The Hauraki Breakfast Podcast

The Belch - Podcast Intro October 18th

19 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's on the Matt and Jerry Podcast intro someone owes us an apology...  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sportsgasm - Show Highlights October 20th

19 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the show highlights today, the boys rip the transport system a new one over  pedestrian crossing,  “coolest neighbourhoods” in the world and ...

Ice Cream and Exoplanets - Podcast Intro October 18th

18 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

And on the podcast we match good goody gumdrops ice cream with macs apparition hazy ipaNikku Mad-husu-dhan is a Professor of Astrophysics and Exoplane...

Spoons - Show Highlights October 19th

18 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the show highlights today, the boys take advice from foxy knoxy, Matt's debut for the Tongan League side goes well and another round of Penis or Ge...

Modern NZ Cricket Greats - Podcast Intro October 18th

17 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's guest on the Matt and Jerry Podcast intro is a journalist for The Bounce - an award-winning New Zealand journalist newsletter on sport. He’s...

In Loving memory of Ginger Puss - Show Highlights October 18th

17 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the show highlights today, the boys have a bone to pick with Real Estate Agents, is it called netherlands because of their nether regions and do yo...

Carrying alot of extra weight - Podcast Intro October 17

16 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, we discuss the most cheating industries, and buffet etiquette, and solving the gangs problems.See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

The Return Of The Matt (Pump Up The World) - Show Highlights October 16

15 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Onn the show highlights today, the boys reflect on an emotional all blacks win, they find out which frog disguises itself as faeces, and G Lane has co...

Breakfast Television Is Sexy - Podcast Intro October 16

15 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, we discuss French breakfast television and how hot the hosts are and how much they look like they want to have sex with each other...

Mums On Tour - Podcast Intro October 13

12 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys discuss heading out with some mums... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2 Breasts & A Nipple - Show Highlights October 13

12 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys discuss condoments, and the worlds biggest pumpkin...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Custard Squares & Banana Peels - Show Highlights October 12

12 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, The boys talk bakery slices, and Jerry tries his hardest to avoid a story in the news...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...

Kyle, Jackie O & Phucko - Podcast Intro October 12

11 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys talk more Aussie radio and Jerry creates a new radio personality named "Phucko"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

Sexy Dreams & Water Slides - Show Highlights October 11

10 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys discuss New Zealands best water slides, and Mash gets an interesting call... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

Is New Zealand A Gangsters Paradise? - Podcast Intro October 11

10 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast, they boys are joined by investigative reporter for The New Zealand Herald, Jared Savage to discuss the release of his new book, ...

Star 104.5 - Podcast Intro October 10

09 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the fellas take a look at Australias Star 104.5 FM...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

School Camp & Fruit Salad - Show Highlights October 10

09 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys try to find The Four Pillars Of Breakfasts, and Jerry preidcits both world cup results... See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

Jerry's Aussie Radio Experience - Podcast Intro October 9

08 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, Jerry discusses some of the radio he heard while on his holiday in Aussy... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Mash & Jerry Show - Show Highlights October 9

08 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Matt continues to pest around france, so Mash and Jerry attempt to muck through... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...

The Paris Files Podcast - EP. 5

05 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are on holiday this week, so Matt is documenting his time in Paris with The Alternative Commentary Collective...See omnystudio.com/listener f...

The Paris Files Podcast - EP. 4

04 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are on holiday this week, so Matt is documenting his time in Paris with The Alternative Commentary Collective...See omnystudio.com/listener f...

The Paris Files Podcast - EP. 3

03 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are on holiday this week, so Matt is documenting his time in paris with The Alternative Commentary Collective...See omnystudio.com/listener f...

The Paris Files Podcast - EP. 2

02 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are on holiday this week, so Matt is documenting his time in paris with The Alternative Commentary Collective...See omnystudio.com/listener f...

The Paris Files Podcast - EP. 1

01 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are on holiday this week, so Matt is documenting his time in paris with The Alternative Commentary Collective...See omnystudio.com/listener f...

Sheep On Whakamanas - Show Highlights September 29

28 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, we find out whether whakamana gives sheep the munchies like it does humans, ACC head G lane sends us a lawyers letter regarding a pen...

A Marquis de Sade Tour - Podcast Intro September 29

28 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys sort out an itinerary for Matt and his Marquis de Sade tour of Paris that he’s embarking on this week...See omnystudio....

Breeding With Aliens - Show Highlights September 28

27 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show, Mash held the country to ransom but ended up deciding that Winston Peters is in fact genius, A ginger man from the States whose DNA...

"Dan Vettori, Face Or Balls?"- Podcast Intro September 28

27 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys talk to Dan Vettori ahead of the 2023 Black Clash...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Human Hamster Wheel - Show Highlights September 27

26 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, a hot long term stock tip that will smoke your mind, and In light of the new Martin Scorsese movie being 3 hours and 26 minutes long,...

Big Mark Vegas - Podcast Intro September 27

26 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys are joined by David Correos... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Luxon In A Wig - Show Highlights September 26

25 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, we have a huge hole in Ireland, we put a wig on Christopher LuxonMuch of the top-shelf booze in my liquor cabinet has become very wat...

Let Me Take You Back To 1805 - Podcast Intro September 26

25 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, we ask is master and commander the far side of the world the greatest movie ever made and would like to go to sea in 1805 get on t...

A National Anthem Special - Podcast Intro September 25

24 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys take a look at some of the best National Anthems...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Return Of The Lemons - Show Highlights September 25

24 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Jerry thinks the neighbors are returning the lemons, and Matt is worried he has a "Resting Goober Face"...See omnystudio.com/listener...

Jerry Brings Some Content - Podcast Intro September 22

21 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, Jerry brings in a fascinating study... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matt Heath Does It Again - Show Highlights September 22

21 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys get juiced up for the Wahs this weekend, and Daddy has done it again... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...

Jeremy Wahs - Show Highlights September 21

21 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Matt and Mash look to change Jeremy's legal name... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We Have Solved Rugby - Podcast Intro September 21

20 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys chat about sport...again.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Great Mystery Dumper - Show Highlights September 20

19 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys catch up with Ryan Fox, and the boys look into hte meat dumpings going on in Christchurch...See omnystudio.com/listener for ...

More Butt Dials - Podcast Intro September 20

19 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys listen in to another Butt Dial...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Christchurch Airport Toilets - Show Highlights September 19

18 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys discuss the controversial World Cup red cards, and they find the four pillars of Airports...See omnystudio.com/listener for ...

The Roman Empire Special - Podcast Intro September 19

18 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys discuss a new tik tok trend...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Suck On That! - Show Highlights September 18

18 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys reflect on a great weekend of sport, and the great saga of the dog that is keeping jerry up takes an interesting turn...See ...

King Charles's Sexy Sexting - Podcast Intro September 18

17 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys go deep on some of the wealthiest families in England...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Horned Screamer - Podcast Intro September 15

14 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys ask the question, "If you could be any animal, what would it be?".See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Feel Good Friday Special - Show Highlights September 15

14 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys discuss the Frech on the piss, and Matt shares a couple of his favourite feelings...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...

Steve Price On Aliens - Podcast Intro September 14

13 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys are joined by League legend Steve Price...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why Do Aliens Probe - Show Highlights September 14

13 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys decide of Ian foster is Penis or Genius, an orangatang launches a possum, and Jerry has an update on the neighbors dog... S...

The Marquis de Sade Episode: 3 (feat. Gareth Ward) - Podcast Intro September 13

12 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys talk to magician, hypnotist, and bookseller Gareth Ward...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jerry Can't Sleep! - Show Highlights September 13

12 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys discuss the new things in cars we are taking for granted, and Jerry takes aim at a neighbor... with some lemons... See omny...

Matt Learns To Screenshot - Show Highlights September 12

11 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, matt spends half of it trying to figure out how to screen shot on his computer, and the boys find The four Pillars Of Watching Sport ...

The History Of Sexual Deviants - Podcast Intro September 12

11 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys have a deeper look at some of history's infamous sexual deviants... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Sporting Hangover - Show Highlights September 11

10 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys reflect on the worst weekend of sport for New Zealand... In History... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ye Marquis de Sade - Podcast Intro September 11

10 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast intro, the boys discuss the French "deviant" Marquis de Sade...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Super Orgasm Giveaway Friday Special - Show Highlights September 8

08 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys just chuck it in nuteral and coast down the hill...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Best Of Phil Collins - Podcast Intro September 8

08 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys hit a new low...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There Was A Shrimp Captaining A Speed Boat - Podcast Intro September 7

07 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On todays podcast, the boys chat about one of the strange work trips they once went on...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fussy Koalas & Nude Olympics - Show Highlights September 7

07 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys come up with a few ideas to increase the viewing numbers at the next olympics...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

Hidden Treasure (feat. Andrew Wassenaar) - Podcast Intro September 6

06 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys are joined by Author Andrew Wassenaar to discuss his new book...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Venesion Blinds & Unfair Judgement - Show Highlights September 6

06 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys talk about the reasons they will judge others, and Mash and Matt share their hate for venesion blinds... See omnystudio.com...

Gender Reveals & Elections - Show Highlights September 5

05 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys discuss the dangerous trend and gender reveal parties, and they find The Four Pillars Of Elections...See omnystudio.com/list...

"Bent Coppers" - Podcast Intro September 5

04 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys go deep in the TV show "Line Of Duty"...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

David Seymour, Should We Have A Junta? - Podcast Intro September 4

04 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys are joined by Act party leader, David Seymour... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Larnach Castle Is A Rip Off - Show Highlights September 4

03 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys talk about some controvercial commnets made about Larnach Castle, and reflect on another Fathers DaySee omnystudio.com/liste...

A Beaver & A Dagg - Podcast Intro September 1

31 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys are joined by Izzy Dagg and Stephen DonaldSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Return Of The Matt - Show Highlights September 1

31 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today' show, Matt is back in studio...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Where Is Matt... - Show Highlights August 31

31 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys investigate a bizzare TV appearance made last night... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Daddy Returns (Feat. Royal Blood) - Podcast Intro August 31

30 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, Matt returns after a couple of days off sick, and they are joined by Mike from Royal Blood...See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

Finding God At A Bar - Show Highlights August 30

29 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Jerry shares some hot tips on flirting, and Mash finds God...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Return Of Mash's Mrs - Podcast Intro August 30

29 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys talk amongst themselves about nothing for half an hour...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mash's Big Break - Show Highlights August 29

28 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Jerry gets some insight into Mashs domestic issues from his flatmate...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jerry Reflects On "Kick Ons" - Podcast Intro August 29

28 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the Jerry reflects on the kick ons he gets involved in... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

S*&T Happens! - Podcast Intro August 28

28 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys talk to someone how to deal with all the shit going on in your life.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are You Still Running A Box? - Show Highlights August 28

28 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys diiscuss their T.V settups, and reflect on quite the weekend of sport... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...

So Much Sexual Tension - Podcast Intro August 25

24 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys catch up with a close friend...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What Went Wrong G Lane? - Show Highlights August 25

24 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys talk to G Lane after his ski trip goes horribly wrong...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Sea Lions Are Coming - Podcast Intro August 24

23 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys investigate the uptake in Sea Lion attacks in NZ...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is There Another Unregistered Guest? - Show Highlights August 24

23 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show Matt beams in live from dunedin, and Jerry explains the difference between a thrupple and threesome...See omnystudio.com/listener for ...

"I'm Gonna Shoot" - Show Highlights August 23

22 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys talk love making in a cemetery.. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Guy Montgomery - Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews - Podcast Intro August 23

22 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys are joined yet again, by Guy Montgomery...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Does Jerry Look Like Thingy? - Show Highlights August 22

21 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys launch an investigation into "Thingy" and Scotty J Stevenson shares his thoughts on the recent Steve Hansen controversy... ...

How Much Does Prison Cost? - Podcast Intro August 22

21 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys discuss the amount we pay to keep people in our prisons...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One Lane Bridge Ettiquette - Show Highlights August 21

21 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys talk trafic ettiquette, and rank the friends cast from worst to best...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Future Of Dating Apps - Podcast Intro August 21

20 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, Matt discusses the future of dating apps...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sir Michael Parkinson - Podcast Intro August 18

18 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On todays podcast, the boys celbrate the life of Sir Michael Parkinson...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Bithday Mashy - Show Highlights August 18

18 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys look for The Four Pillars of ARRRGGHHH, and they celebrate Mashies birthday...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

Retirement Village Love - Show Highlights August 17

16 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys talk about retiring single, and Mash faces the consiquences...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paul Casserly - Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews - Podcast Intro August 17

16 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are joined by television producer and Straw People's, Paul CasserlySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The End Of Mash - Show Highlights August 16

15 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Matt hasnt landed the plane and Mash ends his career...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Peter Urlich - Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews - Podcast Intro August 16

15 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys are joined by NZ icom, Peter Urlich...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fruit Burts & Deez Nuts - Show Highlights August 15

15 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys look for The Four Pillars Of Fruit & Veg...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Satanic Underbelly Of NZ Part 2 - Podcast Intro August 15

14 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, Mash compiles a list of the top 15 most satanic places in NZ...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kumquats & Banana Milk - Show Highlights August 14

13 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys chat about the confusion behind the Fruit and Veg laws...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Satanic Underbelly Of Dunedin - Podcast Intro August 14

13 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, Jerry reflects on a strange weekend down in Dunedin... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How Lovely Is Trenty? - Show Highlights August 11

11 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys receive a few poems from listeners, and Trent Boult beams in from the Mount...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

Robyn Malcolm - Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews - Podcast Intro August 11

10 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys catch up with Robyn Malcolm ahead of her new TV show... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Mash A Hate Baby? - Show Highlights August 10

10 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys are set a poetry challenge, and Mash finds out he was a hate baby... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Poem "Daddy" - Podcast Intro August 10

09 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys discuss the Sylvia Plath poem, "Daddy"...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Was Captain Buttery Heavy On The Stick? - Show Highlights August 9

09 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys discuss the time they had a heavy landing in Napier...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kiwi's On Harley's - Podcast Intro August 9

08 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys talk Motorbikes and mopeds... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.