The Hauraki Breakfast Podcast

Disappointing Disco Biscuit - Show Highlights March 14

13 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys go deep on biscuits and Hugh Grant wins the Oscars...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What Do We Do About Vegans? - Podcast Intro March 13

12 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, Matt has a question for vegans...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are You Too Clean? - Show Highlights March 13

12 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Matt gets frustrated with cleaning the house for visitors, and Jerry is willing to give up his large home, for a tiny one... See omn...

Who Is NZ's Best Man? - Show Highlights March 8

12 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You may have noticed, an episode was missed during the week... SO HERE IT IS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Would Give You One Of My Beers (Feat. Guyon Espiner) - The Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews March 10

09 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys talk alcohol with Guy Espiner as part of The Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews...See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

Chew The Fat Friday's - Show Highlights March 10

09 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, things get loose and the boys fly of the rails and head in hot to the weekend...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bathing In Bulls Milk - Get Fact Thursday March 9

08 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the team returns with another set of facts...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jerry Wears Lacy Nicks On Live Television - Show Highlights March 9

08 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Matt looks for help as his rabbit Harry gets lonely and Jerry gets sexy on live television... See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...

Wayne Brown Can't Eat A Spag Bol (Feat. Tim Batt) - The Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews March 8

07 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys are joined by Tim Batt...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Very First A.I Generated Podcast - Podcast Intro March 7

06 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys chat A.I...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Man Who's Made Love With 3000 People? - Show Highlights March 7

06 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Jerry psyches himself up for tonight's census, and Matt gets defensive over Sweet & Sour Pork... See omnystudio.com/listener for...

Getting To The Root Of Rooting - Podcast Intro March 6

05 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the team has a look at why some parts of the world, are struggling to make passionate, sweet, love...See omnystudio.com/listener f...

19 Ounces Of Medicinal Marijuana - Show Highlights March 6

05 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys recap a huge week of sport, and Jerry is back after a week at NZ Golf Open...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

Joel Little Talks All Things Music - Podcast Intro March 3

02 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, Joel Little joins Matt on a new episode of The Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews ...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

Jerry's Golf Disaster - Show Highlights March 3

02 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, G Lane joins Matt...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jerry Face Down In A Hotel Lobby - Podcast Intro March 2

01 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the team put a twist on Get Fact Thursdays... JERRY ONLY FACTS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Daddy & The Mash - Show Highlights March 2

01 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Jerry's away, so Matt and Mash discuss all the things Jerry never lets them talk about...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

Does Matt Wear A Wig? (Feat. David Correos) - Podcast Intro March 1

28 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Time for another episode of the Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Neil Wagner Gets Hammered Then Comes On Our Show - Show Highlights March 1

28 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys celebrate one of the best sports matches of all time, and Jerry has some teething issues as he beams in from Queenstown...Se...

Should We Crucify Woody H? - Podcast Intro February 28

27 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the team discusses a "controversial" joke made by Woody Harleson made on SNL...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...

You Wont Believe What Matt Does With Salt & Pepper - Show Highlights February 28

27 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys take a close look at some condiments and Matt puts the call out to see if anyone else is missing an old car they use to own....

Lundy Didn't Do It - Podcast Intro February 27

26 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, The boys discuss some interesting revelations in famous crimes...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matt Gets Moist - Show Highlights February 27

26 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Matt returns from his silent retreat and wants to get moist...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Shark Week!" - Podcast Intro February 24

24 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, nothing really happens. It's just 20 minutes of shit.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jerry And The Kids - Show Highlights February 24

24 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Jerry struggles to find a co-host, so is forced to call upon Mash...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mash Makes Love To An 86 Year Old Woman - Podcast Intro February 23

22 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys react to some record numbers, and Mash bonds with Jerry's kids...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jerry's First Naked Interaction With G Lane - Show Highlights February 22

22 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys celebrate an upcoming 30-year anniversary... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amsterdam... AGAIN - Podcast Intro February 22

21 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, G lane can't help but get back into the details of the infamous trip to Amsterdam... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

Can Sonny Bill Williams Borrow Warners Box Again? - Show Highlights February 22

21 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Jerry is joined by ACC Head G Lane...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Best BV's - Podcast Intro February 21

20 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the guys take a look at some of the best backing vocals in music...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The New Host Of The Hauraki Breakfast - Show Highlights February 21

20 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Jerry is joined by Guy Montgomery and raises a few issues...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matt Heath Leaves The Matt & Jerry Show - Podcast Intro February 20

19 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, Matt has an announcement to make... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leigh Hart On 'Speedo Cop Gate' - Show Highlights February 20

19 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The boys join together after a tough week of cricket, and Leigh Hart shares his thoughts on some dress-up speedo cops getting turned away from Bay Ova...

"Let's Get Businessy" Hot Market Tips - Podcast Intro February 17

16 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys are joined by a special guest to talk all things MONEY...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Matt Heath The Rain Man Of Fast Food" - Show Highlights February 17

16 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Jerry follows up on a couple of comments Matt made earlier in the week...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Measuring Of Jeremy Wells's Downstairs - Get Fact Thursday February 16

15 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the team gets distracted as Jerry looks to find the average penis size...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matt Goes To The Doctor (TURNS SEXUAL) - Show Highlights February 16

15 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys take a look at some of the biggest earning entertainers of 2022, and Matt takes a sexual trip to the doctor...See omnystudio...

Dyslecsic Matt Goes On A T.V Spelling Bee (Feat. Guy Montgomery) - Podcast Intro February 15

14 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ob today's podcast, the boys are joined by Guy Montgomery as part of The Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews...  See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

Did Jerry Get Action On V Day? - Show Highlights February 15

14 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys chat about drive-thru etiquette and Jerry shares his night of amorous activities... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

What Really Is Love? ANSWERED - Podcast Intro February 14

13 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, Matt asks the question, what really is love?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did Jerry Get A Dehumanising Face Sock For V Day? - Show Highlights February 14

13 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys celebrate Valentine's day, the Inter-Islander continues its bad run... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Time To Get Your Hand Off It - Podcast Intro February 13

12 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the team discusses what pornography is doing to the younger generations...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Yoga To Blame For Matt's Shaggers Back? - Show Highlights February 13

12 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Matt looks for sympathy as he gets a strange injury, and Jerry continues to show his love for the weather...See omnystudio.com/listen...

Is This Podcast Too Woke? - Get Fact Thursday February 10

09 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Nude Wells Humiliates Himself On Air - Show Highlights February 10

09 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Jerry is in a state of undress, and the old-school butter conditioner requires a heavy investigation... See omnystudio.com/listener ...

"The Great Cnut" - Get Fact Thursday February 9

08 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the team is back for another Get Fact Thursday...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Give The Cocaine To The Bus Drivers" - Show Highlights February 9

08 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys discuss what should be done with the cocaine found in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, and did Jerry manage to sneak his phr...

Podcast Intro February 8 - Peter Lineham: The Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews...

07 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

"PUNISHMENT WARNING" We now welcome to the platinum series, series, of interviews, Peter Lineham...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...

Show Highlights February 8 - Glory Holes & Virginity Stories...

07 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys discuss their virginity stories as they discover that Prince Harry's tail has some similarities...  See omnystudio.com/lis...

Podcast Intro February 7 - Matt Shows Nothing...

06 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, it's Show Us What You've Got Tuesdays, and Matt brings in... Nothing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights February 7 - Chinese Air Balloons & White Lotus...

06 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys investigate the air balloon shot down in the USA over the weekend, and Matt finishes the second season of 'White Lotus'...Se...

Podcast Intro February 6 - Chris Cuffaro: The Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews...

05 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chris Cuffaro acclaimed music photographer joined Matt & Jerry on the Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews...See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

Podcast Intro February 3 - The De-Humanising Head Sock...

02 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys discuss the future of Friday podcasts... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights February 3 - Do You Trim Your Downstairs...

02 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys consider the possibility of building an arc, and Jerry brings back a sacred piece of audio... See omnystudio.com/listener f...

Podcast Intro February 2 - Get Fact Thursday...

01 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the guys find themselves just as confused as ever, as the "Fact Zone" causes problems...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

Show Highlights February 2 - Wet Rain & Jerry's Moist...

01 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Matt finds out to see if Jerry was able to sneak in "moist" to last night's 7 Sharp show, and is Rain Penis Or Genius...See omnystudi...

Podcast Intro February 1 - Gerard Johnstone: The Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews...

31 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys are joined by a Hollywood director and friend of the show Gerard Johnstone on The Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews.....

Show Highlights February 1 - Thoughts & Prayers...

31 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys look to the rest of the nation for their thoughts and prayers to another wet night in Auckland...See omnystudio.com/listener...

Podcast Intro January 31 - I Am Budda...

30 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, Jerry talks about the time he met Budda on Great Barrier Island... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights January 31 - Card Games & Mozart...

30 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys look to find The Four Pillars Of Card Games...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast Intro January 30 - A Highly Secured Rooting Facility...

29 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the team discusses the idea of getting a joint Highly Secured Rooting Facility...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...

Show Highlights January 30 - Matt & Jerry's Moist Special...

29 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys reflect on an eventful weekend living in Auckland, and the rest of the nation sends their thoughts and prayers...See omnystu...

Podcast Intro January 27 - Chew Your Face Off Friday's...

26 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are back for the first Chew Your Face Off Special and Jerry has a new initiative to introduce... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

Show Highlights January 27 - Auckland Transport & The Chinese New Year...

26 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys investigate the Chinese new year, and Matt takes a swing at Auckland Transport... Again.See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

Podcast Intro January 26 - Get Fact Thursday

26 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's back for 2023!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights January 26 - Flirting With The Waitress...

25 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, the boys discuss the different types of restaurant goers, and are Ginger Penis Or Genius?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

Podcast Intro January 25 - Art Green On The Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews...

24 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Art Green joins the boys on The Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights January 25 - Ginger Puss & A.I Radio...

24 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Jerry has another run-in with the infamous Ginger Puss, and the boys see if they could be replaced by A.I...See omnystudio.com/listen...

Podcast Intro January 24 - Show Me What You've Got Tuesday's...

23 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mash seeks some advice on overcoming an addiction...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights January 24 - Custom Dillys & Sober Fishing...

23 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, Matt comes up with a new business idea and the boys launch an investigation into the modern fishing trip...See omnystudio.com/listene...

Podcast Intro January 23 - A Brief History Of Man Kind...

22 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The boys don't hesitate to get straight back into things, as they go deep into the minds of ancient world leaders...See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...

Show Highlights January 23 - "WE ARE BACK BABY"...

22 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are finally done with their extended holidays and are back to investigate a sausage mystery on Waiheke Island, and Matt tries to get his head...

Summer Special: The Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews... (Ft. Jimmy Carr)

19 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jimmy Carr joined Matt and Jerry to discuss the small towns of NZ and losing his virginity... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Summer Special: Live from Levin!

15 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join the team, live from the ever-popular summer destination Levin to reflect on 2022 and discuss Matt and Jerry’s last trip to Amsterdam... See om...

Summer Replay: Gerard Johnstone

13 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Last year, Gerard Johnstone joined Matt and Jerry on The Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews. They talked about his unreleased film "M3GAN" which is...

Summer Special: Summer Soft Ons

08 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It’s important while we’re on holiday to be listening to good music. Join Matt and Jerry for a Summer ‘Soft On Special’, listening to soft sug...

Summer Special: Live from the Beach!

05 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Matt, Jerry, Mash and Anastasia enjoy some much needed RnR at the beach and we take Mash through a guided meditation...See omnystudio.com/listener for...

Summer Special: Matt and Jerry’s Musical Review of 2022

30 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Happy New Years Eve wounders! Here are some of our favourite tunes from the year. STAY SAFE TONIGHT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

Summer Special: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

24 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

MERRY BLOODY XMAS! Join the boys for some popular Christmas songs and prayer session led by Jerry. Bless Bless Bless.  See omnystudio.com/listener f...

Summer Special: Meditate with Matt & Jerry

18 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It’s important to rest and relax during this busy holiday period. Join Matt & Jerry for a never to be repeated, meditation podcast special. See...

Podcast Intro December 16 - A Banana Up The Anus...

15 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys attempt to undergo the final Chew Your Face Off Friday of the year, but get sidetracked as Jerry threatans to take Mash to HR...See omnystudi...

Show Highlights December 16 - Goodbye & Thank You...

15 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys tie a ribbon on this year, with a soft and loose show...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast Intro December 15 - Phil Brough On The Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews...

14 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Phil Brough joins the boys this week on The Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights December 15 - Snakes Mating & "No Three 2021"...

14 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys look to lock in a challenge for Matt in 2023, and Jerry discovers some interesting snake sex facts...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...

Podcast Intro December 14 - Get Fact Thursday (Wednesday Edition)

13 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Due to a scheduling issue, the guys are forced to undergo a Get Fact Thursday on a Wednesday...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights December 14 - Gift Giving & Grotto Soiling...

13 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys look into the different types of gift-givers there are out there, and Santa's Grotto continues to cause problems...See omnystudio.com/listene...

Podcast Intro December 13 - Show Me What You've Got Tuesday's...

12 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys talk Harry and Megan...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights December 13 - Christmas Is Coming...

12 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys look for The Four Pillars Of 2022 and discuss the middle seat on economy air travel... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast Intro December 12 - The Three W's...

11 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Matt looks for advice after his three-day bender...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights December 12 - A Three Day Bender & Matts On The Floor...

11 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Both of the boys are coming off the back of a large weekend, and Jerry has some issues with John Keys hole in one...See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...

Podcast Intro December 9 - Chew Your Face Off Friday...

08 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are back, with another Chew Your Face Off Special...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights December 9 - Avatar & Santa's Grotto...

08 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys take a look at some of the early reviews of the new Avatar film, and they run a snap poll to see if Santa's Grotto returns in 2022...See omny...

Podcast Intro December 8 - Get Fact Thursday's...

07 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The team is back with another Gert Fact Thursday, where each contributor presents a fact, all with the aim of having the best... See omnystudio.com/l...

Show Highlights December 8 - Golf Chat & Festive Road Rage...

07 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Matt experiences some festive road rage, and Jerry looks to delegate roles ahead of the team's debut golf tournament... See omnystudio.com/listener f...

Podcast Intro December 7 - Gerard Johnstone On The Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews...

07 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Gerard Johnstone joins the boys on The Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights December 7 - Avatar & Ho Ho Ho...

06 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys look to seek out the plot from the 2009 film Avatar as they can seem to actually remember any of it, and where does Santas Ho Ho Ho come from...

Podcast Intro December 6 - Paddy Gower On The Platinum Series, Series Of Interviews...

05 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Paddy Gower joins the boys on the podcast, ahead of his new doco on drugs...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights December 6 - Sunrises & The Beautiful Game...

05 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jerry has some questions about the sunrise across the country and the boys look for The Four Pillars Of The Fifa World Cup...See omnystudio.com/listen...

Podcast Intro December 5 - Show Me What You've Got Monday's...

04 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Matt accuses Rick & Morty of stealing a previous character from Pooman & Wees...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights December 5 - Cleaning Choices & A Mic To The Face...

04 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys dissect the physiology behind different types of house cleaners...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.