Brooke and Jeffrey
Episodes
Missed Connections (12/09/24)
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it Worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless ro...
Second Date Update: Finding Nemo, Losing Date
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The guy in today’s Second Date is wondering if the surprise he prepared on the first date was TOO MUCH, and now wants our help to reconnect with the...
#5 Phone Tap of 2024: Catch Three's Hands
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
YOUR #5 Phone Tap of Christmas! You’ve heard of a barbershop quartet? Well in today’s Phone Tap we’re delivering a very special birthday message...
Loser Line (12/09/24)
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!See omnystudio.com/...
Laser Stories (12/09/24)
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...
Shock Collar Question of the Day (12/09/24)
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What are the most common items you find see in a Lost and Found at the airport?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Second Date Update UPDATE: Not Everything Is Better With Drinks
08 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're adding a little extra content to help you get over the Sunday Scaries! A weird relationship scandal is what brought the couple on the phone toge...
Today vs Back in the Day (12/07/24)
07 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
PODCAST EXCLUSIVE: We're pitting the generations against each other with the ultimate trivia game, it's Brooke vs. Alexis!See omnystudio.com/listener ...
Second Date Update Classic: Taraoke Date
07 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
One of our listeners decided to invent her own unique date night based entirely on their ASTROLOGICAL SIGNS? Find out what she did in a Second Date Up...
FULL SHOW: Jeff's Xmas Movie Medley, Weirdest Holiday Traditions + Car Cake Date
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
FULL SHOW: Friday, December 6th, 2024 Get your “Merch for a Cause” and Help with Hurricane Relief HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Fol...
Win Brooke's Bucks (12/06/24)
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...
Second Date Update: Have Your Car Cake And Eat It Too
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The date idea that our listener in today’s Second Date Update concocted is so cool, we just know it’s gonna go viral so we’re gonna get in on th...
#6 Phone Tap of 2024: Look Who's Talking Meow
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
YOUR #6 PHONE TAP OF CHRISTMAS! Today’s Phone Tap victim recently dropped her cat off at the vet for a checkup, but thanks to our new AI software, w...
Weirdest Holiday Traditions
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We all have unique family traditions that we do during the holidays, and a recent survey found the most BIZARRE and HILARIOUS ones!See omnystudio.com/...
Laser Stories (12/06/24)
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...
Shock Collar Question of the Day (12/06/24)
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
For Finland's Independence day we're doing a FINLAND edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Top Loser Lines of 2024, Target Snitches + The Cutest Viral Chef
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
FULL SHOW: Thursday, December 5th, 2024 Get your "Merch for a Cause" and Help with Hurricane Relief HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follo...
Win Brooke's Bucks (12/05/24)
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...
TikTok Click Shock (12/05/24)
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The new biggest TikTok star is only 3 years old, but when you hear what he's doing you'll see why... Plus if you shop at Target you should know there’...
Top 10 Loser Lines Of 2024
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We've collected the BEST of the WORST of the Loser Line Voicemails from this year and we're counting them down in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/liste...
#7 Phone Tap of 2024: Vito & Vino's New Italian Ristorante
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
YOUR #7 Phone Tap of Christmas! Today’s Phone Tap victim always goes to the same place for their anniversary, however, this time it’s under new ma...
Masked Speaker: Tweet Yo Treat
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's Masked Speaker found a new way to motivate the young people who work in his store, and it's actually made them more productive, but is it evil...
Shock Collar Question of the Day (12/05/24)
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
According to a survey, what are the Top 20 comfort foods people love most?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Alexis’ Family Secret, Brooke Wins Black Friday + Who’s Ur Daddy Date
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
FULL SHOW: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024 Get your "Merch for a Cause" and Help with Hurricane Relief HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Foll...
Win Brooke's Bucks (12/04/24)
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...
Second Date Update: All In The Family
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
One of our listeners says he got an UNSOLICITED photo from a woman that left him speechless… in a bad way. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...
#8 Phone Tap of 2024: Steady Eddy's Medical Video
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
YOUR #8 PHONE TAP OF 2024: Today’s Phone Tap victim has a girlfriend in nursing school and he’s never met one of her strangest classmates… until...
Battle of the Tinder Dates (12/04/24)
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out, and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to see who h...
Laser Stories (12/04/24)
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...
What's On Your Mind? (12/04/24)
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Brooke says she "won" Black Friday, Jose's dad has a unique tipping system, Alexis discovered an uncomfortable family secret, and Jeff is living in a ...
Shock Collar Question of the Day (12/04/24)
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
According to a poll, what are the most popular Nickelodeon shows of all time?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: $4000 Hookup, #9 Phone Tap Of The Year + Don’t Lie To Grandma
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
FULL SHOW: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024 Get your "Merch for a Cause" and Help with Hurricane Relief HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow...
Win Brooke's Bucks (12/03/24)
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...
Awkward Tuesday: Seeing Green
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
How far would you go to get back $4,000? One of our listeners is in that predicament and he needed an Awkward Tuesday Phone Call to improve his odds o...
#9 Phone Tap of 2024: Old Alan Calls His Caregiver
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our Top 10 Phone Taps of Christmas Countdown continues.. In your Phone Tap we call a full-time caregiver just before she starts her first job out of...
Masked Speaker: Grandma's Signature Dish
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's Masked Speaker dreads seeing his wife's family for the holidays... and it's all because of a dumb lie he told her Grandma 15 years ago..See om...
Shock Collar Question of the Day (12/03/24)
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What are the most visited websites in all of the United States?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Usher Concert WYD, Blurry & In A Hurry Date + Coma Matchmaker Prank
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
FULL SHOW: Monday, December 2nd, 2024 Get your "Merch for a Cause" and Help with Hurricane Relief HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow ...
Win Brooke's Bucks (12/02/24)
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...
Whatcha Doin' at the Usher Concert?
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
When we heard an iconic 2000's heartthrob with a legendary six-pack was in town, Jose and Alexis grabbed a microphone and ran into the shrieking crowd...
Second Date Update: Blurry in a Hurry
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The woman in today’s Second Date Update admits she did something a little drastic to make a first impression… and even maybe a little sketchy.See ...
Top 10 Phone Taps of 2024: #10 Coma Matchmaker
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're kicking off the countdown of the Top Phone Taps of 2024 with Jose! Our Phone Tap victim has been unlucky in love to the point that he shelled ou...
Loser Line (12/02/24)
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!See omnystudio.com/...
Laser Stories (12/02/24)
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...
Shock Collar Question of the Day (12/02/24)
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There's DEALS everywhere for those with eyes to see!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today vs Back in the Day (11/30/24)
30 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
PODCAST EXCLUSIVE: We're pitting the generations against each other with the ultimate trivia game, it's Brooke vs. Alexis!See omnystudio.com/listener ...
FULL SHOW: Weird Celeb Requests, Alexis Stripper Prank + Caught On Camera Date
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
FULL SHOW: Friday, November 29th, 2024 Get your "Merch for a Cause" and Help with Hurricane Relief HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow...
Win Brooke's Bucks (11/29/24)
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...
Weird Celebrity Requests
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
When you're a star, you can ask for anything you want in your contract... And we have a list of some of the weirdest requests from A-List celebrities!...
Second Date Update: The Long Game
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The woman in today’s Second Date was in shock once she ended up back at a guy’s place. There was no question she wants to see him again, but the r...
Phone Tap: Cottonelle Found Your phone
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In your Phone Tap Alexis calls a woman to tell her that she found her boyfriend’s cell phone at a gentlemen’s club and now she not only wants to r...
Can Veggie Puns Get You A Date?
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
One of our listeners took our advice and tried out vegetable puns to try and secure a date with a woman WAY out of his league! The results? A mixed ba...
Laser Stories (11/29/24)
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...
Shock Collar Question of the Day (11/29/24)
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What are the top things people LIE about on their resume?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Win Brooke's Bucks (11/28/24)
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...
TikTok Click Shock (11/28/24)
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
One woman’s TikTok went viral after her boyfriend came back from a bachelor party in Vegas and admitted something so insane you won't believe it... ...
Am I The Jerk? Pregnancy vs Engagement
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What takes priority when it comes to holiday announcements: A pregnancy or an engagement? One of our listeners knows she's getting proposed to on Chri...
Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin Knows Sales
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
They say you need a killer instinct to be successful in sales, and that means the character Jeffrey is playing in today’s Phone Tap must be the wors...
FULL SHOW: Ruined Ur Wedding Dress, Pregnancy v Proposal + Viral Vegas Confessions
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
FULL SHOW: Thursday, November 28th, 2024 Get your "Merch for a Cause" and Help with Hurricane Relief HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Foll...
Masked Speaker: Curiosity Killed The Dress
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's Masked Speaker could have spoken up and saved her best friend's wedding day... but she chose to remain silent until now where she's finally go...
Shock Collar Question of the Day (11/28/24)
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's Family Feud question is all about the best ways to FLIRT!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Jeff’s 3-Way Ambush, Pro Athlete 2nd Date + Dr. Foot Caresser Prank
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
FULL SHOW: Wednesday, November 27th, 2024 Get your "Merch for a Cause" and Help with Hurricane Relief HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Fol...
Win Brooke's Bucks (11/27/24)
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...
Second Date Update: Models and Manchester
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A professional model says she recently started listening to our show, but is she open to love with one of our listeners?See omnystudio.com/listener fo...
Phone Tap: Dr. Foot Caresser
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Doctor’s offices these days are desperate for you to leave a review after every single visit...So today we’re calling a guy fresh off a podiatrist...
Busted! (11/27/24)
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Cheaters have gotten away with things for too long! In BUSTED, you tell us the ways you've caught someone cheating and then we can laugh through the p...
Laser Stories (11/27/24)
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...
What's On Your Mind? (11/27/24)
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Brooke embarrassed herself all over Napa Valley, Jose has a new potential love interest, Alexis is thinking about becoming a football fan, and Jeffrey...
Shock Collar Question of the Day (11/27/24)
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What are the most common nightmares you had as a kid? Did they make the list?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Sayonara Senior Center, Secret Side Hustle + Get Over Ur Ex Prank
26 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
FULL SHOW: Tuesday, November 26th, 2024 Get your "Merch for a Cause" and Help with Hurricane Relief HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follo...
Win Brooke's Bucks (11/26/24)
26 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...
Awkward Tuesday: Sayonara Senior Center
26 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The guy in today’s Awkward Tuesday Phone Call made a completely boneheaded mistake with his new career and now he needs to make the uncomfortable ca...
Phone Tap: What About Our Love Scrapbook
26 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In today's Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a restaurant to see if they’ll give him a table in the perfect position to interrupt his ex-girlfriends surp...
Masked Speaker: MeWork
26 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's Masked Speaker is raking in hundreds of dollars a day by running a successful side hustle...There's just one catch... If his boss ever found o...
Shock Collar Question of the Day (11/26/24)
26 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If you're a server, what's a good way to get better tips?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Stoner Max Prank, Rudest Guy Ever + Creepy Woods Date
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
FULL SHOW: Monday, November 25th, 2024 Get your "Merch for a Cause" and Help with Hurricane Relief HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow...
Missed Connections (11/25/24)
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it Worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless ro...
Second Date Update: Too Late To Apologize
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The guy in today’s Second Date wants our help to apologize for saying one of the rudest things we’ve ever heard on this show. Is it too little too...
Phone Tap: Stoner Max the Retirement Chef
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s Phone Tap victim is hiring for a chef at a retirement community, and instead of a well-trained master of cuisine, we’re sending her “Sto...
Laser Stories (11/25/24)
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...
Loser Line (11/25/24)
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!See omnystudio.com/...
Shock Collar Question of the Day (11/25/24)
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
According to a new survey, what things do people do just ONCE a week?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Say Yes To The Ex: Frat Man's Last Stand
24 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're adding a little extra content to help you get over the Sunday Scaries! Today we're hoping for a second chance at love for a guy whose desperate ...
Today vs Back In The Day (11/23/24)
23 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
PODCAST EXCLUSIVE: We're pitting the generations against each other with the ultimate trivia game, it's Brooke vs. Alexis!See omnystudio.com/listener ...
Second Date Update Classic: Mistah Secure
23 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Typically on a first date, you’re supposed to do something fun and not invite someone to your work... But the guy in today’s Second Date did the s...
FULL SHOW: Jeff's Spirit Airlines Parody, Reverse the Verse Game + Super Silent Date
22 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
FULL SHOW: Friday, November 22nd, 2024 Get your "Merch for a Cause" and Help with Hurricane Relief HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow...
Win Brooke's Bucks (11/22/24)
22 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...
Second Date Update: A Quiet Place
22 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We guarantee you’ll be rooting for the woman on the phone to find her true soulmate once you hear her story in today’s all new Second Date Update!...
Phone Tap: Happy Cable Anniversary
22 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting some GOOD NEWS courtesy of Jose calling from her cable company! She’s been such a loyal customer, he's gonna l...
Reverse the Verse
22 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're bringing it back... simply guess the song and artist from a sample played backwards and you get a point! Most points at the end wins!See omnystu...
Shock Collar Question of the Day (11/22/24)
22 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In a special Thanksgiving Shock Collar, all today's questions are about LIONS or COWBOYSSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Friendsgiving Or Bust, 2-Year Long Lie + McD's Toilet Goes Viral
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
FULL SHOW: Thursday, November 21st, 2024 Get your "Merch for a Cause" and Help with Hurricane Relief HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Foll...
Win Brooke's Bucks (11/21/24)
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...
TikTok Click Shock (11/21/24)
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There's a viral clip that McDonalds probably doesn’t want you to hear, and it all happened in one of their drive thru's…Plus, one of the most hist...
Textual Healing: Friendsgiving Up
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
One of our listeners has the PERFECT opportunity to make a love connection happen, she just needs to right text to get the job done. We talked to her ...
Phone Tap: Do You Know Hank's Hardware?
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Brooke is gonna do her best to get under the skin of today’s Phone Tap victim simply by giving him directions in the mot annoying way possible!See o...
Masked Speaker: I'm Proud To Be A Canadian
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's Masked Speaker told a lie back in college to impress a girl, and he somehow kept it going for TWO FULL YEARS.See omnystudio.com/listener for p...
Shock Collar Question of the Day (11/21/24)
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're running back another HOLLYWOOD HOTTIES edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Jose's Double Mom Date, Brooke's Kid Take Down + MIA Island Boy
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
FULL SHOW: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024 Get your "Merch for a Cause" and Help with Hurricane Relief HERE! Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Fol...
Win Brooke's Bucks (11/20/24)
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...