Second Date Update Classic: Whack Beach Wedding
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What is the Second Date Update about?
Yeah, I could still be asleep right now.
Like IRL. Well, you know it is the weekend, and on the weekends we just give you a little treat, okay? Sit back for a little drama, a little fun, maybe some laughter. It's all part of your Second Date Update, starting right now.
Second Date Update. Second Date.
Whenever you're watching one of those hospital shows on TV, like ER or House or Grey's Anatomy, the doctors and nurses are always hooking up.
I don't know. My best friend worked in a hospital for a long time. I think it's real.
Because everyone who works there is attractive. The lighting's always dim. And is there anything sexier than changing a soiled bed sheet in front of your co-worker? I'm looking at Brooke right now, and her shirt almost flew off when I said soiled bed sheet.
It's true.
So I was not surprised in the least when one of our listeners reached out saying he met his date when he was at the hospital. So let's get the story from Noah. Noah, what's up, man? Hey guys, how's it going?
How did Noah meet Holly?
Please don't tell me it was an unconscious patient.
Why did your head go to that?
I don't know. I just like, I met her. She was in a coma. She looks so peaceful.
You guys are on to something, right? They're in a coma. You're always a 10, I guess. She didn't say no.
Do you work at the hospital? Is that the story?
My grandma got a little bit sick and like nothing huge, but she was in the hospital for a couple of days. And so I was in there with her most of the time for those few days, just visiting pretty frequently and stuff. And one of the nurses, named Holly, was taking care of my grandma, and we just kind of started hitting it off.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the Second Date Update about?
2:42–3:46
2
How did Noah meet Holly?
3:46–5:56
3
What happened during Noah and Holly's beach date?
5:56–7:18
4
Why did Noah and Holly crash a wedding?
7:18–9:19
5
What went wrong at the photo booth?
9:19–12:57
6
Will Noah get a second date with Holly?
12:57–21:46
Speakers
13 identifiedMore from Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
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