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The Hauraki Breakfast. Bunnings Trade have your internal fit-out and finished jobs covered. Hold the phone, there's a Super El Nino coming. There's a bloody Super El Nino. Anything we had planned for the first half hour of the show, Jerry's going to read weather patterns to us. There's a Super El Nino. Oh no. I don't even know what an El Nino is, man.
What is the significance of the Super El Nino for New Zealand?
I couldn't care what a super El Nino is. I didn't mean you don't know what an El Nino is. Next there'll be a bloody mega El Nino. All I know about El Nino is whenever you feel like a warm wave in the South Island, a warm wind, someone goes, oh, that'll be the El Nino, that. Yeah, I thought they called you the El Nino for a long time. I'm very disruptive to farms. You're much better on the East Coast than you are the West. Yeah, I actually am. A super El Nino is historically, I just googled it because I don't know what a super El Nino is. It's historically quite bad for New Zealand as it triggers extreme costly droughts. Oh, God. I think we like those, don't we? Does that mean a good summer? Good summer?
Do we get a dry summer? Because we haven't had one in a couple of years now, have we? One man's super El Nino and the problems around it is another person's great summer. And you've always said... I think Ian from Sam's Butchery said that. Yes, I did. He said good things take time. Good El Nino... Super El Ninos take time. Yes. That's what Ian said. And time always prevails, so don't fight against that. I had a number of people come up to me and talk about Ian yesterday, actually. The same. We might need to re-litigate that at some point this morning. He was a great New Zealander, Ian.
Urban philosopher. Winner of the Ham on the Bone Award at the Bacon and Ham Awards.
Tell you what's going on. Yesterday we had the winners of the Bacon and Ham Awards in the studio. Ruben from the Aussie Butcher. Yes. And Ian from Sam's Butchery in Silverdale. Sam also here. Sam just wanted Ian. Ian was clearly the talker of the group. So they were like, Ian, come on, we're going to the radio station. You can go and have a yarn. He wasn't just the talker of the group, Ian. He was an oracle. Yeah. He was an oracle. He had pearls of wisdom. He was offering them on air, off air. He's the kind of guy that just moves around life and just makes sense of things. He's the kind of person who always has been and always will be. He will exist forever. He exists in the ether. I don't think he's from this plane.
No. Because I asked him yesterday what makes a good ham, and he told us this. What about your ham, the supreme winner? What about your ham, the supreme winner? No one makes a better ham in the country, at least for the next calendar year. What is it that made the ham so good?
What separates it from the rest? Time. Don't rush the process. Do it gradually. Like most things, don't rush them. Let time prevail. Let time be the answer to it all.
Let time be the answer to it all. There's something in that for you, I think. Let time prevail. As soon as he said that, I said, that is advice for life. And I guess what he understands is something that we all need to learn is that the same, how you do anything is how you do everything. And he takes his time with his ham, he takes his time with everything. And it works. Michael D. Cook got into the Conglave, which is the Hauraki Breakfast Facebook page, private Facebook page. Safe space to post anything that you think about the show or otherwise. A meme. We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. That's a quote by Stephen Hawking. Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.
The Buddha. Let time prevail. Let time be the answer to it all. Time is natural, so let it take its natural course. Ian from Sam's Butchery, Silverdale. Just behind the King's Plant Barn there. Just behind the King's Plant Barn there. If you're at the King's Plant Barn, you've gone too far up in Silverdale. So you can go in and grab some meat from Ian. Beautiful ham, ham on the bone. Also, Ian will offer words of advice.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:22
2
What is the significance of the Super El Nino for New Zealand?
0:22–4:32
3
How does the conversation shift to the Bacon and Ham Awards?
4:32–6:34
4
What insights does Ian from Sam's Butchery share about making great ham?
6:34–11:41
5
What is the impact of vigilante justice in modern society?
11:41–16:10
6
How does Paddy Gower's special relate to the All Blacks' new coach?
16:10–17:58
7
What are the challenges of coaching brutality in rugby?
17:58–1:11:31
Speakers
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