because look how you, like I say carbs, you're like, yes, I had carbs, I had bagels today. Here's what I had yesterday. Here's my food list.

439.321 - 446.509 Ronnie Karam

I haven't had some straight up sugar on carbs. I'm sorry. I spent a month of our podcasting tenure talking about carbs.

447.45 - 454.178 Gretchen Rossi

So listen, no, we're both, we're both guilty of it. It's just at different times, you know? Yeah.

454.678 - 460.224 Ronnie Karam

And I, I had my keto era too. Remember my keto era that went from June to October.

Chapter 6: How do the housewives address accusations of transphobia?

460.264 - 468.056 Ronnie Karam

That was actually several months. And that was, I was a monster during then. I hated keto. Keto was the worst thing of all time. I would never recommend it to anyone.

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468.076 - 483.402 Gretchen Rossi

But do you remember that time we were doing a live, we were doing a tour, we were on tour, and you were like so upset because you were doing keto. It was ruining your life. I felt bad. It was like a ghost. It was like one of those, it was like insidious, but the thing that was insidious wasn't even like a little scary doll. It was the keto diet.

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483.382 - 495.383 Gretchen Rossi

and it was really tormenting you you were having nightmares and then you showed up to one of our shows wearing a little suit that was ice cream ice cream cones and i was like how can you do that when you're on keto i would eat the suit i would eat the suit

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495.65 - 522.906 Ronnie Karam

It was a shirt with ice cream cones. I loved that shirt. In my mind, you had shirt pants. No. It feels like it would have a matching pant. I think I just wore white pants with it. I remember that I loved that shirt. And I instantly outgrew it once I finished keto. Keto was great until I got my first cholesterol test afterwards. And I don't even know how my arteries are alive after that keto.

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522.886 - 557.634 Gretchen Rossi

i just remember i saw that shirt and it was like my favorite thing and i was like ben i love your shirt anyway the point is it's time for one of the most exciting segments of the episode jen binga ding dong and wanting to get married in a white bikini everybody let's welcome the gen segment I like Jen okay, even though she's extremely problematic, I guess like all of them.

557.975 - 573.558 Gretchen Rossi

But I mean, I still have hope in my heart that Jen's a nice person, even though I don't believe one thing she says in this reunion. But I don't need a Jen segment. Some housewives, it's okay to be like, you know what, Jen, you're great. You're fine. You're not as problematic as everybody else, but you don't get your own segment.

Chapter 7: What is the significance of Emily's comments about her relationship?

573.578 - 576.821 Gretchen Rossi

Nobody cares. Yeah, there's a lot of Jen this episode.

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577.101 - 600.629 Ronnie Karam

So rumors that she clipped in Tamara's old hair extensions combined with the circulation of a so-called fatty photo left their friendship on ice. But could these single white frenemies take Sal's steps towards rebuilding their friendship? I'm surprised they didn't get mad that they were... Actually, neither of them are single, but... Yeah, Jen segment. Here it is.

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600.93 - 603.094 Gretchen Rossi

I can't be the only one when he said fatty photo.

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603.415 - 617.877 Tamra Judge

Fatty photo, fatty photo. Fatty photo. For my fatty photo. For my fatty photo. Well, that's you. Sorry. I just get so mad sometimes.

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618.638 - 628.753 Ronnie Karam

So, by the way, I want to clarify also, when I said the thing about Botox, I have no problem with Botox. I'm just saying I feel left out because I don't get to talk about Botox.

628.914 - 632.499 Gretchen Rossi

Everyone gets to talk about it. Are you offended that frozen-faced people are going to come for you?

634.502 - 651.437 Ronnie Karam

Well, I feel like I started talking about Botox, and then the conversation became about carbs, and I wanted to just put a bow on that because I felt like I came in hot. I felt like I came in hot on Botox and I was not, I was being facetious, but I, I, I just am left. I just am left out. So I'm just saying, I just, I, I stand there.

651.517 - 653.72 Emily Simpson

I turned it on you because we're watching.

654.621 - 664.414 Ronnie Karam

Because well, but every, while everyone's talking about Botox all over the place, I stand there and then I have to wait for my opening to be like, guys, who likes board games? Am I right? And no one cares.

Chapter 8: What unresolved issues remain as the reunion concludes?

670.863 - 678.014 Gretchen Rossi

Should I bring a board game to Vegas? Do you think anyone wants to play Catan? Well, we're not sharing a room. You can do whatever you want. I mean, I'll come play.

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679.156 - 684.765 Ronnie Karam

You know, my dream has always been to play Catan with Real Housewives. I dare you. Who do you think? Do it.

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685.006 - 685.667 Gretchen Rossi

I'll come to your room.

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685.687 - 693.038 Ronnie Karam

I would do Angie. Angie would just collect sheep. This is like old Greece. I will trade you for your sheep. I'm going to make feta cheese.

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693.339 - 697.866 Gretchen Rossi

I bought Greece. It's like, that's not for sale, Angie.

698.521 - 703.946 Ronnie Karam

You just can't keep hoarding all those sheep. I'm making feta, though. Isn't that the point of Catan?

706.169 - 710.273 Gretchen Rossi

Okay, so, well, it seems like you and Tamra got along in Amsterdam, Jen.

710.353 - 712.515 Tamra Judge

Where do you stand now? They're like, hate the bitch.

712.655 - 714.978 Emily Simpson

Yeah, I don't like her. I still don't like her, Andy.

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