William Tries to Catch Jordan Out | And Who's Spooning Who?
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What is the opening banter and weekend plans of William and Jordan?
Hello and welcome to our Friday episode. This is where we can see how much extra content we can squeeze into your week, random bits that have been sent in, and how our advice went down with you. Our wonderful G and Divas. How the
dickens are you? I'm good. You got much on this weekend? Do you know what? I don't have an awful lot on, which is lovely. Obviously because I've been doing the show and then I was away. Now we're into normality. It's quite nice to to have a relatively empty calendar. Going to little house swarming on Friday night. Who's viral Freddy's.
Oh
god.
Yeah. There'll be Chesterfields and Percy's and that's just the guest list. Uh yeah. Um but other than that, very calm weekend.
I can imagine Freddy answering the door to his Dinner party. It's a houseworm. Houseworm in in a cravat.
Mm.
And a a a a whiskey. And no a brandy in a big brandy tumbler.
A brandy snifter.
Darling. Come on in.
As if you're there. How
many's
going? I don't know. I'm not organising it.
I'm a guest. Jesus. Can you I just want to know all the details about that? I
will I will once I have been, I will let you know.
No. Every posh twink that's ever entered London will be there and it'll be fascinating. Am I
wrong or am I wrong? Some of them are away. How are they? Actually. He's I mean, doing it in August, interesting time to do a party. Who'd organise a party in August? Mm. There'll be more Ralph Lauren there than a Ralph Lauren store. Amarong or Amarong. Well, yes, talking of Ralph Lauren, can we just mention you said to me just before we started, I'm in a navy Ralph Lauren polo and you went, I've just bought that and I thought, Oh my god, Jordan's worn Jordan has bought my clothing.
Well, all these bloody influences on TikTok are like, if you want to dress old bunny, it's like, Well, I don't
Well, it's really interesting about Ralph Lauren is in America it is just absolutely not I mean, it's popular in America, but it doesn't have in Britain it's seen as sort of high end middle plus class. In America, not so much. There are outlets everywhere. So it's just it's not it's not the same.
Oh really? Yeah,
but an American company. Yeah, I've bought that exact one. Well, we should coordinate. Yeah, all we have
together.
That would be nice. What are you doing this weekend? Bless you.
I've sneezed so much this summer. There's no white and seven bloody dwarfs. Um what we'd only one of the
dwarfs is called Sneezy.
I got more paddled. Name the dwarfs, go. Uh Sneezy. Yes. Bashful. Yes. Uh Grumpy. Yes. Uh So far
it's just this studio.
Sneezy, bashful, grumpy. Don't because I'll get this, it'll piss me off. And this might be the longest recording 'cause we're not moving until I get it. Sneezy, bashful, grumpy.
Mm-hmm.
Uh think
of me.
Fabulous. Oh bless. No. Happy. Happy. Yeah. There's one weird one, like jealousy. Doc. Doc, that's it. Dopey. Dopey. Have you said Grumpy? Sneezy, bashful, grumpy, happy, dock, dopey. And there's always the the there's always the seventh one everyone forgets about. Horny? No.
Sleepy. We that was the first one. No, sneezy. Oh sleepy, then yeah. Sleepy. Yeah. Yeah. Not in the order that they appear, but stock's the first one, dope is the last.
Paddle, and I'm just waiting for this bloody hole pipe band to lift up and do some channels.
My cucumbers, oh my god, we came back from from a week away. My cucumbers have wilted. Have they? We can have pickle cucumbers. Well you can, but I don't think my cucumbers ferment. I don't actually know. Are you growing cucumbers? Yes. They're forty P from shop. Why bother?
I'm doing herbs. Tarragon or something, I don't know. That's not a spice. Cumin. No, I've got mint. Yeah. Time and oregano.
Perfect.
Yeah. Mint.
Yeah. Yeah.
I've got
lavender. Grow some lavender.
We've got lavender out the front.
Great. That's not a herb or a spice.
No, that's just a plant.
Well it's a smell. Oh, you lot are gonna do me ed in this record, I can tell. Gang up on Jordan. It's not a herb and spice. Uh but yeah, a bit of a chilled one for me.
Lovely. Well, that's nice. Now, a few weeks ago I mentioned that our English manner etiquette exam for our train the trainer course included the all-important question what is the correct way to put a card in an envelope?
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