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Bad Friends

Star Trek Anniversary

16 Feb 2026

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

0.031 - 5.939 Bobby Lee

Hey! We're going to be in Lincoln, California. That's basically Sacramento. The home of Abraham Lincoln.

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Chapter 2: How does the Bad Bunny halftime show relate to pop culture?

5.959 - 15.072 Bobby Lee

Abraham Lincoln is not from there, but that is basically Sacramento. On March 14th, we'll be there at the Thunder Valley Casino. Then, May 8th, right here in Los Angeles, our hometown.

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15.092 - 19.799 Andrew Santino

We're at the Netflix Comedy Festival.

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19.859 - 20.319 Bobby Lee

He got it.

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Chapter 3: What are Rudy's unusual late-night activities?

20.339 - 25.887 Bobby Lee

Netflix is a joke at the YouTube Theater. Go to badfriendspod.com for those tickets. That's badfriendspod.com.

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25.867 - 46.17 Unknown

Comedy. The Last Frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Bad Friends. Its mission? To explore strange new bits, to seek out weirdos, wild stories, and bad decisions, and to boldly go where no sane podcast, HR department, or legal team has gone before.

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51.213 - 75.651 Bobby Lee

you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude you two are disgusting you two are something we're bad friends whoa don't is mine facing the right way yeah it is what do you have makeup on

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75.918 - 77.881 Rudy Jules

Because I'm going out after.

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77.901 - 81.787 Bobby Lee

She's going bowling. Wait, who are you going bowling with? Her friend.

82.028 - 82.869 Rudy Jules

Some friends.

82.889 - 84.231 Bobby Lee

Yeah, yeah. You going out on a date?

84.612 - 85.834 Rudy Jules

No, just friends.

85.854 - 89.5 Bobby Lee

You're going out on a date. No. Yeah, you're fidgety. I know you're going out on a date.

Chapter 4: What insights are shared about relationships and trust?

89.52 - 89.82 Rudy Jules

No.

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89.901 - 90.421 Bobby Lee

Who's the guy?

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91.223 - 92.024 Rudy Jules

No one.

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92.405 - 94.308 Bobby Lee

Welcome back to bad friends.

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94.468 - 96.792 Andrew Santino

The one that she likes is in Hawaii.

96.812 - 97.032 Rudy Jules

Oh, my God.

97.012 - 116.031 Andrew Santino

Right? The one that you like is in Hawaii. Yeah. You have a crush on him.

116.051 - 120.655 Bobby Lee

That's all I'm saying.

121.456 - 149.889 Andrew Santino

You're on a different wavelength than I am, dude. I don't know if I can do it. You're overwhelmingly... Welcome back to bad friends. I'm a Ferengi. And this one is a Cardinal Vassian. Where are the dilithium crystals?

Chapter 5: What insights about education does Rudy share?

1752.455 - 1754.257 Rudy Jules

I'm still learning. It's my first week.

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1754.297 - 1754.838 Andrew Santino

You're learning about it?

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1754.858 - 1755.999 Rudy Jules

It's my first week.

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1757.281 - 1758.622 Andrew Santino

You just picked it out of the chart?

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1759.924 - 1763.929 Rudy

How did you pick? You don't know anything about it. Yeah.

1764.269 - 1765.13 Bobby Lee

Dude. Okay.

1765.15 - 1768.654 Andrew Santino

The first day of class, what do they say? I don't even know.

1768.674 - 1771.858 Bobby Lee

Well, fuck. We're done. You're not going to class, are you?

1772.615 - 1775.319 Andrew Santino

No, where are you going? I am going to class.

Chapter 6: What unusual cravings do pregnant women have?

1791.786 - 1796.614 Rudy Jules

That's cool. And one is something also risks.

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1797.151 - 1808.206 Bobby Lee

Something also risk? Yeah. Good. I'm glad you're paying attention to something. Risk, a key word to something you want to know what's going on. Something also risk.

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1808.226 - 1810.048 Rudy Jules

Occupational something risk.

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1810.068 - 1812.091 Bobby Lee

Occupational hazardous risk.

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1812.111 - 1812.792 Rudy Jules

Something like that.

1812.812 - 1816.377 Bobby Lee

I'm telling you, honestly. That's a master's you need. That is a master's.

1816.937 - 1818.8 Rudy Jules

Microbiology is cool.

Chapter 7: How do the hosts express gratitude to their fans?

1818.82 - 1820.442 Bobby Lee

Give me something you learned in microbiology.

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1821.502 - 1833.915 Rudy Jules

Pre-ons in your head, they make you really sick and can be technically called virus. And like the pregnant women that likes to eat, that has cravings of like dirt.

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1833.975 - 1836.738 Bobby Lee

Wait a minute. Pregnant women that want to eat dirt?

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1837.219 - 1841.103 Rudy Jules

Like craves dirt. That's because they also have some kind of pre-ons.

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1841.984 - 1844.807 Bobby Lee

Pregnant women crave dirt? Look at Fancy. He's losing his shit.

1845.248 - 1848.471 Fancy

Where were you two, three years ago?

Chapter 8: What memorable moments are shared from the podcast's history?

1849.447 - 1870.361 Bobby Lee

Go into all, hold on, let me see. Zoom in. Craving dirt during pregnancy, a condition known as pica. Oh. Eating disorder involving urges to consume non-food items like soil, clay ice, laundry starch. This is nutritional deficiencies such as iron or zinc. So this is real. So what'd you call it? Preon?

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1870.381 - 1871.342 Rudy Jules

That's what my professor said.

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1871.362 - 1877.851 Bobby Lee

Well, it's pica. We say it's known as pica. Primarily linked to deficiency. So women are out there just eating dirt.

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1877.871 - 1879.813 Rudy Jules

Yeah, they crave it. They want to eat it.

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1880.034 - 1882.797 Bobby Lee

Yeah, we see. This is why we have enough.

1882.817 - 1884.96 Rudy Jules

Do you crave dirt? No. I'm not pregnant.

1885.18 - 1887.904 Bobby Lee

Okay. Yeah, you better fucking up.

1887.924 - 1889.246 Rudy

Andrea, did your wife crave dirt?

1889.626 - 1890.928 Bobby Lee

Yeah, I didn't know what it was.

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