Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
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What is the main theme of Ancient Korean Wise Tales?
You know what the fans love when we eat on the show?
Just take a bite.
I will take one little bite of a stash. Do you guys want some of this? Oh, my God. Is it soft?
Yeah. Well, let the flavor sink in. Let the flavor sink in.
You know what my biggest problem is?
Do you think Paul Hollywood just goes eat and then says it? He does this. No, sometimes he does this.
Let me tell you something. I don't like that it's got cream in it.
Oh, yeah? You got cream inside you, and people eat that. Man, you are tired. Okay?
There's cream in everything, dude.
In titty milk? Dude, a lady last night, a 68-year-old lady pulled out her titty in my show.
That's your crowd?
and I go I thought the joke I said was what comes out of their cottage shoes and it got nothing and then my second show that's in Houston I hear a thump like a big thump and I looked to my right and there's a 600 pound man I'm not kidding you laying on the floor, face first on the floor like this. Going, home. Home. This comedy sucks. I'm taking a nap.
So wait a minute, there's a big fat dude on the floor? Right. Oh, you are coming. Well, thanks for showing up.
Yeah. So this guy is laying on his, like, he's, I think he's dead. So there's two choices, right? Yeah.
Piss on them?
No.
No?
Pretend it's not happening. Right, yeah. Just keep going. Right. Because it was off to my right, so I see staff, the managers trying to revive them.
And I'm going, yeah, that's what the Chicano said. You know, whatever, right? And then I just look to the right and I go, what's going on?
And they go, we don't know, man. It's packed. Sold out. And it's now people are just rumbling. Oh, there's rumbling. Yeah, now people are rumbling, right? And I'm going off to the side looking to see, you going to be okay, man? He's 600 pounds, right?
It takes him like 20 minutes to get the fuck out of there. Right.
oh right right and then um they got a forklift in the and then um you hear him breathing outside you know how hard it is to restart the room oh yeah bro dude i had a guy had had like had a stroke in nashville in the balcony at zany's no i was like am i gonna do this show now in the middle of your act yeah and you stopped
Well, there was like a big commotion. And then I was like, what's going on? And then they were like, it's a medical emergency. And I was like, I know. My thought was dead. Somebody died.
Yeah.
You know, because that happened. That's happened at almost every show I've done.
So then this morning, I get a direct message from some guy. I want to let you know, dude, that guy died last night.
No.
Yeah.
Carlos. Carlos, what the? That's not funny. Carlos, man. Carlos. That's not funny, dude.
That's funny, Carlos. Stop it, dude. Stop that.
Ho-hum, dude. Dude, ho-hum die. Ho-hum die, dude. That's insane, dude. Carlos. You're sick.
You're evil, Carlos. Right, so I get it. Then I start calling the management.
Don't. What? That's not funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop it. I mean, you should have seen my reaction. I read it. I was like... OMG. What? OMG.
What's OMG mean? Oh my God. I was oh my God-ing. And then it took me a while to get up and then the manager goes, no, he went and got a pizza.
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