Tom Green Wants Garth Brooks Closure | Your Mom's House Ep. 797

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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura 1h 23m 12 speakers 7 chapters transcribed
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What is the opening clip about?

Joe Rogan 0:17
Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house.
Tony Johns 0:26
Hello, Governor.
Tom Segura 0:27
Hello. What's everybody? It's another show. We're here. We're excited. We have an incredible guest today. Um, we got a lot of cool things to show you.
Tony Johns 0:37
So many. What's everybody?
Tom Segura 0:40
It's Charles.
Tony Johns 0:42
Okay.
Tom Segura 0:43
Um, that's so good.
Karen 0:47
Let's play some more of that.
Tom Segura 0:48
You like that? Yeah. Yeah.
Karen 0:51
That's pretty great.
Tom Segura 0:52
Uh, let me hear it. We got it here. Yeah.
The World's Greatest Whistler 0:54
Nigga, my nice.
Tom Segura 0:56
Nope. Um,
Tony Johns 1:00
I don't know about that one. Okay. It's really good. She was in rare form. She was in so much, so much, so much good. I might be retarded, but I'm not stupid. That's very true.
Karen 1:22
How are you feeling, Tom?
Tom Segura 1:23
How's your period? It's good. Well, it's coming on. I can feel it.
Karen 1:28
Tell me, what are your symptoms?
Tom Segura 1:30
um just like some hot flashes and uh you know i'm starting to cramp and i can just feel i just want it to start so bad yeah yeah the anxiety of it before it comes is the worst it's the worst i can't wait for menopause yeah what period are you using an app to track your cycle yeah yeah what's the app uh keep bleeding yeah yeah what do you use um period tracker Oh, yeah. That's what everybody used to use.
Karen 1:56
You know, I don't know if this is true for you, but if I saw this on TikTok, Maddie Gates, I don't know if you know this, but she told her boyfriend, does this happen to you when you eat spicy food? It makes your period spicy.
Tom Segura 2:11
Yes. That's so crazy. Yeah. Yeah.
Karen 2:15
Wow.
Tom Segura 2:16
What about you? Where are you with your period?
Karen 2:18
Oh, my God. It's just like waiting for it to happen is the worst.
Tom Segura 2:21
Same. I think we're cycled up again.
Karen 2:22
We are, yeah. It's going to be such a rough week.
Tom Segura 2:25
Men can have periods. A lot of people don't know that.
Karen 2:27
Not anymore. Not in Trump's America. I think we're done.

Who is Tom Green and what projects is he working on?

Tom Segura 2:31
I don't think I'm going to stop bleeding because there's somebody else in the White House.
Karen 2:35
That's a good point. Guys, here's a great segue. Buy my Perfect Four lipstick. I'm wearing Berlin today because I'm feeling saucy. My period is spicy. You can get that at ChristinaP.com. I have four colors. I say just buy them all. You know what I'm saying? Especially if you're a guy, you need a gift for your lady for VD. It's your birthday.
Tony Johns 2:52
It's your birthday. It's your birthday. Yeah.
Karen 2:54
Going to have some exciting images coming up soon on ChristinaP.com. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.
Tom Segura 2:59
Yeah. Do it. So, yeah, that was cool. Having her here was cool, man.
Karen 3:11
How are you feeling?
Tom Segura 3:13
Pretty good. I had a pretty, well, a period dump, you know?

How did Tom Green feel about Garth Brooks?

Karen 3:17
So worse. Yeah. It was like runny.
Tom Segura 3:21
Yeah, just, you know, fucking hormones, man. But yeah, other than that, I feel pretty good.
Karen 3:26
Good.
Tom Segura 3:27
Yeah, pretty good. It's exciting. I'm excited. Why don't we introduce this show? Yeah, yeah. Okay, I forgot. We haven't even done that. Yeah, here we go.
Unknown Speaker 3:36
Hitler, hell and the Nazis, I really don't think that he was because I honestly think that Hitler was a good guy based upon my own research, not my public education indoctrination. I really do think before Hitler got on meth, he was a guy to go fishing with. He fought for his country. He wanted to purify it by kicking the greedy Jews out that were destroying his country and turning them all into gays. Welcome to your mom's house.
Tony Johns 4:33
I honestly think that Hitler was a good guy.
Tom Segura 5:01
That was Bryce Mitchell on episode one of his podcast, Ark Insanity, with Bryce Mitchell and Roly Delgado. I think the best part of this whole thing is watching the other guy the whole time be like... It's like, what did I just get into? Yeah, he's like, this is our first episode? What is this guy talking about?
Karen 5:21
Hey, he got us involved.
Tom Segura 5:23
Yeah. Here's the rest of it.
Unknown Speaker 5:26
They were ganging out the kids. They were queering out the women. They were queering out the dudes. Look at that guy's face. You know what her first tranny surgery ever was? Happened to be in Germany before Hitler took over. You know the books that everybody makes fun of Hitler burning? You know what the books was?

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