FULL SHOW: The Confession (feat. Phil Nichol)
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What strange thing did Jase notice this week?
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Really big. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Oh, g'day, you mad bastards. Great to have your company on this gloomy Monday afternoon. It is the 4th of May, 2026, and you, my friends, as ever, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Toledo's.
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G'day, Nogi, you absolute stallion. How's life? Going pretty grousey, you mad dog, you sick son of a bee. Bloody Monday, man. Yeah, man. Bloody Monday, man. It's craziness. We're going to have to do the whole week.
Unbelievable.
What is the WILDFOOD Challenge and how does it work?
We've had a few short weeks in a row, but I understand old Keezy. Old Keezy, look at him, smug little bastard over there he is. He's chuffed with himself. He's going to go down. He's got a golf tournament, so he's going to go down and get pumped at that three days in a row.
Yes. Yes.
You're going to get pumped three days in a row, man.
I didn't know that you could sort of take time off to go and play golf tournaments.
What confession does Mike make about his habits?
I mean, if I knew that, I'd be doing it all the time. You know what I'm saying? What, with all your golf mates? Yeah, totally, man. How are you going, Keezy, with your new Warriors cap on there?
What insights does Phil Nichol share during his interview?
It's pristine, mate.
It is pristine. It's brand new. I'm feeling great, fellas. Another short week for Keezy. I won't be here on Friday. Apologies in advance for that. Yes. But looking forward to it. Big golf tournament this weekend. Next weekend, Magic Round. God, it's
How does Keezy explain his recent behavior?
all on, man. It is all on, fellas. Yeah.
What are the highlights from the latest Game of Two Halves episode?
Jase? Yes? You got your new boots on, man. You got your old jacket on. You got your coloured in Reburger hat, pretending that it's not a Reburger hat, but it is.
What farewell messages do the hosts share at the end of the show?
It is. How are you? I'm very well, thanks, Keezy. Thanks for asking.
Sweet. You're looking good, man. Yeah, thank you. Have you done something different?
I'm feeling very compact. Are you? Because I've got really tight jeans on, the sweatshirt's quite tight, my hat's quite tight. I'm feeling very secure. That's good, man.
Yeah. You look great, man. Thank you. I appreciate it. Really good. Yeah, yeah, I know. Some of the best looking I've ever seen, actually.
Well, you know, I took a shower today and I was staring at myself in the old mirror there going, geez, I'm looking good. Oh, nice. It's all the walking I'm doing. I'm very cut at the moment, fellas. Because you've got one of those... Very cut.
I've got gutters. You've got one of those mirrors from the amusement park.
Oh, funhouse mirror.
Funhouse mirror, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, man. They make you look normal. Hey, Mogie, what's coming up on the show? What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogie?
Later up in the show, fellas, we've got UK comedian, absolute backbone and legend of a human being, Phil Nicol coming to the studio for a bit of a chit-chat. Yeah, nice. Also, fellas, I have got a confession to make. I'm not proud of myself, but I feel like I can't keep it to myself. I need to tell you guys what's been going on with me. Oh, God. And next up... Brekkie versus Big Show. We're going to be talking about a bench press competition and a few of the finer details. I can only imagine we've got some audio to play from breakfast. Got an idea. That's what I'm hearing. We do? That's what everybody's saying. Oh, wow. Yeah, they were really talking shit about you. About me? Yeah, everyone, I suppose.
As per normal. In the meantime, here's Blink-182.
Yeah!
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And it's time for... The Big Poll. The big poll today is sit down wheeze if you're a man, yes or no? I ask that because it dawned on me this morning, early this morning I woke up and I was going for one of my traditional morning wheeze. And I go like a racehorse, Keezy. Sprint, I do, towards the toilet there. Get in there and absolutely blast it out. Wake the house up. Right straight into the centre of the water there?
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What strange thing did Jase notice this week?
0:01–0:54
2
What is the WILDFOOD Challenge and how does it work?
0:54–1:13
3
What confession does Mike make about his habits?
1:13–1:23
4
What insights does Phil Nichol share during his interview?
1:23–1:35
5
How does Keezy explain his recent behavior?
1:35–1:39
6
What are the highlights from the latest Game of Two Halves episode?
1:39–1:47
7
What farewell messages do the hosts share at the end of the show?
1:47–56:47