It's A Lot with Abbie Chatfield

The Most F*cked Nightmare Fuel We've Ever Had

03 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone, meet the subject of our Nightmare Fuel today: Circus Dave. He's poetic, sensitive, eloquent, and a downright MASSIVE dick. CREDITS Host: Abb...

FFS She Can Frown If She Wants To!

31 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's expected that Abbie has SO MUCH to say about the Grace Tame photo op so be prepared for a class A cathartic rant. CREDITS Host: Abbie Chatfield w...

Why Drag Bingo Is Ruined For Max

27 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Nearly no break up story is worse than being dumped on national TV. Right? Well, this Nightmare Fuel comes in as a close second. CREDITS Host: Abbie C...

Invasion Day Means No Tuesday Episode

24 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Here are some locations where Invasion Day marches are happening: Sydney/Warrang - Day of Mourning March https://bit.ly/3FT6HvJ Melbourne/Naarm - Virt...

How Big Is This Penis? How Girthy? If It Can Tear Her Labia?!

20 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Friday! Max finally gets to share his lizard story… Abbie wants more information so Max is going to have to make a PowerPoint preso for u...

BONUS EP: The Furniture And Housemate Nightmare Fuel Special

19 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Surprise! Bonus Episode! That's right, BONUS! Producer Max did not accidentally schedule the Friday episode to publish a day early.  Living ...

RAT Tests And Omicron And Anti-Vaxxers, OH MY!

17 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ever missed a picture perfect moment? Well this episode begins with Max missing Abbie’s burp by a hot second! :’(.Lots has been happening!...

My Whole House Reeks Of Piss

13 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Friday babes. It’s Friday so it is time to dive into some Nightmare Fuels. What’s the problem with someone having a palmed sized ton...

“Learning, Growing And Cumming All Over The Place” With Remi Kassimir

10 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Can you imagine never having an orgasm? Well, this week’s guest Remi Kassimir lived without ever having an orgasm for 26 years until she finally...

“We Are Talking Di Di Diarrhea” A Nightmare Fuel with Sean Szeps

06 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

When Sean lived in NYC, he dreamed of being a professional dancer, but he also had to pay the bills. What happened when Sean had 3 coffees before a jo...

“I Used To Do Anal All The Time” with Sean Szeps

03 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This chat starts with one of the wildest conversations about poppers and anal sex. Why Sean shares realistic parenting content online. Can you continu...

“There Was Blood EVERYWHERE!” A Nightmare Fuel With Sophie Monk

30 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Sophie takes us back to a performance at a Christmas party where things didn’t exactly go to plan. Send your Nightmare Fuel via voice note to he...

'Sophie Monk Clearly Hates You' with Sophie Monk

27 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Are Abbie and Sophie beefing from Love Island Australia?! Why did Sophie do The Bachelorette? We talk Red flags, green flags. Let’s chat self-esteem...

Christmas Nightmare fuel

23 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Christmas Eve babes! Hope you're feeling jolly. To give you the strength to get through your Christmas Day, we have some Christmas nightmare fue...

A Very Abbie Christmas

20 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the First Annual It’s A Lot with Abbie Chatfield Christmas episode! But much like Christmas day, the plan turns to shit. Abbie has a ...

“There’s A Part Of Me That Doesn’t Want Things To Get Too Fantastical” with Ben Lee

16 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

As Ben Lee was rising to the superstar he has now become, he had the chance to meet a director he realty wanted to work with. So how did it go? Oh dea...

Ben Lee, Kate Moss And Ecstasy

13 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Have you ever been starstruck? Well Abbie has… when she recorded this episode with Ben Lee. Why does Ben like Abbie? Can you separate the art f...

Nightmare Fuel with Deni Todorovic

09 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Style icon Deni Todorovic tells Abbie their Nightmare Fuel involving over 72 hours of travel, missing Madonna and a run in with Border Police. To keep...

There Are Some Things I’ve Underlined In Lipstick… with Deni Todorovič

06 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Style icon Deni Todorovič finally joins Abbie on the It's A Lot podcast. Abbie and Deni discuss making mistakes and white privilege. What is it like ...

Le Bach Recap: It's The FINALE Babay

26 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It seems that the big ol' "I love you but..." is the theme of this Finale along with some glamping, kayaking, and yes... QUAD BIKES! Also, why is Abbi...

Le Bach Recap: Paint Me Like One Of Your French Girls

19 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We've got eliminations by the bucket load, bloody HOME TOWNS, a quick lesson in colour theory, foot wine, and Abbie's favourite Bachie date - painting...

Le Bach Recap: FFS Just Give Jamie Lee The Rose FIRST

12 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

WTF. How is "corny" suddenly "cute" in this episode of The Bachelorette? And, why is it that this time Abbie DID stick around and watch the rose cerem...

Le Bach Recap: A Long Extended Cuddle Isn't Penetration Darl with Ryan Carmichael and Carissa Croft

05 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

As Jamie Lee cops some unfair heteronormative assumptions, Carissa unexpectedly decides to exit this season of The Bachelorette. Abbie chats to Cariss...

COVID Made Me Cheat On You

01 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're in 2021 and men are STILL obsessing over body counts and virginity. WTF? Also, which of the three Nightmare Fuels got Abbie gagging (and not in ...

Le Bach Recap: Konrad, Please Be My Loveseat with Ritu Chhina and Jess Franklin

29 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What is up with people being so sensitive about being cut off? What does Jess have to say about the Loveseat saga as it continues? And, what is Ritu p...

Time To Marinate In The Shit Feels with Dr Lurve

25 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Little did Abbie know that this chat is going to turn into a legit therapy session. Love and Relationship guru Dr Lurve sits with Abbie to talk about ...

Le Bach Recap: A Loveseat Is Not A Tampon Babe with Brooke Blurton

22 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Abbie celebrates with her Bachelorette bestie Brooke Blurton as she recaps the happenings of the very first episode of the new season of The Bachelore...

Only Fans Isn't Revolutionising Sex Work with Tilly Lawless

18 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Eight years of sex work and one book later, Tilly Lawless is asking everyone: Can we please stop glamourising sex work? We chat Only Fans, sex-work an...

Rancid Eddie's Lyrics Are The Least Of Their Problems

11 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Can you seperate the song from the artist? Is Rancid Eddie's most recent song an accurate depiction of Aussie night life? Suffice to say, Abbie is FUM...

Sorry Doesn’t Have To Be Complicated with Tarang Chawla

04 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Writer, anti-violence campaigner, gender equality advocate, and sorry expert Tarang Chawla joins Abbie as he unpacks his 'No Nonsense Guide to Saying ...

Darl I'm The Opposite Of A Pick-Me

27 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Why do some people think Abbie is a 'mean girl'? Is gossiping OK when it's done in private? And, an earth-shattering Nightmare Fuel featuring a limp d...

BONUS: Don't Yuck My Yum, AKA What Goes On Behind Closed Doors Around Australia You Horn Dogs

24 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

How do you rate yourself as a lover? Do you pee in the shower? Have you ever fantasised about a stranger? and perhaps MOST importantly, does seeing so...

Feminists Can Get Nose Jobs Babe

20 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Why is Abbie freaking out about life post-lockdown? Why is Abbie NOT your go-to person when it comes to confidence? And, are you still considered to b...

Love To See A Girl Boss Winning with Flex Mami

13 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What's so wrong about tying your self worth to a job? Why is 'wanting' so central to 'achieving'? Is there a formula to reaching your goals? Flex Mami...

Carly Findlay: It’s Liberating Not To Care So Much

06 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Abbie invites writer, activist, and advocate Carly Findlay on the pod to talk disability, ableism, tokenism, fashion, AND roller blading.  Topics...

Le Bach Recap: I’m Not Gunna Lie. I DID Get Triggered

03 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Spoiler alert! Abbie chit chats with the winning couple Jimmy and Holly as well as runner-ups Brooke and Jay.Is Brooke heartbroken about coming in sec...

Ninajirachi Is Making Me A Club Beat Everyone

30 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Here to give us the 101 on music production and discuss whether Diplo STILL looks hot at 42 is DJ, writer and insanely talented music producer Ninajir...

BONUS: "But How Are You So Confident?!" with Sarah Davidson and Tory Archbold

27 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Abbie, Sarah Davidson and Tory Archbold as they discuss confidence in all aspects of modern life. This bonus episode s a recording of a live stre...

Le Bach Recap: Advice To Carlie, Ash and Lily: Take A Vibrator To The Mansion

27 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

How does Carlie feel about leaving? Who forced Brooke to admit being dependent to Jimmy? Also, why is Abbie asking any future contestant to take a vib...

Soooo Why Aren't More Locksmiths Criminal Masterminds?

23 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

With Abbie's dwindling sex life, her waning patience for stubborn anti-vaxxers, and a hot French locksmith who cost her $645, this episode is a verita...

Le Bach Recap: Steph, Tahnee And Laura On How That Group Date REALLY Backfired

20 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

As Abbie says: "There's some pretty juicy shit in this one!" What do Tahnee, Steph and Laura have to say about Jay's runner up comments? And did Laura...

It's Hard Being Australia's First Hot Comedian with Elouise Eftos

16 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Why does it stress people out when a woman admits she's hot? Also, why do female comedians face so much shit all the time? Abbie almost pees herself c...

Le Bach Recap: Sierah and Tatum, Babes the Drama is Exhausting!

13 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

While Jimmy is haunting Abbie's dreams every night, she's decided to sit and have a chat with the latest Bachie contestants to be eliminated:Tatum and...

BONUS: Bailey Smith on Confidence, Toxic Masculinity and the First Date Tricks He Swears By

10 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this special bonus episode, AFL wunderkind Bailey Smith/Bazlenka joins Abbie to talk all things confidence, dating, the circle of trust he's built ...

In Case You Haven't Figured Out By Now I Am A Vaccine Slut

09 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Simply this. Let's all agree that vaccines for COVID-19 are better than the alternative RN and be done with it. Vaccine Information from Australian H...

Le Bach Recap: There’s A Tonne Of Edging In The Mansion

06 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

So it turns out that Jimmy's got a hottie friend and Abbie's got dibs on THAT. Also, why is Abbie saying that Tatum's head is the size of the water in...

Ladies We Gotta Talk About Money More with Victoria Devine

02 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Why is going to see a financial advisor a bit like going on a first date? What is an STD (sexually transmitted debt) and how can you avoid it? And fin...

Le Bach Recap: No Girl Code Please Sweet Baby Jesus

30 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

There's SO much anxiety on this season's The Bachelor but we all want good TV, don't we? Abbie proves her point on why being the one chosen for that f...

What’s It REALLY Like To Be A Woman In Politics RN with Alisha Aitken-Radburn

26 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Being a woman in politics in this country is.. a lot. Brittany Higgins' coming forward has reportedly allowed many other women to feel brave (and safe...

Le Bach Recap: Okay So Jimmy Is Hot + Nice WTF This Is WILD

23 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Hot AF Jimmy Nicholson chats to Abbie as she recaps episode one and two of season 9 of The Bachelor.  Find out why Abbie disapproves of Jimmy...

I Just Want A Hot Vax Summer

19 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Why is getting a vaccine harder than getting Scomo to apologise for ANYTHING? Also, wait till you hear how disgustingly cheap a date can be on this we...

So... I’ve Stopped Watching Porn

12 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's Season Three and there's no denying that Abbie has been THIRSTY to get behind the mic.  She's got a list of things she's masturbated to sinc...

Best Of: PeachPRC From FYP To Chart Topping Bangers

05 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We bring you back to when Abbie chatted with TikTok legend PeachPRC on everything music, mental health, stripping and backfiring kinks. Send your Nigh...

Also, The Lack Of Thrusting ...

28 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What's up with the guy serving up Koala mattresses mid-sex? And what's up with the guy who can't keep a solid thrusting pace? You guessed it: It's Nig...

My. Biggest. Fear.

21 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Okay real talk. Pranks. They are - Abbie would argue - the worst form of comedy. They are also, her biggest fear. Why? Well well well you'll have to l...

I'm Concerned About Trisha Paytas

14 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Why is Abbie having panic attacks about Trisha Paytas and the Frenemies podcast? Also, at what point is someone considered to be 'ghosted'? Is it two ...

A Meaty Zooper Dooper

07 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Why is Abbie so scared of going into a relationship? Also, this week's Nightmare Fuel features a meaty Zooper Dooper and a quick Glug It Up refresher....

A Triple Dose Of Nightmare Fuel

31 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Should Abbie go on a date with 'The Englishman'? Following Abbie's dating dilemmas comes in a triple dose of Nightmare Fuel featuring the one with the...

#StopSuckingItIn with Rosie Rees

24 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Does a naked woman have to be a sexy woman? Why is sucking your tummy in bad for your vagina? And, can you teach yourself how to squirt? Founder of th...

So Darwin Is The Best

18 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week is a cheeky lil catch up. Abbie's back from a trip to the Northern Territory where she had more fun than you can poke a stick at. Plus her N...

We Gotta Talk About "TikTok Pretty"

10 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

You've heard of the clandestine 'Soggy Sao' urban myth, right? If not, don't worry, Abbie demystifies all things cracker and cum. Also, Abbie wonders,...

Heartbreak, Dream Jobs & Better Friendships with Bel Crawford

03 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Can assertiveness be mistaken for bitchiness? Bel Crawford is the powerhouse behind The Self-Love Club podcast and she has a LOT to share with Abbie a...

A Nightmare Fuel with "Character"

26 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode contains discussions of violence against women, and homicide. Please reach out to Lifeline on 13 11 14 or lifeline.org.au if any of the t...

I'm Just Queer

19 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Why has Abbie decided to identify as Queer and why are some people accusing her of bi erasure? Plus, who knew that there are people out there who can ...

Khloe, What Have We Done Darl?

12 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Have you seen or heard about Khloe Kardashian's "leaked" bikini photo? Well, Abbie has A LOT to say about it. Also, ABBIE HAS RELEASED A NEW VIBRATOR!...

Incoming MAFS Rant #NotSorry

05 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Why is this season's MAFS screaming the word PROBLEMATIC? Other than a MAFS rant, Abbie gets a text from an ex boyfriend and she is SO not impressed. ...

Did Big C*m Pt II

29 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Why is "Condensed milk" the highlight of today's episode? Hint: It's nightmare fuel related. Also, what do you do when you run out of words in a conve...

You Can't Blame This On A Bad Day

22 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Are we really questioning the fact that the Atlanta shootings weren't racially motivated? Abbie then moves on to a lighter note and unravels the elabo...

Women Have Had Enough... Again!

15 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The following episode contains discussions of sexual assault, alleged murder, rape, and suicidal ideation. If this raises any issues for you please re...

Influencers Aren't Here To Parent Your Children

08 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

You know what's been a lot? People telling Abbie off for being a bad role model for their kids. Plus hate following, why do we do it? And we have...

Brooke Blurton Asked Me Out And It's Not Awkward I Swear

01 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What was it like for Brooke Blurton to come out as bisexual on The Bachelor? And what does it feel like to live in "four worlds" - white Australia, In...

I'm More Than Someone's Daughter

22 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

If you're ever having empathy problems, why not do what Scomo did and ask Jenny? On this episode, Abbie shares her opinion on the Brittany Higgins rap...

YES GIRLS HAVE HOBBIES

15 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Listen up because Abbie has a word or two to say to media skeptics and misinformation spreaders (her own friend included). Also, a TikTok video with t...

The Mid-Pussy-Eating-Am-I-Gay Moment with PeachPRC

08 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Abbie chats with TikTok legend PeachPRC on everything music, mental health, stripping and backfiring kinks.  Send your Nightmare Fuel via voice n...

FFS I Was Lonely And I Wanted A Kiss

01 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Before you pop your headphones in, it's good to know that Abbie had no idea that she'd be crowned Queen of the Jungle when this ep was recorded. (GO Q...

I CANNOT Come Second Again

29 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Alright it's time. Abbie is in the finale for I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! If she wins she'll be the YOUNGEST person to win the show in Aus. So...

There's No January 26 Episode

25 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

There is nothing to celebrate on January 26th. Instead here are some of the people Abbie recommends, whose content you should be consuming, whose book...

A Letter To My Ex Boyfriend

18 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode, Abbie reads out a once-private letter she wrote to EBTIL (Ex Boyfriend That I Used To Love). Heartbroken and in tears, Abbie wonders:...

Getting Slut-Shamed In The Jungle

11 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It all started with "You can't go out looking like THAT" and all hell broke loose in the jungle. Abbie talks about the behind-the-scenes of her confro...

Best Of: Fat Shaming with Demi Lynch

04 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Who is it up to when it comes to how you look? Who decides if you're considered "too fat" or "too thin"? Who can tell you how fuckable you are based o...

Eat, Suck, And Douche: The How To Compilation

28 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Eating ass, sucking cock, and eating pussy are all the things Abbie and the rest of us fellow humans enjoy. What better way to end the year with an ex...

A Quickie: Sex Toys In Ya Stockings

21 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Christmas is only a few days away and Abbie's got some unorthodox holiday advice: What should you fill your Christmas stockings with? Why is changing ...

Best Of: Feminist Queen with Clementine Ford

14 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A while back, I sat down with Australian feminist queen Clementine Ford to answer questions such as: What is it like having sex while being insecure? ...

The Finale Of 2020

23 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The final episode of the year! Abbie cries a lot then talks about the US election and the importance of Australians knowing who they are voting for. S...

If It Bleeds It Leads with Kirsten Drysdale

16 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week Abbie is joined by hosts of Reputation Rehab, Kirsten and Zoe. Abbie was a guest on the show (check it out on ABC iView) but it's now time f...

That's A Spa Day with Rowdie Walden

03 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week Abbie is joined by ROWDIE WALDEN (@rowdiewalden), the host of Spotifys Search Engine Sex (check it out, it's awseome). Rowdie and Abbie talk...

Big Titties Equals Whore

27 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Abbie rants about a man in her DMs who told her that she would demand respect if she wasn't so vulgar and dressed more modestly, to which she responds...

Like Groceries

21 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week's episode is a little late, sorry! Abbie rants about a controversial Brownlow dress, tells you how to eat ass and then answer a question abo...

Abbie Gets Her Natal Chart Read with Jaz Borri

17 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The first of mini episodes (now called IT'S A LITTLE) that will be extras from the usual Tuesday installment, or just random thoughts that Abbie has. ...

Two Geminis Jump on a Zoom Call with Jaz Borri

12 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week Abbie has a chat with Astrologer Jaz Borri! Jaz Borri is an empowerment astrologer & self-discovery mentor from Sydney, Australia. Using...

Narcissistic Bin Day!

05 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Abbie reads your stories you have emailed in about your wild exes, including lots of cheating and drama. She finishes the episode off with a little ad...

Break

28 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

EBTIL has revoked his consent to have this episode continued. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for...

Abbie Cries About Her Vulva with Ellie from Comfortable in My Skin

14 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

TW: In this episode we talk a lot about vulvas, being two cis women who have only slept with cis women, our language defaulted to binary and cis langu...

Habitual Nutter with Flex Mami/Lillian Ahenkan

07 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

HABITUAL NUTTER This week Abbie is joined by Lillian Ahenkan akaFLEX MAMI!!!! Flex is an absolutely glorious human who has made critical thinking *coo...

Lockdown Day 13: You Don't Need To Be In A Relationship

31 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Abbie dissects a tweet that says the following: I'm the kind of girl that says I want a boyfriend but any time a guy tries to get to know me I'm like ...

Lockdown Day 11: How To Deal With Slut Shaming From An Ex

29 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Grrr!! This one is full of anger. A listener DMd Abbie a message asking how to deal with her D-Bag of an ex who is attempting to slut shame her. Gross...

Lockdown Day 10: Ghosting, Glugging And Girls

28 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's been a couple of days because Abbie needed a mental health break. Today Abbie rants about anti-vaxxers and conspiracy theorists in a very niche f...

Lockdown Day 6: Breaking A Dry Spell

24 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Abbie talks about the anxiety of that first sexual encounter after a dry spell, and how to ease some of that anxiety! 
 See omnystudio.com/li...

Lockdown Day 4 & 5: Performative Actions Become Habits

23 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Abbie had a break on Saturday so is giving you a 20 minute lockdown episode. She talks about femme men, performative actions that become habits and wh...

Lockdown Day 3: Sexting And Nude Etiquette

21 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Abbie has a laugh about a reply to a nude she received, then answers a question about sexting and sending nudes. Here is the link to Abbie's PopSugar ...