The Hauraki Breakfast Podcast
Episodes
Jeremy Wells's "Spray It Round" Phase - Podcast Intro May 23
22 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys discuss Jerry's mysterious early 20's ways... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
New Zealand's Best T.V Broadcasters - Show Highlights May 23
22 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys look to find The Four Pillars of Kiwi T.V Broadcasters... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Is The Eiffel Tower Any Good? - Podcast Intro May 22
21 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys discuss some of the controversy around a recent podcast guest...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Has The "HSRF" Gone Too Far?- Show Highlights May 22
21 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt betrays Jerry's trust and takes a secret to the masses... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
No Phone In the Bathroom - Self Sauce #5
20 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Where Did "Tara Ya Shitter" Come From? - Podcast Intro May 19
18 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys discuss the origins of an infamous piece of audio... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What Happened To The Sloppy Rigs? - Show Highlights May 19
18 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt rail roads last night's episode of Seven Sharp, and the boys ask the question, what happened to all the sloppy rigs in sport?See...
Was Chewbacca Funny? (Feat. Dylan Moran) - The Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews May 17
17 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys are joined by Irish Comedian Dylan Moran...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What Should We Call This Years Budget? - Show Highlights May 18
17 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys brainstorm a better name for the 2023 budget...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Did We Just Fix New Zealand Sport? (Feat. Guy Williams) - The Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews May 17
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys are joined by comedian Guy Williams...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What Are The Seven Wonders Of New Zealand? - Show Highlights May 17
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys talk about tattoo cock ups, and if New Zealand had seven wonders, what they would be...See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...
Should You Drink And Parent? (Feat. Clint Roberts) - The Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews May 16
15 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys are joined by broadcast, Clint Roberts ahead of the launch of his new parenting podcast...See omnystudio.com/listener for...
What Are The Four Pillars Of Songs With Drum Intros? - Show Highlights May 16
15 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys discuss songs with drumming-only intros, hoping to narrow the best ones down, to form The Four Pillars Of Songs With Drum In...
Was Matt Involved In A Robbery Attempt? - Podcast Intro May 15
14 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, Matt wonders if he was the victim of a robbery attempt...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jerry's Maritime Disaster - Show Highlights May 15
14 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, The boys discuss Matt's blatant act of disrespect, and Jerry almost kills his entire family at sea...See omnystudio.com/listener for ...
Secret Workplace Workouts - Self Sauce #5
12 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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"Mummy Time" - A Royal Inquiry May 12
12 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys finally get all the answers around the infamous "Mummy Time" story that has plagued the show for years...See omnystudio.c...
Is This The Most Humiliating Ringtone? - Show Highlights May 12
12 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt witnesses a crime at a yoga class, and the boys talk ringtones... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Something Big Is Coming - Podcast Intro May 11
10 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys discuss a very exciting upcoming episode... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Can You Skinny Dip In The Avon? - Show Highlights May 11
10 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
on today's show, the boys talk about their favorite skinny dipping spots, and Jerry continues to push the 7:44 pelvic floor segment...See omnystudio.c...
Is Self Affirmation The Way To Go? - Podcast Intro May 10
09 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys go deep on self-affirmation and what phones have done to the younger generations... See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...
Do You Know The Butter Conditioner Man? - Show Highlights May 10
09 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, The Butter Conditioner man is back and the boys take further steps to track him down...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...
Butt Chugging In The Regional Koru - Podcast Intro May 9
08 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the infamous Butter Conditioner man is back, this time talking movies... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Do You BBQ Alone? - Show Highlights May 9
08 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys look for The Four Pillars Of Being Single, and Dai Henwood shares his thoughts on the ongoing referring controversy... See ...
You Get Mushies In Straya? (Feat. Becky Lucas) - The Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews May 8
07 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of The Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews, the boys are joined by Australian actor, writer, and comedian Becky Lucas!See omnystudio...
Do You Enjoy A Toe Suck? - Show Highlights May 8
07 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys talk all things toe-sucking, and Chat GPT has a controversial take on the greatest All Blacks... See omnystudio.com/listene...
Never Be Annoyed Again - Self Sauce #4
06 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Matt Heath for the Sunday Self Sauce!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Matt's borrowed socks ft. G Lane - Podcast Intro May 5
04 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What's in Matt's suitcase? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
King Charles: Penis or Genius? - Show Highlights May 5
04 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Matt joins us from Queenstown to debate the merits of King Charles in P or G... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dreamsomes ft. Laura Daniel & Joseph Moore - The Platinum Series, Series of Interviews May 4
03 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Two Hearts tickets available here: https://www.comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/two-hearts-til-death-do-us-hearts/ See omnystudio.com/listener for p...
What is a Daddy Stroke? - Show Highlights May 4
03 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys discuss breast stroke, aqua jogging and pilates!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Four Pillars of Native Trees? - Show Highlights May 3
03 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join the Matt and Sassy Show for the Four Pillars of TreesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Did we make Mel Bracewell famous? - The Platinum Series, Series of Interviews May 3
02 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Are rats better than AI? - Podcast Intro May 2
01 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Does Colin have fleas? - Show Highlights May 2
01 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Are you a weetbix or an eel? - Podcast Intro May 1
30 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join the team as we discuss Masport lawnmowers and whether or not Jerry is a soggy weetbix.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jerry's expired milk - Show Highlights May 1
30 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jerry's been drinking week old milk... Disgusting.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Why you don't need 17 million dollars - Self Sauce #3
29 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Is this the sexiest audio ever? - Podcast Intro April 28
27 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Nice Beeeeaver!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
RIP Jerry Springer - Show Highlights April 28
27 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Who hosted the best daytime TV show?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Willie Wood's balls - Podcast Intro April 27
26 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Get Fact Thursday featuring more lawn bowls content...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Are Aston Martin drivers wankers? - Show Highlights April 27
26 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Chris Parker joins us to talk about his new show and Dame Kiri Te Kanawa...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Did Tom Sainsbury Sleep Well Last Night? - The Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews April 26
25 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys are joined by Tom Sainsbury...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Are Vegans Better In The Sack?- Show Highlights April 26
25 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys look for The Four Pillars Of Vegans...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
An ANZAC Special - Podcast Intro April 25
25 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Are You A Dick Smith? - Podcast Intro April 24
23 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Are We All Leaving To Aussy?- Show Highlights April 24
23 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Is AI Trying To Kill Us? - Self Sauce #2
22 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Self Sauce, Matt discusses the future of artificial intelligence... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What Is Mummy Time? - Podcast Intro April 21
21 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys go back over an old yarn we have all heard many times before...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What Song Has The Best Harmonised A Cappella Intro? - Show Highlights April 21
21 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys discuss some of the best harmonies in music history... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What Are Mud Flaps? - Podcast Intro April 20
19 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, theres just a whole lot of nothing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Should We Be Payed To Host The Commonwealth Games? - Show Highlights April 20
19 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys share their thoughts on having the 2034 Commonwealth Games in New Zealand...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...
Is Ben Hurley Too Hairy? - The Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews 19
19 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys are joined by Ben Hurley...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Does Back To The Future Make Any Sense? - Show Highlights April 19
18 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys discuss some plotting issues with the Back To The Future movies, and Matt has purchased a new pair of pants...See omnystudio...
Can Dr. Dirty Dick Davies Be Trusted? - Podcast Intro April 18
17 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, It is Governor General Tuesdays... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Is The Prime Minister Running A H.S.R.F? - Show Highlights April 18
17 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys find The Four Pillars Of Video Games and investigate some allegations made about the Prime Minister... See omnystudio.com/l...
What Are A.I's 11 Commandments For A Good Life? - Podcast Intro April 17
16 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the team discusses the new developments in the world of artificial intelligence... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...
Did Jerry Get A Hole In One? - Show Highlights April 17
16 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys return from a week's holiday to talk about Jack Black and Hole In Ones...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...
Can You Get High Off Compliments? - April 15
15 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What is this?! A podcast on the weekend?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Holiday Special - Chew Your Face Off Friday (Feat. Dai Henwood)
13 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's Holiday Special, we look back at an old Chew Your Face Off Friday, With Dai Henwood...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Holiday Special - Sir Paul McCartney On The Platinum Series, Series of Interviews...
12 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's Holiday Special, we look back at an old catch-up with Sir Paul McCartney...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Holiday Special - Leigh Hart On The Platinum Series, Series of Interviews...
11 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's Holiday Special, we look back at an old catch-up with Leigh Hart...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jimmy Barnes - The Platinum Series, Series of Interviews
10 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jimmy Barnes joined Matt and Jerry on the Platinum Series, Series of Interviews about his new rockabilly band "The Barnestormers"...See omnystudio.com...
"Pooping in cauldrons" With Martin Starr - Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews March 22
09 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Martin Starr joined Matt and Jerry on the Platinum Series, Series of interviews...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
An Easter Special - Podcast Intro April 7
06 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the team investigates the history of Easter and what it means in 2023...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Is Daddy Cooz Appropriate? - Podcast Intro April 6
05 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt shares some thoughts he's had about a new nickname... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Are Squash Clubs Just Swingers Clubs? - Show Highlights April 6
05 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys investigate some allegations that have been made about the amorous activities happening at Auckland Squash Clubs... See omn...
H.S.R.F T-Shirts? - Podcast Intro April 5
04 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, Matt has a few more merch ideas...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Who Did Matt Heath Take Back To His Hotel Room? - Show Highlights April 5
04 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt beams in from Nelson, and Jerry suspects some amorous activity from his hotel room... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...
Sauce For The Goose? - Podcast Intro April 4
03 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the team discusses potential merch ideas... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What Are The Four Pillars Of Kiwi Bosses? - Show Highlights April 4
03 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys debrief after the ACC Xl's first-ever win, and they find The Four Pillars Of Kiwi Bosses...See omnystudio.com/listener for p...
Is It Okay To Wear See Through Undies In A Paddling Pool? - Podcast Intro April 3
02 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boy's discuss see through undies, and breastfeeding... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Did Daddy Pull Off The Best April Fools Prank Of All Time? - Show Highlights April 3
02 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Jerry confronts Matt about a couple of his "April Fools Pranks", and an intense discussion on where to park when you go to the superm...
Is Yoga The Key To Kieran Read's Success? - Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews March 31
30 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys are joined by ex-All Black captain Kieran Read...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Are Poncho's Cancelled? - Show Highlights March 31
30 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt goes to his first yoga class, and Jerry commits a fashion crime...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Did Jesus "Do It"? - Podcast Intro March 30
29 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys go deep on religion... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Is Netflix Making You A Fatty? - Show Highlights March 30
29 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys discuss a new study coming out of Otago University, and Jerry questions JFK's famous moon speech... See omnystudio.com/list...
What is Gleeking? - Show Highlights March 29
29 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jerry's son has learnt how to cuckold... Or is it GleekSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Josh Thomson Is A Horrible Man - Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews March 29
28 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Josh Thomson joins the boys to talk Prostate checks and Wellingtons speakeasy scene.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What Is A Speorg Turd?! - Podcast Intro March 28
27 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, Matt explains the "Spiritual Turd"...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What Are The Four Pillars Of Cafe Breakfasts? - Show Highlights March 28
27 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, they take a look at the Four Pillars Of Cafe Breakfasts...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Should You Stop Showering? - Podcast Intro March 27
26 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys take a look at the history of fragrance... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Are You Shorter Than You Seem? - Show Highlights March 27
26 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys discuss the perception of height, and Jerry has a shocker...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What Is A H.S.R.F - Podcast Intro March 24
23 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, Matt looks deeper into allegations that Jerry does in fact own an H.S.R.F...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Do You Have A Leaky Thread? - Show Highlights March 24
23 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt is worried that he has a "Leaky Thread", and Jerry's worst nightmare comes true...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...
Why Can't I Get An Instant Coffee At A Cafe? - Podcast Intro March 23
22 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, Matt asks the question "Why Can't I Get An Instant Coffee At A Cafe?"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Is Jerry Running A High Security R**ting Facility? - Show Highlights March 23
22 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt has a hunch, and the boys take a look at those who have borrowed then destroyed things... See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...
"Upping The Kink" With Rhys Mathewson - Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews March 22
21 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today on The Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews, Rhys Mathewson joins the boys...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How To Steal A Pie - Show Highlights March 22
21 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys discuss favorite children and pie theft in Lower Hutt...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jerry Goes Dog - Podcast Intro March 21
20 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, Jerry beams in as he heads south on a vague mission...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Do You Wave At A Stop Go Lady? - Show Highlights March 21
20 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys discuss roadworks, and Jerry's son gets his first cell phone... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Are Our Hopes And Dreams Ruining Us? - Podcast Intro March 20
19 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys discuss the idea of having hopes and dreams, and if so, are they bad for us?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...
Matt Heath Comes Out Of The Closet - Show Highlights March 20
19 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt Heath has an emotional announcement to make...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Daddy's Dirty Cooz Crime (St Paddy's Day Special ) - Podcast Intro March 17
16 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, Daddy commits an Irish crime... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Should This Renowned Sports Broadcaster Be Cancelled? - Show Highlights March 17
16 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Matt's old man gets a new toy, and Jerry brings back his audio meme segment to take down ACC Head G Lane...See omnystudio.com/listene...
Is Guiness Just A Marmite Milkshake? - Podcast Intro March 16
15 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Bench Seated Teslas? - Show Highlights March 16
15 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Jerry goes deep into car interiors, and Matt is sick of a certain type of person... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...
Dai Henwood Unleashed (Feat. Dai Henwood) - Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews March 15
14 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, Dai Henwood joins the boys for another Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...
Have We Sold Out With This? - Show Highlights March 15
14 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys celebrate 'Internation Speech Day', and Jerry sells out all for a pineapple lump...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...
Hugh Grant, Helmet? - Podcast Intro March 14
13 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys discuss some of the interesting Oscar decisions...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.