The Tim Dillon Show
Episodes
277 - The New American Dream
16 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Live from New York, Tim recaps a feud he had with a cast member at Saturday Night Live, discusses the rising popularity of the "anti-work" movement, a...
276 - The Squish
09 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Go fund me link for Nick: https://gofund.me/ceca307e Tim and Ray Kump discuss the University of Austin, the wonderful value of a college degree, and t...
275 - Cool Mom!
31 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tim Dillon discusses a cool party mother who loved her family maybe too much, what Mr. Zuckerberg has planned in the exciting virtual reality Metavers...
274 - Tourettes Gang
24 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows ▬▬...
273 - Snap, Kapital, Pop
17 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tim covers it all this week from the Kellogg cereal strike, to a cell of serial killers across the United States. He also goes into Seattle banning ha...
272 - Night of The Beating
10 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tim rips into the billionaires exposed in the Pandora Papers, how Katie Porter can change the world, Fauci's new documentary, and brings on a new spon...
271 - The Many Taints of Newark
03 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tim finally reveals he was up for a part in The Many Saints of Newark, rehashes a twitter beef he had this week, tries to wrap his head around a new s...
270 - Havana Syndrome
26 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tim is stalked by a woman in New York City, and gets the very mysterious and definitely real "Havana Syndrome" while staying at the same hotel as Harr...
269 - The Activist
19 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tim goes into Meghan and Harry's Netflix adventures, a new show on CBS called "The Activist" (yes, it's real), talks about the first time he met Norm ...
268 - Hokey Pokey Horror
12 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Tim talks the new federal vaccine mandate, how feel good pieces in America have now become a horror, dives into the HermanCainAward subreddi...
267 - The D'Amelio Variant
05 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Live from sunny Los Angeles, California, in the temporary studio, Tim breaks some tragic news, gives the D'Amelio family advice to make their tv show ...
266 - Lightfoot Strikes Twice
29 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tim discovers a scathing Yelp review from Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot, talks about a moment when you will accept your own death, Spike Lee re-editing...
265 - Austin Taliban
22 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Tim explains why we should've never invaded, the next step for Afghan charities, why the Spirit of Q Is Alive In Palm Beach, Larry David and...
264 - Time Is A Fat Circle
15 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Joining us for the hour is the incredibly funny Raymond Kump from the podcast "Kump", to discuss pulling out of Kabul, what comes after the apocalypse...
263 - Family Business
10 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tim makes a huge announcement to start the show, explains why he's backing out of a deal with a family business, talks all the new celebrities moving ...
262 - We're Back
01 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We're back! Live from Los Angeles, Tim weighs in on Simone Biles, the makings of a great athlete, and an uplifting story between a father and son at P...
261 - Please, Die Alone
18 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Joining us from New York City is the comedian Tim began comedy with, Kunal C. Arora, to discuss their early beginnings in Long Island, Call Her Daddy ...
260 - Prison Pen Pal
11 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Live from a basement in the woods, Tim discusses an interesting double manslaughter case in Florida, straight celebrities taking advantage of the gay ...
259 - Independence Day with Glenn Greenwald
04 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tim has on Glenn Greenwald for an Independence Day special. Watch the fireworks fly as they discuss Julian Assange, JFK, 9/11, Trump resisting the CIA...
258 - Fat Recluse
27 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tim recaps a spider bite that got lawyers involved, beloved TV anchor Christopher Sign, Meryl Streep's future televised brawl, and interviews the lege...
257 - Bomb Energy
20 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tim calls his father after not speaking for awhile to wish him a Happy Father's Day, talks The Book of Mormon's woke corrections, Hunter Biden's new l...
256 - The Announcement
13 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tim makes a huge announcement, implicates Ben's wife and berates him, talks big momma's in the city, and interviews writer Bari Weiss. Follow Bari: ...
255 - Bitcoin Winklevoss Jake Paul
06 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Bitcoin Conference in Miami, it's Jake Paul and The Winklevoss twins. They handle a few hecklers, talk Jake's career as a professional b...
254 - Apocalypse Olympics with Abby Martin
30 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tim Dillon discusses the Tokyo Olympics, uplifting alternatives for failed Olympic athletes, and the Friends reunion/cancellation. Tim also has on the...
253 - Jenner's Joyride
23 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In another family friendly classic, Tim discusses Caitlyn Jenner's run for Governor of California, Bitcoin's big tumble, The Menace Lori Lightfoot's o...
252 - The Summer of No Opinions
16 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tim explains how to make it though this beautiful summer happy and healthy, shows appreciation for Courtney Stodden as she goes up against Chrissy Tei...
251 - Dirty Little Animals
09 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tim is in a Miami hotel recording remotely with the great Ray Kump. They talk the monsters that populate clubhouse, the fallacies of crypto and dogeco...
250 - The New Shepard
02 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tim talks Bezos new spaceship plans, ol' Billy Boy's coveted secret recipe, a fat-activist receiving death threats after losing weight, and Tim's idea...
249 - Jordan Peterson
25 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan Peterson joins us to discuss his recovery from addiction, his rise to fame, psychoanalyzes Tim and the false claims against him by the media. ...
248 - My Garbage Life
18 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In an all time family friendly classic Tim Dillon episode, Tim talks why it's dangerous to get in the way of someone who wants to do nothing with thei...
247 - Scream At The Sky (ft. Yannis Pappas)
11 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tim Dillon has on Yannis Pappas, in what was meant to be a bonus episode, but was so good we wanted to release to the public instead! They talk the Ca...
246 - I Love The CIA (with Whitney Webb)
04 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Two part episode! Tim is invited over to a big tech company guy's house in Austin, Texas, plans a performance at a bitcoin conference in Miami, and ha...
245 - It's Saturday Night!
29 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Tim discusses someone getting fired from their writing job after calling out Shane Gillis, a cringe worthy sketch on SNL, Lil Nas X new sata...
244 - Dobrik's Death Count
21 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Two part episode! Tim Dillon is in the studio once again to discuss David Dobrik's dance with the devil, a realtor with a brain injury, and people who...
243 - Best Of Patreon Vol. 2
14 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Once a year, Ben picks some of his personal favorite moments from the Patreon vault and unlocks them for you, the listener. There were many contenders...
242 - You're Money Now
07 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
From Royersford, Pennsylvania, this week Tim dives deep into Lindsay Lohan's NFT's (Non-Fungible Tokens), Mr. Cuomo meatball himself, society burrowin...
241 - Live From Cleveland
28 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This show is dedicated to the great Bud Muenster. Live from Cleveland, Tim digs a bit deeper into the Woody Allen case, attempts to do his ad reads li...
240 - Kendall v. Woody
21 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Live, late night, from a hotel in Boston, Tim discusses the new Woody Allen documentary coming out, getting Joe Rogan on Clubhouse, and Kendall Jenner...
239 - Anna Khachiyan
14 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Anna Khachiyan from the Red Scare podcast joins Tim this week to discuss the first Jewish female president, Jordan Peterson being unfairly maligned, s...
238 - Keep Your Mouth Shut
07 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Live from hill country, Tim broadcasts outdoors to break down a shocking video Ben showed him from Plains Township, Pennsylvania, journalists ratting ...
237 - Buy The Dip
31 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Tim talks Wall Street vs Retail Investors, where he is moving next, a new app with tech overlords called Clubhouse, and why Tim will hold th...
236 - I Love My Family
24 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On Timothy's birthday, he only wishes to express his deep love for a family member, why he almost bought a tarantula, and the reason dog shelters are ...
235 - Covid Kai
17 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Tim talks the cult obsession over Tesla and Elon Musk, nearly getting sucked into a New York apartment scam, and goes off on people who can'...
234 - Stop Ratting
10 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tim returns from Vegas this week to discuss the Capitol Hill siege, why lesbians are incredible at their job, what comedians should do now if they can...
233 - Airbnb War
03 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Tim is at war with an Airbnb host, questions the pig head found on Nancy's doorstep, explains why the police couldn't stop the Christmas Bom...
232 - Andrew Schulz
27 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tim talks visiting his family in NY for the holidays, an insane request from his cousin, and why it's difficult to do charity work with Ben in Beverly...
231 - Giuliani And The River of Gold
20 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Brooklyn, its Tim and Ray Kump. They talk about NYC taking a turn for the worst, a conversation Tim overheard at lunch from a former New Yor...
230 - The Pit
13 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Special bonus episode release! This was recorded Nov 16th for the patreon listeners and we are making it public to you. Tim talks Harry Styles on the ...
229 - Blankets and Bug Chasers
06 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tim discusses the Comedy Store documentary on Showtime, the decor of Whitney Cummings party, bug-chasers and Ben's dark mind, the Candace Owen's backl...
228 - Candace Owens
29 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are joined by New York Times best selling author, commentator, political activist, and soon to be mother, Candace Owens. You can follow h...
227 - Sober Up
22 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
After a series of unfortunate events in the desert, Tim and Ben are forced to record outside in the dark. Tim relives his days at Nassau Community Col...
226 - Whitney Webb #3
15 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tim rants up top about meeting the cast of Cheer at Whitney Cummings house, the party he's planning potentially getting shut down, and an old dance in...
225 - Friendsgiving
08 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded Friday night, Tim describes the perfect celebrity cast for the Friendsgiving he's planning, the end of a Trump era (and what's to come), and ...
224 - American Chainsaw Massacre
01 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Halloween! Tim talks this week about his latest JRE appearance, how to practice Halloween safely, why he can't enjoy horror movies anymore, and ...
223 - Lil Xan
25 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Lil Xan talks his new sober life, remembering Mac Miller and XXXTentacion, his go to order at Del Taco, dropping out of high school freshman year, and...
222 - Running Out The Clock
18 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tim explains why many of you are wasting your life, and how you should be more effectively doing so. He talks his family's Thanksgiving traditions, ho...
221: 221 - Epstein's Favorite Podcast
11 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tim explains why Arizona is the worst state in the country, Yelp's new social justice initiative, who Jeffrey Epstein's favorite comedians were, docum...
220: 220 - Hail Mary
04 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Live from Nashville, Tim talks the AI Parkland video, explains why his opener got angry at him, why he might have to leave LA, and receives the news l...
219: 219 - The Gates Of Hell
27 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Released by popular demand, this week Tim talks about what people really think about you if they constantly tell you to go vote, a journalist that tri...
218: 218 - Fake Business
20 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tim teaches you this week how to start a fake business, being back on Keto, the downsides of living in California, and a Satanic AirBnB. Bonus Episode...
217: 217 - Cuties
13 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week Duncan the Bulldog absolutely trashes the studio and shows no respect for 9/11, Tim talks the Netflix show Cuties, his interactions with inf...
216: 216 - A Good Deal
06 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tim goes off this week on people that love the outdoors, the child he'd like to raise, the wealthy's perspective on the ongoing culture war, and Tim s...
215: 215 - Petty Little Pig
30 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Live from a backyard in Montauk, Tim rants and raves as the wildlife and an annoying hedge fund neighbor cause problems. Tim talks the Rittenhouse sit...
214: 214 - Meatball's Mayhem
23 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
im discusses the conspiracy around Governor Meatball shutting down his comedy shows mere hours before performing, how old friends turn into strangers,...
213: 213 - Who's Gonna Put You In Jail
16 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tim lets you know that you're all going to jail, some films he was in as a child he's trying to track down, spins a tale of a horrific hotel experienc...
212: 212 - Barnyard Creature
09 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tim discusses a false accusation against him this week, the FBI raid on Jake Paul's home, why teachers should be defunded, and offers relationship adv...
211: 211 - Snubbed
02 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We play for you the sketches TBS refused to put on The Tournament of Laughs, talk the ongoing Ellen fiasco, and Tim expresses his deep respect for God...
210: 210 - I Am The Most Successful Podcaster In Los Angeles
26 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
From an undisclosed location Tim reveals that he is now the number one podcaster in LA, congratulates the Sandmann on his victory, describes what kind...
209: 209 - Don't Curse Me
19 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tim talks this week about comedy legend Chrissy Teigen, the new show about lovely ladies he's obsessed with, Twitter accusations against him, and why ...
208: 208 - Let's Have A Party
12 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tim talks a big party he's going to throw, why he loves AOC so much, a yummy baked beans controversy, and why a corporate steakhouse is in trouble. Bo...
207: 207 - Whitney Webb Returns
05 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Journalist Whitney Webb returns to discuss the arrest of Ghislaine Maxwell, her and her families ties to the brave heroes of the intelligence communit...
206: 206 - Turn Yourselves In
28 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tim talks about the lovely people at Netflix's Big Mouth, how to look fabulous using Jeffree Star's makeup tutorials, and why Family Guy is finally mo...
205: 205 - Well, LA Was Fun
21 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tim discusses his favorite comedian from the hit Netflix show You, talks his love for JP Morgan and their new interest in equality, and offers his tak...
204: 204 - Katie Herzog
14 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tim has on Seattle-based journalist Katie Herzog to discuss CHAZ, her exile from the gay community, Furries, and many other things that if I typed the...
203: 203 - Long Island Strong
07 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tim discusses the ongoing protests and Long Island's response, the type of vest we need to put on, what's in Nancy Pelosi's freezer, and the fun times...
202: 202 - Puppies Rainbows Candy Lamborghinis
31 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tim discusses the wonderful men that grow up to be police officers, the Stunning Estate documentary on Netflix, shopping at Target, and the iconic sho...
201: 201 - A Sense Of Time (ft. Ray Kump)
24 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tim talks memorial day weekend, big boy cab dispatchers, the type of fame he deserves, and finally proves that Raymond Kump is in fact alive and well....
200: 200 - Knife Fights In Malibu
17 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The 200th episode of The Tim Dillon Show. Tim talks Billy Boy blocking out the sun, dining restrictions in Long Island, and the celebrities on cameo a...
199: 199 - Monkey Sex Traffickers
10 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Live from a stunning estate in Beverly Hills, Tim contemplates whether health is real, gives his take on Plandemic, monkeys trained as traffickers, an...
198: 198 - I'm A Hero
03 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tim has a confrontation with a cop, goes in on celebrity quarantine shows, and gives the real graduation speech everyone now deserves. Bonus Episodes ...
197: 197 - Essential Episode
26 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This is the essential episode for the essential worker. Tim discusses what kind of women listen to the show, lean cuisine meals, and David Dobrik. Bon...
196: 196 - Whitney Webb
19 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tim has on journalist Whitney Webb to discuss Epstein, Bill Gates, China, and America becoming a surveillance state. With permission from Maria Farmer...
195: 195 - Take Me To The Moon
12 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tim remembers the ultimate drink that would just take him to the moon... He talks Bill Gates, Chris Cuomo, and the whole gang. It's a conservative sho...
194: 194 - We're Going Home
05 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tim Dillon with the full hour to breakdown what an "artist's" life will become, insane zoom office calls, what he will do at JFL this year, and why we...
193: 193 - Fun Easter Foods
29 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tim describes a perfect Easter lunch on this warm, uplifting episode of The Tim Dillon Show. Enjoy your Sunday! Bonus Episodes every week: https://www...
192: 192 - Coronavirus The Musical
22 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tim predicts all there is to come and offers a fresh perspective on the end of the world. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdil...
191: 191 - Corona Cast
15 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We will brave the storm and continue to broadcast from the darkness. This episode, Tim prepares us for what's coming... Live from the End of The World...
190: 190 - I Am Luxury
08 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Hotel Tonight, please sponsor the program. Tim explains how to treat the working class, talks the Corona Virus and even free style raps once again. It...
189: 189 - Welcome To The Show, Hillary
01 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tim talks Corona Virus, getting even with a friend, and Miss Hillary's new podcast. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonsho...
188: 188 - Best of Patreon Vol. 1
23 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Live Dates: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store...
187: 187 - Waffle Sundaes and Puppet Shows
16 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In a two part episode, Tim rants in the new studio about Joaquin Phoenix and the Academy Awards, his thriving jewel business, and what the American pe...
186: 186 - Blagojevich
09 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tim breaks down the Iowa caucus "conspiracies", remembers a woman who made a great impression on him at a young age, and how to find inspiration in cr...
185: 185 - Stunning Estate
02 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tim addresses the Ari Shaffir controversy, talks his latest addiction to Million Dollar Listing, and tries to get Swingers ordered to the studio. For ...
184: 184 - Skid Ray
26 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The great Raymond Kump makes it out for a tour of Los Angeles. They talk about when men were men, Rogan endorsing Bernie, Ray filming celebrities at a...
183: 183 - Tim Does The Tonight Show
19 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tim recaps his experience at Infowars in Austin, TX. For weekly Bonus Episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Tim Dillon Live Dates: http:/...
182: 182 - Beware The Villas
12 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Live from a Holiday Inn in Maryland, Tim talks about people who don't get ahead because they live in fear, why a lot of his friends should die in war,...
181: 181 - Low Cost, High Quality
05 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the car on the way to Manhattan Beach and back, Tim recaps his Christmas fiasco with his family, James Charles saying the n word, the fetish...
180: 180 - History Hyenas
29 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Tim has on Yannis Pappas and Chris Distefano of the History Hyenas podcast. They talk boomers, reactionary political groups, and why Tim cancelled his...
179: 179 - Sal Vulcano
22 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In this special Christmas episode, we play a holiday rant from an archived episode that is Patreon only titled "My Last Christmas" that was recorded l...
178: 178 - Secret Society
15 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Reach out to Tim if you were in Skull and Bones or any secret society. On this episode, Tim and Ray discuss whether the human era is over, performing ...