Things To Do Before You’re 40 | And William the Undertaker
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What is the opening banter and how do the hosts set the tone for the episode?
Do you need us before we start the episode, we have a clock now that helps to keep us on time so we don't witter on for too long. And Ben can never get it. Right. You're right, Ben. Right. Jack Jack always gets it right. Yeah, Jack always gets it right. Have you got the clock started?
It's running now.
Yeah. Ready?
It's it's it's bloody rich for you to come at someone uh about a clock when you're so late all the time.
He's got a point.
That was the crappest insult I've ever heard. That was the most middle class Hertfordshire insult I've ever heard in my life.
Don't bring my county into this.
Okay, okay. Hello and welcome to our Friday episode where we see how much extra content we can squeeze into your week, random things that have been sent in, extra bits that have been going on, and how our advice went down with you, our wonderful Gene Divas. That insult reminded me of that soccer sat the well, Jeff, your poo head, or whatever he said. Uh, how are you at? What are you doing this weekend? Well I'll be on holiday.
Will you be in Disney? I will be in Disney. I'll be wearing some mini mouse ears and having a lovely time with Cinderella or something.
Do you remember every time you go to Disney And I I someone Are you going to quote the Disney adults thing? No. Okay, carry on. No, I can't actually contractually now. So good for you. Enjoy it. Good. And remember if you see the Toy Story characters, don't say the words.
Oh, and it's coming.
Pick me up, we back.
Uh and is gone.
Oh thanks.
But they will drop Tetra. Will they? Do they actually do that in the parks? Mm-hmm. No, I can't shout they're during a parade.
They will. They
will do it. You shut down the entire parade. They all trip over each other and some sort of grippic float drive. No, I can't probably do this. Do they do
a parade in the Paris one?
You do, yes. They've got the new Princess Cavalcade, thank you very much. I'm very looking forward to it. Just remember it's France's Paris, there's a good chance it'll get
cancelled. If the Union averge That is not how it works. You know what they're like over there? Uh no mention, we have to wait forty minutes this morning. I cannot do the parade. I must go on a four hour break.
Disney Magic bypasses any French union rules.
Oh fair
fair enough. I'm I'm fair enough. Fair enough. No. What are you doing this week?
Paddle? Uh paddle on Friday. Can you do paddle with your back? Probably not, now. Um well no, use your arm. No, but uh I've
got uh Your teeth are getting whiter each week.
How do the hosts imagine William as a London tour guide and Jordan as a camp counsellor?
Yeah. It's just 'cause I'm tanned. Your tans. You don't miss a bloody trick. Um oh um I'm using I've got winer in me, brace retainers. Oh okay.
It's like sitting opposite
Rylan. Thank you. That's a great Just without the shows. I don't know what I'm doing. Oh I need to get a new blind for my room, so I'm going blind shopping on Friday. Right. Yeah. Venetian, Roman. Roller? I honestly couldn't care less. I really don't want to be doing it, but it's gotta be done. So So
which room? Your bedroom or Yeah,
I need to get a blind in. Okay. Mm. Well, you need to take interest in blinds because that's Only because the neighbours have said, and I quote, it's like Notting Hill when you open the curtains after your nap. Notting Hill. I've seen from Notting Hill. I've seen Notting Hill, but I can't. Is that in Notting Hill? That's not in Hill, is it? Yeah. I actually don't know. I've got a I've got a I've got a nice thing. Fresh in weekend. And then the weekend after, the Sexted Capital Breakfast Barbecue. Yes. Lovely.
That would be very nice. How many are going to be there? Not worked out yet. Do you need any help?
Yes, actually I do. Whilst I've got ya, because it's Capital Breakfast and Sexted, can I put the it through as a business expense? Through capital, yeah,
absolutely. Go for it.
No, no, no, no, no. I mean through as a b uh Oh, okay. Yeah.
It's not how it works. Okay.
Next week. I bet you they are. Um Mine are good. I've got No, no, no. If you've done them, they'll be like, What's the I haven't done God, I don't do them. Christ, you're joking. Ennumerate. Yeah, exactly. You did remember, I mean, we have talked about this before, you did once send a tax return to a PR person by accident, not your accountant.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the opening banter and how do the hosts set the tone for the episode?
0:00–2:40
2
How do the hosts imagine William as a London tour guide and Jordan as a camp counsellor?
2:40–10:56
3
What alternative jobs did listeners suggest for William and Jordan?
10:56–24:13
4
Which activity should be tackled before turning 40 – a half‑marathon or learning a new language?
24:13–28:24
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