The Hauraki Breakfast Podcast

Oct 15 - T*ats. Tw*ots & T***ies

14 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, Jerry wants to know where listeners are taking a pounding, we test the new state of the art live outdoor rain microphone and Mat...

Oct 14 - Fyre 2.0, Hawaiian Police Reports & Touching Butts

13 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, the boys return from a week-long holiday but it looks like Matt has been up to some pesty behavior that may haunt him and Jerry ...

Oct 4 - Nudity, Milk & Jacinda Ardern

03 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, Matt continues his habit of asking politicians inappropriate questions by asking the New Zealand Prime Minister if "she sleeps i...

Oct 3 - Fights, Trump & Psychic Encounters

02 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, Dr Steve Simpson from the Auckland University Physics Department pops in to update us on all things Trump, Matt has the perfect ...

Oct 2 - Honey, China & Noel Gallagher

01 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, we chat with Noel Gallagher about being a super nice but very grumpy c*nt, Jerry had a strange conversation with Sir Edmond Hillar...

Oct 1 - Space, Elvis & The Cricket Season

30 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, we debate the perfect sandwich bread, Guppy and the Whakamana Express pop in to chat about the upcoming cricket season and we kick...

Sep 30 - YouTube, Foreplay & The National Anthem

29 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys cover kids watching too much YouTube, Scotty J's terrific commentary at the RWC and is it time to change the National Ant...

Sep 27 - Apologies, Simon Bridges & Knight Rider

26 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, Matt faces the repercussions for yesterdays racial outburst, Jerry looks back on his fond memories of the 'Knight Rider' theme &...

Sep 26 - Balls, Dinosaurs & Spudf***ers

25 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, Matt gets put in time out for dropping a horrible F-bomb, Jerry goes deep into the different shapes of balls & Scott Barret embr...

Sep 25 - Whips, Butts & Photos

24 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, things get uncomfortable when Matt introduces a whip to Clear the Lines Wednesday, Jerry goes deep into photo law and who owns y...

Sept 24 - Breakfast, Sex & Bali

23 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, Matt dives into the history of breakfast and why we eat cereal, Cyber Bully Tuesday reopens some old wounds and has anyone ever ...

Sep 23 - Snowballs, Tokyo & Mayors

22 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, the show returns to normal with Jerry back from Tokyo, Ollie Wards from the Snowball podcast joins the show to chat about scamme...

Sep 20 - ACC World Cup Build Up Special: Day 5

19 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It's the last World Cup ACC special but it finishes strong with a unique G.Lane issue De Jour Guineas, Matt's old blackface photos arise and the whole...

Sep 19 - ACC World Cup Build Up Special: Day 4

18 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On today's Rugby World Cup ACC special, Mike Lane and Jason Hoyte join Matt Heath to find out what Jerry is up to in Japan and will Jase be in the upc...

Sep 18 - ACC World Cup Build Up Special: Day 3

17 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Mike Lane and Jason Hoyte join Matt Heath for a Rugby World Cup ACC special and cover body fluid speeds with Dr. Damian Christie, weird cricket games ...

Sep 17 - ACC World Cup Build Up Special: Day 2

16 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Mike Lane and Jason Hoyte join Matt Heath for a Rugby World Cup ACC special and count down the top 5 shocking All Blacks RWC moments and play a tribut...

Sep 16 - ACC World Cup Build Up Special: Day 1

15 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Mike Lane and Jason Hoyte join Matt Heath for a Rugby World Cup build-up ACC special.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 13 - Rock 1st XV, Vinyls & A Dozen Beers

12 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Today's podcast is a little different with Jerry over in Japan G.Lane is stepping in to help out with a 1st XV of Rock special.See omnystudio.com/list...

Sep 12 - Dick Togs, Spas & Sauce for the Goose

11 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, Matt has another questionable naked encounter in his spa, Anna Farris has been caught in a web of lies and what the hell does "sau...

Sep 11 - Crayfish, Mince Donuts & Fast Food

10 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, its a historical day for Matt with 'Back of the Y Masterpiece Theatre' screening on TV eleven years ago on this date, Dylan updat...

Sep 10 - Scuttlebutt, Sir Howard Morrison & Conrad Smith

09 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, All Blacks legend Conrad Smith calls up to chat about his upcoming commentary at the rugby world cup, Jerry wants to try a new o...

Sep 9 - Rats, Playgrounds & Old Stories

08 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys cover big rats that aren't that big, safe playgrounds that don't need to be safe and Jerry tells the Julie Coney breast s...

Sep 6 - Keven Mealamu, Jacinda Ardern & Muffs

05 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, Jerry wants to know if a banana muff is healthier than a cheesy muff, great New Zealander Keven Mealamu helps us with our 1st XV o...

Sep 5 - Fishing, Anime & Lazy Animals

04 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today we look back at some of the weird relationships with items people have had, Matt lists his laziest animals in the world and Nicky...

Sep 4 - Pringles, Dogs & Shag Point

03 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, Matt has some issues with Pringles, we ask if Colin De Grandholme saying more than 3 words is a sign of the apocalypse & the dossi...

Sep 3 - Firetrucking, Pa Bear & Foreign Accents

02 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today Jerry investigates the phenomenon known as FAS, foreign accent syndrome, Matt dives into the world of firetrucking and we lock in...

Sep 2 - Girl Gas, Bitch Juice & Princess Petrol

01 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, Matt's unhappy with Jerrys low-level Invercargill news, we launch the first 15 of rock with the front row and what's better Bitch ...

Aug 30 - Rain, Auckland & Shoot Shag Marry

29 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, Matt's not happy with how Auckland focused Jerry has become, our listener Sarah Moana attempts to break the on hold record and w...

Aug 29 - Wrestlers, Th’ Dudes & Punishing Exercise

28 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today Matt has an idea to help the Green Party, we find out the 'Top 5 Wounding Exercise Routines' and Rock legends Dave Dobbyn and Pe...

Aug 28 - Aliens, Peter Jackson & Mark Lundy

27 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today Matt questions why aliens are so focused on peoples downstairs, Jerry looks into the life of a con man and we kick off our latest...

Aug 27 - Bikinis Toasties & The Stud; formerly Little Lamb Neesham some people say he looks like an alpaca

26 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, "The Wonderful World of" makes a return by looking at the worlds smallest bikini, The Stud; formerly Little Lamb Neesham some pe...

Aug 23 - Jacinda Ardern, Lambs & Pedos

22 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, Jacinda Ardern is on the phone to answer the hard-hitting questions like, when is too soon to put up Christmas decorations, Jerr...

Aug 22 - Sexy Jeans, Gender Cans & Guinea Pigs

21 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, We create a safe space for listeners to voice their deepest sexual health mishaps, James McOnie opens a gender can of worms & wh...

Aug 21 - Psychedelics, Cats & Angry Cities

20 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast the boys look into the world of psychedelics with one listener having an interesting experience, Graham Hill is in to talk about li...

Aug 20 - Limes, Teeth & Big Hands

19 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today All Blacks Captain Kieran Read is on the phone to set some guidelines for Matt's texting, there's a new scary hand sculpture in W...

Aug 19 - Undies, Sexy Texts & Bill Clinton

18 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, we ask how long is too long to wear one pair of undies, Matt sent an inappropriate text to an All Black over the weekend & the Cli...

Aug 16 - Own Goals, Simon Bridges & Fat Elvis

15 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast the boys are chatting belly buttons, own goals, and fat Elvis...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 15 - Nudity, Timaru & Giant Birds

14 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, Jerry has an issue with Today Tomorrow Timaru, Matt gets caught naked again and an expert tells us why NZ was the home to giant ...

Aug 14 - Naps, Smelly Ubers & Strong Ants

13 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, Jerry asks about nap time etiquette, Matt has a smelly Uber and Dr. Damian blows our minds with gravity facts.See omnystudio.co...

Aug 13 - Billionaires, Luke Skywalker & Jeff Bezos

13 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today we look at NZs newest Billionaire, why is Luke Skywalker on a crime spree in the states and TV producer Bill Burtin pops in to ch...

Aug 12 - Rugby Panic, Talented Kids 7 Beach Cocaine

11 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, we kick off the G.O.A.T 500 countdown, Scotty J Stevenson looks at world rugby panic levels and what happened to all the beach coc...

Aug 8 - Weather, Ubers & The Issue De Jour Guineas

07 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, It's an unorthodox Thursday with people going on hold, the Issue De jour Guineas and the Friday panel all changing up the schedu...

Aug 8 - Weather, Ubers & The Issue De Jour Guineas

07 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, It's an unorthodox Thursday with people going on hold, the Issue De jour Guineas and the Friday panel all changing up the schedu...

Aug 7 - Whores, Trump & Pest Spray

06 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, Dr. Steve from the Auckland University Physics Department pops in to update us on all the weird stuff Trump is up to, Matt talks...

Aug 6 - Juice, Eddie McGuire & Pancakes

05 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, we get a history lesson from the one and only OJ Simpson, Matt wows Jerry with some pancake facts and Aussie broadcasting star E...

Aug 5 - Flats, Friends & Fails

05 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, the guys are chatting jewellery heists, what makes a good friend and Jerry delves into Matt's heritage...See omnystudio.com/list...

Aug 2 - Beers, Urban Stations & The Nations Bank Balance

01 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, Hon Grant Roberston calls the boys to discuss how the nations bank balance is doing, Matt bribes our companies urban station to ...

Aug 1 - Cliff Curtis, Goats & Instagram Travel

31 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, Boomer Watch returns with a listener submission from Wanaka, we find out why Jerry hates a hangi so much and Kiwi legend Cliff Cur...

July 31 - Fruit, Pies & Heat

30 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, we talk to Dr. Damian Christie about space and temperature, why does Matt hate fruit so much and Great New Zealander Pat Lam joi...

July 30 - Fortnite, Mark Todd & Cafe Signs

30 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, Matt tortures Jerry with some gamer chat, we look into some male-focused cafe sign outrage and how does James McOnie feel about ...

July 29 - Rogan Josh, Explosive Ablutions & Insta Likes

28 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, Matt tests the limits of food safety with a 4-day old Rogan Josh, Scotty J Stevenson had an interesting experience at the rugby an...

July 26 - Simon Bridges, Smoking & Jason Statham

25 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, Simon Bridges calls up to bully the other members of parliament, we create a safe zone for all smokers outside our studio and th...

July 25 - Rutger Hauer, Tourist Attractions & PLBs

24 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, we take listener messages of love for the late Rutger Hauer, James McOnie has some questions for the All Blacks selectors and wh...

July 24 - Sleep, Porno & Dinosaurs

23 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, Jamie Morton from the hit podcast 'My Dad Wrote A Porno' joins us in the studio, Dr. Damian Christie tells us how dinosaurs had ...

July 23 - Lesbians, Netflix & CWC

22 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, Matt is still not over the CWC Final and refuses to talk about it, Jerry is amazed at the amount of money Netflix is making and ...

July 22 - Puffy Eyes, CWC & Female Thor

21 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the guys are back from their break, Matt's having issues with his eyes and is still troubled by the Cricket World Cup Final while ...

July 12 - Man Boobs, Brian Tamaki & Sexy Ankles

11 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, did Matt use the group cricket celebrations as a chance to feel up G Lane, Jerry sees the funny side of Bishop Brian Tamaki and th...

July 11 - Cricket, Cricket & Cricket

10 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

​The Blackcaps are in cricket the world cup final!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

July 10 - Chiropractors, Balls & Being Dangerously Tired

09 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, Matt wants to know if chiropractors are real, the mental strain of Beer & Pie July is starting to affect Jerry and the boys celeb...

July 9 - The Never Ending Story, Richard Hadlee & Mimes

08 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast Matt wants you to know that he knows that you know that he knows about the 'Never Ending Story' and 'Stranger Things' connection, J...

July 8 - Crusaders, Unfit Cops & The G.O.A.T

07 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, Scotty J Stevenson thinks next year might very well be the real year of the Blues, Matt calls up for his own caller topic and we...

July 5 - Kieran Read, G Lane & Callers on Hold

04 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, we ask if anybody is even listening to the show, Great New Zealander Kieran Read calls up ahead of this weekends final & G Lane ...

July 4 - Streakers, Drunk Jobs & Cricket Finals

03 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, Lazza McGolders calls up to chat about the only highlight of the cricket last night...the NZ streaker, we ask what professions a...

July 3 - Geese, Alcohol & Coffee

02 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, Dr. Damian Christie informs us all about the alcoholic shakes, Matt wants to purge the Western Springs geese and why does everyb...

July 2 - Sexy Countries, Dodgy Deals & Leigh Hart

01 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today the boys count down their Top 5 sexiest ethnicities, James McOnie pops in to chat about the new All Blacks jersey and Leigh Hart ...

July 1 - Beer,Pie & July

30 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, Matt starts a new healthy hobby, we ask who are New Zealand's horniest politicians are & Beer & Pie July starts with a delicious...

June 28 - Jacinda Ardern, Flat Rules & Bad Callers

27 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, Jacinda Ardern gives us all the detailed information on baby Neve's first birthday, what are the weirdest flat rules you've ever...

June 27 - Cheap Rent, Shit Sculptures & Soggy Food

26 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys want to know, when have you paid cheap rent for a crap house, Trumpwatch makes an epic return and what are the top 5 puni...

June 26 - Drivers, Lava & Planes

25 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, Matt has an issue with airline seat recliners, Jerry looks into New Zealand's shittest drivers and Dr. Damian Christie give us a...

June 25 - The Whakamana Express, The Stud & The Koru Crunch

24 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, The Whakamana Express Lockie Ferguson joins us to chat about the effects of the WAG balcony, the boys steal James McOnie's intev...

June 24 - Fireworks, Seagulls & Fake Crowds

23 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, Scotty J pops in to talk about digital crowds and the future of sport, Auckland may be losing its fireworks and the boys update yo...

June 21 - Hangovers, Awards & Alter-Egos

20 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In today's podcast, Simon Bridges calls up to congratulate the boys on winning big at the radio awards last night, the issues of the week battle it ou...

June 20 - Cricket, Targets & Blowouts

19 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, the Cricket World Cup takes over the first half of the show as the boys watch the dramatic end to the Black Caps vs South Africa...

June 19 - Cold Starts, Minty Breath & Sexy Flights

18 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, we hose down some listeners for a crispy start to the day, Jerry has finally cracked the code to Matt's dad jokes and things may g...

June 18 - Yakkas, Nipples & Bullies

17 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, the boys try to rid New Zealand of Yakkas with the return of the Yakkas are Fukkas campaign, we wake up James McOnie for an update...

June 17 - Tongan Flags, John Hopoate & Sickness

16 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, Matt has had enough of the taxi monopoly, Scotty J Stevenson knows the ideal way to fix the blues & we ask Jon Hopoate how many ...

June 14 - Jacinda Ardern, Instagram Models & Sodomy

13 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today PM Jacinda Ardern critiques the fashion at the Hamilton Fieldays, the Friday Panel looks into the worst theme songs of the Super ...

June 13- Mandarins, Jokes & Radiohead

12 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, we get an update on the Omokaroa mandarin problem, Jerry can't handle Matt's dad jokes anymore and is the Queenstown mayor really ...

June 12 - Mark Sainsbury, The Rainbow Tick & Pain

11 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, Great New Zealander Mark Sainsbury pops in to chat about men's health, Dr. Damian Christie talks to us about pain management and...

June 11 - Cultural Tattoos, Boomers & Vapes on a Plane

10 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, Jon Toogood pops in without the Shihad's to chat about his upcoming live performances, vapes are being unleashed on planes and wha...

June 10 - Butt Picking, Haka Problems & Lifestyle Blocks

09 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, Matt investigates the top 5 Haka controversies, former Sky Sports commentator Scotty J Stevenson pops in to chat about Rafael Na...

June 7 - Rolling Heads, Drug Smuggling & Cultural Differences

06 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, we put the nations political members on the chopping block with Simon Bridges, the Friday Panel discuss the news of the week and w...

June 6 - Cricket, Rain & Traveling Girls

05 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, the Black Caps cricket game takes over the show, we try to track down a traveling breath of fresh air and Jerry has an epiphany ...

June 6 - Cricket, Rain & Traveling Girls

05 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, the Black Caps cricket game takes over the show, we try to track down a traveling breath of fresh air and Jerry has an epiphany ...

June 5 - Soft Kids, Number 2s & Small Dogs

04 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On today's podcast, Matt & Jerry catch up with Lazza McGolders live from England to chat about the Cricket World Cup, Dr. Damian Christie is in to tel...

June 4 - Fights, Salmonella & Fatty Boombalattis

04 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, Matt almost gets in a fight at his local park, what are Auckland's latest E Rated restaurants and is it time for the fatty boomb...

May 31 - Budgets, Power Bottoms & Everything Must Go

31 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, the guys are chatting budgets with PM Jacinda Ardern, cricket with Black Caps Coach Gary Stead and clearing out the prize cupboa...

May 30 - Queens Upstairs, Stable Geniuses & I Want My ACC

29 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, the guys are chatting about the Queen's boosies, ACC theme songs and Dr. Steve Simpson pops in for some Trump Watch...See omnyst...

May 29 - Smoking, Leaking & Cheaters

29 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, the guys are discussing their worst flights, littering and former Black Caps keeper batsmen Adam Parore joins the show to chat a...

May 28 - Top Routes, Constipation Concussions & G Lane Has Syphilis?

27 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, the guys are chatting constipation concussions, best routes and the show takes a turn for the worst when G Lane enters the studi...

May 27 - Syphilis, Hosing Kids & Not The Year Of The Blues

26 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, the guys are chatting syphilis outbreaks, Sexist AI and Scotty J Stevenson with an update to the All Blacks Rugby World Cup Pan...

May 24 - Bullying, Semi's & Peace be with You

23 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, the guys are addressing in house bullying from G Lane, Tim Batt joins the show to tell us how he's trolled Destiny Church's new ...

May 23 - Pukka Tukka, Scientology & Cook the Man some F*cking Eggs Bitch!

22 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, the guys are discussing Jamie Oliver's restaurants closing, their Top 5 Celebrity Chefs and James McOnie joins the show to talk ...

May 22 - Bullies, Dillys & Detachable Downstairs

21 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, the guys are talking about bullying MP’s while taking some Cyber Bullies of their own and Dr. Damien Christie answers the ques...

May 21 - Free Buses, Apps & Boomer Dinners

20 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, it's a very Boomer-focused show with the guys chatting about the new Gold Card app and what are the Four Pillars of a Boomer Di...

May 20 - Wee Tests, I'll Be Back & 16Kg's of Meth

19 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, the guys are chatting about NZ's favourite drug, Arnie quotes and chatting to Spark Sport and TVNZ commentator Scotty J Stevenso...

May 17 - A's, H's & NPP'S

16 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, we're running the Issue De Jour Guineas, The Friday Panel and Blitz vs Jizza...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...

May 16 - KFC Con Man, Dream Admin & Woke Coke

15 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, the guys are chatting about ethical cocaine, fraud and Jerry shares a weird dream he had...  See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

May 15 - Nokia's, Nicknames & Back Seat Stains

15 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, the guys are chatting about sex in cars, top 5 punishing mobile phones and 'Dead Shark Eyes' Martin Guptill and 'The Stud former...

May 14 - Ice Creams, Fat Dogs & Call Me Mathew

13 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the podcast today, the guys are chatting about their trip to Brisbane, fat dogs and Tip Top ice cream...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...