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Duck Call Room

Uncle Si is Moving OUT!

22 Jan 2026

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Chapter 1: Why is Uncle Si moving out of his home?

0.672 - 14.614 Si Robertson

Oh! I'm ready when you are, Martin. I'm not ready. Let me get that yawn out of him. I don't know if I'm ready or not.

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14.634 - 15.916 Unknown

He's not getting his yawn out.

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15.937 - 31.725 Justin Martin

Ready or not, here I come. You can't hide. Welcome back to the Duck Call Room, ladies and gentlemen. It's the Duck Call Room. I would feel remiss if I didn't start by saying congratulations to the Indiana Hoosiers and the whole state of Indiana.

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31.705 - 52.912 Justin Martin

for becoming national champions that was cool that was a good congratulations we got somebody over it's a little sour but that's fine we're not a sports podcast but we do have to give credit where that was cool wasn't in my thought but who hold on when i walked in today there were camouflage indiana university hats sitting here for all of us Uh-huh, that's Big Daddy.

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52.932 - 56.798 Justin Martin

That's Russ who sent us the St. Elmo's fire cocktail sauce.

56.818 - 63.207 Si Robertson

I'm the one that said they would take it all away, boys. Here, you can have my hat. I have a gang of Miami ones.

63.247 - 67.433 Unknown

He said, hey, he's with the Miami bunch.

68.215 - 75.645 Si Robertson

I will say, most of our listeners, I'm guessing there's more Indiana fans than there are Miami fans.

75.665 - 87.16 Justin Martin

Yeah, I'm going to say that our footprint in the great state of Indiana is highly- Larger? Yeah, but I was looking for a better word. Just bigger. Wider.

Chapter 2: What story did Phillip share about a religious miracle fraud?

95.39 - 103.559 Justin Martin

I'm going to put it on one of our deer. Thank you for the Indiana hat. Sometimes we forget to thank people for the gifts. Speaking of. What?

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103.76 - 130.732 Si Robertson

We discovered the situation from the other day. I got a Christmas gift. Oh, who's that from? And it was just sitting here. Well, what Christmas gift is this, J.D.? It's a pizza cutter. A pizza cutter. Oh, wow. That's right. In the shape of a Ninja Turtle weapon, which is probably two of the three coolest things I've ever seen in my life. Allison, you're number one still. But I didn't know.

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130.852 - 147.91 Si Robertson

I'm going to ask the third. No, that's number one. I didn't know who got it for me. But Hunter did some investigation. We found out. It was Alex. Mancuso? Yeah. Oh. We grew up together. She just dropped me a Christmas gift off two weeks after Christmas.

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147.971 - 148.511 Phillip

Wow.

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148.531 - 149.092 Si Robertson

Here you go.

Chapter 3: How did Si's military experience shape his beliefs?

149.192 - 153.077 Si Robertson

But didn't try to claim that it was her. So thank you, Alex. Who did it? Alex.

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153.097 - 154.619 Justin Martin

Your niece?

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154.639 - 157.022 Phillip

That's a re-gift. Well, that one's very nice. That's re-gifted.

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157.102 - 158.784 Si Robertson

I can tell you that now.

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158.864 - 159.885 Justin Martin

No, it's not. She saw it.

159.925 - 165.913 Si Robertson

That was intentional. You don't end up with that one unless it's intentional. Ninja Turtles and Pizza screams John David Owens. Yeah.

165.933 - 166.253 Justin Martin

Oh, yeah.

166.233 - 167.114 Unknown

Ninja Turtle.

167.134 - 172.343 Justin Martin

You know what that was, right? There's just gifts all around. That was the plea for an invite to pizza night.

Chapter 4: What challenges does Martin face with hair loss?

185.565 - 186.807 Justin Martin

He's moving by us.

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187.073 - 187.333 Phillip

Yep.

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187.494 - 194.905 Justin Martin

Oh, he is. I'm moving the tail. He's going to be three minutes from all of us. Time out, time out, time out. Is that not the best thing?

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194.925 - 219.128 Phillip

Okay, here's the text that I got today. Call me. It's important. And I looked at it, and it's Liz. Thank you, Alex. Christine's assistant. So I called her. She was like, hey, we got to get Cy and Christine out of here. We got some work we got to do. Got to take care of a little mold problem that they have from some water that was leaking. So Cy's going to be out for about three months.

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219.148 - 224.438 Si Robertson

Oh, you're not moving, moving, moving, moving. Well, they say a month, but I don't buy that.

224.418 - 230.365 Justin Martin

Something tells me Si's going to move up from southern Ouachita Parish to the middle of the parish, and he may not go back.

230.385 - 238.474 Phillip

But I will say this. Oh, yeah. Hey, Willie did say you could spend as long as you wanted to at the lodge. I know. He opened that up for you.

239.575 - 240.035 Si Robertson

Hold on.

241.277 - 245.221 Phillip

I guess I can't ask where you're moving. It's right by where Martin lives.

Chapter 5: What mystery did John-David finally solve?

246.663 - 256.577 Unknown

I'm moving uptown. I like the, what's the family? Jefferson's. The Jeffersons. Moving on up. I'm actually Jeffersons. I'm moving on up. I finally got a piece of the pie.

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256.597 - 260.623 Justin Martin

Yeah. And what you're going to get is a piece of my kids. I'm about to drop them off.

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260.643 - 280.732 Si Robertson

We'll drop them off. But this kind of makes me sad because Google Maps has finally given us size roof from space. Oh, there it is. Hey, there it is. And there's this trusty truck. Red, white, and blue. I conveniently zoomed in, even though it's not... Big dummy fly.

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280.772 - 286.498 Phillip

Oh, there's a fly in here. We're trying to kill him. He's huge.

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286.618 - 287.459 Justin Martin

You were too slow.

287.519 - 288.66 Unknown

We've had that problem.

289.261 - 294.186 Justin Martin

Hey, that fly stick around to this weekend. He ain't going to be here no more. No. Yeah.

294.206 - 299.991 Unknown

Oh, if he comes by me and lights and JD will leave him alone, I'll kill him. I missed him.

Chapter 6: What humorous incident occurred with a fly in the studio?

300.132 - 304.015 Unknown

I wish I had 28 guys and then I'd just blow him off the top of the table.

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304.035 - 305.657 Si Robertson

You should just move to the neighborhood.

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306.43 - 307.111 Justin Martin

The hood.

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307.291 - 310.615 Si Robertson

Move to the neighborhood. You can be one of the outsiders of the gate like me.

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310.835 - 312.978 Justin Martin

Move to the compound. Get on in there.

312.998 - 315.601 Unknown

I'll sell you my house right now. I'm not going to be outside of the gate.

316.562 - 324.392 Si Robertson

There ain't no more houses inside the gate. Who cares? I'll build me one. There ain't no land. There you go. Yeah, I'll find some. We ain't going to sell you no land.

324.492 - 325.893 Unknown

I can make people move out.

327.395 - 332.221 Justin Martin

That's right. You got the Robertson last name. How about that? Yeah, because if he move in, somebody's moving out.

Chapter 7: How do the hosts react to the fly problem?

345.043 - 346.065 Justin Martin

Yeah. He a snowbird.

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346.105 - 353.339 Unknown

He's at the beach. Yeah, that's just a... Oh, man, I want to live in the same neighborhood. He stays there once in a while when he's in town.

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354.401 - 355.302 Justin Martin

Which ain't very often.

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355.723 - 356.805 Unknown

In his modular.

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358.473 - 363.9 Phillip

And, Si, you just got that chair that you love so much. Miss Christine got you this chair.

364.14 - 367.665 Unknown

You taking it with you? Yeah, that's what I'm going to miss when I go to uptown. You going to take it with you?

367.685 - 370.008 Phillip

No. That's huge. That's a big chair.

370.068 - 385.817 Unknown

Hey, friend, when you move, you take your furniture with you. Hey, no. I will move the kid. This kid ain't moving nothing. The only thing he's moving, I'm going to get in that Ford pickup. And then go to the next address where I'm going to stay for about a month or maybe three.

386.118 - 389.188 Si Robertson

Would you like me and Martin to move your chair? No.

Chapter 8: What insights does Si share about miracles and faith?

399.058 - 399.659 Unknown

I ain't worried about it.

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399.679 - 404.045 Justin Martin

It's too much trouble. Is it one of them chairs you plug in? Oh, yeah. Oh, so it's got a motor.

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404.126 - 407.25 Phillip

Oh, it's heavy. Like a moving company brought it.

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407.311 - 421.378 Justin Martin

Would you like Stone and Christian to move your chair? There. Now we're getting on the right side of things. So I just took a whack at the fly. Did you get him? I don't know if I did or not. No, you didn't. I really want him to be in your coffee cup.

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421.398 - 433.84 Unknown

I'm ready to make pizza now. He's back paddling. Hunter, do not forget that coffee cup. I didn't get him. I didn't hit him enough. Hold on. You got to have him on a solid surface. He was on the edge. It didn't hit him.

433.82 - 435.562 Justin Martin

Oh, your cup. I didn't know where it was.

435.583 - 442.352 Si Robertson

So do you think there's a chance you could want to live uptown forever? No. Okay, so you're definitely going back? Hey, look.

442.793 - 447.059 Unknown

I got to sell a house. I wouldn't go in the first place if he said that, but they done told me.

447.199 - 447.76 Justin Martin

Oh, your house.

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