The Hauraki Breakfast Podcast
Episodes
The Greatest Sporting Moments - The Radio Highlights July 30
29 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the radio show, we ask for your four pillars of great New Zealand sporting moments. Meanwhile, Mash has a serious issue with his hairdresser,...
Looking For A Hook Up - The Daily Bespoke July 29
28 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this edition of the Daily Bespoke, Jerry gets fizzed up for an upcoming trip to Lalapalooza. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Princess Leia's Gold Bikini - The Radio Highlights July 29
28 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the radio show, we delve too deeply into Princess Leia's gold bikini and discover which country pays its Olympic athletes the most for winnin...
Walking, Dribbling Stomachs - The Daily Bespoke July 26
26 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the Daily Bespoke today, If humans are just walking, dribbling stomachs why do we enjoy making love to each other so much?See omnystudio.com/listen...
Mystery Milk Bottles - The Radio Highlights July 26
26 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the radio show today, we have a guy busted for smuggling drugs twice in two days at the same airport, and a French hour of power to celebrate the O...
Just Mash's Flat Mate, Coming Down The Stairs - The Daily Bespoke July 25
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Daily Bespoke, Mash is searching for answers following a peculiar sequence of events at his flat last night...See omnystudio.com/listener...
Single For Life! - The Radio Highlights July 25
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the radio show, we debate the merits of Whales in 'Penis Or Genius', and more people are staying single throughout their lives… what's up ...
Ed Byrne - The Daily Bespoke July 24
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Daily Bespoke, the fellas are joined in studio by Irish comedian, Ed Byrne... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Eating A Weka - The Radio Highlights July 24
23 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the radio show today, an employment lawyer tells us how to deal with offensive body odor in the workplace, and which endangered New Zealand birds ...
Space Special - The Daily Bespoke July 23
22 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this edition of the Daily Bespoke, we ask the question where does the water on Earth come from and what would happen if you took a crap on the moon...
Raining Fish Cakes - The Radio Highlights July 23
22 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the radio show today, the fellas look for The Four Pillars Of Kaimoana, and what should you do if you have a colleague who stinks? All that and mor...
Seafood Chowder (Not The Sex Act) - The Daily Bespoke July 22
21 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this edition of The Daily Bespoke, the fellas discuss seafood chowder... (the food not the sex act) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...
Erecting Flat Pack Furniture - The Radio Highlights July 22
21 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the radio show, the dangers of putting together flat-pack furniture on a hangover, and we think we’ve figured out how to improve rugby unio...
Dillys In A Chemist Warehouse - The Radio Highlights July 19
18 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the radio show today, why did Mash and his daughter get so upset when they came across some dillys in a chemist warehouse in Sylvia Park...See omny...
A Sexy French Maid Costume - The Daily Bespoke July 19
18 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this edition of The Daily Bespoke, the boys answer, what do Sheryl the cleaner, Robert Wagner, and Matt Heath’s rowing technique have in common.....
Chuck This Behind A Paywall - The Daily Bespoke July 18
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this edition of The Daily Bespoke, the fellas look at a request they received from a listener regarding their new money-making scheme...See omnystu...
A Humiliation Of Radio Hosts - The Radio Highlights July 18
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this edition of The Radio Highlights Podcast, we discuss the merits of TENACIOUS D in 'Penis or Genius', and six timeless sex tips that you NEED to...
$400 From The ATM - The Daily Bespoke July 17
16 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this edition of The Daily Bespoke Podcast, Matt is being questioned by his accountant about late-night ATM money withdrawals... See omnystudio.com...
A Cave On The Moon - The Radio Highlights July 17
16 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this edition of the Radio Highlights Podcast, the fellas look at an eventful 24 hours for Tenacious D, and Matt gives up yet another food... See o...
Matt & Jerry's Daily Ejaculate - The Daily Bespoke July 16
15 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the Daily Bespoke Podcast today, the fellas discuss the original meaning of "Ejaculate"...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Spoken Word Interludes - The Radio Highlights July 16
15 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
today on the radio show, the fellas look to find The Four Pillars Of Spoken Word Interludes In Songs, and Matt has a new way to heat his house... See...
Did Titanic Sink? - The Daily Bespoke July 15
14 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Daily Bespoke podcast, Matt wants to see if it's time for another rebrand, and Tim Batt and Abby Howells come in to discuss their podcast...
Return of The Matt - The Radio Highlights July 15
14 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the show Matt is back from a week's holiday with a number of yarns, and we also talk about the woman who accidentally slept with her half bro...
Weeing On Mandarins - The Radio Highlights July 12
12 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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Beep That Mash - The Daily Bespoke July 12
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Daily Bespoke, the boys discuss the type of language that needs to be censored on the podcast moving forward... See omnystudio.com/liste...
Jerry Confesses To A Robbery - The Radio Highlights July 11
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Radio Show, the boys debate "Choirs" in penis or genius, and Jerry is forced to come clean... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...
Shutting Up Shop - The Daily Bespoke July 11
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on The Daily Bespoke, the fellas discuss "Shutting Up Shop"...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Doors Or Wheels? - The Radio Highlights July 10
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the radio show, Jerry is keen to discuss the double ender he had with Mashy last week, and Mash looks to raise a question that was asked for ...
Tossing Into Jerry's Gob - The Daily Bespoke July 10
09 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on The Daily Bespoke, the fellas brainstorm a new segment for the Radio Show...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A Good Sanga & Humour In The Bedroom - The Radio Highlights July 9
08 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Radio show, the boys look for The Four Pullars Of Sandwich fillings, and Mashy has a bedroom-related prediciment... See omnystudio.com/l...
Jerry Loves A Bit Of Unny - The Daily Bespoke July 9
08 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On The Daily Bespoke Podcast today, the fellas take a look at some of the data and hard numbers of the pod... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...
A Producer Special - The Radio Highlights July 8
07 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Radio Show, both Matt & Jerry are away, so Mashy and Rooda tread the boards and discuss hitting a drive-thru in a shopping trolly, Ke...
Sylvia's Mother (Not Her Real Name) - The Daily Bespoke July 8
07 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Daily Bespoke Podcast, Mashy and Rooda look at some ripper tunes the new Spotify feature is spitting out on a Sunday morning... See omny...
G Lane And A Suppository - The Daily Bespoke July 5
04 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Daily Bespoke Podcast, Matt & G Lane beam in from Dunners and to celebrate, G Lane shoves a suppository up his arse...See omnystudio....
Live From The Octogon! - The Radio Highlights July 5
04 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This morning on the Radio Highlights Podcast, Matt is beaming in live from Dunners ahead of the All Blacks season opener... See omnystudio.com/listen...
Cock In Cheese - The Radio Highlights July 4
03 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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Richie Mo'unga - The Daily Bespoke July 4
03 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Daily Bespoke Podcast, Matt & Mash catch up with Richie Mo'unga ahead of the first All Blacks test this weekend, which of course, he ...
Iva Davies (From Icehouse) - The Daily Bespoke July 3
02 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Daily Bespoke Podcast, Matt and Jerry are joined by Iva Davies, the lead singer of Icehouse and Aussie music legend. They discuss his com...
Lovemaking Is Changing - The Radio Highlights July 3
02 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Radio Show, the fellas discuss the newest bedroom craze that the youth are taking on, and Queen are somehow still the most popular band i...
Marlon Brando Was Hot - The Daily Bespoke July 2
01 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On The Daily Bespoke today, the fellas chat loosely about films and Marlon Brandow's sex appeal...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shove Some Creed Up Yah! - The Radio Highlights July 2
01 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on The Radio Highlights Podcast, Jerry shares his biscuit revelation, and the fellas look for "The Four Pillars Of Hated Bands"...See omnystudio...
Paul Henry - The Daily Bespoke July 1
30 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on The Daily Bespoke Podcast, the boys are joined by Paul Henry ahead of Traitors Season 2...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...
God Bless America - The Radio Highlights July 1
30 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Radio Highlights Podcast, the fellas reflect on the US presidential debate, and who will win the title of, "Matt & Jerry's Hottest Tr...
Pinot "Hawk Taw" - The Radio Highlights June 27
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Radio highlights podcast, the fellas decided if artificial intelligence is in fact Penis or Genuis, and Adam Blaire tells us that the War...
Jimmy Barnes - The Daily Bespoke June 27
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on The Daily Bespoke Podcast, the fellas are joined by the man himself, Jimmy Barnes!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Another Off Site Podcast - The Daily Bespoke June 26
25 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the Daily Bespoke podcast today, the boys are out of the studio for the second time in 7 days, this time from The Empire Tavern...See omnystudio.co...
Day In Loo Number Two! - The Radio Highlights June 26
25 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Day In Loo Number 2, 12 hours Live from Empire Tavern...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Crossing The Strait - The Radio Highlights June 25
25 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the Radio Show today, the boys look to find The Four Pillars Of The Interislander and former All-Black captain and friend of the show Keiran Read i...
Straight To Executive Level - The Daily Bespoke June 25
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Daily Bespoke Podcast, the boys discuss the lude trend developing on the podcast... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thou Shalt Listen To Podcast - The Radio Highlights June 24
23 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Radio Highlights Pod, the boys go deep into the Ten Commandments, and is it time for the Matt and Jerry Show to get rid of their smartpho...
Radio Host Unleashes Creamy Load - The Daily Bespoke June 24
23 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Daily Bespoke, The boys discuss the importance of risk-taking, and Matt unleashes a creamy load into his arse... See omnystudio.com/list...
LIVE FROM OUR BIG BENDER!!! - The Daily Bespoke June 21
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Daily Bespoke, the boys are live at Miss Lucy's on their first stop of Radio Huaraki's Big Bender!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...
A Sexless Relationship - The Radio Highlights June 21
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Radio Highlights Podcast, the fellas discuss relationships without sex, and we kick off our BIG BENNNDDERRRR!!!See omnystudio.com/listene...
Democracy Manifest! - The Radio Highlights June 20
19 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Radio Highlights Pod, the boys chat Tesla, and an exciting announcement concerning Democracy Manifest...See omnystudio.com/listener for p...
Witchy Poo Part 2 (Five Day Dooga Vag) - The Daily Bespoke June 20
19 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Daily Bespoke, the boys look to find some answers to the infamous "Witchy Poo" tale...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...
Cars That Smell Like Bongs - The Radio Highlights June 19
18 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Radio Show, the boys take a look at some new MH370 evidence, and what type of car owners are the cleaest... See omnystudio.com/listener ...
Magic With Cosentino - The Daily Bespoke June 19
18 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Daily Bespoke, the fellas catch up the magical "Cosentino" ahead of his New Zealand tour... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...
The Four Pillars Of Domestic Flights - The Radio Highlights June 18
18 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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"Witchy Poo" The Stripper - The Daily Bespoke June 18
17 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the Daily Bespoke today, Jerry shares the time he went to a strip club and stumbled across Witchy Poo... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...
Moral Turpitude Monday's - The Radio Highlights June 17
16 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the Radio Highlights Podcast today, We delve into the question of what truly constitutes cheating on your partner. Plus, should you be held accoun...
Lesbian Space Witches - The Daily Bespoke June 17
16 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Daily Bespoke Podcast, Matt puts the Star Wars franchise in the hot seat...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Rick, Morty, And Summer - The Daily Bespoke June 14
13 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Daily Bespoke, the boys caught up with some of the cast from everyone's favourite animated TV show, Rick and Morty!!! See omnystudio.com...
What The Brits Really Think Of NZ - The Radio Highlights June 14
13 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Radio Highlights podcast, we delve into how the English feel about living in New Zealand. Plus, they explore how long you should be stand...
Guess Who's Back - The Radio Highlights June 13
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the radio show, we welcome back Matt! and talk about the School Principal that has been suspended for bad behavior, and discuss the merits of...
You Will Always Want More - The Daily Bespoke June 13
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Daily Bespoke, Matt is back, so the boys go deep into plastic surgery, cricket gear, and fevers...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...
Radio On Magic Mushrooms - The Radio Highlights June 12
11 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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Mash's Middy - The Daily Bespoke June 12
11 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Daily Bespoke, the fellas are joined by Mash's lovely partner Lauren...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Evolution Of Feedback - The Daily Bespoke June 11
10 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the Daily Bespoke podcast today, the fellas discuss the ways broadcasters receive feedback now, compared to the late 90's...See omnystudio.com/list...
Consummating Marriage - The Radio Highlights June 11
10 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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A Fork, Spoon, Or Knife? - The Daily Bespoke June 10
09 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Daily Bespoke, the boys debate a pressing issue... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jerry's Back Baby - The Radio Highlights June10
09 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the Radio Highlights Podcast today, It's a Monday a morning sportsgasm with the Wahs the super rugby, and to a lesser extent the cricket...See omny...
Graham Norton - The Daily Bespoke June 7
06 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on The Daily Bespoke Podcast, the boys are joined by GRAHAM NORTON!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Morning After - The Radio Highlights June 7
06 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Radio Highlights Podcast, Matty and Mashy try and keep things together off the back of a big night at the New Zealand Radio Awards...See ...
Getting Sexy In A Kmart - The Radio Highlights June 6
06 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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NUMBER ONE?! - The Daily Bespoke June 6
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Daily Bespoke, the fellas prepare for a big night at the New Zealand Radio & Podcast Awards, and Matt's book goes number 1?!See omnys...
You Will Be Okay If You Dont Win - The Daily Bespoke June 5
04 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Daily Bespoke, the fellas talk about the 43 Million Dollars that could be won tonight...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...
Taking A Bath With A Toaster - The Radio Highlights June 5
04 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Radio Highlights Podcast, Matty & Mash discuss the ongoing issues with Google A.I, and what are the Hauraki listeners taking from the...
The Life Of Dai - The Daily Bespoke June 4
03 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on The Daily Bespoke, we are joined by the one, the only, Dai Henwood, to discuss the release of his new book...See omnystudio.com/listener for ...
Cowbell Goes Hard - The Radio Highlights June 4
03 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Radio Highlights podcast, Jerry is away, so Matty and Mash look to find The Four Pillars Of Songs With Cowbell In Them, and Rupert Murdoc...
Live Podcast & Book Launch - The Matt & Jerry Show Live
03 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Enjoy this episode of The Matt & Jerry Show Live, alongside the launch of Matt Heath's book, A Life Less Punishing... See omnystudio.com/listener...
Not All Problems Can Be Solved - The Daily Bespoke May 31
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of The Daily Bespoke, the boys go deep, on deep issues... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A Very Special Annivisary - The Radio Highlights May 31
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Radio Highlights podcast, the fellas celebrate a special anniversary, and Jerry also goes deep on the biscuits we eat in New Zealand... ...
Wine Chat - The Daily Bespoke May 30
29 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Daily Bespoke, the fellas are joined by Tim Lightbourne from Invivo...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Is Rugby Penis? - The Radio Highlights May 30
29 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Radio Highlights, the boys discuss the merits of the New Zealand Rugby Union in Penis or Genius, plus we talk about marbles, what is a Du...
Some More Kieran Read - The Daily Bespoke May 29
28 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the Daily Bespoke today, the boys just chat a bit of code with the big man... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Morning After (With Kieran Read) - The Radio Highlights May 29
28 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This morning on the radio show, the boys come together to reflect, after a wild night...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What Drugs Is Mash On? - The Radio Highlights May 28
27 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Radio Highlights Podcast, Matt celebrates the launch of his book, and Mash does the show on drugs... See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...
A Life Less Punishing - The Daily Bespoke May 28
27 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's release day! Daddy's brand new book, A Life Less Punishing is out today, so the boys discuss it...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...
Matt Heath - Podcast Sluzza - The Daily Bespoke May 27
26 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
At the Daily Bespoke we generally aren't ones to "slut shame"... until today. Matt Heath is spraying his goodness all around town, and we need an expl...
The Wahs vs The Dillys? - The Radio Highlights May 27
26 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Radio Highlights Podcast the guys talk about the Baby Wahs victory over the Dolphins, or should that be the Dillys? And more to the poi...
Getting Married At First Sight - The Daily Bespoke May 24
23 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Daily Bespoke Podcast we are joined by a couple of experts from the new season of Married At First Sight NZ...See omnystudio.com/listener...
The Hauraki Shit Show - The Radio Highlights May 24
23 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Radio Highlights Podcast, the boys talk a whole bunch of shit, about a whole bunch of nothing...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...
Shelving Codral - The Radio Highlights May 23
22 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Radio Highlights podcast, We delve into the pros and cons of PSEUDOEPHEDRINE in "Penis or Genius." Additionally, Jerry causes a...
Rob Penney Had A Shitter - The Daily Bespoke May 23
22 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of The Daily Bespoke, the fellas take a look at the "situation" Rob Penney got himself into with a journalist last night... See omnys...
Laura Daniel - The Daily Bespoke May 22
21 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Daily Bespoke, the fellas are joined by a friend of the show, actress and comedian, Laura Daniel...See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...
A Ditty About Unny - The Radio Highlights May 22
21 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the Radio Show today, why jumping on the back of an Orca is a terrible idea, and we hear an upbeat new ditty about Kim Jong Un called Friendly Fath...
Can't Beat A Root - The Radio Highlights May 21
20 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the Radio Highlights Pod today, "The Four Pillars" of Going to the gym, and Root Vegetables: which ones are a crime against Food?See omnystudio.com...
Jerry Wears A Prophylactic - The Daily Bespoke May 21
20 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Daily Bespoke podcast, we see if Jerry completed his 7-sharp "challenge" that was issued to him on yesterday's episode...See omnystudio.c...
The B.S.A - The Daily Bespoke May 20
19 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On the Daily Bespoke podcast today, the boys take a look at a moment from the radio show today, and decide what to do next...See omnystudio.com/listen...
Getting Thruples Right - The Radio Highlights May 20
19 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the Radio Highlights podcast, Matt wants to start a cult, and ACC Head G Lane brings the show into disrepute...See omnystudio.com/listener f...