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The Hauraki Big Show

FULL SHOW: The Confession (feat. Phil Nichol)

04 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What strange thing did Jase notice this week?

1.482 - 9.876 Host

The Hodaki Big Show with Toledos. All the good stuff, no nasties. Try it today.

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9.897 - 13.242 Unknown

Welcome. This is big. To the Hodaki Big Show.

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13.262 - 31.178 Mike

Really big. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Oh, g'day, you mad bastards. Great to have your company on this gloomy Monday afternoon. It is the 4th of May, 2026, and you, my friends, as ever, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Toledo's.

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31.198 - 36.248 Keezy

Out with outdated hydration, in with Toledo's, the new standard in clean electrolytes.

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39.248 - 41.25 Mike

Tolino's!

41.39 - 53.22 Mike Minogue

G'day, Nogi, you absolute stallion. How's life? Going pretty grousey, you mad dog, you sick son of a bee. Bloody Monday, man. Yeah, man. Bloody Monday, man. It's craziness. We're going to have to do the whole week.

54.021 - 54.441 Keezy

Unbelievable.

Chapter 2: What is the WILDFOOD Challenge and how does it work?

54.482 - 66.913 Mike Minogue

We've had a few short weeks in a row, but I understand old Keezy. Old Keezy, look at him, smug little bastard over there he is. He's chuffed with himself. He's going to go down. He's got a golf tournament, so he's going to go down and get pumped at that three days in a row.

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67.013 - 67.433 Mike

Yes. Yes.

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67.413 - 69.115 Keezy

You're going to get pumped three days in a row, man.

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69.135 - 73.018 Mike

I didn't know that you could sort of take time off to go and play golf tournaments.

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Chapter 3: What confession does Mike make about his habits?

73.038 - 83.648 Mike

I mean, if I knew that, I'd be doing it all the time. You know what I'm saying? What, with all your golf mates? Yeah, totally, man. How are you going, Keezy, with your new Warriors cap on there?

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Chapter 4: What insights does Phil Nichol share during his interview?

83.668 - 84.909 Mike

It's pristine, mate.

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84.929 - 96.019 Keezy

It is pristine. It's brand new. I'm feeling great, fellas. Another short week for Keezy. I won't be here on Friday. Apologies in advance for that. Yes. But looking forward to it. Big golf tournament this weekend. Next weekend, Magic Round. God, it's

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Chapter 5: How does Keezy explain his recent behavior?

95.999 - 99.005 Keezy

all on, man. It is all on, fellas. Yeah.

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Chapter 6: What are the highlights from the latest Game of Two Halves episode?

99.246 - 107.243 Keezy

Jase? Yes? You got your new boots on, man. You got your old jacket on. You got your coloured in Reburger hat, pretending that it's not a Reburger hat, but it is.

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Chapter 7: What farewell messages do the hosts share at the end of the show?

107.363 - 111.612 Mike

It is. How are you? I'm very well, thanks, Keezy. Thanks for asking.

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112.537 - 116.205 Keezy

Sweet. You're looking good, man. Yeah, thank you. Have you done something different?

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116.266 - 128.233 Mike

I'm feeling very compact. Are you? Because I've got really tight jeans on, the sweatshirt's quite tight, my hat's quite tight. I'm feeling very secure. That's good, man.

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128.213 - 134.948 Mike Minogue

Yeah. You look great, man. Thank you. I appreciate it. Really good. Yeah, yeah, I know. Some of the best looking I've ever seen, actually.

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134.968 - 147.796 Mike

Well, you know, I took a shower today and I was staring at myself in the old mirror there going, geez, I'm looking good. Oh, nice. It's all the walking I'm doing. I'm very cut at the moment, fellas. Because you've got one of those... Very cut.

147.816 - 151.664 Mike Minogue

I've got gutters. You've got one of those mirrors from the amusement park.

151.684 - 152.586 Mike

Oh, funhouse mirror.

152.606 - 153.929 Mike Minogue

Funhouse mirror, yeah, yeah.

154.109 - 165.072 Mike

Yeah, man. They make you look normal. Hey, Mogie, what's coming up on the show? What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogie?

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