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The Agenda

"The NZ Sporting Boy Band"

22 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What do Bryson DeChambeau's moon landing comments reveal?

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g'day james mcconey oh hi hi there happy birthday yeah thanks a lot yeah um in your honor we made a sultana pasty cake yeah i know all the boomer biscuits and display in one place oh there's a couple of oreos there well we got the oreos because there's some vegans in the team an oreo and i got as i was putting that together you better get some oreos come vegan Who said that? Ella.

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25.361 - 32.875 Finn Caddie

Oh, yeah, okay, Ella. She's all right. If I'd said Meshie or Matt Heath or something, a pile on.

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Chapter 2: What is the significance of the Super Rugby Kids Round preview?

33.155 - 39.627 Finn Caddie

My daughter was vegan during the COVID years, and that was tough for me making dinner.

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Oh, my God. Like, was it something to do with COVID?

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44.536 - 44.937 Finn Caddie

I don't know.

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Was it like, if you go vegan, you don't get COVID? Was that the theory there, or was it just to piss you off because you were living at home?

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50.687 - 58.2 Finn Caddie

Well, she's vegetarian now, so that means my famous zucchini and corn fritters are back in play. Oh, great. So you throw some eggs in there.

Chapter 3: How do the Crusaders and Chiefs match up this weekend?

58.22 - 61.746 Finn Caddie

Throw some eggs in. But that egg replacement for those fritters were...

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Yeah, how do you bring a fritter together for a vegan?

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65.785 - 70.694 Finn Caddie

Some sort of powdered thing that you stir up. Some sort of chemical? Yeah, you're just stirring shit up the whole time.

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I went vegan once for nine months exactly. For any reason? Yeah, for a German exchange. Yeah, I thought so. I wanted to impress her, so I did it for nine months. She left and then I took up meat again.

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82.814 - 85.479 Finn Caddie

You know what happens when people just bend over for the German's mash?

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I should have learned.

Chapter 4: What are the highlights from the AFC Grand Final preview?

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I should know better.

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Chapter 5: What insights are shared about the NBA Playoffs?

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Did you get the desired result with that? Did you get to invade? No, not really. I've got to be honest. No, there was no invasions going on. Did you not get past the measure no line? No, I did not. The Berlin Wall stood fast. And there was nothing going on there. Because she knew that you were just doing it as an act. Yeah, I think she saw through it. She was a couple of years older than me.

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110.338 - 115.046 Finn Caddie

As a 125kg vegan polar bear from North Canterbury.

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So you wasted nine months of your life eating potatoes. I got fatter. I got bigger. That's because you just eat chips. Yeah, this is the thing. If you don't know how to do it, you're going to get into a world of hurt. Because that's what I did. I just gave up meat and then ate more of everything else that I wasn't eating.

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And it turns out meat was about the healthiest thing I was eating down there. What can you eat as a retard? Like a vegan? No, well... A vegan, sorry. It's vaguely...

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139.739 - 147.411 Finn Caddie

There's lots of cool stuff for vegans, and it's even better now, but I've got to say the supermarkets have improved since COVID.

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Yeah, right.

148.333 - 156.306 Finn Caddie

It's only in the past few years where there's all the faux stuff, and it's bloody good. But I just remember making a lot of tofu, beans, rice.

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Baked beans? Can you eat baked beans? Yep. Terrible gas. What about spaghetti pasta? You can eat pasta? Yeah, I think so. So you can have pasta with tomato sauce. I don't know. Yeah, just what you described there.

Chapter 6: How does the podcast discuss the impact of veganism on personal experiences?

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For me, vegans, vegetarians, and glutards are just all the one. It's all one for me.

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172.383 - 172.944 Finn Caddie

I can't deal.

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I don't know one for the other.

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174.526 - 181.575 Finn Caddie

You can't have the egg pasta, so there is a vegan pasta out there. It's the spinach pasta, I think. It's the spinach eating, yeah.

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You're going to eat less lollies as well. You can't have gluten. If you're like vegan hard, you won't be able to have, no, not gluten, fucking gelatin. It's like when I fed all those marshmallows to all the Muslims over in Abu Dhabi. Yeah, that was problematic. Some vegans don't eat honey. Interesting. Because I don't like honey poo.

196.356 - 198.622 Finn Caddie

Honey chunny. Because it's coming from the bees.

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Oh, interesting. I mean, fish is always a, some have it, some don't. I know Tim Simpkins' father-in-law, he eats fish. Highly controversial when the family just pisses everyone else off. If you're going to eat fish, you might as well eat the lot.

212.116 - 219.373 Finn Caddie

Is he vegan? Did anyone here go to the Hare Krishna restaurant when it was up and running here in Auckland? No, on K Road. I couldn't deal with the music.

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Yeah, I went there a couple of times.

Chapter 7: What humorous takes emerge regarding sports and personal anecdotes?

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Get out of here. Every day, but thank you for getting that in. Will Jordan's back.

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465.913 - 476.859 Finn Caddie

That's Vangelis. You're just Vangelis of the Chiefs, mate. But the thing is, Will Jordan... He blew a calf. We've all done it, especially in the Waikato.

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476.959 - 478.061 James McOnie

We've blown many calves.

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478.081 - 494.725 Finn Caddie

Yeah, that's what you do. The thing is, he has come back at a time where his opposite number is Isaac Hutchinson. Now, you and I are big Chiefs fans, but I'd say Isaac Hutchinson could walk through NZME unmolested.

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Yeah, 100%. I think he could probably walk through Hamilton and Leicester as well.

500.237 - 508.802 Finn Caddie

They wouldn't be like, yeah, Chiefs minor. I mean, love you, Isaac, and we know that you're good because you actually played bloody well. But that's... That's not a fair fight.

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No, no Damien McKenzie either, because he got knocked the F out last week.

512.709 - 517.136 Finn Caddie

Yeah, so we are going down depleted. Oh, here we go.

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It's already started.

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