Tom Green Wants Garth Brooks Closure | Your Mom's House Ep. 797
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What is the opening clip about?
Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house.
Hello, Governor.
Hello. What's everybody? It's another show. We're here. We're excited. We have an incredible guest today. Um, we got a lot of cool things to show you.
So many. What's everybody?
It's Charles.
Okay.
Um, that's so good.
Let's play some more of that.
You like that? Yeah. Yeah.
That's pretty great.
Uh, let me hear it. We got it here. Yeah.
Nigga, my nice.
Nope. Um,
I don't know about that one. Okay. It's really good. She was in rare form. She was in so much, so much, so much good. I might be retarded, but I'm not stupid. That's very true.
How are you feeling, Tom?
How's your period? It's good. Well, it's coming on. I can feel it.
Tell me, what are your symptoms?
um just like some hot flashes and uh you know i'm starting to cramp and i can just feel i just want it to start so bad yeah yeah the anxiety of it before it comes is the worst it's the worst i can't wait for menopause yeah what period are you using an app to track your cycle yeah yeah what's the app uh keep bleeding yeah yeah what do you use um period tracker Oh, yeah. That's what everybody used to use.
You know, I don't know if this is true for you, but if I saw this on TikTok, Maddie Gates, I don't know if you know this, but she told her boyfriend, does this happen to you when you eat spicy food? It makes your period spicy.
Yes. That's so crazy. Yeah. Yeah.
Wow.
What about you? Where are you with your period?
Oh, my God. It's just like waiting for it to happen is the worst.
Same. I think we're cycled up again.
We are, yeah. It's going to be such a rough week.
Men can have periods. A lot of people don't know that.
Not anymore. Not in Trump's America. I think we're done.
Who is Tom Green and what projects is he working on?
I don't think I'm going to stop bleeding because there's somebody else in the White House.
That's a good point. Guys, here's a great segue. Buy my Perfect Four lipstick. I'm wearing Berlin today because I'm feeling saucy. My period is spicy. You can get that at ChristinaP.com. I have four colors. I say just buy them all. You know what I'm saying? Especially if you're a guy, you need a gift for your lady for VD. It's your birthday.
It's your birthday. It's your birthday. Yeah.
Going to have some exciting images coming up soon on ChristinaP.com. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.
Yeah. Do it. So, yeah, that was cool. Having her here was cool, man.
How are you feeling?
Pretty good. I had a pretty, well, a period dump, you know?
How did Tom Green feel about Garth Brooks?
So worse. Yeah. It was like runny.
Yeah, just, you know, fucking hormones, man. But yeah, other than that, I feel pretty good.
Good.
Yeah, pretty good. It's exciting. I'm excited. Why don't we introduce this show? Yeah, yeah. Okay, I forgot. We haven't even done that. Yeah, here we go.
Hitler, hell and the Nazis, I really don't think that he was because I honestly think that Hitler was a good guy based upon my own research, not my public education indoctrination. I really do think before Hitler got on meth, he was a guy to go fishing with. He fought for his country. He wanted to purify it by kicking the greedy Jews out that were destroying his country and turning them all into gays. Welcome to your mom's house.
I honestly think that Hitler was a good guy.
That was Bryce Mitchell on episode one of his podcast, Ark Insanity, with Bryce Mitchell and Roly Delgado. I think the best part of this whole thing is watching the other guy the whole time be like... It's like, what did I just get into? Yeah, he's like, this is our first episode? What is this guy talking about?
Hey, he got us involved.
Yeah. Here's the rest of it.
They were ganging out the kids. They were queering out the women. They were queering out the dudes. Look at that guy's face. You know what her first tranny surgery ever was? Happened to be in Germany before Hitler took over. You know the books that everybody makes fun of Hitler burning? You know what the books was?
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the opening clip about?
0:17–2:31
2
Who is Tom Green and what projects is he working on?
2:31–3:17
3
What are the hilarious drive-thru pranks discussed?
3:17
4
How did Tom Green feel about Garth Brooks?
1:28–6:51
5
What happens in the segment about TikToks?
6:51–22:46
6
What are the main themes of Tom Green's new show?
22:46–24:33
7
How does Tom Green describe his farming experience?
24:33–1:23:34
Speakers
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