War of the Roses: Motorboat Emoji
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
I think we'd really offer you free flowers. In this economy, it's time for War of the Roses on KDWB.
This may be the most unusual suspicion arouser on War of the Roses in a long time. Really? Yes. Yes. Wait till you hear. And I don't want to laugh too hard at this one because it is serious. Because Elizabeth is wondering whether her boyfriend is seeing somebody else or flirting with somebody else or whatever. So, Elizabeth, you're on War of the Roses right now.
What unusual suspicion does Elizabeth have about her boyfriend?
Tell me what... Hi, guys. Hi. Hey. Elizabeth has listened to War of the Roses since she was in middle school. Hey. So, and here you are to find out whether your boyfriend, Justin, might be up to something. What is going on? What aroused your suspicion?
Okay. So, let me just kind of paint you the picture and then, you know, I'll go from there. So, basically, I was hanging out with my boyfriend the other night and... And then I kind of, you know, we're just hanging out, all this thing. And then I end up going to the bathroom. And then when I come out of the bathroom. So he's sitting on the couch, and, like, you have to kind of go around the couch. So, you know, I have carpet on my floor, so you can't really hear me. And he couldn't hear that I was coming around the couch. And I saw on his phone he's texting, like, boats, like 20 boats.
And I'm like, what the hell? Now, I want to ask you, so were they photos of boats?
No, no, no. Sorry. They were like emojis. They were like a bunch of 20 vote emojis. And I was looking around and then he saw me. He quickly like turned off his phone. And I was like, OK, I didn't say anything. I didn't. I was just, you know, throughout the entire night, I just kind of, you know, kept kept silent. And then he left. And then I'm just sitting there going, what is this? Like, why was he texting 20 boat emojis? And it kind of got me overthinking. And then I'm thinking, wait, hold on. Boat emojis.
What did Elizabeth discover on her boyfriend's phone?
I mean, he kept it hidden, too, when I turned around. Those are motorboat. That's what it means. It means motorboat, basically.
The craziest stretch ever.
No, it's not a stretch. Why would a guy send a bunch of motorboat boat emojis?
And then cover it up when you walk by. That's what... That's what it is.
Yeah, that's the icing on the cake. I'm guilty of overthinking, but I just... It's a reach for me. So you're thinking that he's motorboating somebody or wants to motorboat somebody or has motored... And so he would send a bunch of like... That's their inside joke.
Yeah. I mean, that's like sending the eggplant emoji with the little like three droplets, right?
But who would think... Eggplant universally stands for... Yeah. You know, that. Yeah. Who would think... Boat, motorboat. Oh, yeah, I'm going to send her 20 of these, you know. Well, what else would you be sending it for? Maybe he's mourning the fall coming and he can't take his boat out on the lake.
Well, maybe.
What are you thinking, Elizabeth?
No, this is weird. I mean, what else could it be? And he was like really suspicious. He was like, oh, my God, he closed his phone really quickly. No, that means motorboat. What else could it be? Dave, like, what else? I don't know. That's what it means. 20 boat emojis?
I'm with you because I think all couples have their little inside joke. True. Whether it's the poop emoji, whether it's the water drop emoji, taco, peach emoji. I mean, there might be one like, you know, if you gave somebody crabs.
Yeah.
You might do the crab emoji.
Or like the cat emoji, but specifically the cat that looks like it did something. Like, he, he, he. You know?
that cat emoji. Or the devil emoji.
Exactly. So, can I ask, Jenny and Bailey, ladies in the room, has... The boat emoji ever been used in a conversation with a guy with you guys before?
I don't have anything to motorboat someone with. So, Jenny? No. I've never had that texted to me or, yeah. I mean, I've been asked to have that done.
Yeah, and you keep telling me no, and it's annoying.
I've done it after work sometimes.
You keep asking after office hours. Now, I don't mean to, like, laugh at all this, because the main reason you're calling is because you're wondering whether he is up to something.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:33
2
What unusual suspicion does Elizabeth have about her boyfriend?
0:33–2:13
3
What did Elizabeth discover on her boyfriend's phone?
2:13–5:14
4
Why does Elizabeth think the boat emojis are suspicious?
5:14–6:50
5
What do the hosts think about the meaning of the boat emojis?
6:50–11:57
6
What actions do the hosts plan to take regarding Elizabeth's concerns?
11:57–13:38