I Bought My Dream Car!
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We're actually in a neighborhood, I don't know if you know that or not, but this is where kids play. Why are you accelerating so hard? I don't really want to be in the car right now. Don't leave us here! Alright guys, Maverick really wants to show you guys his mullet photo. We were just talking about it. He's been looking for it for the past five minutes and he still can't find it.
Maybe he feels like he low-key looks sexy with a mullet.
Unfortunately good with a mullet. I know I have to get a haircut since Harper messed up my hair. We're trying to get him to cut it.
I kind of like it long.
The direction he's going is mullety.
It's fine if he didn't have to film. Harper, you want to see me with short hair first? He never wants to take his hat off.
Wait, let me see.
Let me see. Let me see.
Oh, that's short hair. That's crazy. Yeah. He like, I saved it. I'm going to relax. Hey, calm down, buddy. Relax. Calm down. Look at it.
You're supposed to start the timer. I did start the timer. Bro, I did start the timer. We had to restart the episode.
He's hyper-focused on one thing and he can't know anything else around him. Just like today. I love my mullet. Look, I will start the timer. Boom. But maybe you should put it up. Since I have to do Maverick's job for him.
Put it up on the time a little bit.
Everybody just relax, please. No, this is just going to be one of those days that we all get mad at each other. I can just feel it in my toes.
Tonight's music sings so loud. I wish that I could lose this crap.
No, stop singing. I always tell you guys this. No one's singing. I think people enjoy listening back to the episodes.
That's a lot coming from you, big boy.
What? Big boy. I listen back to the episodes and it's just random singing and I'm just like...
What the? He was in the shower this morning. You know that song that's like, well, I didn't have money for a Broadway show. But the thing is, you know that song? Really?
Cody Johnson? Really?
No, no, no. He wasn't singing that, though. He's singing that melody with completely different lyrics. He's making up his song. Well, baby, I just can't get you off my mind. And I really would rather just die. And like, what?
She's in the shower saying that? First of all, those are not the lyrics at all. What Kate is trying to say is I was singing different words to the song, whatever song she says I was singing. Can y'all do that? I was singing the melody of that song, but making up my own words. And it made her mad, man. Let me tell you.
Wait, what do you mean, can you do that?
I'm taking a shower. She walks in the bathroom. She goes, why are you doing that? I'm like... What? She's like, those aren't the words. I was like, okay, I'm just vibing in the shower. I'm not kidding. Five minutes before this podcast, I'm in my room just changing shirts and I'm just singing and Kenzie walks in and she goes, why are you screaming? Why are you screaming right now?
Alex thought you were screaming too.
I was not screaming for Kate. When Kate is in like a nagging mood, I go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
When she walks in the shower, she's like, I just look at her and I'm like, I went, I kept my mouth shut for, I'm not even joking, 15 minutes. And the thing is, is he kept repeating the same line over and over and over and over.
I bet Cash, you were that little boy in the shower growing up who sang like all the ingredients on the shampoo bottle.
I was that little boy in the shower that put a towel or his foot over the drain hole, poured a bunch of soap down there and let it fill up and then you could play in it. And I still do that to this day. I did it last week.
You put your foot over the drain hole and you didn't have a stopper?
No, you put a foot over it and you watch the shower fill up until it's about to overflow and then you let it all go.
That is a big waste of water.
You watch it make a whirlpool.
Why is Maverick's mullet a topic?
Wait, I'm sorry.
Y'all don't do that?
I had a bathtub. I'm sorry. What? I'm sorry.
Are you guys?
Okay. See, I know that's normal to you guys because you grew up with that.
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