The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800

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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura 1h 18m 17 speakers 2 chapters transcribed
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How did 'Your Mom's House' podcast reach its 800th episode?

Tom Segura 0:00
I've been looking forward to this for a long time. Not everybody could do this.
Christina Pazsitzky 0:06
We're thankful for you for being a viewer, a supporter of the show. It's been a long transformation. Without you, our genes are low and loose.
Tom Segura 0:14
And if she let me eat her booty, yeah, I'ma eat her booty. Your mom's house live.
Christina Pazsitzky 0:27
Why Mix Live is so exciting. This is our first one in a while.
Tom Segura 0:30
This is a big, big episode.
Bryce Mitchell 0:40
I love you.
Stavros Halkias 0:41
Yeah. I don't anymore.
Tom Segura 0:43
Welcome. Welcome to your podcast.
Christina Pazsitzky 0:58
What's everybody? It's time for the 800th episode of Your Mom's House. Woo! Woo! Isn't that wild? That's so many genes. It's so crazy, man. We found 800 different ways to talk about brown, injuries, cool guys. So amazing. Mental illness. 800 episodes? Sexual things. Yeah. It's pretty cool. So today, yeah, this marks the 800th time we've done this podcast. That's amazing. Which I can't even wrap my head around that. It's just so many episodes. It's a blur. It's a blur. Yeah. It's been through really... huge part of our life I mean that's all of it we've been doing this roughly 15 years now so this was like we were we were we were married but we had just gotten married yeah basically we were in an apartment in Silver Lake just took us through we've had two kids I know family deaths yep we've had so many we've moved homes we've moved states
Christina Pazsitzky 2:09
We've had your Invisalign. Invisalign, which I would say of the last 15 years, the most traumatic thing that happened to either of us was Invisalign. To anybody in this family. Yeah, especially when they came off. I really hated that a lot. It hurt so bad. You had some other shit, but Invisalign is really what I think this sticks with us. Yeah. Yeah, so we're going to discuss some of those things. And plus, you know, there's, you know, other, you know, I'm saying, you know, 19 virus. There's a bunch of things that we can talk about. You know what I'm saying? Real quick to let everybody know in two days. It is March 7th, and that means YMH Live 10 is coming. It is back. YMH Live is back, 7.30 p.m. Central Time. It's our biggest one yet. We're going to tell you some of the amazing details in a moment, but we have the great Dan Soder, one of the funniest comedians working today, is joining us live in studio.
Christina Pazsitzky 3:04
Of course, there are brand new original sketches and things that we've shot. We're giving away $10,000. You can go to YMHstudios.com for more information there. Grab your ticket, and we will announce the winner live on the show right before the heavy segment. And don't miss the exclusive VIP post show with the great cockroach, Josh Potter. So that's all happening March 7th right here, YMHstudios.com. These sketches, by the way, that we're doing for this YMH Live are, I think, the best we've ever done. It is. It's so good. It's other level. I mean, we should just say who's going to be appearing. Dare we? Yeah, I think it's worth saying that we brought Tony John to town. Woo! Woo! So he came to town.
Christina Pazsitzky 3:49
He came to Austin. He did. And did a sketch with us. He did. He came to town. And we also have. I'm just appreciating my cock and my balls. The great Will Blunderfeld. And he's a close friend. Yep. Life partner. Life coach.
Will Blunderfeld 4:08
I'm shameless. I'm fearless. I'm doubtless. Okay.
Christina Pazsitzky 4:12
That's what he says after he eats his cum, right? I'm shameless, I'm fearless, I'm doubtless. That is one of the times he says that.
Chad 4:19
A really juicy anus workshop.
Christina Pazsitzky 4:22
Let's just say we had a workshop with him. It's incredible. And on top of that, on top of all that, we have the one and only...
Unknown 4:35
What's up there, chomo?
Christina Pazsitzky 4:36
Charo.
Unknown 4:37
Do you like it? Charo did an amazing bid. So we have that. We have another.
Christina Pazsitzky 4:52
a crazy short film that we made. It's not even a sketch. It's a short film. It's the biggest one we've ever done, and we're super excited.
Unknown 5:01
So I hope you'll join us.
Christina Pazsitzky 5:03
And of course, I always have to remind people, and I'm happy to do it. A lot of people worry because it's called YMH Live. They're like, what if I can't be there live? You can still watch the show after the original live version. If you get a ticket, you could watch it Saturday, Sunday, the next week. It's viewable for you anytime.

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