Pegging for the People
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What are the initial thoughts on celebrating significant events?
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Ready? One, two, three. Patriots, gay triots, they triots, black triots, brown triots, we love you. All the MAGA fascists can do what, Pumps? Fuck off! All right. Welcome to America's Top DEI Podcast. Pumps, what have you had it with?
So there's been so many things lately, but here's my number one thing I've had it with. Right now, as we sit here, you know, an hour, it'll be different. Okay. Not it. When you go to order, like where you're standing in line to order and somebody has a bunch of little kids, cause now kids are out of school and like each little kid orders and they don't know what they're ordering. And it takes an infinitely longer time than if the mom just said, okay, Chicken nuggets with fries or whatever. The kid's like, you know, talks about the toy. I've just had it. Just like until your child can read fluently and speak fluently, order for them. Save everybody else because I just get sick of all these kids everywhere talking and making things last longer.
A follow-up questions. You mentioned chicken nuggets and toys. Were you at McDonald's when this happened? No, I wasn't.
But I'm just saying when I had children, I was gracious enough when we went to McDonald's every day to order their chicken nuggets and toys. That's the only thing I could think of.
But you also did your kids' homework.
Fair.
I got to see. You got to see. Where were you? What kind of restaurant was this with all these kids were...
like one of those walk up order a hamburger places in Oklahoma city and you walk up and it's like, okay, I want to grill cheese. Do you, do you want ham on it? I don't know if I want ham on it. It's just like, how many kids are we talking about? Like they had six. So what surely I don't want mom with six kids. Super breeder. It was just, I think it was like a friends. Everybody had friends.
Here's the thing. I completely agree with you. I really I am not a lover of children. I like children on a case to case basis, the same as adults. But I remember when we were young mothers and we would stroll into a restaurant.
How does Jennifer feel about children ordering food at restaurants?
You had three kids. I had two. And your daughter was a chronic vomiter. Like, I mean, she was a toddler, but you would think she had been bulimic. She threw up all the fucking time. Everywhere we went, she's throwing up. And I remember we were at this Mexican restaurant called Chica's. We were the worst. We were the walking, breathing embodiment of everything that this podcast is about. The I've had it. We were the white women with the snot-nosed kids. Yeah. And then just, and they were a nightmare. They were horrible. I'm sure we let them order. I'm sure it was a total stage five disaster. And I remember at the tail end of it, and there were people around us, like we were the only people with kids in there.
It was a tiny little restaurant. But we don't go super early too, right? And they were miserable, all of these people around us. There's no excuse for us walking in anywhere. In retrospect, with all those kids, I really hate us for it. There's no justification for walking. I think each kid had a friend, too. It was like a goddamn day trip from a daycare. It was pathetic. Nonetheless... everybody's miserable. And I start seeing people leave. And then the coup de grace at the end was your daughter starts like, she would always kind of like start coughing, crying, and then vomit. And we have like a bowl of chips on the table and she just vomited right into the bowl of chips. And that's when I looked at you and I was like, I'm taking my kids and I'm leaving.
Like we are terrorists. We are domestic terrorists.
And we would go out at lunch to the pizza buffet and dinner.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the initial thoughts on celebrating significant events?
0:00–2:50
2
How does Jennifer feel about children ordering food at restaurants?
2:50–5:03
3
What amusing stories do they share about dining experiences with kids?
5:03–7:28
4
How do the hosts reflect on their parenting experiences?
7:28–10:13
5
What recent news stories do they discuss regarding societal issues?
10:13–13:23
6
What are the hosts' opinions on the intersection of faith and politics?
13:23–15:35
7
How do they critique the behavior of certain public figures?
15:35–18:34
8
What closing thoughts do they share about their experiences and future?
18:34–51:03