The Hauraki Breakfast Podcast
Episodes
Aug 8 - Weather, Ubers & The Issue De Jour Guineas
07 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, It's an unorthodox Thursday with people going on hold, the Issue De jour Guineas and the Friday panel all changing up the schedu...
Aug 8 - Weather, Ubers & The Issue De Jour Guineas
07 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, It's an unorthodox Thursday with people going on hold, the Issue De jour Guineas and the Friday panel all changing up the schedu...
Aug 7 - Whores, Trump & Pest Spray
06 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, Dr. Steve from the Auckland University Physics Department pops in to update us on all the weird stuff Trump is up to, Matt talks...
Aug 6 - Juice, Eddie McGuire & Pancakes
05 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, we get a history lesson from the one and only OJ Simpson, Matt wows Jerry with some pancake facts and Aussie broadcasting star E...
Aug 5 - Flats, Friends & Fails
05 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, the guys are chatting jewellery heists, what makes a good friend and Jerry delves into Matt's heritage...See omnystudio.com/list...
Aug 2 - Beers, Urban Stations & The Nations Bank Balance
01 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, Hon Grant Roberston calls the boys to discuss how the nations bank balance is doing, Matt bribes our companies urban station to ...
Aug 1 - Cliff Curtis, Goats & Instagram Travel
31 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, Boomer Watch returns with a listener submission from Wanaka, we find out why Jerry hates a hangi so much and Kiwi legend Cliff Cur...
July 31 - Fruit, Pies & Heat
30 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, we talk to Dr. Damian Christie about space and temperature, why does Matt hate fruit so much and Great New Zealander Pat Lam joi...
July 30 - Fortnite, Mark Todd & Cafe Signs
30 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, Matt tortures Jerry with some gamer chat, we look into some male-focused cafe sign outrage and how does James McOnie feel about ...
July 29 - Rogan Josh, Explosive Ablutions & Insta Likes
28 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, Matt tests the limits of food safety with a 4-day old Rogan Josh, Scotty J Stevenson had an interesting experience at the rugby an...
July 26 - Simon Bridges, Smoking & Jason Statham
25 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, Simon Bridges calls up to bully the other members of parliament, we create a safe zone for all smokers outside our studio and th...
July 25 - Rutger Hauer, Tourist Attractions & PLBs
24 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, we take listener messages of love for the late Rutger Hauer, James McOnie has some questions for the All Blacks selectors and wh...
July 24 - Sleep, Porno & Dinosaurs
23 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, Jamie Morton from the hit podcast 'My Dad Wrote A Porno' joins us in the studio, Dr. Damian Christie tells us how dinosaurs had ...
July 23 - Lesbians, Netflix & CWC
22 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, Matt is still not over the CWC Final and refuses to talk about it, Jerry is amazed at the amount of money Netflix is making and ...
July 22 - Puffy Eyes, CWC & Female Thor
21 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the guys are back from their break, Matt's having issues with his eyes and is still troubled by the Cricket World Cup Final while ...
July 12 - Man Boobs, Brian Tamaki & Sexy Ankles
11 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, did Matt use the group cricket celebrations as a chance to feel up G Lane, Jerry sees the funny side of Bishop Brian Tamaki and th...
July 11 - Cricket, Cricket & Cricket
10 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Blackcaps are in cricket the world cup final!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 10 - Chiropractors, Balls & Being Dangerously Tired
09 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, Matt wants to know if chiropractors are real, the mental strain of Beer & Pie July is starting to affect Jerry and the boys celeb...
July 9 - The Never Ending Story, Richard Hadlee & Mimes
08 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast Matt wants you to know that he knows that you know that he knows about the 'Never Ending Story' and 'Stranger Things' connection, J...
July 8 - Crusaders, Unfit Cops & The G.O.A.T
07 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, Scotty J Stevenson thinks next year might very well be the real year of the Blues, Matt calls up for his own caller topic and we...
July 5 - Kieran Read, G Lane & Callers on Hold
04 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, we ask if anybody is even listening to the show, Great New Zealander Kieran Read calls up ahead of this weekends final & G Lane ...
July 4 - Streakers, Drunk Jobs & Cricket Finals
03 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, Lazza McGolders calls up to chat about the only highlight of the cricket last night...the NZ streaker, we ask what professions a...
July 3 - Geese, Alcohol & Coffee
02 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, Dr. Damian Christie informs us all about the alcoholic shakes, Matt wants to purge the Western Springs geese and why does everyb...
July 2 - Sexy Countries, Dodgy Deals & Leigh Hart
01 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today the boys count down their Top 5 sexiest ethnicities, James McOnie pops in to chat about the new All Blacks jersey and Leigh Hart ...
July 1 - Beer,Pie & July
30 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, Matt starts a new healthy hobby, we ask who are New Zealand's horniest politicians are & Beer & Pie July starts with a delicious...
June 28 - Jacinda Ardern, Flat Rules & Bad Callers
27 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, Jacinda Ardern gives us all the detailed information on baby Neve's first birthday, what are the weirdest flat rules you've ever...
June 27 - Cheap Rent, Shit Sculptures & Soggy Food
26 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys want to know, when have you paid cheap rent for a crap house, Trumpwatch makes an epic return and what are the top 5 puni...
June 26 - Drivers, Lava & Planes
25 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, Matt has an issue with airline seat recliners, Jerry looks into New Zealand's shittest drivers and Dr. Damian Christie give us a...
June 25 - The Whakamana Express, The Stud & The Koru Crunch
24 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, The Whakamana Express Lockie Ferguson joins us to chat about the effects of the WAG balcony, the boys steal James McOnie's intev...
June 24 - Fireworks, Seagulls & Fake Crowds
23 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, Scotty J pops in to talk about digital crowds and the future of sport, Auckland may be losing its fireworks and the boys update yo...
June 21 - Hangovers, Awards & Alter-Egos
20 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In today's podcast, Simon Bridges calls up to congratulate the boys on winning big at the radio awards last night, the issues of the week battle it ou...
June 20 - Cricket, Targets & Blowouts
19 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, the Cricket World Cup takes over the first half of the show as the boys watch the dramatic end to the Black Caps vs South Africa...
June 19 - Cold Starts, Minty Breath & Sexy Flights
18 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, we hose down some listeners for a crispy start to the day, Jerry has finally cracked the code to Matt's dad jokes and things may g...
June 18 - Yakkas, Nipples & Bullies
17 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys try to rid New Zealand of Yakkas with the return of the Yakkas are Fukkas campaign, we wake up James McOnie for an update...
June 17 - Tongan Flags, John Hopoate & Sickness
16 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, Matt has had enough of the taxi monopoly, Scotty J Stevenson knows the ideal way to fix the blues & we ask Jon Hopoate how many ...
June 14 - Jacinda Ardern, Instagram Models & Sodomy
13 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today PM Jacinda Ardern critiques the fashion at the Hamilton Fieldays, the Friday Panel looks into the worst theme songs of the Super ...
June 13- Mandarins, Jokes & Radiohead
12 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, we get an update on the Omokaroa mandarin problem, Jerry can't handle Matt's dad jokes anymore and is the Queenstown mayor really ...
June 12 - Mark Sainsbury, The Rainbow Tick & Pain
11 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, Great New Zealander Mark Sainsbury pops in to chat about men's health, Dr. Damian Christie talks to us about pain management and...
June 11 - Cultural Tattoos, Boomers & Vapes on a Plane
10 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, Jon Toogood pops in without the Shihad's to chat about his upcoming live performances, vapes are being unleashed on planes and wha...
June 10 - Butt Picking, Haka Problems & Lifestyle Blocks
09 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, Matt investigates the top 5 Haka controversies, former Sky Sports commentator Scotty J Stevenson pops in to chat about Rafael Na...
June 7 - Rolling Heads, Drug Smuggling & Cultural Differences
06 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, we put the nations political members on the chopping block with Simon Bridges, the Friday Panel discuss the news of the week and w...
June 6 - Cricket, Rain & Traveling Girls
05 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, the Black Caps cricket game takes over the show, we try to track down a traveling breath of fresh air and Jerry has an epiphany ...
June 6 - Cricket, Rain & Traveling Girls
05 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, the Black Caps cricket game takes over the show, we try to track down a traveling breath of fresh air and Jerry has an epiphany ...
June 5 - Soft Kids, Number 2s & Small Dogs
04 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, Matt & Jerry catch up with Lazza McGolders live from England to chat about the Cricket World Cup, Dr. Damian Christie is in to tel...
June 4 - Fights, Salmonella & Fatty Boombalattis
04 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, Matt almost gets in a fight at his local park, what are Auckland's latest E Rated restaurants and is it time for the fatty boomb...
May 31 - Budgets, Power Bottoms & Everything Must Go
31 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, the guys are chatting budgets with PM Jacinda Ardern, cricket with Black Caps Coach Gary Stead and clearing out the prize cupboa...
May 30 - Queens Upstairs, Stable Geniuses & I Want My ACC
29 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, the guys are chatting about the Queen's boosies, ACC theme songs and Dr. Steve Simpson pops in for some Trump Watch...See omnyst...
May 29 - Smoking, Leaking & Cheaters
29 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, the guys are discussing their worst flights, littering and former Black Caps keeper batsmen Adam Parore joins the show to chat a...
May 28 - Top Routes, Constipation Concussions & G Lane Has Syphilis?
27 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, the guys are chatting constipation concussions, best routes and the show takes a turn for the worst when G Lane enters the studi...
May 27 - Syphilis, Hosing Kids & Not The Year Of The Blues
26 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, the guys are chatting syphilis outbreaks, Sexist AI and Scotty J Stevenson with an update to the All Blacks Rugby World Cup Pan...
May 24 - Bullying, Semi's & Peace be with You
23 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, the guys are addressing in house bullying from G Lane, Tim Batt joins the show to tell us how he's trolled Destiny Church's new ...
May 23 - Pukka Tukka, Scientology & Cook the Man some F*cking Eggs Bitch!
22 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, the guys are discussing Jamie Oliver's restaurants closing, their Top 5 Celebrity Chefs and James McOnie joins the show to talk ...
May 22 - Bullies, Dillys & Detachable Downstairs
21 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, the guys are talking about bullying MP’s while taking some Cyber Bullies of their own and Dr. Damien Christie answers the ques...
May 21 - Free Buses, Apps & Boomer Dinners
20 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, it's a very Boomer-focused show with the guys chatting about the new Gold Card app and what are the Four Pillars of a Boomer Di...
May 20 - Wee Tests, I'll Be Back & 16Kg's of Meth
19 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, the guys are chatting about NZ's favourite drug, Arnie quotes and chatting to Spark Sport and TVNZ commentator Scotty J Stevenso...
May 17 - A's, H's & NPP'S
16 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, we're running the Issue De Jour Guineas, The Friday Panel and Blitz vs Jizza...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...
May 16 - KFC Con Man, Dream Admin & Woke Coke
15 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, the guys are chatting about ethical cocaine, fraud and Jerry shares a weird dream he had... See omnystudio.com/listener for p...
May 15 - Nokia's, Nicknames & Back Seat Stains
15 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, the guys are chatting about sex in cars, top 5 punishing mobile phones and 'Dead Shark Eyes' Martin Guptill and 'The Stud former...
May 14 - Ice Creams, Fat Dogs & Call Me Mathew
13 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, the guys are chatting about their trip to Brisbane, fat dogs and Tip Top ice cream...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...
May 10 - Anthems, Micro-dosing & Smokey Flats
09 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, Scotty J is stepping in for Matt and is discussing bad national anthem renditions as well as running the Friday Panel and Blitz ...
May 9 2019 - Drinking, Secrets & High Balls
08 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, Matt and Jerry are discussing, secret student societies, New Zealands drinking culture and Mils Muliaina comes into the studio ...
May 8 - Louis Vuitton, Whakamana & A Hot Tub
08 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, the boys are figuring out what is dust, chatting about which MP's have touched the Whakamanas and Matt tells a story involving a...
May 7 - Lundy, Pakehas and Communal Showering
06 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, the guys are chatting about where you can breastfeed, Lundy and Matts new diet... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...
May 6 - Snoring, Draws & Rootability
05 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, the guys are dissecting a salesman's night in The Tron, Tinder Outfits and Scotty J Stevenson drops in to deliver some big news ...
May 3 - Reduce, Reuse & Exchange
02 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, the guys are talking about number plates and garbage as well as running the Issue De Jour Guineas and the Friday Panel is back.....
May 2 - Car Values, Cow Unions & Codpieces
01 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, the guys are chatting escaped cows, Don Brash's vehicle choice and they talk to Juliearna, the lady who spotted a Puma in the So...
May 1 - Whales, Vaginal Gel & Faulking Up
30 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, the guys are chatting about James Faulkner closet jumping, spy whales and learning about spiders web's in 'According to Science'...
April 30 - Sweaty, Rooting & Sexy Accents
29 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, the guys are discussing flat earthers, sweaty Frenchmen and how sexy the New Zealand accent is...See omnystudio.com/listener for...
April 29 - Heroes, Villains & A Early 90's Nissan Pulsar
28 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, Matt is telling us about his spiritual holiday, the guys are talking about the new Avengers film and we are celebrating a specia...
April 18 - Death, Eggs & Screaming Rabbits
17 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today Matt & Jerry are talking about Jerry's cat Pussy, Matt's exploring some new files in his 'Jerry's lite-infotainment news show' ...
April 17 - Auckland Glass, A Hose Down & A Clear Out
17 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today Matt & Jerry are bringing back an old segment, figuring out what happens after you go through a Black Hole and Matt gets upset ab...
April 16 - Influencers, Fires & Bibles
15 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today Matt & Jerry are discussing Instagram influencers, Zuckerberg's lifestyle and some more potty mouth language happening on Jerry's...
April 15 - Cheaters, Streakers & Downstairs Procedures
15 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today Matt & Jerry are chatting Tiger Woods redemption, streakers and Top 5 hottest "Game Of Thrones" characters... See omnystudio.co...
April 12 - Black Holes, Karaoke & TM
11 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today Matt & Jerry are discussing Justin Marshall's catchphrases, chatting to Simon Bridges, running the Issue de Ju Guineas and play ...
April 11 - Derbies, Lego & Repent
10 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today Matt & Jerry are discussing Folau's controversial social media post, chatting to James McOnie about the Super Rugby local derbie...
April 10 - Fines, Flying & Dad's Favourite
09 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today Matt & Jerry are talking about deciduous trees in 'According To Science', chatting to New Zealand’s Premier Sports Journalist P...
April 9 - A Dead Goose, A Dead Cat & Chopsticks
08 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today Matt & Jerry are chatting about animals both living and dead, if Burger King's pulled ad was racist and Matt has some more mindb...
April 8 - Revenge, Gay High Balls & A Boat Named "Tits"
08 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today Matt & Jerry are discussing the country of Brunei, the Blues performance with Scotty J Stevenson and calling a Texas statehouse ...
April 5 - Hotdogs, Downgrades & B or J
04 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today Matt & Jerry discuss whether Matt's trip to the US embassy was a success, we have a chat to PM Jacinda Ardern about her renovat...
April 4 - Fabric Softener, US Embassy & Quokka U-Turns
03 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, Jerry is still campaigning for fabric softener, Matt discusses his plans to visit the US embassy and exposes Jerry's change in o...
Apr 3 - Drunk Movers, Speed Cameras and Washing Machines
02 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today we hear about the secret behind Matt's movers, we get some tips from Dr Steve about what Monteith's should do next in their quest...
Apr 2 - Quokkas, Batman & Matt's Sexuality
01 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today we find out Jerry has a secret hate for the Australian Quokka, Matt has a casual chat about accidentally hitting on a guy and h...
Apr 1 - Brows, Blues & Tunes
31 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast the boys go deep into the world of monobrows and countdown the world's Top 5, Matt has some tips for moving in this week's Herald a...
Mar 29 - Franny, Mind Blowers & Loud Hailers
28 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today Matt blows our minds again with his mind-blowing facts segment, Franny needs some fanny and where the hell is Scotty J Stevenson?...
Mar 28 - Alcohol, Kung Foo Kicks & John Hopoate
27 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast Brent Eccles & Mark Kneebone pop in studio to chat about the awesome YOU ARE US concerts they're putting on to support the victims ...
Mar 27 - Bridges, Mankads & Hats
26 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today when is it ok to Mankad? We find out if fish drink water in 'According To Science' and Matt excites the listeners with his Top 5 ...
Mar 26 - Potatoes, Sleep & The Beatles
25 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast it turns out the humble potato is now considered a superfood, Jerry looks into the weird sleeping habits of celebrities and we find...
Mar 25 - Dad Jokes, Gag Reflexes & Pony Tails
24 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today Matt punishes you with some dad jokes in his new segment "Gag Reflex", Scotty J lets us know if it really is the Blues season and...
Mar 22 - Eggs, Angels & Grant Robertson
21 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, Minister of Finance, Sport & Recreation Grant Robertson pops to chat about getting silly at the NZ Cricket Awards, Matt goes dee...
Mar 21 - Penglings, Facebook & Dribbling
20 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Matt & Jerry are back and so is the podcast. Jerry has a rude awakening on his flight back from Christchurch, Matt finds some more weird facts after h...
Mar 15 - Scotty J, Simon Bridges & Rabbits
14 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, The Panel debates the merits of anti-vaxers, do rabbits make good pets and it turns out eating your boogers isn't that bad for you...
Mar 14 - James McOnie, Jingles & Alpacas
13 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
No Matt today as he is over in New York interviewing the 'Shazam' stars so James McOnie is filling in! We count down some of the best TV and Radio jin...
Mar 13 - Nerds, Gary Stead & Bryan Adams
12 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, Jerry has a weird interview with musician Bryan Adams, are the Auckland Council nerds and do animals have a sense of humour?See ...
Mar 12 - Beige Brigade, Music Pests & R Kelly
11 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, has NZ Cricket got something against the Beige uniform? Matt counts down his Top 5 "Music Pests" and are high-risk selfies 'Penis ...
Mar 11 - The Fonz, Scribe & Jan Michael Vincent
10 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, Matt gets caught at the Red Hot Chilli Peppers gig acting like the Fonz, we now live in a world with no Jan Michael Vincents & Scr...
Mar 8 - Jacinda Ardern, Hillz Baz & Women
07 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today it's International Women's Day and to celebrate we are only playing songs from people born of women. PM Jacinda Ardern calls up a...
Mar 7 - Lovely Trenty, Eye Sockets Read & Barry Heath
06 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, NZ's top film critic Barry Heath gives Captain Marvel the once over, Lovely Trenty calls up ahead of the 2nd Test in Wellington ...
Mar 6 - Michael Hill, Tomato Sauce & We are the World
05 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's podcast, the boys recall how they met singing "We are the World" 20 years ago in a karaoke bar, will Matt get any support for his latest se...
Mar 5 - Fire Starter, Plastic Cups & Avocados
04 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, sad news for the dance world with the passing of Prodigy singer Keith Flint, in his memory we count down the Top 5 Prodigy songs...
Mar 4 - Buller Mansion, Kim Dotcom & Guns
03 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On the podcast today, Matt goes deep into climbing the property ladder in Buller, Jerry tries to take over a Pā and what's your opinion on our police...