The Tim Dillon Show

375 - Dead-Eyed Monsters

30 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim examines a story of affluent teenagers terrorizing an Arizona suburb, fighting over Christmas gifts, a totalitarian tourist destination, Southwest...

374 - A Christmas K-Hole

23 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim dives into a reporter’s bad trip, pointing at the void, a potential studio merger, dodging debt together and the ultimate team builder. America...

373 - The Sugar Algorithm

09 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim examines Hunter Biden’s expenses, a new McDonald’s concept restaurant, parents’ involvement in their kid’s lives and the bound of irony. ...

372 - Bastard Radio

02 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim reunites with comedians Luis J. Gomez & Nick Mullen to talk about islands, Nick’s hispanic draw, female fans, diversity, walking it off and ...

Bonus Episode: Abby Martin

01 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim talks with journalist Abby Martin about the conflict in Gaza, who was there first, inequality of cultures, Putin and the shortcomings of fundament...

371 - The Chinese D'Amelios

25 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim talks about social media sideshows, how to behave with your family, an ideal dead-end job, wealthy people on DMT and the true meaning of life. Am...

370 - A Loud Shape

18 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim examines an airport service that's mailing it in, Trump's real estate exaggerations, boomers living in the metaverse and how rappers can beat the ...

369 - Through The Gate

11 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim goes off on the SAG strike ending, what the real ‘artificial intelligence’ is, Palestinians fleeing Gaza and how sometimes there’s only one ...

368 - A Case For Israel with Noa Tishby

04 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim sits down with actress, writer, producer & activist Noa Tishby on Israel and the conflict in the Gaza Strip. Recorded October 28, 2023. Ameri...

367 - The War At Home

28 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim talks about the Israel-Hamas war, being on 'Instagram timeout', call centers and why Americans will skirt the draft. American Royalty Tour - Fina...

366 - Knuckleheads & Dodo Birds

22 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim talks with comedians Mike Cannon & Mike Feeney about breaking rules, the Middle East, faking a heart attack, brand loyalty and  how the Ameri...

365 - Degree Of Difficulty

14 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim wades into the Israel-Hamas War, college students showing their true selves, celebrities walking back support, ‘the best you can do’ and how p...

364 - A Time Gone By with H. Foley & Kevin Ryan

07 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim talks with comedians H. Foley & Kevin Ryan from 'Are You Garbage' about which holiday is the classiest, aunts with dip, starting a pretzel fra...

363 - The Return Of Shame with Dan Soder

30 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim sits down with comedian Dan Soder about experiences in the back of a Colorado theater, acting, dating models and what comes after a naked dating s...

362 - K5 & Digidog

25 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim examines the migrant crisis in New York City, the newest additions to the police force and a spate of tragedies at an elite Los Angeles private sc...

361 - The Vast Majority

16 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim talks about the Sackler's ostracized from high society, selling his dead mother's art, Biden's speech and a Colorado Congresswoman who belongs at ...

360 - Bobby & Cheryl

09 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim sits down with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and actress Cheryl Hines about his presidential candidacy, the genesis of the Ukraine Russia war, national pa...

359 - A Victimless Crime with Yannis Pappas

02 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim catches up with comedian Yannis Pappas about the Obama’s, the writer’s strike, grand theft flash mobs and Tim’s favorite catholic TV station...

358 - Prigozhin Eras Tour

27 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim examines the rise and fall of Yevgeny Prigozhin, Taylor Swift, houses getting smaller and why giving boomers immortality is ill-advised. American...

357 - Suburban Villain

16 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim talks about Obama’s dreams, young Hollywood being too grateful, a mushroom poisoning down under and how ice cream can be a tragedy. American Ro...

356 - The Great Shark Debate

10 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim goes head to head with Eli Roth on sharks, the director’s passion for the finned creatures and why the 'Tim Dillon-ization' of Hollywood may hap...

355 - Free Lizzo

02 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim dives into the Obama chef accident, Reese’s taking it too far, offers Lizzo advice and has good news for the family of the accused Gilgo beach k...

354 - I'm On Strike

18 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim dissects Disney’s latest shortcomings, the SAG-AFTRA strike, Hunter Biden’s White House antics, a pole dancing convention leaving Florida and ...

353 - Hot & Dumb

10 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim recounts the 20-year high school reunion he hosted over the weekend, celebrates those who are hot & dumb with Annie Lederman and breaks down w...

352 - Summer Rerun Special

02 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim talks about the death of decorum, Texas drag brunches and being gay at Crack Barrel in this best of Patreon aggregate while the show is on YouTube...

351 - Enjoy The Can

24 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim takes on the Titanic submarine tragedy, sharks getting the white glove treatment and why the new Oscar rules will lead stories astray. Pre-Order ...

350 - How To Help

18 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim discusses visiting crumbling American cities for fun, Ubering to the writer’s strike and  why the New York Times is writing about Ukrainian sol...

349 - The Price Of Fame

04 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim discusses a ghastly thing Taylor Swift fans are doing, the graduation party Louisiana students will never forget, Joe Biden’s penchant for falli...

348 - Tom Segura & Christina P.

28 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim visits Tom Segura & Christina Pazsitzky at YMH Studios in Austin. The three discuss trans issues, why Tim was allowed to smoke growing up and ...

347 - They Come & Go

21 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim wades into whether Meghan Markle cooked up a paparazzi chase, shares why dogs should be barred from restaurants and where Bud Light’s advertisin...

346 - Nugget Branding

14 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim explains why everyone deserves what’s left of the American dream, analyzes a fast food lawsuit and hopes to befriend Twitter’s new CEO. Live ...

345 - The Negotiator

07 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim examines the writers strike from both sides, a struggling Bay Area grocery store, a new influencer in the Navy and why you should go to Yard House...

344 - The New Braveheart

29 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim weighs in on a grisly story out for Florida, recaps Coachella despite not attending and opens up about why he wants the best fake privates money c...

343 - Small Talk with Colin Quinn

23 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim speaks will Colin Quinn about the most original voice in comedy, a culture of rats and how the two will get a movie made together. Live Shows: ht...

342 - Call OJ Daddy with Stavros Halkias

16 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim talks with Stavros Halkias about OJ Simpson’s case as the greatest American story, the plight of young actors and the food network. Live Shows:...

341 - An American Royal with Bert Kreischer

09 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim sits down with Bert Kreischer about monetizing dreams, how the Ukraine war almost stopped 'The Machine' from being released and why Bert is basica...

340 - The Art Of Happiness

03 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim is skeptical about Finland being the happiest country on earth given their artistic contributions. He tries to get tickets to Hunter Biden’s lat...

339 - Baby's Gotta Go

25 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim opens up about an odd exchange at an LA comedy club, the dirty laundry at the Gwyneth Paltrow ski trial and why the TikTok congressional hearings ...

338 - Please Behave

18 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim shares his thoughts on the historic bank collapse, speaks with a Silicon Valley Bank staffer before his exile to the midwest and explains why Mari...

337 - Springtime in Texas

10 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim sits down with a pillar of the Austin community.  Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are d...

336 - The Tim Dillon Show

03 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim mourns the end of Lori Lightfoot's reign over Chicago, he praises McDonald's latest celebrity meal all the while a new LAPD proposal has him eyein...

335 - The Tim Dillon Show

23 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode Tim rants about President Biden's visit to Ukraine and shares some of his thoughts on how the war could end. He also talks about the P...

Patreon Bonus #186

12 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Since Tim is out of the office with Covid we put out this weeks Patreon, which incidentally, was one of his best rants of the last 7 years. Bonus epi...

334 - The Tim Dillon Show

05 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim shares his thoughts on Armie Hammer’s  first interview post scandal, the Chinese spy ballon, a possessed Pennsylvania girl who abdicated the th...

333 - Mike Recine

29 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode Tim sits down with good friend and comedian, Mike Recine. The two watch and react to bizarre TLC shows. One show, (Im Shauna Rae), a T...

332 - Dad Shot Someone

22 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim explains a recent tipping experience with a local Starbucks worker, Tim also rants on Putin’s new war winning strategy to send drug addicts to f...

331 - Flood The Rich

15 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode Tim reacts and rants to Ellen DeGeneres's statement made responding to the California flooding. Tim also goes over the rapidly growing...

330 - The Joe Rogan Experience

08 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim Dillon sits down with Joe Rogan in the JRE studio in Austin, TX. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See...

328 - The Christmas Episode

25 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

- In this special holiday episode Tim talks about the massive winter weather front sweeping the nation. With Christmas being only a day away Tim also ...

327 - FREE SBF

18 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

- In this episode Tim rants about Sam Bankman-Fried and his alleged girlfriend in follow up to the new trial presenting SBF and FTX. Tim is more shock...

326 - Love and Lizards

11 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

- In this episode Tim rants about Prince Harry and his wife Meghan Markle and their new Netflix Series, Taylor Swift's new upcoming movie, and Karen B...

325 - Christmas in Nantucket

04 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

- In this episode Tim rants about Hunter Biden's laptop scandal and the information being made public on Twitter, Joe Biden's holiday vacation in Nant...

324 - Gary Vaynerchuk

20 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

- Tim Dillon sits down with Gary Vaynerchuk aka (Gary Vee) to talk about topics such as FTX, a possible rebrand for Poland, how the Weinstein Company...

323 - Ari Shaffir

14 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

- Tim Dillon is joined in Gas Digital Studios for the last guest episode for the year. Sitting down with Tim we have comedian Ari Shaffir to discuss, ...

322 - Bobby Kelly

06 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bobby Kelly | The Tim Dillon Show #322 - Tim Dillon is joined in-studio by Bobby Kelly to discuss comedy, real estate, food addiction, LA hookers, &am...

321 - Bill Burr

30 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bill Burr | The Tim Dillon Show #321 - Tim Dillon is joined in-studio by the legendary comedian Bill Burr to discuss sports, politics, religion, life,...

320 - Dahmer (ft. Yannis Pappas)

23 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Dahmer | The Tim Dillon Show #320 (ft. Yannis Pappas) - Tim Dillon & Yannis Pappas discuss the fetishization of Jeffrey Dahmer, monetization of V...

319 - Donbas

16 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Donbas | The Tim Dillon Show #319 Tim breaks down the biggest stories of the week: impending nuclear doom thanks to Russia/Ukraine, new suicide laws i...

318 - Bros (ft. Greg Stone)

09 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bros | The Tim Dillon Show #318 (ft. Greg Stone) Tim Dillon is joined by an old friend, Greg Stone, to discuss life, the new movie "Bros," whether Je...

317 - Louis CK

02 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim Dillon is joined by Louis CK to discuss life, comedy, the metaverse, fake tits, & much more. Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ (Reme...

316 - The Off Season

18 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim Dillon imagines another world where "junk food" (donuts, tacos, sweets) is not a bad thing, the terrible tragedy, and crime, Ron DeSantis committe...

315 - Gutsy

11 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim Dillon talks about Hillary Clinton's new tv show on Apple TV, the right wing festivals going on in the woods, the only people he still has respect...

314 - White Marble with Paul Virzi

04 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim Dillon and Paul Virzi talk parents having meltdowns at their kid's sporting events, how Paul spends money like an Italian and justifies it to his ...

313 - The Choker

28 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim Dillon breaks down the Ezra Miller crime saga and his return to Warner Brothers, the two types of movies they're allowed to make now, what you hav...

312 - Private Prison Penthouse

22 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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311 - Ladies Who Lunch w/ Chelcie Lynn and Libbie Higgins

14 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Chelcie Lynn and Libbie Higgins come on the show to explain growing up in a trailer park, how they pull off their stunts, the average meal for them on...

310 - The Acid Story with Curtis Yarvin

07 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim has on Curtis Yarvin (aka Mencius Moldbug, executive producer of the film "Alex's War", Gray Mirror on Substack) is a software engineer, internet ...

309 - The Life Coach

31 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim goes wild during an ad read, explains why Americans are moving to Mexico in droves, an educational active shooter video, and Zelensky's Vogue cove...

308 - Tim's Big Audition with Chris Distefano

24 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim auditions for the role on Netflix he always wanted, Buzz Lightyear going woke, Fire Island, the fate of Ghislaine, and Ben and his wife going to E...

307 - Andrew Schulz

17 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim Dillon has on Andrew Schulz to discuss One China, taking risks, Andrew running for president, why Tim should stop worrying about an economic colla...

306 - Breaking Point

10 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim discusses Shawn Mendes recent struggles with mental health, reaching the mountain top in a career, a bizarre ceremony in the Swiss Alps, and Gover...

305 - Summer In America

03 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim talks about his favorite summer memories, the lifeguard shortage, tips for beating the heat, and the offensive "pro gay" corporations like Postmat...

304 - What America Means To Me

26 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim Dillon explains to his audience what it means to live in America the beautiful, has two reactions to the shocking overturning of Roe v Wade, discu...

303 - Meeting In The Woods

19 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim Dillon lets you know that even though we are entering one of the worst economic recessions everything is going to be okay, and why he's comforted ...

302 - Put Them In A Big Pot

12 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim finally gets a personal trainer and is reinventing himself, is torn on solutions to help the homeless, imagines what Rick Caruso will do for the P...

301 - Everyone Makes Mistakes

05 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim talks about the last American love story, the Kardashian empire, the greatest piece of satire in the last decade, and Greg Norman siding with the ...

300 - A Unique Experience with Yannis Pappas

29 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim Dillon has on comedian Yannis Pappas to discuss a growing epidemic in the United States and how to stop it once and for all. Watch the new Yannis ...

Tim Dillon vs The New York Post

25 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim has on his lawyer Ray Kump to break down the unforgivable libel by The New York Post in this emergency broadcast. Follow attorney Ray Kump: https:...

299 - Family Recipe

22 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim Dillon breaks down how to cook for your family on a budget, South African band "Die Antwoord" and their horrifying string of scandals, and how to ...

298 - Puerto Rican Papi

15 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim sits down with Luis Gomez to discuss family vacation destinations on a budget, the Gringo Papi, the collapse of the LA podcast scene, and why Tim ...

297 - The Lodge From Hell

08 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Live from the Daintree Rainforest, Tim and Sam Tallent and Ben have had a horrible stay at a remote resort, weigh in on Bobby Lee vs Brendan Schaub, a...

296 - Selling Moresby

02 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim and Ben are taking a remote, potentially dangerous, Australian vacation with Sam Tallent to the oldest rain forest in the world, Ben has some majo...

295 - A Serene Retreat

24 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sam Tallent drives Ben and Tim through the Hill Country of Texas as Tim laments on owning a home here, what he just exactly plans to do with it, and t...

294 - One Hyde Park

10 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Live from London, Tim develops an affinity for the new neighbors at One Hyde Park, tries to make sense of Hunter Biden's supposed "laptop from hell", ...

293 - Fat Activism with Jessica Kirson

03 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim is joined by the incredibly funny Jessica Kirson (Bill Burr presents Stand Up Special, JRE) to talk about being assaulted in the metaverse, a muck...

292 - Do It Quietly

27 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim Dillon explains the Azov Battalion's star power, Ben getting thrown up on in economy, billionaire Rick Caruso running for LA mayor, and LGTBQ empl...

291 - Dear Vladimir

13 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim pens a letter to his friend Mr. Vladimir Putin in a time of need, discusses a teacher fired for reading a book about butts, questions the motives ...

290 - Let's Take A Beat

06 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim finds a solution to the Russian and Ukrainian war and saves the Summer America desperately needs, and discusses why the most expensive house in Lo...

289 - Live From Ukraine

27 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim discusses the ongoing war on Ukraine, a Long Island woman wreaking havoc at open houses, and manages to get hold of a Ukrainian comedian (Vladysla...

288 - The Real Housewives of Cotino

20 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim talks about the new dismal communities Disney is developing, why you will rent from Blackstone forever, the tragedy in the Hamptons and Prince And...

287 - Drug Recognition Expert

14 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim gets pulled over by a Beverly Hills Police officer, recaps the Super Bowl Party he attended and weighs in on the Russian and Ukraine war. Bonus ...

286 - Tim Moves To Spotify

06 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim is moving exclusively to Spotify. He talks Rogan, his interview with the legendary Alec Baldwin, and a questionable SUNY professor put on leave. B...

285 - Tim Dillon VS Substack

29 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Yannis Pappas joins us this week to discuss Jordan Peterson's recent appearance on Rogan, an interesting dinner with the founders of Substack, and wha...

284 - Prozac Play-Doh

18 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

New studio reveal! This week Tim discusses the LAPD chasing Pokemon, one Australian who actually wants to work, Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot shutting ...

283 - Joe Rogan

11 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim Dillon sits down with Joe Rogan in the JRE studio in Austin, TX. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Ti...

282 - Lex Fridman

04 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tim has on Lex Fridman in Austin, TX to discuss why Ghislaine and Jeffrey were in love, Robert Maxwell's ties to intelligence, Elon Musk's sense of hu...

281 - Hewlett Harbor Holiday

28 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Live from Austin, Texas this week, Tim discusses a Long Island family execution on Christmas morning, Adam McKay's new Netflix film "Don't Look Up", t...

280 - Nervous Neurotic Animal

15 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Tim Dillon (Miami native) was disgusted by the TwentySomethings Netflix show, talks about potentially working for the Minecraft zoomers (shoutout to D...

279 - Flashmob Omicron Morning Star Bear

30 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Tim discusses the flash mobs at Louis Vuitton and Nordstroms, a woman self named "Morning Star Bear", and why Austin, Texas may be the most expensive ...

278 - A Thanksgiving Tale

29 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Tim Dillon, driving through the hills of Texas, shares some Thanksgiving wisdom to navigate your wonderful family this holiday season, and breaks down...