The Michael Knowles Show
Episodes
Ep. 95 - The GRAMMYs Prove Aristotle Right
29 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
According to early numbers, ratings for the Grammys plummeted a stunning 33% over last year’s viewership. Then, Allie Stuckey and Elisha Krauss join...
Ep. 94 - Cecile Richards, Maniacal Ghoul: A Retrospective
25 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Cecille Richards, the maniacal ghoul who for the past dozen years has run the largest abortion mill in America, is reportedly stepping down from the e...
Ep. 93 - Burger King: Home of the Woke-er
24 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The popular drug deal terminal and homeless shelter Burger King has a new marketing campaign. The Home of the Whopper no longer boasts about its bigge...
Ep. 92 - Find The Texts Or Fire Mueller
23 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
So remember those two FBI agents who had worked on the Mueller investigation who openly talked about an insurance policy to undo the election in case ...
Ep. 91 - Lying, Shrieking Harpies: Women’s March 2018
22 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Once again this weekend, the women marched; and once again, they had nothing to say. We will dismantle the Women’s March point by point. Then Allie ...
Ep. 90 - Better To Be Aroused By Forbes Than Alinsky
19 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Having failed to defeat President Trump in his successful quest to erase Barack Obama’s legacy of failed leftist policies, Democrats now stoop to po...
Ep. 89 - And The #FakeNews Awards Winner Is…Us!
18 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Time’s Up for the preening hacks who pretend to be journalists on television and in the press. The real winner of the Fake News Awards is…us! We’...
Ep. 88 - #MeToo Ends: Not With A Bang, But A Whimper
16 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This is the way #MeToo ends, this is the way #MeToo ends: not with a bang but a whimper. We will discuss Hollow Men, Sodden Women, and the Neo-Vic...
Ep. 87 - Racism And Our Sh**hole Culture
15 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
During a private, bipartisan meeting, Democrats allege President Trump called Haiti a…not very nice place to live. Now everybody is calling him a ra...
Ep. 86 - Obama’s Virtual Library and Legacy
11 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Barack Obama has unveiled plans for his presidential library and museum on the South Side of Chicago. According to Obama aides, the presidential libra...
Ep. 85 - The Art Of The Deal: A Play-By-Play
10 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The King of Reality TV just gave us one of his best episodes yet. We’ll break down the DACA meeting scene by scene, line by line. Then Allie Stuckey...
Ep. 84 - Bitterly Cold Global Warming ft. Richard Lindzen
09 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
A bitterly cold spate of global warming has struck the East Coast, freezing harbors and blanketing whole cities under its sweltry frost. According to ...
Ep. 83 - Terrible Performances, Oprah To Jake Tapper
08 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Last night, Hollywood’s most rich and famous lechers, assailants, and enablers gathered at the Golden Globes as their city, industry, and reputation...
Ep. 82 - Bannon Book: Fact vs. Fiction
04 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The mainstream media are having a field day with the saucy anti-Trump books quotes and President Trump’s giving Steve Bannon the Rosie O’Donnell s...
Ep. 81 - Trump’s Button Is Bigger
03 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
What do Kim Jong Un, Mahmoud Abbas, and Steve Bannon have in common? They messed with the wrong bad hombre. We will analyze Trump’s castration of Ba...
Ep. 80 - The Shah 2018: Make Iran Great Again
03 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On the ninth day of Christmas, Iran may give to me death to Ayatollah Khamenei! Mideast analyst Josh Yasmeh joins to analyze what the Iran riots mean ...
Ep. 79 - It’s Time To Defund The U.N.
21 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Just when you thought tax reform couldn’t get any better, the worst people on earth voted today to save taxpayers billions of dollars. Despite warni...
Ep. 78 - The Rapture
20 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Oh no! If only we had listened to Nancy Pelosi! Republican tax reform killed everybody! We discuss the reaction to tax reform passing. Then, the great...
Ep. 77 - Cultural Death and Taxes
19 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s show is all about death and taxes. Republicans have come to an agreement on the final tax reform bill, and there is a ton of fake news sprea...
Ep. 76 - The Best Words: Trump vs. PC at the CDC
18 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The fake news media breathlessly reported over the weekend that the Trump administration has banned the Center for Disease Control and Prevention from...
Ep. 75 - ‘Net Neutrality’: Trump Makes The Internet Free Again
14 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Donald Trump’s FCC makes the Internet free again! We’ll explain so-called "net neutrality" since apparently nobody has any idea what it is. Then, ...
Ep. 74 - The Russians Hacked Alabama
13 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Catastrophe in Alabama! Unfortunately, Republicans are drawing terrible conclusions from the experience. We will analyze what conservatives should rea...
Ep. 73 - Keaton Jones: Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
12 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Did you see that viral video yesterday of the little boy crying about being bullied, and the heartwarming, outpouring of support for him on social med...
Ep. 72 - CNN is Literally Hitler (ft. Victor Davis Hanson)
11 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Facts are under attack, and the barbarous tyranny of feelings is ascendant. We will analyze a wonderful weekend of some of the fakest news yet, total ...
Ep. 71 - The War On Christmas: A History
07 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Michael assumes the role of candy cane-chomping Douglas MacArthur in the War On Christmas. Does it exist? Are we winning? He explains why the War on C...
Ep. 70 - Embassy In Jerusalem, Fire Destroying Hollywood: Are These The End Times?
06 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
With President Trump officially recognizing Jerusalem as the ancient capital of Israel and the Jewish people, and with my beloved city Hollywood liter...
Ep. 69 - #NoMeansNo Unless #LoveWins
05 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In these days of #MeToo and #NoMeansNo and politicians and media moguls dropping left and right for sexual coercion, consent has taken center stag...
Ep. 68 - The Consensus Is Always Wrong
04 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Remember how President Trump could never pass tax reform in his first year? Turns out that was all fake news. We’ll analyze the Senate tax bill and ...
Ep. 67 - Christmas Comes Early! Tax Cuts
30 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
John McCain says he’ll vote for tax reform, Nancy Pelosi has called on the longest-serving member of Congress from her own party to resign, the Dail...
Ep. 66 - Watch Trump’s Fingers
29 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Matt Lauer, Garrison Keillor, Joe Scarborough accused of murder, Muslim videos, showdown at the CFPB—so much news to talk about! Isn’t it strange ...
Ep. 65 - The Swampy Shore: Reality TV Reality
28 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The Jersey Shore has announced a new season, but who needs Snooki, Mike, and Paulie when we’ve got Donald, Chuck, and Nancy? Allie Stuckey, Elisha K...
Ep. 64 - And The Fake News Trophy Goes To…the CFPB!
27 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
CNN is trying to ban the term fake news, President Trump has called for a fake news trophy, and an Obama holdover, left-wing stooge is trying to subve...
Ep. 63 - Thanksgiving: The Land Was Ours
22 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Michael debunks revisionist myths about Thanksgiving and explains the undeniably divine providence guiding the Mayflower's voyage. Learn more about yo...
Ep. 62 - WINNING: ISIS Is Over
21 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
A mere 11 months to the day since President Trump took office, ISIS has been defeated in Iraq and Syria. Not bad. Also, grand-standing empty-head Char...
Ep. 61 - Kill The Elephants, Or Else They’ll Die
20 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Should President Trump overturn a stupid Obama-era rule banning big game hunters from keeping trophies like elephant tusks? As someone with years of e...
Ep. 60 - Luther Revisited ft. Eric Metaxas
16 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Sanctimonious Democrat Al Franken has been not only accused of groping a news anchor during a USO tour while she slept, he even posed for a photograph...
Ep. 59 - Cynical Democrats Suddenly Recant Sex Crimes
15 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Now that the Clintons are finished and Roy Moore is on the ropes, Democrats are spewing crocodile tears over their decades of covering up sexual abuse...
Ep. 58 - Dems Grill Sessions On Russia: Do You Still Beat Your Wife?
14 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jeff Sessions headed to Capitol Hill today, where Democrats who couldn’t coherently grill him over alleged Russia collusion grasped for straws, humi...
Ep. 57 - Roy Moore Chooses Now To Live As A Gay Man
13 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The accusations against besieged Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore have reached sufficient fever pitch to attract bloodsucking harpy Gloria Allred. B...
Ep. 56 - Happy Trump-aversary: 365 Days Of Covfefe
09 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Trump-aversary! Precisely one year ago, the Good Lord blessed us with a Noahide deluge of leftist tears. We’ll look back on 365 days of covfef...
Ep. 55 - Last Night’s Big Winner: The MSM Narrative!
08 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Democrats last night won two gubernatorial races in states that voted overwhelmingly for Hillary Clinton last year, although mainstream media reportin...
Ep. 54 - The October Revolution: 100 Years of Useful, Communist Idiots
07 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Comrades, today commemorate the 100th anniversary of Vladimir Lenin's October Revolution by looking back on a century of the useful idiots who have pr...
Ep. 53 - Our Great Mikado, Virtuous Man
06 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
President Trump kicks off his 12-day Asia trip with golf club koi fish diplomacy alongside Japan’s Prime Minister Shinzo Abe. Then, Emily Butler and...
Ep. 52 - Crooked Hillary Rigged The Election
02 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Former interim DNC chairman Donna Brazile has accused Michael's crooked cousin Hillary Clinton of rigging the 2016 Democrat primaries. RIP, "Chelsea 2...
Ep. 51 - Religion of Peace, Media of Euphemisms
01 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
A Muslim terrorist—"evil loser," to borrow a phrase—drove a Home Depot truck along a bike path near the World Trade Center, killing eight and woun...
Ep. 50 - Reformation Day? Dr. Martin Luther Will Have It So!
31 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Halloween, Reformation Day, and Trigger A College Student In 2017 Day! We’ll discuss why lefties are so angry about Moana. Then, the top 10 my...
Ep. 49 - Mueller Indicts Democrats
30 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Former Trump campaign chief Paul Manafort has been indicted for crimes related to lobbying that took place primary three to five years ago, but specia...
Ep. 48 - Happy Birthday, Hillary!
26 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Michael's cousin once-removed Hillary Clinton’s birthday! He celebrates the big day by counting our blessings this year. Then, Prager U CEO M...
Ep. 47 - F for Flake: Is Trump RINO Repellant?
25 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Trump's torrent of covfefe has washed away squishy Republicans Bob Corker and Jeff Flake, and the Trump-as-liberal narrative takes another hit. Then, ...
Ep. 46 - The Democrats Colluded With Russia
24 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
After months of harping on Putin-puppet Trump allegations, it turns out the Democrats may actually have colluded with Russia! Then Elisha Krauss and J...
Ep. 45 - Bowe Bergdahl: Aiding The Enemy And Obama’s Art of the Deal
23 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
U.S. Army Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl is awaiting sentencing after pleading guilty to desertion and misbehavior before the enemy, which could land him in p...
Ep. 44 - Fake News Is Fake News ft. Andy Millennial
19 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Donald Trump blasts fake news media for ignoring Russia’s uranium deal with Clinton. Meanwhile, the New York Times alleges fake news ads are popping...
Ep. 43 - President Trump at #War
18 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
President Donald Trump is facing war on all fronts. He’s been accused of insensitivity toward a gold star mother, former future president Hillary Cl...
Ep. 42 - Trump Wants Hillary To Run Again (#MeToo!)
17 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
President Trump wants Hillary to run again. Michael too! Plus, the Me Too meme and how saccharine slacktivism hurts real victims. Then, the first Demo...
Ep. 41 - The NYT Is Trash: An Historical Retrospective
16 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The New York Times accused conservatives of pandering to our audiences, so Michael gladly plays to type! Then Allie Stuckey and Jacob Airey join the P...
Ep. 40 - Ideologies Are Parasites ft. Jordan B. Peterson
12 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Does God exist? Is ideology a destructive parasite? Have campus snowflakes and pajama boys destroyed civilization? Dr. Jordan B. Peterson comes on to ...
Ep. 39 - Day of the Girl ft. Blaire White
11 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The incomparable and iconoclastic Blaire White to discuss what the Left gets wrong on transgenderism, the problems with LGBT activism, and which prono...
Ep. 38 - Donald Trump, Traditionalist, or: What I Learned In The UK
10 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Michael has returned from the Motherland with a tweed-clad, pipe-smoking, Queen-saving realization: Donald Trump is a traditionalist. He’ll discuss ...
Ep. 37 - Christopher Columbus Actually Was A Great Man
09 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Michael Knowles explains the difference between leftist lies and reality, and why Christopher Columbus is the Left's public enemy #1. Learn more abou...
Ep. 36 - #ThoughtsAndPrayers in Las Vegas
02 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
A suspected lone gunman commits the largest mass shooting in American history. Within hours, the hashtag #thoughtsandprayers began trending on Twitt...
Ep. 35 - RIP, Hef: The Playboy Philosophy — plus, Mailbag!
28 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Playboy playboy Hugh Hefner has died at 91. We’ll examine how the Playboy Philosophy transformed America. Then, Erielle Davidson, Zo Rachel, and His...
Ep. 34 - Did Trump Win Or Lose The Alabama Senate Primary?
27 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
President Trump’s endorsed candidate Luther Strange lost the Alabama Republican Senate primary last night, but he lost to the far Trumpier candidate...
Ep. 33 - Is Trump Playing 4-D Football?
26 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
A member of Congress takes the knee, the Cowboys try to take their knee and stand up too, and the President’s popularity surges. Is Trump laying 4-D...
Ep. 32 - Free Speech Hour ft. Dave Rubin
25 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Classical liberal Dave Rubin stops by the studio to discuss free speech as Milo's Berkeley #FreeSpeechWeek flops and President Trump calls out knee-...
Ep. 31 - Why Can't The Left Take A Joke? ft. Zo Rachel
21 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Author of the Pulitzer Prize-winning political treatise "Weapon of A.S.S. Destruction" Zo Rachel joins to explain why the Left has lost its funny bone...
Ep. 30 - Snowflakes and the End of Days ft. Allie Stuckey
20 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The Blaze’s Conservative Millennial Allie Stuckey joins in-studio to discuss the Whiniest Generation. There shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. ...
Ep. 29 - Love In The Time Of MAGA ft. Roaming Millennial
19 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Roaming Millennial joins Michael in-studio to talk love in the age of Trump. Then, Erielle Davidson joins the Panel of Deplorables to discuss revived ...
Ep. 28 - Everything Is Worse On TV: Emmys, St. Louis Blues, and the Rapture
18 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Stephen Colbert and the formerly glamorous Hollywood former elite turned out Sunday night to grab the lowest hanging fruit and shriek about Donald Tru...
Ep. 27 - Pussycat Doll vs. Pussyhat Dolls: MAGA in the Music Industry ft. Joy Villa and Kaya Jones
14 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Today we have an especially covfefe show: we discuss the difference between Pussycat Dolls and Pussyhat Dolls with the only two famous musicians in Ho...
Ep. 26 - The Battle of Berkeley ft. College Republican Pres. Bradley Devlin
13 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The Battle of Berkeley is underway as Ben Shapiro makes the snowflakes melt. Michael discusses with Berkeley College Republican President Bradley Devl...
Ep. 25 - All Politics Is Local. Or National. ft. Mayor Jesse Dwyer
12 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Is all politics local? Small-town mayor Jesse Dwyer explains. Then, the Daily Caller’s Amber Athey and the Daily Wire’s Amanda Prestigiacomo join ...
Ep. 24 - Is The Swamp Swallowing Trump? w/ fmr. Congresswoman Nan Hayworth
11 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Former Congresswoman Nan Hayworth discusses Steve Bannon's interview, whether the Swamp will swallow Trump, and disloyal Republicans. Then, Jacob Aire...
Ep. 23 - Arming Snowflakes: Antonia Okafor on Campus Carry
07 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Campus carry superstar Antonia Okafor stops by the studio to discuss why we need to arm the snowflakes and all the best pro-2nd Amendment arguments. T...
Ep. 22 - Everything You've Always Wanted To Know About Ben Shapiro (But Were Too Afraid To Ask)
06 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Michael gets personal with Ben in the old Shapiro broom closet. Plus, Roaming Millennial, Amanda Prestigiacomo, and Jacob Airey join the Panel of Depl...
Ep. 21 - Bethany Mandel: North Korea, Bad Government, and Babies
05 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Bethany Mandel joins to discuss her work on North Korea, having a baby on the side of a highway, and why bad government made her a conservative. Then,...
Ep. 20 - Are Democrats De-Sanctifying Abortion?
31 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The DNC might be moving away from its sacramental view of abortion. Then, Allie Stuckey, Keri Smith, and Jacob Airey join the Panel of Deplorables to ...
Ep. 19 - Feminism: A Well-Heeled Farce
30 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The MSM embodies progressive feminist philosophies by criticizing Melania's footwear. Michael discusses with his brand-new cultural correspondent! Plu...
Ep. 18 - Prosperity Podcast: Your Best Car Ride Now!
29 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Smiling preacher Joel Osteen, the senior pastor of America’s largest church, has come under fire for reportedly closing his doors to victims of the ...
Ep. 17 - Hurricane Harvey: Trump Sidesteps MSM Tsunami
28 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Trump's Harvey response avoids Bush's Katrina gaffes, and the mainstream media are furious. Plus, Roaming Millennial, Not Gay Jared, and Amanda Presti...
Ep. 16 - What Is Western Civilization?
24 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Oxford classicist Spencer Klavan sits down in studio to discuss what the West is and is not. Then, Kassy Dillon and Fleccas Talks join the Panel of De...
Ep. 15 - Trump Rallies, MSM Eats Covfefe
23 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
After President Trump’s rally, the MSM is admitted to urgent care for an overdose of covfefe. Plus, Antonia Okafor, Amanda Prestigiacomo, and Jacob ...
Ep. 14 - Safe-Space Foreclosures: Colleges Pay Price For Coddling
22 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Campus hotbeds of snowflake appeasement see enrollment collapse. Michael analyzing the costs of coddling students. Plus, Roaming Millennial, Allie Stu...
Ep. 13 - ‘Peace Through Violence’: Antifa And The ‘Alt-Left’
21 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Violent left-wing Antifa thugs assault police and right-wingers in Boston as 40,000 protesters surrounded fifty or so free speech demonstrators. Plus,...
Ep. 12 - SAD! A Week In Review
17 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Michael recaps a particularly rough week for President Trump and America. Fleccas Talks, Zo Rachel, and Josh Yasmeh join the Panel of Deplorables to t...
Ep. 11 - "Unite The Right" Speaker James Allsup Talks Charlottesville
16 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Michael talks with #UniteTheRight with scheduled speaker James Allsup. Plus, Josh Yasmeh, Aaron Bandler, and Amanda Presitigiacomo join the Panel of...
Ep. 10 - American Taliban Blow Up Biloxi Buddhas
15 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
College town commies topple Confederate statues. Plus, Amanda Prestigiacomo, Jacob Airey, and Paul Bois join the Panel of Deplorables to discuss the T...
Ep. 9 - Unite The Right, Not The Wrong: Alt-Right's Bad Religion
14 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Michael explains why the Alt-Right goes so wrong. Plus, Lone Conservative’s Kassy Dillon, Roaming Millennial, and the Daily Wire’s Jacob Airey joi...
Ep. 8 - FLECCAS TALKS Why The Right Wins Online
10 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Right-wing YouTube star joins Michael in-studio to talk conservative Internet culture. Plus, Antonia Okafor and Zo Rachel join the Panel of Deplorable...
Ep. 7 - ‘Gender Fluid’ Toddler? Send Zer To Trans Camp!
09 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Is your 4-year-old ‘gender fluid’? Well now you can send him or her or zim or zer to transgender summer camp for kids in, where else?, the San Fra...
Ep. 6 - Google's Church of PC Excommunicates A Heretic
08 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The tech giant inclusively and tolerantly fired an engineer for contradicting the gospel of PC. Plus, Amanda Prestigiacomo, Paul Bois, and Jacob Airey...
Ep. 5 - The Revolution Will Be Televised: Trump TV Debuts
07 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Trump TV debuts! Michael explains why conservatives should celebrate. Plus, Antonia Okafor, Roaming Millennial, and Jacob Airey join the Panel of Depl...
Ep. 4 - Goo-Goo Ga-ttaca: The Dawn of Designer Babies
03 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Scientists successfully edit the DNA of human embryos—cue the übermenschen. Plus, Roaming Millennial, Amanda Prestigiacomo, and Paul Bois join to t...
Ep. 3 - Affirmative Action: Warm And Fuzzy Race Discrimination
02 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The DOJ has affirmative action on the chopping block. Plus, the Dow hits record highs, Trump sidesteps environmental regs on the border, and NASA defe...
Ep. 2 - MacArthur Vindicated: N. Korea Can Nuke Us
01 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Tin-pot dictator Kim Jong Un's missile can now reach the United States; Pres. Trump promises to "handle it." Plus, Roaming Millennial, Zo Rachel, and ...
Ep. 1 - Al Gore Saves the World...Again!
31 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Saint Albert wrings more money out of the rising seas. Plus, the Conservative Millennial, Zo Rachel, and Jacob Airey come on the Panel of Deplorables ...