Help I’m A Feminist | And What’s Your Body Count?
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Right, you join us as Ben thinks, because he's been away for a week, something's happened and the vibe and mood's changed. The mood has changed, he's back. That's what I mean. I believe you'll find you're the common denominator. Thanks, guys. Thanks.
We're delighted to have you back. I've not felt that a single second since... Ben, I gave you a hug and a kiss downstairs. And a salad box. You said you wanted a hug and kiss and you were being all offish with me.
Oh, well, what would you like me to do?
Just be normal. That's quite hard for me. Be more you.
Can we start?
Do what you want. Love you, Ben.
Bye. Okay.
Love you, Ben. I love you, Ben.
Glad to have you back. You were missed. Hello and welcome to Help I Sexted My Boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life. Answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to those everyday dilemmas. Like what should you do if your mum and best friend have fallen out? Or how do you tell your partner that you have accidentally used water from the kettle during douching? And what should you do if you've accidentally sexted your boss? But we're not your usual agony aunts, are we? William Hanson, the UK's Eden Etiquette expert and West End superstar. Oh, bless you. No, we're not. Jordan North, Capital Radio show host.
I'm all right. And I did two for you there, so you need to do one for me. And the star of Toy Story 5. Thank you. I'm more writer, you're more write-off. That's from Nicole. Thank you, Nicole.
People are saying you can tell you're eight years in, nine years into us, but G&D-ers, you need to up your game on these I'm more, you're more. That's all I'm going to say.
I remember the day when Ben used to text going, we need more, I'm more, you're more, and we'd have to do it.
Oh, God, that sounds like a long day at work.
Can we all just be nice to each other today, please? Who are we toasting to?
Oh, that's too much gin.
No, it's not. Get it in.
Has anyone seen Toy Story 5 yet?
No, I've got it in my diary to go. That wasn't a double. That was just under. Yes, because you do two to one. Have you seen Toy Story 5 yet? I've been on holiday.
Shut up, chair! That's one of my lines. They've got cinemas in Europe, Ben.
Not sure they're doing Ibiza.
And it would have been the Spanish... The whole thing would have been in Spanish, to be fair. No, they would have had a Spanish celebrity do that.
It would have been Juan Norte. Lovely. Sian's still doing the Spanish one, isn't she? But I think it's just you. Is she? Yeah. I'll tell you who's doing the... Australian one. Yes, I've seen this. Fisher. Price? No. Who's Fisher? I'm losing it. Oh, my God. One of my favourite songs ever. DJ, yeah.
I'm losing it. That's from one of our many tours, isn't it? Yes. Right, who are we toasting to, my love?
We're going to toast to Benjamin. who sent in this message. Dear William Jordan, absolutely nobody else. That's nice. That can stay. I'm a relatively new listener to the podcast and have been cramming over the last few weeks whilst I drive around for work. So I've reached series seven and have begun supping copious amounts of Dubonnet whilst enjoying your comedic tones. Not whilst driving, obviously. Good. I never really enjoyed gin, but the D makes the G much nicer on the tongue.
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