Help That’s Not Beauty OR The Beast | Uno’s Gone Woke
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What is the opening premise of this episode?
Hello and welcome to Help I Sexted My Boss, a podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life, answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to those everyday dilemmas. Like, is it okay to ask your situation ship for your sunglasses back? Or how do you pick the perfect outfit for mincing around town on your new Vespa? And of course, what should you do if you've accidentally sexted your boss? But we're not your usual agony ants, are we? William Hansen, the UK Z Netiquette expert and former West End star. Oh former, right, gosh.
No, we're not Jordan North, Capital Radio show Breakfast and Former Toy Story Five star. I'm more uptown girl, you're more Jenny from the block. That's from Cassandra.
I'm still I'm still Jenny from the book.
Used to have a little, but I have a lot. That's not true. What's.
That's the lyric. Yeah, no, but I'm not like Jenny from the Black. Oh.
Who are you like? I'm still talking
I'm still Jody from the block.
Mm, or something that rhymes with it. Um, this week's toast goes to Lauren via her sister Vic, who said, Hello, my favourite dilemma daddies, scenario sluts and quandary queens. I would love if I could ask you for a birthday shout out for my sister Lauren, aka Big Yin. Who just turned forty. She is the one who made me a GNDVa in twenty nineteen by insisting that I give this hilariously You see, now I'm using the measure.
I'm just pouring. I can't be throwing me out.
Sorry. Um, I give this hilariously raunchy podcast a go. I've been hooked ever since. Not only is she turning forty, but she weds her partner of twenty three years this year on Halloween. Interesting. Meanwhile, my first date last week asked if I could get the drinks because he only had ten pounds on him. Hooray. Anyway, I love you all dearly. Thanks for having my side splitting twice a week. Love Vic, aka We Yin. To we yin. We no well no, this is to big yin. Oh big yin. Yes. Big yin.
Ben, can I have my back pillow, please? It's
in my trade adjustment. I know we're all getting old, but why oh Ben's gonna say Oh we
got
it.
Oh
You you will honestly Sorry, Jordan is now making Ben get the cushion because we are wired in to this desk. Yeah,
thank you.
Oh it's got a J on it. Who's given you that? Well usually I have it in the car. Is that your mum?
Is that from Moonpig? I think it is a Wendy North.
Yeah, I thought so.
I've had it that long after. Do you know what I think it was? Smell uh
It's been
in my car I usually have it for the car.
You have a cushion in the car. Yeah. Why don't you get one of those beaded seat covers? I have it for the car. Anyway, I've And a box of tissues on the parcel shelf and look like a taxi drive. Oh,
some mints on that seat. Yeah. That's better. I've had um I've really hurt my back. I might have to go to doctors. I was at the airport, you know, when you put your bag at checking on the weighing thing. Oh, I went down
taken from me.
And I I've twisted
my
back and I couldn't get back up at Corfu Airport. I had to help I had to get I heard it as well. It made me feel sick.
You heard your back? Yeah, I heard it click, it was Yeah, I heard it click. It was horrible.
horrible. So I'm not being dramatic, but I had to walk around with a we're back with a pillar in my bag. So
Bless you. And how's the sciatica? Yeah, great. Good. Lovely. How no, how was your holiday?
It was great. It was it was lovely. Uh Corfu, beautiful, beautiful island. Yes, I hear nice things. The Corfeans, uh lovely people. Oh, is that what we call them? I think so. Corfuans, Corfeans. Have you been before?
I heard once something no, I haven't, but I did hear I was in walking in London behind a couple and they were talking very loudly about going to Corfu, which I thought was Corfu. Corfu. Yes, I know it is Corfu. Corfu. Uh like I Hi guys.
Hi. Hello, Ben. Uh it's Corfiot. Oh, the Corfiots. Corfiots.
Sorry to the Corfians. Corfiots that listeners.
Kakra Kakraos in Greek. Do we have many listeners in Corfu, Ben? Probably. We'll find out because they'll tell me I said I've said that wrong, won't they?
We had a lot on the plane going there and back.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the opening premise of this episode?
0:05–14:03
2
What are the key take‑aways from William’s pedicure disaster and broken toenail story?
14:03–25:45
3
Why do the hosts argue that boiled potatoes are an underrated food?
25:45–47:11
4
What should listeners know about the new “woke” Uno cards and house‑rule options?
47:11–47:50
Speakers
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