FULL SHOW: The Speedpuzzler
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The Hauraki Big Show with Toledos. Rehydrate the right way with real ingredients and natural colours.
Welcome to the Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Oh, g'day you mad bars. It's great to have your company on this stormy, blustery Tuesday afternoon. It is the 14th of April, 2026. And you, my friends, as always... Listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Toledo's.
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G'day, Mogi, you stallion. How's life? Going pretty grousey, you mad dog, you sick son of a beat. Gobber a bunch of weapons, aren't we? Just three backbones sitting in a radio studio wearing black T-shirts.
Well, yours is blue, though, I would argue. It's blue. But, yes, I was going to say, we're all wearing black T-shirts.
Well, I would argue mine is blue.
Yours is blue, Mogi Jase. Yours is grey. Is it grey?
What concerns does Jase have about his wife?
Yeah.
Yeah, I suppose so. It's faded a bit.
Mine's the only one that's black.
What is Keezy's update on his exciting opportunity?
Keezy! Keezy!
Keezy!
It's going to be a weird show, I can tell you that. How are you going, Keezy?
Who is Beulah Koale and what are they promoting?
Yeah, how are you going, man?
Yeah, a little bit tired today, fellas, but I've got to power through. I'm going to have some more water, you know what I mean? I've just had a green tea. Pribs gave me a green tea.
Oh, that'll put you straight to sleep. Does it? Did he give you a green tea? He gave me a green tea. Oh, that's not good.
Apparently green tea actually does have caffeine in it. Yeah, I know.
How did Mikes cat's surgery go?
But it's the kind that puts you to sleep.
The sleepy caffeine.
I used to pump that at night thinking I was doing a really good thing.
What new club is Jase's wife joining?
Yeah. But then someone said, oh, you do know that green tea has caffeine in it. I was like, what? Right, and then what happened? So I stopped doing it.
What is the latest on Keezy's big shoot?
Oh, wow. So now I just punch coffees at the end of the day. You know what I mean?
What updates do they have on Birdshit Chris?
Makes no difference to me. Hunty P, man. I'm drinking green tea, you're wearing a grey tea.
How are you today, Jase?
Yeah, I'm not doing too bad, thanks fellas. Thanks for asking. It's a miserable old day out there, but I've had a pretty good day thus far. Oh, that's good, man. Really fired up for the show, to be honest.
I'm frothing it. You should be too, because...
What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi. This time next month, fellas, we'll be jetting our way across to Magic Round in Brisbane, watching the Waz play Brisbane amongst seven other games as well. Coming up today, another couple of opportunities to get yourself into the draw for that. If you hear the cue to call, call us, 0800 Hauraki. Also on the show today, fellas, we'll be talking to Biola Kowale, who is the star of A View from the Bridge, a play that's happening at the moment up here in Auckland at Kew Theatre. Keezy, I'd imagine, here. Oh, Keezy. He's got a Woman's Day update.
Oh, yeah, and you're exciting news there, Keezy.
I can't wait for that. And also we're going to be chatting about a little post that we've done on Instagram there about Keezy's ears.
Yeah, we put a photo up of me on the Instagram and on Facebook because these guys have started saying my ears are on the piss. Go have a look, vote, and let us know what you think because I don't think they are. I think they're perfectly fine. In the meantime, here's the Black Keys.
The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
Yes, indeed. Faith no more there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is 12 minutes past 4 o'clock.
Yesterday on the show, Mogi kept clapping out of time to all the Toledo's music that we play at the start of every show. And then when I sort of took issue with it, he told me that it's because my ears are on the piss and I'm actually, my ears are unco and aren't quite hearing it properly. Yes. So after he said my ears were on the piss and then you agreed with him, Jase, we decided to put a photo up of me on the Hodaki Big Show's Instagram and on the Radio Hodaki Facebook and just get people to comment whether they think my ears are in fact on the piss. I haven't looked at the comments yet.
And it's not a big thing, Keezy.
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Chapters
8 chapters
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:01–1:11
2
What concerns does Jase have about his wife?
1:11–1:20
3
What is Keezy's update on his exciting opportunity?
1:20–1:27
4
Who is Beulah Koale and what are they promoting?
1:27–1:43
5
How did Mikes cat's surgery go?
1:43–1:49
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What new club is Jase's wife joining?
1:49–1:58
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What is the latest on Keezy's big shoot?
1:58–2:02
8
What updates do they have on Birdshit Chris?
2:02–58:38