Brooke and Jeffrey

Second Date Update: How Dare You Chat Me Up

03 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

They said it couldn't be done... That there was no way to incorporate human sacrifice into a first date in a fun way... But one of our listeners manag...

Phone Tap: No Joy For Pee Boys

03 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In today's Phone Tap, we have Brooke play an upset mother whose calling a strip mall security office and she’s got a HUGE problem with an obscene wa...

Loser Line (04/03/23)

03 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER L...

Laser Stories (04/03/23)

03 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (04/03/23)

03 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Will Brooke and Alexis lose 3 games of Cap or No Cap in a row?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Friday, March 31st, 2023

31 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Friday, March 31st, 2023   Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:   https://www.instagram.com/brookeandjeffrey/?hl=en https...

Win Brooke's Bucks (03/31/23)

31 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Second Date Update: Everything's Better With Drinks

31 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The guy in today’s Second Date MIGHT have been over-served during his date and after a few too many he thinks he might have done something regrettab...

Today vs Back In The Day (03/31/23)

31 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

PODCAST EXCLUSIVE: We're pitting the generations against each other with the ultimate trivia game! It's Brooke vs. Alexis!See omnystudio.com/listener ...

Phone Tap: Sensual Tech Services

31 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Customer service calls are soooo dull these days. It’s time we add some sensuality to the tech support industry and we’re doing it in a brand new ...

Riffin' Around: April Fools Edition

31 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

April Fools is this weekend so every song in today's Riffin' Around has to do with pranks!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Laser Stories (03/31/23)

31 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (03/31/23)

31 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Cap or No Cap has gotten contentious this week but bragging rights are up for grabs!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Thursday, March 30th, 2023

30 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Thursday, March 30th, 2023   Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:   https://www.instagram.com/brookeandjeffrey/?hl=en htt...

Win Brooke's Bucks (03/30/23)

30 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

TikTok Click Shock (03/30/23)

30 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

One TikToker has come up with a way to help you save money on a tip without looking like a total jerk! Plus, if you've ever wanted to use a baby name ...

Closure Call Update: Bye Bye Beth

30 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

After we helped Beth resolve an issue with her old college roommate a few months back, she emailed us back with a shocking new development and we deci...

Phone Tap: Let Me Name Your Baby

30 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Nothing is worse than someone giving you unsolicited baby name suggestions. We’re doing exactly that in today’s Phone Tap when Jose calls up a com...

Masked Speaker: Secret Sugar Mama

30 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We have a woman on the phone whose been telling a MAJOR LIE to her boyfriend for years... because if the truth ever came out, the relationship might b...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (03/30/23)

30 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Commissioner's office has vacated yesterday's Cap or No Cap victory for Brooke and Alexis!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, March 29th, 2023

29 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, March 29th, 2023   Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:   https://www.instagram.com/brookeandjeffrey/?hl=en ht...

Win Brooke's Bucks (03/29/23)

29 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Second Date Update: Fast Service Disservice

29 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

One of our listeners had a very awkward and puzzling fact about himself get exposed on the show, but is it an instant deal breaker?See omnystudio.com/...

Phone Tap: The RAT System

29 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In your Phone Tap, Brooke's introducing a new HR system where employees can RAT on their coworkers for bonuses. Shouldn’t cause any trouble, right?S...

Battle of the Tinder Dates (03/29/23)

29 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out, and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to see who h...

Laser Stories (03/29/23)

29 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

What's On Your Mind? (03/29/23)

29 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Brooke's coaching career involves a few injuries, Jose has a new housekeeping service, Alexis is teaching herself Spanish, and Jeffrey has a beef with...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (03/29/23)

29 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's a special BATTLE OF THE SEXES edition of CAP OR NO CAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Tuesday, March 28th, 2023

28 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Tuesday, March 28th, 2023   Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:   https://www.instagram.com/brookeandjeffrey/?hl=en http...

Win Brooke's Bucks (03/28/23)

28 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Care Or Don't Care (3/28/23)

28 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don’t care, they get banishe...

Awkward Tuesday: Stop That Ugly Duckling

28 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Is it ever okay for a person to meddle in their friends love life? It doesn’t matter because we’re doing it anyway before one listener's friend ca...

Phone Tap: Phlegm Family Announcement

28 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today Jeff's Phone Tapping a restaurant employee in charge while his boss is out and he wants to make the most uncomfortable, and cringe-inducing anno...

Masked Speaker: Undercover Alumni

28 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's Masked Speaker found an insane way to be in the room for his High School Reunion, while also being completely invisible, just to listen to his...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (03/28/23)

28 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today is going down in history... It's our 2,500 Shock Collar Question of the Day!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Monday, March 27th, 2023

27 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Monday, March 27th, 2023   Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:   https://www.instagram.com/brookeandjeffrey/?hl=en https...

Win Brooke's Bucks (03/27/23)

27 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Whatcha Doin' At The Carrie Underwood Concert?

27 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

When one of the biggest artists of all time came into town... And wasn't replying to Jose's DM's... We knew we had to send him and Alexis outside the ...

Second Date Update: Imperfect 10

27 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The guy in today’s Second Date said he used one perfect GIF to instantly stand out and it got him a date with a woman WAY out of his league… He’...

Phone Tap: Ollie Wants Toads

27 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a pet store and while some weird customers have been coming in recently, she’s getting the weirdest one yet when...

Loser Line (03/27/23)

27 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER L...

Laser Stories (03/27/23)

27 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (03/27/23)

27 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Cap or No Cap meets the Zombie Apocalypse!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Friday, March 24th, 2023

24 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Friday, March 24th, 2023   Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:   https://www.instagram.com/brookeandjeffrey/?hl=en https...

Win Brooke's Bucks (03/24/23)

24 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Gen Z vs Classic Movies

24 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

PODCAST EXCLUSIVE: We had our resident Gen Z'er Alexis watch the iconic movie, Dumb and Dumber for her first time ever.... It's Brooke's FAVORITE film...

Second Date Update: How Dare You Heart Me

24 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

One of our listeners says he got a singular one-word text that let him know he BADLY screwed up his first date. You’ll hear what it said in the podc...

Phone Tap: Raising Money With The Haders

24 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he’s been assigned to work on a school fundraiser with another parent, and he’s going to meet our own Brooke Fox...

Unique Relationship Rules

24 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A survey came out asking couples what unique rules they follow to make their relationship work... And you have to hear the strange, but hilarious tech...

Laser Stories (03/24/23)

24 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (03/24/23)

24 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is definitely the last time we ever let Jose do an accent for Cap or No Cap...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Thursday, March 23rd, 2023

23 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Thursday, March 23rd, 2023   Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:   https://www.instagram.com/brookeandjeffrey/?hl=en htt...

Win Brooke's Bucks (03/23/23)

23 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

TikTok Click Shock (03/23/23)

23 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A teacher is going viral after sharing the secret code language that she puts in emails to parents...Plus, a grandma and granddaughter duo are blowing...

Textual Healing: Proposal Predicament

23 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

One of our listeners has a delicate situation on her hands involving STOPPING her best friends proposal. She needs our help so she hit us up for some ...

Phone Tap: Tick Tack's Home Security System

23 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he’s having a state-of-the-art security system installed while he’s at work, but we sent Jose over to rig his pl...

Masked Speaker: My Wife's Secret Admirer

23 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What if the only way to make you wife happy was to lie to her? Would you still do it? One of our listeners has been lying to his wife for months and s...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (03/23/22)

23 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We've started receiving reports that listeners have been BETTING on who answers Cap or No Cap correctly!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, March 22nd, 2023

22 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, March 22nd, 2023   Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:   https://www.instagram.com/brookeandjeffrey/?hl=en ht...

Win Brooke's Bucks (03/22/23)

22 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Second Date Update: Chefzoned

22 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

One of our listeners says he has a TALENT more attractive than 90% of guys, and he got a chance to show it off on his date. Was it too much for her to...

Phone Tap: Dad Bod Island

22 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a finalist for appearing on Love Island but before that, Jeff's got him a spot on DAD BOD ISLAND.See omnystudio.com/list...

BUSTED! Cheaters Get Exposed (03/22/23)

22 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This segment is all about you telling us your worst cheating story EVER. Ready to call your significant other out? We definitely are.See omnystudio.co...

Laser Stories (03/22/23)

22 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

What's On Your Mind? (03/22/23)

22 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Brooke's teaching her daughter about song lyrics, Jose met an EXCITABLE fan, Alexis lost her car keys on St. Patrick's Day, and Jeff got pulled over w...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (03/22/23)

22 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Has Brooke been CHEATING at 'Cap or No Cap' this entire time?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Tuesday, March 21st, 2023

21 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Tuesday, March 21st, 2023   Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:   https://www.instagram.com/brookeandjeffrey/?hl=en http...

Win Brooke’s Bucks (03/21/23)

21 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Care Or Don't Care (03/21/23)

21 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don’t care, they get banishe...

Awkward Tuesday: Show Reunion Intervention

21 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A woman who appeared on our show months ago, claims there’s a secret group of Brooke & Jeffrey veterans who get together and she’s willing to ...

Phone Tap: What's Your Drug Policy?

21 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a hiring manager who has been trying to fill a spot for WEEKS! So we’re sending our least reliable candidate JOSE out ...

Masked Speaker: Let Sleeping Bobs Lie

21 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A husband has been keeping a BIG SECRET from his wife for MONTHS.... and he's doing it INSIDE his own house... See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (03/21/23)

21 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Headwear companies can't get enough of CAP or NO CAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Monday, March 20th, 2023

20 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Monday, March 20th, 2023   Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:   https://www.instagram.com/brookeandjeffrey/?hl=en https...

Win Brooke's Bucks (03/20/23)

20 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Missed Connections (03/20/23)

20 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless ro...

Second Date Update: Disorder In The Court

20 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Second Date has 3 things: Judges… Juries… and a whole lot of relationship TAMPERING courtesy of us! See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

Phone Tap: Koala Care Hurricane

20 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today Jeff's calling a restaurant employee running the store while his manager is out for the day and he has a customer complaint that we GUARANTEE he...

Loser Line (03/20/23)

20 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER L...

Laser Stories (03/20/23)

20 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (03/20/23)

20 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's not a Monday without CAP or NO CAP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Friday, March 17th, 2023

17 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Friday, March 17th, 2023Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:https://www.instagram.com/brookeandjeffrey/?hl=enhttps://www.yo...

Today vs Back In The Day (03/17/23)

17 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

PODCAST EXCLUSIVE: We're pitting the generations against each other with the ultimate trivia game! It's Brooke vs. Alexis....and we're taking a trip b...

Win Brooke’s Bucks (03/17/23)

17 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Second Date Update: Nathan of the Night

17 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The entire show was very surprised by how today’s Second Date finished. And we think all our listeners will agree… it was Brooke’s fault. Hear i...

Phone Tap: Twerkin' For Tagalongs

17 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Girl Scout cookie season and today Brooke's Phone Tapping the mother of one girl scout with some bizarre ways to send her daughter’s sales th...

Riffin' Around: St. Patrick's Day Edition

17 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

For St. Patrick's Day we're doing a round of music trivia where every song has to do with some aspect of the Irish's favorite day! See omnystudio.com...

Laser Stories (03/17/23)

17 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (03/17/23)

17 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's St. Patrick's Day so every CAP or NO CAP question is about the Irish!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Thursday, March 16th, 2023

16 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Thursday, March 16th, 2023   Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:   https://www.instagram.com/brookeandjeffrey/?hl=en htt...

Win Brooke's Bucks (03/16/23)

16 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

TikTok Click Shock (03/16/23)

16 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

One woman’s first date has gone viral and we have her audio explaining what happened... Plus, when a bride and groom leave a wedding reception peopl...

Second Date Update UPDATE: Middle School Melee

16 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A little while back we had a guy on the show whose mother was meddling in his love life. It led to an awkward but hilarious date night with a special ...

Phone Tap: Cakers

16 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jose's starting a new business eating all the cake leftover from office birthday parties. It’s a dirty job but somebody’s got to do it!See omnystu...

Masked Speaker: Best Man Dance

16 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's Masked Speaker went semi-viral for a hilarious Best Man Speech, but what the public doesn't know, is that while he told the groom he did it on...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (03/16/23)

16 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Whether you love it or hate it, Cap or No Cap is back again!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, March 15th, 2023

15 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, March 15th, 2023Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us at:https://www.instagram.com/brookeandjeffrey/?hl=enhttps://www...

Win Brooke’s Bucks (03/15/23)

15 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Second Date Update: Driving Me Bonkers

15 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Matt never learned to drive, and Lilly took the chance to TEACH him on their very first date. She thinks that’s the reason he’s avoiding her now, ...

Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin's Demon Dog

15 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining to her property manager about a neighbor’s barking dog, so today Jeff's confronting her as the OWNER...