Campest Modes Of Transport | And Jordan’s Magic Carpet
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What is the episode about and who’s hosting the show?
It's Angela Scanlon and Vicky Patterson here from Get a Grip. Now, William and Jordan will be here in just a minute with help I sexted my boss. But usually at this point, I know Niall or Clare tell you about another brilliant show you should listen to after this episode. But we've took over. You should listen to our show next. You should. If you can't toot your own hoot, then who even are you? Toot toot. Thank you very much. We are chatting about 40. I'm it. She's nearly it. And Jordan recently talked about turning 40, didn't he? And it was a little... Well, he had a breakdown, didn't he? He did. During the World Cup, they might have been connected and they may not have been. But if you want a positive depiction of fortiness, then we're your gals.
All over it. All over it. And also we talk about female friendships. We talk about misogyny, the manosphere, the patriarchy. Boo! Andrew Tate's capri pants. Oh, he gets a lot of a mention. So yeah, we're basically, we talk about it all. So once you've finished this episode, you should get our podcast, Get a Grip, lined up to play next.
Can I do a big burp before I start? Can you leave the room?
Oh, no. I won't do it. Then don't. You don't need to. Just swallow it. Don't need to be told twice.
Hello and welcome to our Friday episode where we see how much extra content we can squeeze into your week. Random things that have been sent in and what's been going on with you, our wonderful G&D-vers. And how our advice went down with you, our wonderful G&D-vers.
Nearly. How are you? You alright?
I'm good, yeah.
I'm good.
Nice.
I'm good. That's a funny colour top. What colour would you say that top is? Salmon? That's not salmon. That's salmon that's off. That's salmon.
No, it's not salmon. Scottish sea salmon, I'd say.
You are colourblind and that is not salmon. Pink? Puce. I beg your pardon? Puce. Can someone Google puce the colour and just see if it matches? Puce.
Sounds like one of your schoolmates, that. Puce, come along. Mummy's dropped off some oranges and we're going to help.
No, it is too dark. It's like a pale puce. It's just, it's salmon. It's not salmon. Who thinks that's salmon? That's still a horse. What about now? Jordan's doing a, well, a salmon impression.
Oh, you can tell it's hot again. Jordan's being aggy today. Come in and drink a full fat Coke, everyone.
It's because you started burping at everyone.
I didn't burp. A belch happened to slip out.
I would say, I would describe what happened as several belches.
You had a right sense of humour failure.
I think a burp is like within itself. A belch is like outward and you just, it's outwardly belching into the room. Disgusting.
I don't know if you were here or not, but I took a photo of the conversation happening. Producer Ben talking to Zofia, our technician, at the start of this recording saying, Zofia, I prefer it when I have the larger tripod for my microphone. I thought that had gone under the radar. What a diva.
Is that what he's asking? I prefer the larger tripod. Oh, yeah, look. You know, there's only one large tripod in this podcast, and it's that man. He's pointing at William. Did they call you the tripod at school? Is that true? That's what your mum told me. I hope she didn't. Said darlings. He's very well endowed.
Oh, that is so weird that you think that that is what mothers and sons talk about. It might be in your family.
Well, no, my mum wouldn't talk about that.
No, I know she wouldn't.
Why is everyone having a bloody go at me today? She wouldn't have the opportunity. I'm only trying to be funny.
Christ. Well, try a bit harder.
Ah, Jesus. Right, well, I'll just be boring old Jordan today and see how many people listen to this episode. Fine.
We have record listening figures.
Plain old, dull, boring me.
Are we ready? Jordan, you mentioned that you're thinking about getting a Vespa. Yes. We asked our G&Evers what the campus mode of transport is because I think a Vespa is pretty camp.
It's not camp.
It is.
Jamie Oliver.
You will make it camp.
No, I'll be like, I'll get on, I'll check my mirrors.
Yeah, exactly.
Do my lipstick.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the episode about and who’s hosting the show?
0:01–9:50
2
How do William and Jordan introduce the theme of 'camp' transport?
9:50–10:51
3
What personal tuk-tuk and Soho stories do the hosts share?
10:51–16:26
4
Which listener suggestions do they debate as the campest modes of transport?
16:26–26:48
5
Why do they discuss public transport like the Popemobile, gondolas and cable cars?
26:48–27:42
Speakers
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