Hour 1: Hawk's Lying Uncle
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This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
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Why was Poppy's Domino Tournament postponed?
As an aside, a quick PSA to our audience. I received word this morning that Poppy's Domino Tournament has been postponed. So if you purchase tickets to that event, don't worry. We will take care of that. You'll be issued refunds in the coming days. You'll hear about more information on that and when there will be a new date. Game time.
I feel like that should be their slogan or something. It was at one point.
Send them a copy this time.
You got to go get Ray Lewis to do it, though. He's the only one who can deliver. That wasn't even his, was it? He did it the best. It wasn't his? Wasn't it the Bulls? Nah. No? I thought it was Ray. No, Ray was all my dogs in the house. Right? He might have used game time. But that was Bahaman.
Yeah, that was definitely the Baja. I mean, it's all copyright issues.
The Baja men are the exact opposite of all my dogs in the house. The Baja men were concerned about who let all the dogs out of their house.
Can I ask you something about house really quick, just because you mentioned it, and I feel like we're not going to get back to it. You just said that when you had a cat sitter at your house and your cat would scurry about and go sneak the food, that the cat sitter thought, oh, that's just one of those house noises. And we all just kind of moved on. That's like one of the weirdest things we do as like a society, right? Is like we just like there's noises in your house. You're like, ah, it's just a house noise. And it's really just because like I don't want to deal with whatever that noise is. So as long as I don't know what it is and it doesn't sound like it's too serious, that's just a house noise. And we're not going to address that.
What is the discussion about Uber ratings and personal strategies?
No, it's creaking. It's the changing temperature. I think this explains it, right? It's like the change in temperature. It's wood and whatever expanding and contracting. And so you want me to go find where it is contracted and heat up that portion of the house?
No, I'm just saying I feel like there's so much going on that there's just a certain level of sound that you just allow to occur. And you're like, I don't really need to know what that is.
I was going to let you off the hook, Billy. But we need to know what your Uber rating is because you seem like you- He's grown up in nice houses.
He's grown up in such nice houses that they don't have creeks.
Meanwhile- No, it's just there's always one temperature down here so wood doesn't get colder or hotter. And everything's like concrete too.
As much as I love the value you bring to the show with these interesting non sequiturs, I imagine that this is not a bit. This is you all the time. And so when you're riding in Ubers, you probably annoy the hell out of your driver because you're like, hey. Well, OK.
I don't like the way you're setting this up at all. I was thinking today just walking in. It was his strategy today.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the sponsorships and promotions in this episode?
0:01–0:46
2
How can you make the most of the GameTime app?
0:46–1:26
3
Why was Poppy's Domino Tournament postponed?
1:26–2:51
4
What is the discussion about Uber ratings and personal strategies?
2:51–9:23
5
Why was Taylor Jenkins fired from the Grizzlies?
9:23–10:51
6
How does the NBA superstar culture affect team dynamics?
10:51–17:41
7
What is the debate about Ja Morant's athletic abilities?
17:41–19:54
8
Who is Uncle Rick and what are his tall tales?
19:54–41:22
Speakers
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