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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Red Flaggy Much?

28 Feb 2025

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Chapter 1: What comments did listeners leave about the Second Date Update merch?

136.488 - 154.064 Expert

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154.793 - 177.285 Brooke

Before we get into today's brand new second date update, we just got to read some of the amazing comments that our listeners are leaving. Novalio wrote, I just looked at the merch and it's so pretty. They said, I just bought it and cannot wait to wear it. I love the design and I'm currently in my hoodie era. All right. Okay. So thank you so much. Sorry for letting you spend all your money.

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177.385 - 189.09 Brooke

But remember, 100% of proceeds are going to a great cause. That is the LA Wildfire Relief Foundation. Thanks to, of course, Convoy of Hope, a great, great organization. We don't get a penny from this. No. Nothing.

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189.17 - 194.872 Alexis

So you're really helping. You're in a hoodie and donating area. Yeah. Era. Era. You got it. You got it.

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194.932 - 196.452 Brooke

Alexis is a little drunk this morning.

196.472 - 196.952 Alexis

That's fine.

197.672 - 214.206 Brooke

And Rosetta wrote, whoa, the merch is truly gorgeous. Tons of really cute emojis. I got to get myself some more money to buy it. Save up. All right. It will be offered only for a limited time. And remember, you can get it. Just use the link in the show notes. And all right, let's get to your brand new second date.

215.367 - 231.381 Jeffrey

Second date update. The results are in. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Because recent studies have shown about 50% of couples now meet online compared to just 22% only five years ago.

231.401 - 234.322 Brooke

That's crazy. That's a huge jump.

Chapter 2: How did Jordy and Harper meet and what went wrong on their date?

252.187 - 254.388 Jeffrey

Well, I think joke's on you. He already has one.

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254.408 - 255.989 Brooke

Wait, what?

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256.049 - 270.874 Jeffrey

Apparently you guys are looking for a third right now, according to him. And we're not going to go into that because I want to talk right now to Jordy, the listener who wrote into our show, because apparently he met a girl out in real life, bucking all of the latest trends.

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270.914 - 272.755 Brooke

Dude, you're in the minority now. IRL.

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273.776 - 276.186 Jeffrey

Jordy, good work. Welcome to the show. Hey, guys.

276.246 - 278.937 Brooke

Hey, Jordy. So where'd you meet this woman?

279.514 - 285.679 Jordy

So I met Harper at this German bar, actually. I was playing bocce ball. Do you guys know what that is?

285.899 - 290.322 Unknown Co-host

Bocce ball? I've heard of it. We have bocce ball on my rooftop, on my apartment complex.

290.382 - 295.906 Jeffrey

It's like you toss these big colorful balls onto a field, and then you try to toss other balls towards the balls.

Chapter 3: Why hasn't Harper responded after the date?

1141.782 - 1143.764 Unknown Co-host

Now you don't like the game.

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1143.804 - 1144.965 Jeffrey

Look in the mirror, sweetie.

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1145.265 - 1149.049 Brooke

Oh, sweetie. Oh, God. That hurt worse than everything that was said.

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1149.069 - 1152.111 Jeffrey

Talking like Brooke now. This is not good.

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1152.211 - 1152.632 Brooke

Okay.

1152.692 - 1153.473 Jeffrey

You know what?

1153.513 - 1156.715 Unknown Co-host

No second date. All right. We are not tipping them either.

1156.735 - 1165.464 Jeffrey

This is going bad. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Got a text into 78592 that says, with that outlook, I hope she's ready to die alone.

1165.724 - 1169.828 Brooke

Oh my God. Harsh. I mean, honestly, I think she just doesn't actually want a boyfriend.

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