The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)

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How does the show handle sponsorships and fines?

Dan Le Batard 1:41
The fact that we do not yet have an oatmeal sponsor for the way that Jessica shovels into her face her breakfast oatmeal during work in a way that's a bit self-conscious, but not really, because I saw her watching the cameras. I think we should have oatmeal cameras trained on Jessica to catch her in the act of Pelican eating all of the oatmeal.
Jessica 2:02
It's Valentine's Day for me and my oatmeal as well, Dan. We're having a very nice time together this morning.
Dan Le Batard 2:08
I think we should be sponsoring it. I think we should be profiting off it. I think you personally should be profiting off of how much you love that oatmeal. I want to ask the audience for some help with something. Put the hashtag Venmo on it because I am a bit tired of how it is that the loose ship around here results in. Not even Venmo, a trusted sponsor, having the people around here respect the fine bucket. So, hashtag Venmo. Please, audience, tell me what I need to start doing as punishment to people who do not pay their fines. Because that fine, the weird part about those fines is... I'm the only one paying them for four years, and I never get that money. That money is in the fine bucket, but the people getting it are employees, and the amount of money should be ten times what it is because Stugatz and Cody and because everyone else is paying their Venmo fines.
Billy 3:03
Are we talking about the Venmo bucket, which is presented by Venmo? That very bucket. It was a busy week for the Venmo bucket. By our records, we had one fine. $20 to David Sampson for coughing. No, your records are wrong. Let the records show.
Jessica 3:18
More like 50?
Billy 3:19
Greg Cody had an assortment of fines. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, there was a situation where you took his phone and you guessed his password.
Dan Le Batard 3:25
So, Billy, the person who's not going to be in charge of it is you. Oh, no, I'm not in charge of it. And furthermore, I don't want a syllable of your opinions on it. On the Venmo bucket? Yeah. Presented by Venmo? Yeah, no. You can say that and nothing else about that. But I want the audience to tell me what I need to do to make the shipping container and others pay their penalties so they can have money. Like, it's the funniest thing. It's like, so they can have money from others in the container who aren't paying their money.
Billy 3:57
From the Venmo bucket, which is presented by Venmo. Yes. Got it.
Dan Le Batard 4:01
Thank you. I have a number of other things that I want to get to. I want to get to some Rob Ryan audio. I have a funny word association that I do with Rob Ryan, which is when I hear the name Rob Ryan, I immediately imagine pizza boxes in a van. But I'm not making a fat joke there. It's just because he admitted to having a lot of pizza boxes inside.

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