The Michael Knowles Show
Episodes
Ep. 244 - The Midterm Grand Finale
31 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Future President Kanye West lashes out at Candace Owens, saying he’s been used to push a political message he doesn’t support, Paul Ryan lashes ou...
Ep. 243 - What's Wrong With Birthright Citizenship
30 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
President Trump has vowed to sign an executive order ending birthright citizenship. Then, leftist pots call conservative kettles black on anti-Semitis...
Ep. 242 - The Case For The Death Penalty
30 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
An anti-Semitic bigot murdered 11 and injured six Jews worshipping at a Pittsburgh synagogue on Saturday. We examine the case for the death penalty. T...
Ep. 241 - Worst Bomber Ever
27 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
A man has been arrested in connection with the slew of bomb packages mailed over the past few days. As the mainstream media jumps to blame Donald Trum...
Ep. 240 - Booms, Bums, and Bombs
24 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Democrats discover several conveniently timed bombs less than two weeks before midterm elections defined by leftist violence. Then, the Left settles o...
Ep. 239 - Running To Win vs. Running Not To Lose
23 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Blue Wave is reforming as a tsunami of leftist tears. Trump’s approval rating and GOP's economic score hit all-time highs. Meanwhile, Obama reap...
Ep. 238 - The Cold Civil War
22 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Dems amp up their assaults against Republicans, but conciliatory conservatives are missing the only possible strategy for domestic peace. Then, a look...
Ep. 237 - The Devil In The Details
19 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Saudis assassinate Islamist journalist Jamal Khashoggi, and for some reason we're all expected to care. We will analyze the devil in the details a...
Ep. 236 - Make ‘Em Angry, Make ‘Em Stupid
18 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Democrats continue their downward spiral as pollsters up Republicans chances for the midterms, all of which exposes a fundamental rule of politics: wh...
Ep. 235 - The Great Democrat Crack-Up
17 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Senate Democrats go into full meltdown, our President calls his former hooker a “Horseface,” and Stephen Hawking warns of the cyborg apocalypse fr...
Ep. 234 - Pocahontas Admits She’s 99.9% White
15 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Lie-awatha Liz Warren has finally released a DNA test proving she’s super duper white! We will analyze Faux-cahontas’s bizarre 2020 strategy. Then...
Ep. 233 - Democrats’ Demon Craft
11 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
According to left-wing outlet Vox, “modern-day witches” are putting hexes on Donald Trump and Brett Kavanaugh. Then, Kanye kills it in the Oval Of...
Ep. 232 - The Kavanaugh Effect
10 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Looking toward the midterms, the GOP is bouncing back in states that Democrats were all set to pick up. Then, Hillary Clinton pontificates on how to t...
Ep. 231 - Did Everyone Forget The U.N. Doesn’t Matter?
09 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Nikki Haley has resigned as UN Ambassador. Then, President Trump boofs on Kavanaugh’s critics, Google hates America, and the WaPo publishes the dumb...
Ep. 230 - Kavanaugh Is ConFFFFFFirmed!
08 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
A joyous occasion, with beer and boofing galore. We examine what conservatives should take away. Then, socialist loony-tune Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez s...
Ep. 229 - Ha Ha, You Lost
04 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Get your tumblers ready: Kavanaugh is set to ascend to the Supreme Court. Then, a male feminist roundhouse kicks a pro-life woman, presumably because ...
Ep. 228 - The Lie-Detector Test
03 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
New evidence emerges that Christine Ford told untruths in her various stories and testimonies related to Brett Kavanaugh. Then, the NYT shows Kavanaug...
Ep. 227 - Schumer’s Choice
02 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Gang rape, text messages, bar fights — oh my. As new accusations roll in by the day, new polls are coming in too, and they don’t look great for De...
Ep. 226 - I Believe *Her*
01 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Prosecutor Rachel Mitchell shreds Christine Ford's testimony. Then, Kanye makes Saturday Night Live Great Again, and Jeff Flake somehow degrades himse...
Ep. 225 - I Don’t Believe Her
28 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jeff Flake decides to flake out, we’ll analyze that and Dr. Ford’s constantly changing story and uncredible testimony. Then, miracle of miracles, ...
Ep. 224 - The Gang-Raping Of Brett Kavanaugh
27 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Democrats and the media gang-rape Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, and President Trump gives a delightful news conference. Then, Glenn Beck stop...
Ep. 223 - Trump’s Moral Clarity At The UN
25 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Trump performs brilliantly at the UN. Then, Brett Kavanaugh is guilty until proven innocent, Michael Moore’s movie bombs, Cruz gets run out of a res...
Ep. 222 - Brett Kavanaugh Cures Alzheimer’s
24 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Did Brett Kavanaugh murder JFK and start WWI? We demand an investigation! Ann Coulter weighs in. Then, Rod Rosenstein keeps his job (for now), Michael...
Ep. 221 - Help Us, Cocaine Mitch. You’re Our Only Hope
21 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The latest from the hearings, and reassurance from Cocaine Mitch. Then, Merriam-Webster adds a new fake word, Joseph Nicolosi Jr. explains the facts a...
Ep. 220 - Much Ado About Nothing
20 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Allegations against Brett Kavanaugh fall apart, the economy soars, and Democrat Senator Mazie Hirono needs a fainting couch. Then, Ken Starr joins to ...
Ep. 219 - Below The Belt
19 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Stormy Daniels continues to epitomize grace and class as she compares President Trump’s genitals to cartoon fungus, CNN dedicates a segment to Donal...
Ep. 218 - Another High-Tech Lynching
17 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Democrats launch un-credible allegations against Brett Kavanaugh, Anne Hathaway spouts newspeak at a gay lobbying group gala, and Alexandria Ocasio-Co...
Ep. 217 - George Orwell’s Diversity University
13 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
An extensive survey of Yale’s incoming freshmen has found that the Class of 2022 will be “the most diverse in University history.” They’ll be ...
Ep. 216 - The Virtue Of Nationalism
12 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The humorless Left is now so trigger-happy theyre now attacking things that havent even happened yet. Hysteria rips America apart, but Yoram Hazony he...
Ep. 215 - 9/11: The Beginning Of The End Of Globalism
11 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Maxine Waters wants to impeach every Republican from president to dog catcher. The NFL and Nike continue to get woke and go broke. Then, has the West ...
Ep. 214 - Bad Sports
10 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Democrats humiliate themselves, from campaigning in Canada to filing fake perjury charges against Brett Kavanaugh, and Serena Williams becomes the Hil...
Ep 213 - Sweeps Week
06 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Traitors, tall tales, trolls, or spies: there’s a concerted effort afoot to take down this presidency. Cory Booker is behaving like an infant again....
Ep. 212 - Anti-Social Media
05 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Social media CEOs head to Capitol Hill and promise censorship to their political overlords. Alex Jones makes a good point, the health benefits of “f...
Ep. 211 - Get Woke, Go Broke
04 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hollywood writes America out of the moon landing, and Nike turns Colin Kaepernick into a real-life Al Bundy. Then, Steve Bannon is disinvited from the...
Ep. 210 - The Virtues (And Vices) Of Selfishness
30 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
iPhones, Me-llennials, and the sacrament of self-love have infected every aspect of society, from Alex Jones’s browser history all the way up to the...
Ep. 209 - America’s Favorite Pagan Orgy
29 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This week, 70,000 weirdos will descend on the Nevada desert to bump uglies, roll around in filth, and worship Moloch. Then, we explore why everybody i...
Ep. 208 - A Nation Of Dopes
28 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
As markets surge after Trump shreds NAFTA, we have to ask ourselves: is it possible that the smart people are stupid and the stupid people are smart? ...
Ep. 207 - Spiritual Wickedness In High Places
27 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Vatican’s former ambassador to the United States is publicly accusing Pope Francis of covering up for an abusive cardinal, and he’s calling on...
Ep. 206 - The Best Defense Is A Good Offense
23 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Democrats have fallen victim to one of the three classic blunders. We’ll analyze why the best defense is a good offense. Then, a CNN contributor pos...
Ep. 205 - Are You Not Entertained?
22 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Drama unfolds as Manafort and Cohen fall within minutes. Will Trump survive? Then, Masterpiece Cakeshop owner Jack Phillips stops by to discuss the Le...
Ep. 204 - Literally Hitler Deports A Nazi
21 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Trump and ICE arrest a Nazi, Andy Millennial stops by to rap about socialism, and the VMAs prove feminism is witchcraft and Cardi B is a future Republ...
Ep. 203 - Truth Isn’t Truth To The Left
20 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Rudy Giuliani says, "Truth isn't truth." Or did he? A White House aide is fired over racism accusations while the Left promotes racists, drooling Joe ...
Ep. 202 - The Devil In The Details
17 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
A horrific sex scandal shakes the Catholic Church from Pennsylvania up to the Vatican. We will analyze why it happened, what can be done, and why so m...
Ep. 201 - Free Speech Is So Rare, You Can't Even Buy It
14 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Conservatives offer to pay Ocasio-Cortez for the debate she demanded, while lefties give disgraced FBI agent Peter Strzok $300K for being a twerp. We’...
Ep. 200 - I Know You Are, But What Am I?
13 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Unite The Right flops in Charlottesville and DC, but the MSM pounce on the opportunity to project their own depravity on their opponents. Muslim terro...
Ep. 199 - Smart People, Frivolous Press
09 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The West Hollywood City Council has voted to remove President Trump’s star from the Hollywood Walk of Fame. I head down to Hollywood Boulevard to ga...
Ep. 198 - Losing Is Really Winning!
08 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On election night, Republicans win, Democrats lose, and the media explain that losing is really winning. Then, Professor Edward Feser joins to rebuff ...
Ep. 197 - The Frogs Are Only Going To Get Gayer
07 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Big Tech has banned Alex Jones and his website InfoWars from virtually all of their platforms: Apple, Facebook, and YouTube. Conservatives are split o...
Ep. 196 - Democrats’ 2020 Strategy: WAHHHH!
06 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Leftists, pinkos, hippies, and freaks meet up at Netroots Nation conference to establish their strategy for 2020. We’ve got the highlights. Then, Ka...
Ep. 195 - The Greatest Jobs-Producer God Ever Created
03 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
As socialist empty-heads insist that the economy isn’t working, a record-high number of Americans are working as the economy soars. We will analyze ...
Ep. 194 - Cry Me A River, Jim Acosta
02 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
As confidence in the mainstream media drops to record lows, President Trump’s approval rating hits a new high. We’ll analyze why the media’s cro...
Ep. 193 - Save The Planet: Use Plastic Straws
31 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Shrink the non-existent garbage island in the Pacific Ocean while polar bears don’t starve in the arctic, fracking doesn’t poison water wells, and...
Ep. 192 - A Tale Told By An Idiot, Full Of Sound And Fury, Signifying Nothing
30 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Democrat conspiracy theorists come up empty on Russia, Democrat superstar and socialist empty-head Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez embarrasses herself on tel...
Ep. 191 - Silly Season
26 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We’re in the throes of silly season, those delightful summer months when the MSM focus on frivolous news stories. A gay male congressman rants about...
Ep. 190 - Have We Ever Had It So Good?
25 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Crises, crises everywhere! Sexbots, straws, and porn stars. We’ll analyze the most pressing crises facing our nation today and ask if we’ve ever h...
Ep. 189 - There Is No Such Thing As “Democratic Socialism”
24 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
DSA membership skyrockets, half of millennials call themselves “socialist,” and Ocasio-Cortez spreads the gospel of envy. The problem: there's no ...
Ep. 188 - Common Sense Gunn Control
23 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Should Hollywood director James Gunn have been fired for making pedophile jokes 10 years ago? Samuel L. Jackson, William Shakespeare, and the Lord you...
Ep. 187 - Why Won’t Anyone Talk About The Persecuted Christians?
19 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
A study undertaken this year shows that the persecution and mass-murder of Christians around the world is worse today than at any time in history, and...
Ep. 186 - Would He, Or Wouldn’t He?
18 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Would he or wouldn’t he? We’ll analyze the question Democrat vultures and frivolous Republicans are so eager to keep in the headlines. Then, Chad ...
Ep. 185 - Those Who Don’t Read Bad Philosophy Are Doomed To Repeat It
17 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Democrats want to nominate a fresh face for president in 2020 as the party veers sharply to the left, which is great for wild-eyed socialist darling A...
Ep. 184 - The Beautiful Game
16 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Daily Wire 2 sports correspondent Jeremy "the godking" Boreing stops by with one last World Cup recap. Then, we analyze the most beautiful game of all...
Ep. 183 - We’re Winning On Every Front
12 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The executive, the legislature, the judiciary; foreign policy, government policy, civil rights, even battles of religion! A banner week in which we’...
Ep. 182 - The Deepest Bias In American History
11 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We will analyze the sudden return of anti-Catholic bigotry, from CNN to the floor of the U.S. Senate. Then, CNN runs an entirely fictional segment on ...
Ep. 181 - BREAKING: Leftists Really Mad About _________ !
10 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Left is furious about Judge Fill-In-The-Blank. The MSM reports that Judge Fill-In-The-Blank is the most egregious Supreme Court nominee in U.S. hi...
Ep. 180 - Read My Lips: No New Taxes
09 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Grover Norquist stops by to discuss how you don’t even realize all the money you’re making thanks to the Trump administration, and then he spills ...
Ep. 179 - The Third American Revolution
05 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Crazy ladies climbing the Statue of Liberty, Facebook categorizing the Declaration of Independence as “hate speech,” and a record-low in American ...
Ep. 178 - Freedom’s Heroes ft. Ji Seong-Ho
03 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On a special, Independence Day episode, we will be joined by North Korean defector Ji Seong-Ho to discuss his six-thousand-mile journey on crutches to...
Ep. 177 - Why The F*** Is Everybody So F***in’ Profane?
02 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Why do mainstream media muckspouts constantly use such filthy language? Rubio is on to something. We'll analyze why the Left has such a potty mouth. T...
Ep. 176 - “ǝpɐM ˙ʌ ǝoɹ” ?
28 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Michael is hungover from yesterday. (Leftist tears are a diuretic.) We’ll analyze the probability of restoring constitutional governance and who Tru...
Ep. 175 - Trump’s Masterstroke: Making Dems Honest Again
27 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Democrats haven't been this honest since they started a war to stop Republicans from freeing their slaves, and we have President Trump to thank! Then,...
Ep. 174 - We Live In Supremely Good Times
26 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Major SCOTUS wins for religious liberty, life, and sovereignty—three cheers for Donald Trump and Cocaine Mitch! Democrats are left with nothing but ...
Ep. 173 - Civility vs. Niceness: Act Like A Man!
25 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The President is telling Jimmy Fallon to act like a man, a dirty Virginia restaurant kicks out Press Secretary Sarah Sanders, and a muscular national ...
Ep. 172 - MSM Pleads Guilty To 5 Charges Of Manslaughter
21 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
ABC News and TIME Magazine go full MSM—you never go full MSM—as President Trump forces Democrats’ hand on the contrived non-troversy at the bord...
Ep. 171 - Chesterton’s Fence Just Got 10 Feet Higher
20 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Michael—er, Rachel Maddow—cries on MSNBC. We'll analyze the contrived immigration issue that has the GOP losing another fake Republican strategist...
Ep. 170 - A National Conversation About National Conversations
19 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It’s time for a national conversation: a national conversation about "national conversations." Then, why the total hysteria over illegal immigration...
Ep. 169 - Zero Tolerance: Time To Separate Fake Republicans From Their Party
18 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Fake news at the border. Michael analyzes the "Republicans" who swallow MSM bait hook, line, and sinker. Then, theologian George Weigel joins the show...
Ep. 168 - Happy Birthday To Us!
14 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Flag Day, and it’s the President’s birthday, and we’re getting all the presents: on the economy, foreign affairs, standing among the inte...
Ep. 167 - The Smoke-And-Mirrors Left
13 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This is a really big day. I’m honored. I’d like to thank the Academy. The Southern Poverty Law Center has named a video I did for Prager Universit...
Ep. 166 - The Kim Summit: Reality vs. Fantasy (ft. Sean Spicer)
12 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Trump sat down with Kim and offered hope for denuclearization. But hysterical theoreticians worry that, while the meeting worked in reality, it didn't...
Ep. 165 - Boyz To Men: DeNiro, Trudeau, Trump
11 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Aloha, hoa! Michael is bronzed, bound, and back. Now that he's finally a man, at a time when the culture encourages boys to become girls, we’ll disc...
Ep. 164 - The Real Trump-Kim Summit
30 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
After months of high-stakes negotiations, the Kim Summit is back on, and it won’t be happening in Singapore. That’s right, Kim Kardashian is comin...
Ep. 163 - Bad Jokes: Roseanne And The Left’s Fake Outrage
29 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Roseanne Barr told a joke in poor taste about an ex-government aide’s appearance, so leftists got her show cancelled. We’ll analyze the fake outra...
Ep. 162 - Donald Trump Doesn’t Kneel
24 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
As Little Rocket man runs his mouth, the U.S. send a clear message and backs it up with action. Meanwhile, Trump triggers the Left into attacking the ...
Ep. 161 - Trump’s Eerie Ability To Predict The Future
23 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Donald Trump: the voice of one tweeting out in the wilderness. As President Covfefe’s critics continue to wind up with egg on their face, and his ow...
Ep. 160 - Guns, Damned Lies, And Statistics ft. Kyle Kashuv, Kenneth Preston
22 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Fake news about guns and school shootings abounds. We break down the MSM's false claims line by line. Then, Kyle Kashuv and Kenneth Preston stop by to...
Ep. 159 - I Spy…Democrats Threatening Our Republic!
21 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The more we learn about the Russia investigation, the clearer its nakedly political nature become. Then, why Google stops telling its employees not to...
Ep. 158 - Which Is Worse: MS-13 Or MSM?
17 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In its most bizarre electoral strategy since nominating a dessicated old crone for president in 2016, Democrats have now taken to defending face-tatto...
Ep. 157 - Nationalism: From D.C. To Jerusalem
16 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
As the MSM provides cover for Palestinian terrorists, we’ll analyze why President Trump’s embassy move has so infuriated Democrats and the mainstr...
Ep. 156 - When Mueller Colluded With The Russians
15 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
A bombshell report uncovers a possible major conflict on interest for Robert Mueller and his never-ending Russia investigation. Then, legendary standu...
Ep. 155 - The Kids Are All Right
14 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In honor of Mother’s Day, let’s think of the children! Is the GOP in danger of losing Millennials forever? No wayWe will mine the hidden covfefe i...
Ep. 154 - Barack and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week
10 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The winning won’t stop. Can’t stop, won’t stop. Following up on shredding the Iran nuclear deal and freeing American hostages held in North Kore...
Ep. 153 - Spiritual, But Not Religious
09 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
1/5 of Americans and 1/3 of adults under 30 describe themselves as “spiritual but not religious,” which is to say, they don’t care very much abo...
Ep. 152 - Buh-Bye-Atollah! Trump Scraps Iran Deal, Obama Legacy
08 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The U.S. is withdrawing from the Iran nuclear deal, torching the sole foreign policy achievement of Barack Obama and relegating Mr. Obama’s entire l...
Ep. 151 - Keepin’ It Real: The Modern Minstrel Show
07 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Emmy-, Grammy-, and Golden Globe Award-winning millionaire actor, comedian, writer, director, producer, singer, songwriter, rapper, and DJ Donald Glov...
Ep. 150 - Thank You, Lord, That Obama Is No Longer President
03 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On this National Day of Prayer, Michelle Obama refers to herself as our “Forever First Lady.” Thankfully, she’s actually the Never-Ever-Again Fi...
Ep. 149 - Kanye West Voice Of Reason
02 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Kanye West has said the only slavery in America 400 years on is mental imprisonment. He's entirely correct. Who knew that in an age of sexless Boy Sco...
Ep. 148 - What I Saw In Baghwan’s Sex Cult ft. Bridget Phetasy
01 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s show will be all about sex, hedonism, and free love because I’ve got a month left of bachelorhood and I need tips on how to live it up. Sp...
Ep. 147 - Claps Not Laughs: Michelle Wolf And The Death Of Comedy
30 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Michelle Wolf is not a comedienne. We'll explain why her schtick bombed, the difference between comedy and Important Comedy™, and why the Left can't...
Ep. 146 - Child Sacrifice, Undead Pigs: Time For An Exorcism?
26 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Pope Francis praises exorcism as demand for casting out demons skyrockets. Meanwhile, a new archeological dig has uncovered the largest mass child sac...
Ep. 145 - Too Much Winning…Can’t Go On…
25 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Kanye West turns his conservative Republican talk up to 11; our conservative Republican president has made even the socialist president of France love...