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The LOL Podcast

Harper Has a Crush On Kaido!

21 Mar 2026

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Chapter 1: What personal news does Harper share about her health?

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I'm getting my belly button pierced.

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1.742 - 3.937 Maverick

Oh, no, you don't. Don't do that. That's trashy.

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3.997 - 5.386 Unknown

You want to know who said it looked good?

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Why are you talking to him? Why do you care what he says? Oh, my gosh. Are you talking to him? Like, lightly texting.

16.481 - 22.547 Maverick

Oh, my gosh. No, you are not. Yes, I am. What do you mean by talking? Like, talking like he's a friend? Yeah.

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I have a crush on him. I don't know if he has a crush on me. No. No.

26.651 - 29.955 Maverick

One, you're crushing on blank, which I would love to say blank's name.

Chapter 2: What led Harper to develop a crush on Kato?

29.975 - 30.215 Maverick

Two.

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Fine, I have a crush on Kato. Oh, what?

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38.759 - 45.809 Maverick

All right, and we're back today, guys. Do you guys remember that one time when Maverick wanted to name the podcast Exclamation Point?

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45.829 - 48.132 Kate

Yes. Oh, my gosh. That's so bad.

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Chapter 3: How do the friends react to Harper's feelings for Kato?

48.152 - 64.276 Maverick

That was so annoying. Can you imagine? Explanation mark, world tour. Welcome back to Exclamation Point, the best pod. Or the point, too. Wait, what are we talking about? No, Maverick wanted to name the podcast Exclamation Point. And me and Kate were like, no, we have to name it LOL Podcast.

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64.296 - 65.998 Kenzie

I'm being so cold right now. What would the logo be?

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65.978 - 68.663 Maverick

Yeah, what would your logo be? Literally an exclamation point?

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68.823 - 69.644 Kenzie

That's what you said.

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70.366 - 73.712 Maverick

I did not say that. No, exclamation point was your idea.

Chapter 4: What humorous moments arise during the discussion of Harper's crush?

73.932 - 79.281 Kate

Are you kidding me? Listen, as the person who was sitting on the couch watching the arguments unfold, I remember everything.

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79.542 - 81.225 Kenzie

I don't think it's a bad idea.

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81.826 - 83.349 Maverick

Wait, tell us, Kate. Tell us what happened.

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83.369 - 86.329 Kate

It was rare. What was rare?

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86.369 - 86.589 Maverick

What?

86.609 - 106.767 Kate

So what happened? Are you rhyming? No, I was singing. OK. I was serenading you guys. You want me to sing for you? No, we don't. So what? Oh, we were just all sitting on the couch like, oh, we should start a podcast. It'd be so fun. And then we were like, what would we name our podcast? With our new co-host, Harper. We were like, well, yeah, what would we name the podcast? Somebody threw out LOL.

106.807 - 110.871 Kate

They're like, there's no way we can do that. That name's already taken. Mav goes, hear me out.

Chapter 5: How does Harper's health impact her participation in the podcast?

111.191 - 123.364 Kate

What about Explanation Mark? And he died on that hill. He thought it was just the best thing since sliced bread. He thought it was going to be monumental, huge for the program. I don't know who to believe here.

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123.484 - 130.012 Unknown

I really can't tell. If you're trolling me with him, that's crazy. If you actually believe that, that's even more insane.

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130.072 - 137.38 Kate

No, here's the thing. Either Cash did say it, and he forgot, and he rage baited Kate to think this, or you don't remember correctly, man.

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137.36 - 140.025 Maverick

Wait, you think I said to name the pot exclamation point?

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140.045 - 142.229 Kate

I think you could have easily said that.

142.489 - 155.113 Maverick

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Chapter 6: What are the reactions to the mention of a belly button piercing?

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227.017 - 239.607 Maverick

That's 20% off your first purchase with code LOL at liquidiv.com. I had a dream. That's a lie. I had a dream when I was seven. Seven turning eight. I swear.

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239.667 - 246.616 Kate

You can't say that because now I'm going to die now. Everything you say after that statement.

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I swear on Alex's life that I had a dream.

Chapter 7: What insights are shared about relationships and dating?

251.803 - 255.768 Kate

If you swore something that was a lie that you were actually going to die?

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256.008 - 257.31 Maverick

On Alex's life.

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257.29 - 280.918 Maverick

no i used to usually i i truly thought that i was like i swear mom and then later i'd be like break yeah the other podcast maverick fought tooth and nail i mean just down to the wire to name an exclamation point we were like nah that ain't good um let me tell my story though what's your story oh okay alex you got to do something nobody cares i believe mav now just because of his reaction like this

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It's insane.

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281.579 - 283.723 Kate

No, I actually do think, Mav, you're just remembering it wrong.

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I believe Mav because he usually freaks out when he's lying, but right now he's not freaking out.

288.312 - 290.996 Maverick

Dang, she said you're a terrible liar. Dang.

291.117 - 295.685 Kate

Well, when he cheats on the Oreo thing or whatever, he usually is lying.

295.805 - 303.463 Maverick

Yeah, if you're like, you cheated, he's like, I did not cheat. I did not. That's what he does when he lies. You want to know what the word on the street is?

Chapter 8: How does the episode conclude with reflections on friendships?

312.286 - 319.036 Kate

Did you all hear that? No, I didn't hear it. It sounds a little wheezy. You have like congestion in your chest. I hear like a coughing. You need an inhaler.

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319.096 - 323.822 Unknown

Thank you. Okay, can I tell you what has freaking happened to me over the past two months? Yeah.

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323.842 - 325.625 Maverick

Please. Two months? It's a long time.

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325.645 - 332.915 Unknown

Over the past two months, ever since I got back from you know where, I literally have not been okay. I have not been okay. I've been sick.

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333.576 - 334.457 Kate

Well, it's been cold.

334.598 - 348.139 Unknown

Everybody's pushing it off. It's anxiety. It's anxiety. No, it's not anxiety. What is it? Anxiety may be making it worse. I'm not going to lie. But listen, I have been sick. I have felt fatal or like faint. Fatal?

348.76 - 351.064 Kate

Lethal. Wait, you have felt faint?

351.084 - 355.212 Maverick

Faint. You're fainting? I feel... Oh no, Harper's going to faint again. Don't cut back to that clip.

355.292 - 356.955 Kate

I just have to stand up for a minute.

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