Do It Again, You’re Out of the House

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Previously titled “Star Trek Anniversary” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 3, 2026

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What is discussed at the start of this section?

Bobby Lee 0:00
Hey! We're going to be in Lincoln, California. That's basically Sacramento. The home of Abraham Lincoln.

How does the Bad Bunny halftime show relate to pop culture?

Bobby Lee 0:05
Abraham Lincoln is not from there, but that is basically Sacramento. On March 14th, we'll be there at the Thunder Valley Casino. Then, May 8th, right here in Los Angeles, our hometown.
Andrew Santino 0:15
We're at the Netflix Comedy Festival.
Bobby Lee 0:19
He got it.

What are Rudy's unusual late-night activities?

Bobby Lee 0:20
Netflix is a joke at the YouTube Theater. Go to badfriendspod.com for those tickets. That's badfriendspod.com.
Unknown 0:25
Comedy. The Last Frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Bad Friends. Its mission? To explore strange new bits, to seek out weirdos, wild stories, and bad decisions, and to boldly go where no sane podcast, HR department, or legal team has gone before.
Bobby Lee 0:51
you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude you two are disgusting you two are something we're bad friends whoa don't is mine facing the right way yeah it is what do you have makeup on
Rudy Jules 1:15
Because I'm going out after.
Bobby Lee 1:17
She's going bowling. Wait, who are you going bowling with? Her friend.
Rudy Jules 1:22
Some friends.
Bobby Lee 1:22
Yeah, yeah. You going out on a date?
Rudy Jules 1:24
No, just friends.
Bobby Lee 1:25
You're going out on a date. No. Yeah, you're fidgety. I know you're going out on a date.

What insights are shared about relationships and trust?

Rudy Jules 1:29
No.
Bobby Lee 1:29
Who's the guy?
Rudy Jules 1:31
No one.
Bobby Lee 1:32
Welcome back to bad friends.
Andrew Santino 1:34
The one that she likes is in Hawaii.
Rudy Jules 1:36
Oh, my God.
Andrew Santino 1:37
Right? The one that you like is in Hawaii. Yeah. You have a crush on him.
Bobby Lee 1:56
That's all I'm saying.
Andrew Santino 2:01
You're on a different wavelength than I am, dude. I don't know if I can do it. You're overwhelmingly... Welcome back to bad friends. I'm a Ferengi. And this one is a Cardinal Vassian. Where are the dilithium crystals?
Bobby Lee 2:29
Where are they, Rudy? Where are they?
Rudy!
Bobby Lee 2:34
Where are your boyfriends? Where are your BBC boyfriends? BBC. Welcome back to Bad Friends. It's our six year anniversary.
Andrew Santino 2:51
You wanna go inside my black hole? Welcome to my black hole. Welcome, there's poo in there.
Bobby Lee 3:00
Dude, six years we've been doing this fun show and bringing you guys fun.
Andrew Santino 3:04
Star Wars, bitch. Star Wars, bitch. Don't do it.
Bobby Lee 3:10
I'm Darth.
Andrew Santino 3:11
I'm Darth.
Bobby Lee 3:17
What a night to have. It's a Star Trek six-year anniversary. We've got Rudy Jules over here. Beam me down, dog. There it is. Hell yeah. Yeah, dude. The variation of the shocker.
Andrew Santino 3:32
I got it. He's got it. Do you see Bad Bunny or what?
Bobby Lee 3:39
Whoa. Whoa. What's yours say? Did you see Bad Bunny? I saw Bad Bunny. You know what?
Rudy Jules 3:46
You better sing at least one song from him.
Bobby Lee 3:55
Such a good performance. I saw Turning Point.
Rudy 4:15
I did. It was great.
Bobby Lee 4:17
I was on Truth Social, baby.
Andrew Santino 4:19
You know what? Kevin Spacey did a little number. He wore a tuxedo. He did a little dance. He had a top hat. You know what else? John Voight did a scene from Midnight Cowboy. Whoa. Yeah, it was great. That was awesome. It was awesome, dude.
Bobby Lee 4:32
I saw Turning Point. While a lot of Americans were watching Bad Bunny ruin the halftime show, Bobby and I were tuned into Turning Point to see Kid Rock rip the stage.
Yeah.
Bobby Lee 4:43
What's up, America? Sick of these liberal turds. And that lady that took eighth in American Idol, she was great, too. She was great. Dude, Bad Bunny ripped. He ripped, dude.
Rudy Jules 4:58
It was so hot.
Bobby Lee 4:59
He's a hot guy. He's a hot guy, yeah. Just walking through the room. He's a good actor, too. You know my favorite thing about the Bad Bunny thing? What? That made me laugh? They had a marketplace, like a little convenience store in the background, and it said, we accept EBT. I was like, that's so funny. Yeah. It was in neon. Did you not see that? It was so funny. EBT accepted at the Bad Bunny halftime show. Super Bowl was one of the worst Super Bowls I think I've ever seen in my entire life. I didn't know who played. Who won? Nobody. Nobody won.
Uncle Bob 5:27
Everyone lost.
Bobby Lee 5:27
It was bullshit. Who won? Seattle did win. They did? Yeah. Well, congratulations to Seattle. Who cares?
Rudy 5:33
I don't care.
Bobby Lee 5:33
Shitty Super Bowl. Yeah. It was boring. What I'm more interested in right now is how bad I feel about last night. I boned you. I boned you bad. I boned him good. I feel bad. He fucked me.
Rudy 5:44
Can I tell?
Bobby Lee 5:46
Yeah.
Rudy 5:46
Go ahead.
Bobby Lee 5:47
No, we went to the premiere of Goat, our new animated movie that Bobby and I played the announcers, Chuck and Rusty. Please go see Goat. It's out February 13th. Yep. I think.

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