Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Episodes
447-Sarah Tiana-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
09 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Poop Pile is REAL. The question is, do you believe? Some people don't want the truth and some people are building their own piles. The great and...
446-Bobby Lee & Khalyla- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
02 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Tiger Mom Belly's House. It's finally happened. The great Bobby Lee & Khalyla join us for some silly good times and OMG revelations! We got some meth ...
445-Wheeler Walker Jr- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
25 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
If you don't know how to eat butt, we have all your bases covered. Basically, we want Tina to finally do this like an adult. We'll see what happens. P...
444-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
18 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Any ladies out there looking to beat the sissy of Fremont for fun? You have to be white and tatted, but he seems cool if you meet that criteria. By co...
443-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
11 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Skibbity Scabbity doo! We love to pretend to be an instrument with our mouths. It obviously takes WAY more skill to scat than to learn to play an inst...
442-Alison Rosen-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
04 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Open defecation - we're into it. Unfortunately, it's not that popular in Los Angeles. Let's explore where it's still a thing AKA where people know how...
441-Tom Rhodes-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
28 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
There's a very upset lady in an internet chat room that says a lot of things we can relate to. She's fired up that someone called her the R word and s...
440-The Sklar Bros-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
21 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
If you want to go on a date with a nice lady follow the lead of this episodes opening clip - offer a lady money to have a family with you. Plus, the...
439-Your Mom’s House with Christina P and Tom Segura
14 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Get your power tools and sex toys ready for a fun, informative episode! The Jeans are high and tight with this one. We examine DPC's and what REALLY c...
438-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
07 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
J-J-J-Jean Unit! We found some adult stars who share some pretty gnarly stories about working in their industry and shooting their "Scenes." PLUS To...
437-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
28 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This week Jean and Jean get together to Meow Down. Here's a cool thing we explore today: God + Swinging. It's pretty neat if you're willing to listen ...
436-Johnny Pemberton-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
21 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
He's tall, he's (very) young (looking) and he's coming for that title. Johnny Pemberton is in studio and you will find it SO amaze how well he can do ...
435-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
14 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's just Jean and Jean on this one. Your mother and I hang out and have the fun we always have when you're not around. Put your triple D swingers in ...
434-Marc Maron-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
07 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The man, the myth, the Maron. One of our all time faves is finally in the building. If you know and love podcasting, especially the kind involving com...
433-Bill Burr-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
31 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Oh my goodness, Jean. We don't really think this episode needs a description. The great Bill Burr joins us and Hen has some amazing, hilarious thought...
432-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
24 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Looks like some Ball Hogs are willing to share their secrets! We are willing to listen! We found a great new rapper and get this, he's using the name ...
431-Paul Gilmartin-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
17 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Women, it's time to reclaim your place in the world and also it's time to do something gross. Luckily we found someone who was willing to do both. A...
430-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
10 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We like foreigners and we like cursing. When foreigners curse? Magical. Plus, you have SERIOUS questions about Blind people and their standards, twi...
429-Josh Wolf-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
03 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Ya'll know what it is. If you gotta brown you might as well go to where the brown ends up anyway, right? One man already figured that out and is talki...
428-Live From Irvine-Your Mom's House with Christian P and Tom Segura
27 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
J-J-J-Jeans Unite! As we wrap up another year of tightly woven denim we want to give thanks to you, the little mommy. Hope you have a great holiday fi...
427-Dr. Drew-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
20 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
After years of podcasting and hundreds of shows we thought, "How about a little intelligence on this show for a change? How about...a Doctor?" Luckily...
426-Pauly Shore-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
13 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Oh s**t, bro! The Weasel is in the house. The wiser weasel has some great advice and hilarious stories from his days as an MTV VJ and international mo...
425-J.Elvis Weinstein-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
06 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
A few years back Tommy went to Asia (voluntarily, tho under some duress) and did stand up with some great guys: Chad Daniels, Pete Lee and the guest o...
424-Joey Diaz-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
29 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This is as good as it gets. Joey Coco Diaz is in the building. This lovable, fiery felon is sure to make you laugh as you sit by the fire and ask yo...
423-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
22 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jeans Within! Jeans Within! Looks like College Football isn't immune to the Jeans within your heart. Nick Saban has the full commentary. PLUS, we ...
422-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
15 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
When the mommies prank any media outlet with Mommy lingo we LOVE IT! Get em, jean! Amazingly, someone else hates Puking as much as Tina and Tina has s...
421-Martin Riese-Yout Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
08 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The Water GOD is back in the building. Before we get to more hydrating satisfaction we have some GOOD stuff for you. And nothing kicks things off li...
420-Lambo Prank-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
01 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Yo! Tommy got a Lambo wit the brains blown out! Naw, he didn't. But he made Bert and Ari think he did and that was worth every penny. We give you the ...
419-Greg Fitzsimmons-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
25 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The great Greg Fitzsimmons is here! You know his book, his podcast, his radio show and his stand up. He's absolutely one of our favorites and he will ...
418-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
18 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
If you want to get really horny and you're having trouble getting there we've got the secret formula for you (okay it involves Benadryl). But we're no...
417-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
11 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This is one of the most fun Pomcasts we've done in a while and it's just Jean and I. We do what we do best - make fun of people. From the c*m hugger...
416-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
04 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
What does 338 pounds of alcohol free fun sound like? Download this podcast to find out. We had to remove a wall on our home so the crane could lift hi...
415-Tom Papa-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
27 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
If you had 3 foot long nails how could you wipe your bum? Luckily we have a detailed example from a gross person. The great Tom Papa joins us for so...
414-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
20 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
If you go on a run and you gotta make a brown is that really such a bad thing? One lady in Colorado Springs might do in on your lawn in front of your ...
413-Brendan Schaub-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
13 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
When you make a Big Brown do you flush it down? Here at YMH we show it proudly. Our Big Brown can even talk - it's wild. We have stinky Vajees and h...
412-LIVE From West Palm Beacb-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
06 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This is how it's done. The South Florida mom's came out in full force and we had the best time. We hope you enjoy this live episode that featured Fi...
411-Matt Fulchiron-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
30 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Uh oh, it's time to get your act together. Your baby's father, The Concierge, is in the building. If you don't know, now you do. Matt Fulchiron AKA Th...
410-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
23 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
If you're ever attacked you should consider biting your attacker below the waist! But only after you seduce him into thinking you're into him sexually...
409-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
16 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
What if you wipe yourself with toilet water to save paper but you flush a bunch so you're actually wasting water? Can you really say you care about th...
408-Ms. Pat-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
09 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
What if it's only smells, but also it turns you on? Is that okay? What kind of smells get your engine going? Ladies, we're talking to you. PLUS, whe...
407-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
02 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We want you guys to orgasm all the time, even when you hug someone or shake their hand or just stand up. That's our mission and we hope this episode g...
406-Yoshi-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
26 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Thank God for feminists like Roman who are out there every day fighting the good fight. He's out in the streets encouraging women to fart in his face....
405-Brent Weinbach-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
19 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Some women associate giving birth with PAIN. Are they dumb? Maybe they just haven't been taught yet. They SHOULD be having orgasms. That's what childb...
404-Sam Tripoli-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
12 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
When Tommy boy arrived in Los Angeles with hope in his eyes, it was Sam Tripoli who made Tom sit on the casting couch and earn his stage time thru but...
403-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
05 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We have found a secret that even Wikileaks couldn't get. There is a man who may or may not be Ryan Sickler that gave a chocolate kiss to Hillary Clint...
402-Wheeler Walker Jr-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
28 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
You have to be careful with a penis when it's really big cause you might end up dead! This South Florida man is really in a tough place (murder charge...
401-Ari Shaffir--Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
21 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
When a longshoreman doesn't feel like talking, you better get to walking or you're gonna get trespassing. That's just the way it goes. Plus, your fe...
400-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
14 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It's here in all its glory - episode 400 of Your Mom's House! And finally we face the question that has been bugging us all - will Christina BaBoey Ch...
399-Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
07 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
There's a wise, older Asian man that can have an orgasm without ejactulating and every time he shakes from within his prostate it's like watching a pa...
398-Top Dog & Charo-Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
31 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Do you like heavy breathing into the mic? CHECK! What about laughing uncontrollably at street jokes? BOOM! Anybody poop their pants lately? You guesse...
397-Joe Rogan-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
24 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Oh Snap! We got the PodFather. The Mighty and Powerful Joe Rogan joins us to discuss all things JEAN. From the crazy current state of politics to so...
396-The REAL Water Champ, Martin Riese-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
17 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This one is particularly Amaze, Jean. Nothing like the police scaring you as you literally swim with sharks. Hear the REAL audio and decide if you'l...
395-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
10 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Does thinking about your family turn you on? Think harder. Now are you feeling it? Let's talk about something that your brain does a good job of block...
394-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
03 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
A lot people have opinions on their dog food like they know what their dog can taste, thankfully one guy dove in for the rest of us and taste tested d...
LIVE with YOSHI - Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
28 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This is the second live podcast we did on this evening at The Irvine Improv. The inimitable Yoshi joins us for some hilarious and often jaw-dropping c...
393-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
26 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
If you're a lady and you're having trouble getting pregnant or perhaps you want some more excitement in bed, there has been a new development that is ...
392-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
19 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Not everyone can read the future by touching their worn panties, but this is Your Mom's House and we found someone that can. Plus, never before hear...
391-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
12 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Mummy, here's the truth - we have sick jeans this week. Both of us. Please bear with us as we compete for the immunity championship. We welcome all ...
390-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
05 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Are there any Jean's in the house? How about uncircumcised ones? Well, this is the episode for you. We have a very helpful man that teaches you how to...
389-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
29 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
There's a crazy fat kid running North Korea and nobody is going to debate that fact. Do you know all the U.S. Presidents? We certainly do not. There...
388-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
22 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Some people are just gross and then there's THIS lady. Whoa. And coming from us that's pretty special. She puts her finger, well, just listen. Plus,...
387-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
15 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dearest Jean, This is a great podcast. Today we recap our lunch with Dan Pena and Tom's ill-fitting suit. Plus, Jean got an iWatch and boy does she ...
386-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
08 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
When you're on a plane and you're bleeding from your tumors you just need people to MOVE. Jean and Tom break down their one night getaway and how Tom'...
BONUS-Live From Irvine (Early Show) - Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
03 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Irvine Improv with 500 mommies in the stands. Let er rip! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
385-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
01 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
How much sausage do you need to feed your whole family? What if there are some big women in it? Probably more, right? Would you leave an angry voicema...
384-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
22 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
If you haven't ever seen a whale penis, you don't size and you don't know Penis. Tommy hung out with Top Dog and Charo this weekend and he has tales...
383-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
15 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
When someone goes on strike you know they mean business. This lady is going on strike for something so important we can't actually spell out what it i...
382-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
08 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
As perhaps the leading non-binary couple in the podcast comedy world today we are thrilled to bring you this aspect of the wonder from the perspective...
381-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
01 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever tried to get a hearing impaired person to lick your stuff but you weren't sure how to do it? We have answers. Plus we're pretty sure w...
380-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
25 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Don't hit me, Mummy! Don't hurt me, mummy! This week Tommy recaps his big celebration trip with Burnt and both pairs of Jeans have a Dental Update. Wh...
379-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
18 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Finally! Someone is talking about the real issues - how do you mop up all that stuff after you make kisses? A nice British lady is going to show us th...
378-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
11 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The McAfee Virus guy isn't just a genius when it comes to protecting your PC. He also has discovered that hammocks are great for lounging on and poopi...
377-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
04 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Reach into your pants, hold on to your twig and berries and take a DEEP SNIFF. That's how you train to be a good pup. Good boy. Tommy is deep in ...
376-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
28 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Does your shoulder hurt? Have you tired saluting the Fuhrer? We can tell you one thing for sure - It Helps!! Christina considers the Skullet - the hai...
375-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
21 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
These Jeans are ready to party. We always knew that Subway served up sandwiches, but we didn't realize there was so much MUSTARD on them. In this epis...
374-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
14 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the mommies dive deep into the world of Orlando Brown, get festive for the Holidays with an amazing Instagram singer, discuss the weight lo...
373-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
07 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Diamonds on the crevice of your ??? I'll give you three guesses. We have so much to share with you! Get ready to pull 'em high and tight! This week we...
372-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
30 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
We love our brothers and sisters to the North, but there's one lady in Parliament who clearly isn't on board with the show - she's anti F-A-R-T! Pleas...
371-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
23 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Would you marry your mom? Really. That's so cool, cause like, me too. Kiss her for real. The Mommies moved this week and with a lot of help came a l...
370-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
16 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
We did it, We locked down the guy who will call you a C**T to your face. That's right, Dan Pena is on the show! So fun to talk to the master of curs...
369-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
09 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Even babies know the truth - Bert IS fat, but also our dear friend Burnt Chrystals has a new special coming to Showtime called The Machine and he goes...
368-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
02 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
NO Loose jeans allowed here. We find the ultimate dad boner who relights the fire that only Garth can put out. Plus, Tommy AKA Tomaso speaks eh, de Es...
367-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
26 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week on YMH, Tom and Christina take a look at Christina's ex-boyfriend who know works as an insane deck hand, a couple of fighting brothers who d...
366-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
19 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the mommies watch a bunch of public service announcements, some hilarious, some horrible. They also get a translation for the Persian voice...
Brace-Episode 84-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
17 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Braceland! He's finally here. The star of Gigolos on Showtime and soundbites in our hearts, Brace, joins us for a lengthy conversation abou...
118-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
17 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is gooder than a bitch! Get those jeans ready. Tina and Tommy had opposite weeks. Tommy was in Austin while Tina was in Cleveland - coinc...
Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 53
17 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The Mommy Dome happily welcomes Brendon Walsh, formerly of the group "InnDIgGnASHUN" which eventually became Boyz II Men. We discuss some of Brendon's...
Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 54
17 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Nothing can prepare your ears for the Mad Flavor that is Joey "Coco" Diaz. Christina and Tom are elated to sit back and have their Uncle Joey share st...
Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 46
17 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The Mommy's talk hip-hop, Yo! MTV Raps and the joys of rebellious, aggressive music. They discuss what women find beautiful in other women and how men...
116-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
17 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
You think that just because you've had ribs and listened to salsa music with someone that you know them - but that isn't always the case. Charles Rams...
Episode 87-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
17 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
You'll never want this episode to end. That's how full of delicious treats it is! GG Allin, coconut "C*M" water, Double-Pipe Classics, Tina and her be...
Episode 81-Ian Bagg-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
17 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Oh Canada! Some people are just meant for the Mommy Dome and today's guest, Ian Bagg is just one of those people. This fun-filled episode covers a bre...
Episode 59 Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
17 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This show was like WHOA! The first ever LIVE Momcast could not have been more fun. 3 Amazing guests and a lot of laughs. Tommy and Tina cover it all w...
Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 49
17 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The Mommy's welcome Matt "The Full Charge" Fulchiron AKA The Concierge back to the Mommy Dome. They discuss Matt's upcoming move to Puerto Rico (New Y...
110-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
17 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Well it's Tommy's Smurfday! What did you get him? Sometimes you eat some stuff and then a lot of brown comes out. That happened to us this week. Also,...
Matt Braunger-183-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
17 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Matt Braunger AKA Six Finger Frank AKA The Dutch Welder AKA Happy Hamcakes is in the building. Comedian, actor and all around good buddy Matt sits dow...
Happy New Year-184-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
17 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jeans! We hope 2014 is treating you well. I mean, if it isn't, that's terrible because it literally just started. This episode/momisode we are giving ...
173-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
17 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
You know what I'm sayin? We like to say it first! Sometimes you put your peepee in a scary place and you don't die - we celebrate that. We hear from a...
Yoshi-138-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
17 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The Mommy Dome is rarely at a loss for words, but one guest has the special skill to leave us near speechless and he's back. Yoshi Obayashi, the Japan...
Redban-100-Your Mom's House Podcast with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
17 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's HERE! We made it all the way to Episode 100! What better way to celebrate than with the little man who started it all with us, our son, Redban. T...