The Hauraki Breakfast Podcast

Giving Way & JFK - The Daily Bespoke December 6

05 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On The Daily Bespoke today, Matt continues to dedicate his entire life to the assassination of JFK and Jerry is still confused about the give way laws...

You Got Rizz? - The Radio Highlights December 5

04 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On The Show Highlights Podcast today, The Four Pillars of Christmas Food, and a man who ate a 4500 calorie platter but refused to eat the salad...See ...

The Oxford English Dictionary - The Daily Bespoke December 5

04 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On The Daily Bespoke today, the fellas look at the origins of the Dictionary and Jerry is is still deep in JFK...See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

What Constitutes A Threesome? - The Daily Bespoke December 4

03 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the Daily Bespoke Today, the boys receive a question regarding an inter-species threesome...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matt Lands A Plane - The Radio Highlights December 4

03 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's Highlights Podcast, the boys see if they could land a commercial plane if they had too, and Jerry has to explain what a "banger" is to his ...

Mash In A Pink G - The Radio Highlights December 1

30 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's Show Highlights Podcast, Mash hits the beach to kick off summer, and the boys celebrate the life of Shane MacGowan...See omnystudio.com/lis...

What Is A Gary? - The Daily Bespoke December 1

30 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On The Daily Bespoke today, the boys go deep on "Garying"...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave Gibson Talks Dave Gibson - The Daily Bespoke November 29

29 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's Daily Bespoke, the fellas are joined by Dave Gibson...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matt Heath Has A Confession - The Radio Highlights November 30

29 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's Show Highlights Podcast, the boys discuss ways to launch summer, and Matt comes clean after a week of guilt...See omnystudio.com/listener f...

Basil The Working Cocker - The Radio Highlights November 29

29 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's Show Highlights Podcast, what do prophets Baba Vanga and Nostradamus think is going to happen in 2024, the boys call the Hall and Oates hel...

A Drunk Appearance On The Project - The Daily Bespoke November 29

28 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On The Daily Bespoke today, the boys discuss cable cars and Matt reflects on going in full steam into The Project...See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...

A Big Brothel Bender - The Radio Highlights November 28

27 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the Show Highlights Podcast today, the boys learn how to make mashed potato out of a bag of chips, a man who spent $6k on a 7-hour brothel bender i...

Things That Make You Go Mmmm - The Daily Bespoke November 28

27 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today on The Daily Bespoke, the boys go BD on Napoleon and his love making habits, Plus we look into things that make you go mmmmm...See omnystudio.co...

Vapercising Is Sweeping The Nation - The Radio Highlights November 27

26 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the Show Highlights Podcast today, Jerry discusses something he's noticed in the world of vaping, and Matt talks about shower crimes...See omnystud...

The Mushroom Theory - The Daily Bespoke November 27

26 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On The Daily Bespoke today, Matt shares his mushroom sex theory, we iron out some kinks in Jerry's upstairs downstairs male female reproductive organ ...

Mash Is A Criminal - The Radio Highlights November 24

23 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's Show Highlights Podcast, the boys frame Mash for a robbery, and Matt reveals how long love making should last...See omnystudio.com/listener...

When We Made Love You Use To Cry - The Daily Bespoke November 24

23 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On The Daily Bespoke today, we discuss the "ACC" love making method... Again.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Matt & Jerry Uniform - The Radio Highlights November 23

22 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the Radio Show Highlights podcast today, Should we get a show uniform? We discuss shower habits and is MMP Penis Or Genius...See omnystudio.com/lis...

Daddy's Den Gets A Makeover - The Daily Bespoke November 23

22 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On The Daily Bespoke today, Do you need to buy special packaged water for your dog? Or is that crazy...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

Undies Wednesday's - The Radio Highlights November 22

21 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's radio show highlights, It was Undies Wednesday and Mash talked about his issues, and his partner Lauren also came on the show to share her ...

Making Love To A Lasagna - The Daily Bespoke November 22

21 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today on The Daily Bespoke, we discuss a Gizzy cold case, and we rate the best meals in the bedroom... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

5 Pack Of Rio Briefs - The Radio Highlights November 21

20 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the Radio Highlights podcast today, we discuss summer bed sheet logistics, find The Four Pillars of Supermarkets, and is a 5 pack of Rio briefs goo...

The Poltergeist - The Daily Bespoke November 21

20 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On The Daily Bespoke today, we work out how to fashion tools with wax, Jerry talks through some logistical issues hes has with the movie The Conjuring...

A Huge Xmas Announcement - The Daily Bespoke November 20

19 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On The Daily bespoke today, The boys announce a very exciting Christmas initiative!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Weeing Your Pants In The Car - The Radio Highlights November 20

19 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the Show Highlights Podcast today, the boys discuss the brave woman who was forced to wee herself while in the car, Jerry tries to buy Neploean's h...

The Pussy Express - The Radio Highlights November 17

16 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's radio show, the boys discuss animals that eat you, and can you have nachos for breakfast...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...

Jerry's Morning Routine - The Daily Bespoke November 17

16 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On The Daily Bespoke today, Jerry shares his morning routine, and discusses the infamous "Anal Mana" segment...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Is Jim A Pest? - The Radio Highlights November 16

16 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the Radio Highlights Pod today, We DON’T talk about the Cricket World Cup semi-final, We take a deep dive into Jim's Mowing, and a man kidnapped ...

The Asparagus Roll - The Daily Bespoke November 16

15 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the Daily Bespoke Podcast today, we go deep into top New Zealand restaurants with Jesse Mulligan...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...

A Christmas Manaj A Tua - The Radio Highlights November 15

14 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the Radio Highlights Podcast today, A $16 million cocaine bust at the port of Tauranga, and we chat about taking your partner to your work Christma...

Rugby League Legend, Jonathon Thurston - The Daily Bespoke November 15

14 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

And on the Daily Bespoke podcast today, we catch up with rugby league legend Jonathon Thurston who’s playing in the black clash this year for team c...

Grim Reaper Lane - The Radio Highlights November 14

13 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the Radio Highlights Pod today, Black Cap Tim Southee says the team doesn’t want G Lane at the final of the Cricket World Cup, and we find The Fo...

The Corn Fritter - The Daily Bespoke November 14

13 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the Daily Bespoke Podcast today… we discuss the pros and cons of pleasuring a corn on the cob...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...

Napoleon, How Hot? - The Daily Bespoke November 13

12 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Daily Bespoke, we talk about the fall of superhero movies and Jerey becomes dangerously excited about the new Nepolian movie that is comi...

How To Get A Free Feed - The Radio Highlights November 13

12 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's Highlights Podcast, Older People with rockin bods, a diner who put her own hair in a meal to get it for free, G Lane defends himself after...

Chicken Nuggys - The Radio Highlights November 10

10 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's highlights podcast, the boys figure out why kids love chicken nuggets so much, and are robots trying to kill us? IT’S ALREADY STARTED!See...

Beautiful Russian Spys - The Daily Bespoke November 10

09 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the daily bespoke podcast today, we talk about John Key, Russian spies, and Winston Churchill's booze habits...See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

The African Elephant - The Daily Bespoke November 9

09 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the Daily Bespoke Podcast, we examine the intricacies and logistics of cubicle etiquette plus, was Matt caught doing an African Elephant to Linsay ...

Matt Firing LeBlanc's - The Radio Highlights November 9

08 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the Radio Highlights Podcast today, how much are each of the cast of Friends worth, and are Instant Noodles PENIS OR GENIUS? Also, Jerry tries to e...

Matt The Gym Rat - The Daily Bespoke November 8

07 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the Daily Bespoke podcast today, we find out how to attempt to make love to other members of your gym without offending them...See omnystudio.com/l...

Sucking Nips - The Radio Highlights November 8

07 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the Radio highlights pod today, we talk to Simon Doull about the Cricket World Cup in India, we ask what’s the best way to cook your noodles, an...

Koru Lounges & Hippos - The Radio Highlights November 7

07 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the Radio Highlights Podcast today, the boys discuss Mathew Macanaghey's hair, and we get an update on Pablo Escibar's hippos... See omnystudio.co...

Wet Fruit - The Daily Bespoke November 7

06 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Daily Bespoke we go deep into The Ramones and ask did they get Pet Cemetery wrong...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rating Everything From Worst To Best - The Radio Highlights November 6

05 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Radio highlights, we go deep into the vagina and penis museums, and we rate the casts of friends, senfeld, the muppets, the avengers and ...

Where Is Jesus Now? - The Daily Bespoke November 6

05 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today on The Daily Bespoke, if Jesus was to return to earth would he live at the Clearwater Resort just out of Christchurch or in a three-bedroom bung...

Matt's Official Statement - The Radio Highlights November 3

02 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the Radio Show today, Matt joins us from the Dunedin Craft Beer and Food Festival, where he’s got an official apology to make...See omnystudio.co...

Satantic Fast Food Experiences - The Daily Bespoke November 3

02 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On The Daily Bespoke today, the boys discuss some terrifying experiences involving fast food... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monopoly Sucks - The Radio Highlights November 2

02 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the Radio Highlights podcast today, we discuss the crimes committed on the new Christchurch edition of Monopoly,  and we go deep into what makes t...

Eau De Toilette - The Daily Bespoke November 2

01 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the Daily Bespoke today, the boys go deep on fragrance...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Breaking News - The Radio Highlights November 1

31 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On The Radio Highlights pod today… Black Caps coach Gary Stead, horror movies, and we ask is 75% head too much head on a beer pour...See omnystudio....

Bill Bailey - The Daily Bespoke November 1

31 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Daily Bespoke, we are joined by English musician, comedian, and actor Bill Bailey ahead of his Thoughtifier Tour...See omnystudio.com/lis...

A Spooky Special - The Radio Highlights October 31

30 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the radio show, we go deep into billionaires and the boys look for The Four Pillars of Halloween, In fact… we got really deep into Hallowee...

Tom Sainsbury Goes Deep On Scroggin - The Daily Bespoke October 31

30 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

October 31st 2023 - Today we say goodbye to the podcast intro, and we catch up with actor Tom Sainsbury about his new film "Loop Track"...See omnystud...

Raking over coals - Show Highlights October 30th

29 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the show highlights pod today, we endlessly rake over the coals of the All Blacks vs South Africa World Cup final, and in honour of Matthew Perry w...

Let's get Barnesey - Podcast Intro October 30th

29 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We do a deep dive into canned laugher... the TV show Friends is pretty bloody weird to watch when no one is cracking up. Plus Jeremy argues that Matt ...

MEME - Podcast Intro October 26th

27 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

AND ON THE INTRO POD…  Jerry wells get a taste of his own elitist medicine when rooda and I hit with an audio meme and then we get into a bunch of ...

Calm before the storm - Show Highlights October 26th

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We talk to ACC Head G Lane and former All Black Piri Weepu ahead of the Rugby World Cup final! Also are you a tidy kiwi or are you a dirty littering d...

Polar Pops and NEK MINNIT - Podcast Intro October 26th

25 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join us today as we go deep into the Polar Pop bear and the Popsicle band. We'll also talk about some really rubbish songs (or are they...?), and we r...

UPS - Show Highlights October 26th

25 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the show highlights pod today…  On the show today, with the big game this weekend, we ask if the All Blacks are penis or genius, and we talk to ...

One night in Jail - Podcast Intro October 25th

24 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

And on the intro pod… we talk about that time I was wrong fully arrested and thrown in jail and why you shouldnt get drunk and pass out on the stree...

King of the Castle - Show Highlights October 24th

24 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the show highlights pod today… we talk about Magic Mushrooms, which parts of yourself you should wash in the shower, Jerry accidentally says the ...

What would Jesus say about road works? - Podcast Intro October 24th

23 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

on the intro podcast we talk about road cones and ROAD RAGE IN THE BIBLE Listen to the Matt and Jerry Podcast - two of them every weekday on iheart ra...

Back in Bizz - Show Highlights October 24th

23 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the show highlights today, the boys are back after doing bugger all labour over the long weekend. They talk about why you should be setting your al...

The Belch - Podcast Intro October 18th

19 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's on the Matt and Jerry Podcast intro someone owes us an apology...  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sportsgasm - Show Highlights October 20th

19 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the show highlights today, the boys rip the transport system a new one over  pedestrian crossing,  “coolest neighbourhoods” in the world and ...

Ice Cream and Exoplanets - Podcast Intro October 18th

18 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

And on the podcast we match good goody gumdrops ice cream with macs apparition hazy ipaNikku Mad-husu-dhan is a Professor of Astrophysics and Exoplane...

Spoons - Show Highlights October 19th

18 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the show highlights today, the boys take advice from foxy knoxy, Matt's debut for the Tongan League side goes well and another round of Penis or Ge...

Modern NZ Cricket Greats - Podcast Intro October 18th

17 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's guest on the Matt and Jerry Podcast intro is a journalist for The Bounce - an award-winning New Zealand journalist newsletter on sport. He’s...

In Loving memory of Ginger Puss - Show Highlights October 18th

17 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On the show highlights today, the boys have a bone to pick with Real Estate Agents, is it called netherlands because of their nether regions and do yo...

Carrying alot of extra weight - Podcast Intro October 17

16 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, we discuss the most cheating industries, and buffet etiquette, and solving the gangs problems.See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

The Return Of The Matt (Pump Up The World) - Show Highlights October 16

15 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Onn the show highlights today, the boys reflect on an emotional all blacks win, they find out which frog disguises itself as faeces, and G Lane has co...

Breakfast Television Is Sexy - Podcast Intro October 16

15 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, we discuss French breakfast television and how hot the hosts are and how much they look like they want to have sex with each other...

Mums On Tour - Podcast Intro October 13

12 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys discuss heading out with some mums... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2 Breasts & A Nipple - Show Highlights October 13

12 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys discuss condoments, and the worlds biggest pumpkin...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Custard Squares & Banana Peels - Show Highlights October 12

12 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, The boys talk bakery slices, and Jerry tries his hardest to avoid a story in the news...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...

Kyle, Jackie O & Phucko - Podcast Intro October 12

11 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys talk more Aussie radio and Jerry creates a new radio personality named "Phucko"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

Sexy Dreams & Water Slides - Show Highlights October 11

10 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys discuss New Zealands best water slides, and Mash gets an interesting call... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

Is New Zealand A Gangsters Paradise? - Podcast Intro October 11

10 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast, they boys are joined by investigative reporter for The New Zealand Herald, Jared Savage to discuss the release of his new book, ...

Star 104.5 - Podcast Intro October 10

09 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the fellas take a look at Australias Star 104.5 FM...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

School Camp & Fruit Salad - Show Highlights October 10

09 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys try to find The Four Pillars Of Breakfasts, and Jerry preidcits both world cup results... See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

Jerry's Aussie Radio Experience - Podcast Intro October 9

08 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, Jerry discusses some of the radio he heard while on his holiday in Aussy... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Mash & Jerry Show - Show Highlights October 9

08 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Matt continues to pest around france, so Mash and Jerry attempt to muck through... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...

The Paris Files Podcast - EP. 5

05 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are on holiday this week, so Matt is documenting his time in Paris with The Alternative Commentary Collective...See omnystudio.com/listener f...

The Paris Files Podcast - EP. 4

04 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are on holiday this week, so Matt is documenting his time in Paris with The Alternative Commentary Collective...See omnystudio.com/listener f...

The Paris Files Podcast - EP. 3

03 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are on holiday this week, so Matt is documenting his time in paris with The Alternative Commentary Collective...See omnystudio.com/listener f...

The Paris Files Podcast - EP. 2

02 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are on holiday this week, so Matt is documenting his time in paris with The Alternative Commentary Collective...See omnystudio.com/listener f...

The Paris Files Podcast - EP. 1

01 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are on holiday this week, so Matt is documenting his time in paris with The Alternative Commentary Collective...See omnystudio.com/listener f...

Sheep On Whakamanas - Show Highlights September 29

28 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, we find out whether whakamana gives sheep the munchies like it does humans, ACC head G lane sends us a lawyers letter regarding a pen...

A Marquis de Sade Tour - Podcast Intro September 29

28 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys sort out an itinerary for Matt and his Marquis de Sade tour of Paris that he’s embarking on this week...See omnystudio....

Breeding With Aliens - Show Highlights September 28

27 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show, Mash held the country to ransom but ended up deciding that Winston Peters is in fact genius, A ginger man from the States whose DNA...

"Dan Vettori, Face Or Balls?"- Podcast Intro September 28

27 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys talk to Dan Vettori ahead of the 2023 Black Clash...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Human Hamster Wheel - Show Highlights September 27

26 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, a hot long term stock tip that will smoke your mind, and In light of the new Martin Scorsese movie being 3 hours and 26 minutes long,...

Big Mark Vegas - Podcast Intro September 27

26 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys are joined by David Correos... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Luxon In A Wig - Show Highlights September 26

25 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, we have a huge hole in Ireland, we put a wig on Christopher LuxonMuch of the top-shelf booze in my liquor cabinet has become very wat...

Let Me Take You Back To 1805 - Podcast Intro September 26

25 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, we ask is master and commander the far side of the world the greatest movie ever made and would like to go to sea in 1805 get on t...

A National Anthem Special - Podcast Intro September 25

24 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys take a look at some of the best National Anthems...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Return Of The Lemons - Show Highlights September 25

24 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Jerry thinks the neighbors are returning the lemons, and Matt is worried he has a "Resting Goober Face"...See omnystudio.com/listener...

Jerry Brings Some Content - Podcast Intro September 22

21 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, Jerry brings in a fascinating study... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matt Heath Does It Again - Show Highlights September 22

21 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys get juiced up for the Wahs this weekend, and Daddy has done it again... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...

Jeremy Wahs - Show Highlights September 21

21 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Matt and Mash look to change Jeremy's legal name... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.