Brooke and Jeffrey

Second Date Update Classics: 3rd Times a Yawn + Super Kid Shames the Day

13 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Part 1 The guy on the phone today told us he’s fed up with being friend-zoned, and he wants to get ahead of things with a bizarre new plan we&rs...

FULL SHOW: Jose’s Song of the Week Takeover, Gargle Carols + #6 Phone Tap of Xmas (12/12/25)

12 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Friday, December 12th, 2025 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.c...

Win Brooke's Bucks (12/12/25)

12 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...

#10 Second Date Update of 2025: Give Him The Golden

12 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

One of our listeners made a BIG ASK, a request we never heard before… telling a guy if he wanted any shot at dating her, he had to do THIS firs...

#6 Phone Tap of 2025: Trivia Queen

12 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she’s playing Brooke in trivia later, but before the game, Brooke needs a HUGE favor and she’s willi...

Gargle Carols 2025

12 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's the most fun you'll ever have with a mouth full of strange liquid: Gargle Carols! Our listeners are competing to see who can sing the best Christ...

Laser Stories (12/12/25)

12 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE ...

FULL SHOW: Textual Healing for the Dogs, Viral Weiner Song + #7 Phone Tap of Xmas (12/11/25)

11 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Thursday, December 11th, 2025 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey...

Win Brooke's Bucks (12/11/25)

11 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...

TikTok Click Shock (12/11/25)

11 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

One mom is going viral after recording her kid without him knowing, and catching him doing something hilarious...Plus, you won't believe what a woman ...

Textual Healing: Dog Disturbance

11 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

One of our listeners is having a problem dealing with her next door neighbor and it’s slowly ruining her life. We’ll try to help her with ...

#7 Phone Tap of 2025: Clown Parade

11 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There’s nothing we love more than using our computer generated robot voice to mess with people who think they’re speaking to an AI bot. We...

Masked Speaker: Say Cheese For Menopause

11 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's Masked Speaker did something PRETTY EXTREME to make his mom feel better about herself, but his act of kindness is slowly starting to backfire....

Shock Collar Question of the Day (12/11/25)

11 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What are the most annoying things about the holiday season in general?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Holiday Men Hack Date, Jose’s Midnight Meet Up + Smaller is Better for Jeff (12/10/25)

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, December 10th, 2025 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffre...

Win Brooke's Bucks (12/10/25)

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...

#8 Phone Tap of 2025: Steady Eddy's Motel Oysters

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The guy we’re Phone Tapping today claims his job working the front desk at a motel is dreadfully BORING. So we’re hoping to change that wi...

Battle of the Tinder Dates: Holiday Edition (12/10/25)

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's a special Holiday Edition of Battle of the Tinder Dates! We're going to hear the least wonderful dates, during the most wonderful time of the yea...

Laser Stories (12/10/25)

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE ...

What's On Your Mind? (12/10/25)

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Brooke's family has become close with their renovation builders, Jose got a lightning-fast parking ticket, Alexis embarrassed herself at the end of th...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (12/10/25)

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Are these REAL global holiday meals...or totally made up?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Boyfriend Scammed Me Call,  Whatcha Doin’ at SantaCon + Male Friendship Hack (12/9/25)

09 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Tuesday, December 9th, 2025 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.c...

Win Brooke's Bucks (12/9/25)

09 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...

Whatcha Doin' at Santa Con? (12/9/25)

09 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Over the weekend, the entire city turned into the North Pole...Bars were filled with hundreds of people dressed like St. Nick himself, and Jose & ...

Awkward Tuesday: Knock Off No No

09 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The woman on the phone today is ready to CONFRONT the person who has been scamming her for the past 3 years. It also happens to be her boyfriend&helli...

Top 10 Phone Taps of 2025: #9 Creepy Limo Driver

09 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a limo driver and we’re calling to introduce him to the creepiest passenger he’ll ever have!See omnystud...

Masked Speaker: Unhinged Friendship

09 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's Masked Speaker discovered an incredible trick to INSTANTLY make new adult friends, and it only involves a TINY bit of deception...See omnystud...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (12/9/25)

09 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Which of these holiday cards are real and which ones did we make up?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Bought Me a Star Date, Billionaire’s Xmas Gifts + Top 10 Phone Taps Begin (12/8/25)

08 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Monday, December 8th, 2025 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.co...

Win Brooke's Bucks (12/8/25)

08 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...

Billionaire Xmas Gifts

08 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What gifts do you buy for the ultra-wealthy during the holidays? We're going over a list of some of the craziest gifts imaginable!See omnystudio.com/l...

Second Date Update: He Bought Me A Star

08 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It can be so difficult to find a guy who does the bare minimum, but the woman on the phone today found a guy who is OUT OF THIS WORLD! We’ll let...

Top 10 Phone Taps of 2025: #10 Fifty Shades of Scrooge

08 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently auditioned for a play and today Brooke's calling back as the casting director he’s never met to let him ...

Loser Line (12/8/25)

08 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!See omnystudio.com/...

Laser Stories (12/8/25)

08 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE ...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (12/8/25)

08 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What are the Top 10 "polite" things you say when you don't like a gift?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke vs Jonas Brothers: Movie Review

06 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After weeks of begging from Alexis, Brooke finally gave in and watched A Very Jonas Christmas! Has she converted into a super fan now.... or unfollowe...

Second Date Update Classics: Double Roasted Turkey + 20 Treadmills of Love

06 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Part 1  One of our listeners met a guy in a peculiar way… by SAVING HIS LIFE! But why doesn’t he ever want to see her again? We&rsqu...

FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Mariah Carey Xmas Parody, Viral Glowing Boobs + More Ex Talk Date (12/5/25)

05 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW:  Friday, December 5th, 2025 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeff...

Win Brooke's Bucks (12/5/25)

05 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...

Second Date Update Podcast: Never Ask About The Ex

05 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The guy on the phone today has HUGE regrets about asking his date about Ex...Yet he still wants our help getting in touch with her for a Second Date U...

Phone Tap: Two Morons In A Library

05 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s Phone Tap, we call a librarian and Jeff and Jose are going to press her about some of the restrictive and overbearing regulations at ...

Strange Beauty Trends

05 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're going over the STRANGEST beauty trends from around the world! Including something a plastic surgeon just came out with that's so bizarre, it's g...

Laser Stories (12/5/25)

05 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE ...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (12/5/25)

05 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's a CLICKBAIT COUNTDOWN edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Not My Dad Date UPDATE, Craziest 911 Call of 2025 + Dumpster Dive Secret (12/4/25)

04 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Thursday, December 4th, 2025 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey....

Win Brooke's Bucks (12/4/25)

04 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...

TikTok Click Shock (12/4/25)

04 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The most ridiculous 911 call of the year just happened, and we've got the audio for you! Plus, we have to talk about the viral Thanksgiving FAIL caugh...

Second Date Update UPDATE: Age Is Just A Bummer

04 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The couple on the phone today got the most AWKWARD comment a server could say to a table when they first appeared on our show a few months ago. Now, t...

Phone Tap: Paging Dr. Love

04 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's going to try to convince our victim to give him a pep talk about how to meet women...And then make him instantly regret it.....

Masked Speaker: Gifter Procrastinator

04 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

One of our listeners was in a sticky spot when he didn't have any last-minute gifts before Christmas... He came up with a desperate, creative solution...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (12/4/25)

04 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's a "Christmas Crooks & Creeps" edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: The Last Hopeful Dater, Jeff’s Mom’s High Speed Chase & Alexis’ Car Casino (12/3/25)

03 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, December 3rd, 2025 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey...

Win Brooke's Bucks (12/3/25)

03 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...

Phone Tap: Rooftop Fail

03 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In your Phone Tap, instead of performing the service promised, Jeff's gonna just tarp off a woman’s roof and call it good. Hope that’s oka...

Second Date Update: Beer & Butterfly Kisses

03 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The woman on the phone today is CERTAIN that there is a logical explanation for why her date suddenly dropped off the face of the earth after ten days...

Busted (12/3/25)

03 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Cheaters have gotten away with things for too long! In BUSTED, you tell us the ways you've caught someone cheating and then we can laugh through the p...

Laser Stories (12/3/25)

03 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE ...

What's On Your Mind? (12/3/25)

03 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Brooke's in-laws had a HEALTHY Thanksgiving, Jose faced his toughest comedy challenge yet, Alexis has a new family tradition, and Jeff's parents almos...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (12/3/25)

03 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Can you name the top 10 most streamed music artists of all time? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Too Perfect Boyfriend Awkward Call, Framed for Cheating + Beat Brooke Trivia (12/2/25)

02 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Tuesday, December 2nd, 2025 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.c...

Win Brooke's Bucks (12/2/25)

02 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...

Awkward Tuesday: Change Him Back

02 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Our listener says her boyfriend is TOO PERFECT, and it might be all her fault! It’s causing a problem that she wants to fix in a brand new Awkwa...

Phone Tap: Principal For A Day

02 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son who won a contest to be “Principal for a Day” at his school and Brooke's calling to let her know ...

Masked Speaker: Meant To Be Together

02 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

One of our listeners couldn't stand her friend's boyfriend and she decided to take matters into her own hands... and she's been keeping it a secret fr...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (12/2/25)

02 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's Britney Spears' birthday so she's the subject of todays "Plenty of Twenty!"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Love Bombing Date, Daddy Smell Issues Loser Line + Missed Connections (12/1/25)

01 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Monday, December 1st, 2025 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.co...

Win Brooke's Bucks (12/1/25)

01 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...

Missed Connections (12/1/25)

01 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless ro...

Second Date Update: Love Bombs Away

01 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

One of our listeners wanted to sweep his date off her feet….. but based on the reactions we got in this room to his grand romantic gestures the...

Phone Tap: Office Faxes and Turbo Laxes

01 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today Jeff teamed up with the coworkers of our Phone Tap victim to make him think that someone did something to the catering at their big office party...

Loser Line (12/1/25)

01 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!See omnystudio.com/...

Laser Stories (12/1/25)

01 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE ...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (12/1/25)

01 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's a MERRY WHOOPS-MAS edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today vs Back in the Day (11/29/25)

29 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

 We're pitting the generations against each other with the ultimate trivia game, it's Brooke vs. Alexis!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...

Second Date Update Classics: Driving Miss Laurie + Lick My Neck

29 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Part 1 One of our listeners said he changed ONE THING on his dating profile that instantly changed the game for him. He wishes he’d done this ye...

FULL SHOW: Veggie Pun Classic Date, Eat the Rich Trend + Sunny Spready Solstice

28 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Friday, November 28th, 2025 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.c...

Win Brooke's Bucks (11/28/25)

28 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...

Eat The Rich

28 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There's a viral trend where people are exposing the most insane actual RICH PERSON behavior they witnessed...Let's just say our jaws DROPPED!See omnys...

Second Date Update Classic: Cutecumber Couple

28 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

One of our listeners says he got his inspiration for his dating “MOVE” by watching on video online and gathering the courage to try it him...

Phone Tap: Sausage Island Getaway

28 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Brooke's calling a woman and telling her she won an island vacation to the Caribbean... just as long as she ditches her boyfriend for a beach full of ...

Laser Stories (11/28/25)

28 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE ...

Sunny Spready Solstice Pose

28 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There's a new self-care trend that only takes 30 SECONDS and will have you energized for the rest of the day....But it does require you to remove ALL ...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (11/28/25)

28 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's the new and improved game...3 and a HALF Seconds with Alexis!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Holiday Hoarder Update UPDATE, Tiny Kid Hustlers + Drug Policy Prank (11/27/25)

27 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Thursday, November 27th, 2025 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey...

Win Brooke's Bucks (11/27/25)

27 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...

TikTok Click Shock (11/27/25)

27 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Why should you think twice about helping a sad lost child out on the streets? You're about to find out in a TikTok Click Shock!See omnystudio.com/list...

Second Date Update UPDATE Classic: 8 Trees A Trimming

27 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The holidays nearly broke up the couple on the phone today when they first dated a year ago. But now with the yuletide season coming up were going to ...

Phone Tap: What's Your Drug Policy?

27 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a hiring manager who has been trying to fill a spot for WEEKS! So, we’re sending our least reliable candidate ...

Masked Speaker: Dose of a Good Time

27 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today's Masked Speaker SABOTAGED his annual work retreat and still feels guilty about it. Hear how he accidentally turned it into a nightmare weekend ...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (11/27/25)

27 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's 3 AND A HALF Seconds with Alexis!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Bartender Déjà vu Date, Alexis’ Roasting Demands  + Worst Tinder Stories (11/26/25)

26 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, November 26th, 2025 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffre...

Win Brooke's Bucks (11/26/25)

26 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly tha...

Second Date Update Classic: First Date Redate

26 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The guy in today’s Second Date Update has been on the show before, but today he gets the special opportunity for a First Date REDATE!See omnystu...

Phone Tap: Birthday Butt Cake

26 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to make sure the cake arrives for his 5 year-old’s birthday party but Jeff's making sure he thinks som...

Laser Stories (11/26/25)

26 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE ...

Battle of the Tinder Dates (11/26/25)

26 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out, and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to ...

What's On Your Mind? (11/26/25)

26 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Brooke found a new parenting life hack, Jose went back for seconds at his massage parlor, Alexis has beef with Technical Director Ashton's "roasts" an...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (11/26/25)

26 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

How much SIMPLE SCIENCE do you think Alexis knows?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Blind Date Blocker Awkward Call, Exotic Meats Criminal + Beat Brooke (11/25/25)

25 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Tuesday, November 25th, 2025 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey....