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Hello and welcome to Help I Sexted My Boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern day life, answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to those everyday dilemmas. Like what should you do if put play turns into piss play? Or what should you do if thousands of people have watched James Buckley call you a briefcase wanker? And what should you do if you've accidentally sexted your boss? But we are not your usual agony ants, are we? William Hanson, the UK's leading etiquette expert.
No, we're not, Jordan North, radio and TV presenter. I'm more heatwave, you're more crimewave. That's from Jump Cut Jack himself. Cheers, Jack. Thank you. What sort of crimes do you think, other than fashion, what sort of crimes do you think Jordan's committed? Go on, Jack, jump on, no bedding. Hi, boys.
Hi, Jack!
Look!
What? He could never be a pilot. No.
He can't be a pilot if you call Jack. What sort of crimes? What crimes? So there's some crimes on the paddle courts.
Oh.
I'm playing after this. Are you? I'm really into it.
Oh, you're not going to the gym? No. Oh. It's paddle.
Okay.
We should just say, Jack is on the mic because literally everyone is on holiday. Everyone's on holiday. It feels like everyone's on holiday on Instagram at the moment.
I should have taken the week off myself. Ben. Izzy. Stu. Chairman Emeritus Stuart. Zofia. Where's he gone? North Wales. That's a holiday term, isn't it? South Wales. Are you going to check out the Northwellers I have? I like to give them a bit of my money. You know, with the economy being down over there and stuff. So I've gone over there to North Wales.
I'm not sure the economy is.
I don't know. I've gone over to North Wales. Of course, it's a jacket. Just to show them a bit of culture and how the proper Welsh do it. Wow. Okay.
Hello to our former Welsh listeners. No, they'll like that. In real, they'll love that.
That's North Wales, isn't it?
Yes, real, I believe as well. Yes. I believe, I'm going to pull the G&D, but I believe you, Jordan, first time in eight years.
That is not true. You make out like I do zero prep for this show. I actually do. We just have different methods.
I know. That's all. I'm being a wicked old tease. Oh, you're being a wicked old witch. Oh, you've got a toast for us.
I would like to toast some gene dealers that I've seen out in the wild over the past week. We're not at Whipsnade Zoo. So first of all, that's a tiny portion. It's one measure. Get a double in there. You never drink the damn thing. I am doing today. I like to loosen up before paddle. So are you here. So our first toast is to Tim and Paul, the Gene Divas that I met on the train. Okay. They were going down to see their son in London. Sorry, two men with a child. Yes, it can happen. And they were lovely. Lovely. So don't do that. It's a joke because I'm obviously gay. I know. They were lovely. Do you know how they met? I was on the train. As a grinder. No. Sorry. Do you know how I met them? See previous answers.
Thank you.
I was on the train and he walked past and threw down the Sunday Times business money thing and went, I believe you're friends in the Sunday Times this weekend. So I met them and I had a really lovely chat with them from Bisbam in Blackpool. From where? Bisbam. Bisbam? Bisbam. Say that three times. Also, Dan, in our local, right? I go to this local all the time. He's at the bar. He's been a G&D-er since 2019.
Love it. So all of them.
Not gay.
What? Mm-hmm.
slip through the net well to all of them bottoms up do we have any like can we say that do we do a roll call for our straight i do think we do have actually quite a few straight mail g and d i think we do don't there's a few yeah i was a fan of the podcast before i ever worked on it and jack is straight yes yeah that's true so if there is any of you it's like we'll do a little shout out yeah
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