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What is the opening banter and format of the Hauraki Breakfast show?
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You know what's been happening around here, don't you? Jerry and Manoey, the Hoducky Breakfast.
Good morning, welcome along to the Hodaki Breakfast, the third day of September 2026. My name's Jeremy Wells, this is my nice stew.
Good morning, Jeremy Wells, and welcome into the studio for the first time on the ones and twos pushing the buttons because Rudas got AIDS. It is Zoe. Good morning, Zoe.
Good morning all.
Zoe's on the buttons, so uh if an you know what I was gonna say if anything goes awry, if she kicks things off or if she shuts things off a little bit too soon, um you know, give her a bit of grace. I was gonna say that's what happens on the daily basis anyway, so you probably won't even notice.
Yeah, I'll be judging every hour, Zoe. So at the end of every hour we'll give you a mark out of ten.
Oh god. This is like the onia cheek all over.
It is right, that's right. We were even sent through last night uh your C V. No. Yeah, we were.
How do the hosts decide on the first song for the show’s kickoff?
We were sent through by our boss. Hey, um, by the way, Ruda has, you know, finally cuss uh succumbed to his illnesses, the many illnesses he's running. Uh and uh Zoe will be filling in. She has paneled in the past. Genuinely this was sent to us as if we don't work with her every day. She's panelled the big show live quite a few times at her ZM shows. We've spoken and she's got this. And I want you to know though, this is a big step up from the big show, right? And whatever was going on at Z. I love that respect.
Give us a call now, O eight hundred Hodaki, O eight hundred four two eight seven two five. If you wanna take the kickoff, what'll happen is Maniah will come up with a suggestion for the first song of the show.
What temperature‑correlation theory do the hosts discuss about Dunedin and Kaitaia?
I'll come up with another suggestion and one caller decides which one we go with. What's your suggestion, Minaya? Or should we take let's just have a yonder Matt straight off the rip. Okay, let's take Matt from Auckland. Morning Matt, welcome to the show. Morning Jerry, how'd you gone? Good, thank you, Matt. Alright, here's Manaia's suggestion for the first song.
Matt, I'm in a new metal mode this morning. I want Limp Biscuit my way. I know this is gonna be pretty polarizing, but that's my that's my uh option for this morning. What about you, Jerry? Does this have a person on
turntables?
Yes, absolutely. It has scratching and heavily distorted guitars. New
metal scratching. Yes. Okay, mine uh take it back to the nineteen eighties with Simple Mind, something that I was driving along and listening to the other day.
Why does one host keep getting static shocks from his shoes and blanket?
I was listening to another radio station and they played Don't You Forget About Me and I thought this is a great song.
Get about me.
It got me tapping my foot. And I thought that'd be a good show to start third uh song to start the show with. What do you want, Matt? Is it Simple Minds or is it Limp Biscuit?
Uh I think we have to have a simple mind, especially for a 6 a.m. to start should uh lead something simple.
Good on you, Matt. Thanks for calling Matt. Simple
minds
it is.
Okay, now I've always got a bin limp biscuit one in there and then
And then And then and then And then and then Hey We're off and running on the Hodaki Breakfast.
Jerry and Maniah, the Hodaki Breakfast.
You can get hold of us anytime you like on O eight hundred Hodaki. That's our phone number. We'd love to hear from you. You don't need to stay for long. You come in and pass a comment and bugger off, or you can text us on three four four four four four eight three. Give us a drive-by.
Little drive by. Uh a few people were on the line just then when we did the kickoff and uh I suspect that they were about to give us a drive by because the the text machine has said wrong choice, Matt, great choice, Maniah, a minute earlier to the van and we may have been listening to Limp Biscuit. That's just the luck of the draw, isn't it?
Yeah, that's the way it goes.
That is that is how she goes.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening banter and format of the Hauraki Breakfast show?
0:01–1:05
2
How do the hosts decide on the first song for the show’s kickoff?
1:05–1:45
3
What temperature‑correlation theory do the hosts discuss about Dunedin and Kaitaia?
1:45–2:31
4
Why does one host keep getting static shocks from his shoes and blanket?
2:31–5:46
5
How are New Zealanders’ alcohol‑consumption trends compared to other countries?
5:46–7:38
6
Who are the contenders for a New Zealand version of James Bond?
7:38–10:05
7
What Father’s Day promotions and jokes are being tossed around on the show?
10:05–13:16
8
How does the episode wrap up and what final messages do the hosts leave listeners with?
13:16–1:02:28
Speakers
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